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>can't stand being sober
>no drug seems to fulfil me
JUST
Try getting high on life anon. You can't overdose so you can keep getting higher and higher
>>28118401
DO ALL THE DRUGS
>>28118425
and how am i suppssoed to do taht
Qtpie redheads > all others
>>28118399
3D OUT
Best redhead coming through
She's not a real redhead though. Failure/10
>>28118455
I dont allow cartoons in my waifu threads famalamazoid
I has been years for me, occasionally I cry myself to sleep but suicidal thoughts are a pretty daily thing now.
There is just nothing good in life for me, just surviving and feeling nothing - on good days that is.
How do normies actually accomplish to be happy in this fucking hell?
I have yesterday learnes that I may have occasional short lived forms of hypomania. As is I am happy at random times in a day for no goddamn reason. No accomplisments are needed for that.
However here's tips, don't know how well you can apply them to yourself.
1. Go walking. At first it's shit but you accomplish something and you can start no matter hoe fat you are unless it's actually a disabilty. (a severe one. i am disabled and have just been running 5 k today. I'm very slowly getting to the 10k. Maybe in 2 years I can try to finish a half maraton. Don't care if I am last.)
2. Get a hobby. Any hobby. I like fishing, electronics and reading. You just look what suits you. This may even be a sport, but no chance for me.
3. Try to meet people. Via hobbies/clubs/other friends. Generally you need to search. If you get lucky (I was very lucky) you find people that support you no matter what and enjoy yoir company even if you feel like you don't really add anything to it.
4. Meditation. No voodoo shit. Just sit down and concentrate on yourself. Try not to think.
5. Depression is constant thinking. Try to break the cycle by going on a tour. Maybe visit a country, stuff like that. Force yourself to experience rather than think. Maybe just go to a beach, the sea has something strangely beautiful in my eyes. Also this step may be a necessity for #4
6. Food. I know I know cooking is a hastle and if you are depressed most likely you do not feel like doing anything. But cooking is a bombardement of the senses. It is fun and important.
Also awesome food after a while.
Good luck, I hope things get better for you.
I'm only happy when I sleep but once I feel good I wake up back to this Shity life of mine
>>28118513
1,3,5: Seeing happy people outside usually makes me really miserable, so I try to avoid that. Also I don't have friends.
2: I find joy in nothing, already tried.
6.: Already fat, so eating is probably not a good idea.
Has anyone else noticed how posters that don't use cute anime girl reaction pictures are all faggots and not worth talking to or taking seriously?
This is thread is for posting those cute anime girls and discussing how we are superior to all other posters.
>>28118350
I haven't but I will look out for it from now on.
How do I do this in real life? Or is everyone just a faggot like I tend to assume they are?
I just shit my pants
>>28118404
I carry around images of cute anime girls laser printed on subtle eggshell business cards in a large portfolio case. I have them organized by emotional response, from incredulity to hostile mockery.
When someone is cool I give them an "appreciatively cute and humble" card; if they act like faggots, I give them one that mocks them accordingly.
If someone else responds by handing you their own anime girl business card, you know they're okay, and can conduct human functions with them.
Treat the non-anime business card class for what they are: peasant garbage that do not deserve to breathe the same air as you.
i made a wizard approved video about utopia where normies and succubi were purged and life is great again.
what do you guys think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVuj7_nVY_s
you reuploaded an mde video
cool i guess
Milliondollarextreme video, fuck off fag.
>>28118339
Not as cringeworthy as I would have expected
Lately more people seem to be accepting to furries and stuff here but no woman or trans thoughts?
>>28118305
Bug girls are pure
>>28118332
Mmm more please densu
>>28118367
What are you, some kind of sick fuck?
I feel like I'm getting dumber every single day. For context, I'm a drawing guy. When I was 14-16, I was blooming with ideas. Kept a sketch pad on me at all times, along with a notebook on my bedside table where I'd jot down every single idea I had. I used to write all sorts of shit, ranging from short stories to world building. I also felt a passion towards art and had opinions I'd defend in a heartbeat and fervently.
Currently, I have to make an effort to even think up of anything. I feel like I'm shit at drawing. I honestly couldn't care less about anything art-related and will not bother to argue anything with anyone unless I feel like someone's trying to shove down anything down my throat. I don't feel motivated. I've lost all drive.
Pic related, is how I feel.
Yeah I kept all my stuff.
I thought it was great when I was 14-16, but it's all childish shit that basically plagiarized whatever I watched a few years ago subconsciously.
Kids an idiots.
>>28118131
I know how you feel. If you're really a "drawing guy" though you wouldn't feel worried about being inspired, getting back into it is just a matter of drawing from life/books until you get your muscle memory back. You don't really have to think of a single thing, just take a Burne Hogarth book and start drawing the exercises.
I draw too, currently I haven't had time to manage my own personal art because of art school, but it's not hard to just start drawing again.
Picture is something I drew a couple months ago, been too busy to want to draw my own stuff since really.
>>28118131
how old are you roboti sempai?
In a alternate universe
>black women are the most desired women
>Asian men are the most desired men
>black men are nerdy office working cucks
>white men are seen as the most masculine men with the biggest dicks
>nerdy black guys stay at home all day watching bwc Cuck porn
>Women are nice to men because they like us and want to be with us and want us to be happy.
>We then promptly throw it in their faces, say it's just an act and get with women who'd sooner beat us instead.
>We then decide that it isn't us, having bad taste in women, but in fact, that it is ALL WOMENS FAULT. They're just the same, they just want sex.
>When we tell ourselves that they're all bad, we can justify going after the abusives, "because at least they're honest".
>In this world, a woman would be scared to approach a man, not because of gender roles or that the "man should approach", but because they genuinely believe that this guy they care about so much, would then crush them and publicly humiliate them and label them creepy.
I'd go to that world. I'd be the best goddamn boyfriend any girl ever had.
I don't think there is an alternate universe where any other race but whites would be pathetic enough to like cuck porn, bro.
But you can dream.
>>28117982
>white men are seen as the most masculine men with the biggest dicks
Replace white with Indian and all European countries are filled with streams of piss in the streets
ITT: We put all the greatest autist minds together and theorize ways to solve all the world's problems.
>colonizing the universe
>faster than light travel
>anti gravity
>quantum mechanics
>a unifying field theory
>time travel
But were all dumb as fuck anon what do
>>28118196
Google?
SHITS FUCKING ORIGINAL YOU GOD DAMNED FAG FUCKING CHAN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>28118196
We are all smart with wikipedia.
We can go faster than light because it just stops being on the visible spectrum. Like how a sonic boom is trying to catch up to it's source.
K I want my FTL drive now.
>Come on in anon, the water's fine
What do?
>360 and walk away
duh
*Instantly summons a portal to the twisting void*
*Grabs my jizzy jar from it*
Okay, but I need to put sun screen on you all so you don't burn, flip over
what water? blx
question for you great people
I normally use a tripcode for every single post but have decided to start using my phone to browse, should I carry over my trip or just use a new one.
I'm not doj or bandage or any of that level of retards, what do you guys think I should do
Reveal which tripfag you are and then I'll tell you what you should do.
>>28117739
what if im hack blastered
>>28117755
Than I suggest you abandon your shitty tripcode and never use it again. You're shit.
>be me
>be wage slave
>our office lets people go home because we are le government and we don't give a fuck
>except for me, I stay and do all the work.
>finish work early today, rush home to see my dear wife
>see my friend Chad's car in my driveway
>immediate red flags go off because he didn't say shit to me about coming over
>quietly sneak into my house, take off my shoes
>use my ninja Asian agility to run up the stairs quietly, not making a sound but basically leaping full speed up the stairs
>hear noises coming from my bedroom, sounds like the tv is on
>reach the door to my wife's and i's master bedroom, stop there and listen quietly
>sounds like mtv is on, but I can also hear my wife Amanda Li moaning, she's fucking someone
I can't believe this is happening. I just left my house and I got in my car and now I'm in a parking lot writing this. I didn't even want to open the door to see and confront them.
I am crying right now I thought this cuck shit was all just a meme, what would you do in my position?
>>28117622
> hears wife banging someone else
> doesn't go in there and kick his ass
Whats your fucking problem man?
>>28119206
"I better not interrupt them. I'll just let him slam my wife's asshole in until I can figure this all out on 4chan."
Fuck the guy and assert your dominance
reminder that if you are not an objective 9/10 masculine male model you are invisible to any girl 2/10 or higher
it's literally 99.99999999999999% of women competing for the top 1% of men, the rest don't exist to them.
any refutation is simply coping
I know :(
>tfw simply born without an essential part of being male: "game"
>>28117564
The only reason men go for women below 9/10 is because of their uncontrollable monkey desires.
>>28117564
This is actually really true. This thread will be filled by Reddit cucks in denial. But this is evolution works. We are animals and will never be able to surpass our biological impulses. Women are meant to be the gatekeepers of sex, and they decide whose genes reach the next generation, so that the next generation is composed of more fit for survival and stronger humans.
You can hit the gym, get limb lengthening, plastic surgery and all that shit to deceive women, but that is basically you getting cucked by life when all chad has to do is get out of his house to be swarmed by cunts./thread
Who /colorblind/ here?
>>28117452
Why is 2 significantly harder than the others?
>>28117461
Yeah, I can only see a vary vague 8, and I'm not sure if that's actually there or if I'm just refusing to accept that nothing is there. Is it a control?
>>28117461
Because it's an 8, you colourblind fucknugget
What can I do to feel like I belong to something? To have a purpose and feel a sense of comradery among peers.
What groups or activities do you participate in to fill this void?
>>28117417
I go to church. Everyone is pretty friendly, and we all have tea and cake afterwards.
i go to a hell's angels motorcycle gang meetup - everyone is pretty friendly, and we all smoke crack and stab people afterwards
I mean you could always try cutting yourself, maybe they'll let you be the other faggots like you.
