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What does it mean to be a feminine woman?what does s feminine woman act like?I keep hearing about it on here but i have no idea what that even is. is being feminine just being boring and being taken care of by men?
>>28123336
lots of empathy, polite, graceful walk and way of speaking, good posture, friendly, nurturing and helpful, mature, independent, trustworthy
maybe that's just my opinion. but i think the perfect feminine woman has all the qualities of a good mother, wife and daughter combined
>>28123336
Yeah you nailed it.
Just invert every classic masculine standard.
Frail, passive but extroverted. Carefree. Humble. Polite and considerate.
You can have interests and be passionate or skilled. They don't factor in it.
>>28123336
I know one who is romantic and loves to play piano. She doesn't date unless you want a serious relationship.
>go for a midnight swim at your local swamp
>hear frog noises coming from behind you
>turn around
>see this
wat do?
Oh spirit spare me your wrath! Are you a pepe from the normies or a pee pee from the robots?
>>28123311
Nice dubs.
>frog noises
https://youtu.be/tYKPdNvH800
>>28123311
What you are describing is a black man raping a Robro in a swamp senpai
You are merely a pawn in my game, roach.
>>28123162
K
Lol
#Youvebeenplayingcheckers
>>28123162
Im a thong in your ass 2bh ;)
what's this game you speak of?
Hey, /r9k/ I really need some fucking help quick
>january 2016
>group project for engineering
>qt3.14 lets me borrow her phone to look something up
>naturally horny college guy like myself ends up looking through camera roll
>find bra & pantie selfie
>send to myself & delete all forms of evidence
>spank the meat bank and get on with life
>forget to delete convo on my own phone
>months pass
>fast forward to this morning
>tired as fuck and walk into class with professor teaching
>she asks for some answers
>screenshot and send to her
>I type her name in messages
>she sees picture I sent to myself
>shit.jpg
>she asks what was that
>play dumb, try to say it was nothing
>quick thinking activates
>there's a guy in class who openly has stared at her & shown interest and she knows
>I've talked to him before
Please fucking help me with damage control and how to get out of this. I sit next to her and am in the same class with her until fucking finals. Wat do?
2nd half in replies
>i blame googly-eyes and say he wanted a picture of her real bad
>I say hes really into her
>I said he asked me to go on her phone and send it to myself so I could send it to him
>I tell her that I initially refused but he offered money
>protip: she is hispanic
> mfw she fucking believes me
>she tells me that if we weren't friends she would go straight to the dean
>fucking fuck
>"I'll never let you use my phone again."
>"I never expected something like that from you."
>She seems more pissed at other guy than me
>Damage control going not bad
>talks about how pathetic it is he wanted money for just a picture of her in a bra and panties
>seems like I am in the clear so far
>she rushes out of class after professor is done
>haven't talked to her since this morning
Am I fucked, robots? How can I make this not awkward for the rest of the year? What do I do?
>>28123080
>Am I fucked, robots? How can I make this not awkward for the rest of the year? What do I do?
How about you man the fuck up and admit it was you, rather than blaming it on some other poor bastard?
Gurrll, seems like you are doing a good job rigth now, if anyone asks just keep cool and tell the same bullshit
I went to psych ward againsfor attempted suicide and half of them were all females.
Came out an hour ago and these girls were like in their 20's and shit, some of them looks like normies and stacies
how the fuck does that makes any sense?
These bitches can pretty much get what they want but they so spoiled they probably cried and shit and got into a mental ward so chad could feel bad for them fucker BITCH BITCH!
I sniffed one the chairs this girl sat on and grabbed her trash and rubbed it on my crotch and masturbated to her, thankfully my roommate was a schizoid, I was scared cause he might stab me but he didnt know i was fapping to this bitch who look like stacy.
i imagined forcing myself on her in the psych ward but i couldnt cause the guards were watching with their cameras.
fucking bitches, next time ill get em
>>28123045
>Rainbow Dash
Fucking pleb
wow my fucking mom take my computer away motherfucking bitch, bye guys see u tommorrow
>>28123071
rainbow dash is a lot beter than pinkie she is faster and her pussy is tighter
did u see last week episode, i missed it imma watch today but my mom fucking bitch
I asked some friends if they wanted to go to a concert and bought tickets for all of them.
Every single one of them cancelled.
Anyone want tickets to a show in Lansing?
>>28123022
I live in novi desu.
We're talking about michigan right?
>>28123106
Yeah, Michigan, at Mac's bar, in like 2 hours. I got the tickets will call, and I think I'd have to be there to redeem them, so idk.
>>28123212
I wish I could man. I'm drunk right now and can't drive. Fuck, I would loved to have gone. We can hang out another day I'm sober if you want.
>tfw no friends
literally none.
who /mccuck/ here?
>run 1.5 miles to mcdonalds with laptop
>run into someone from my wagecucking, have to talk to him
>order large fries, medium soda, and hashbrown for those sweet monopoly stickers
>THE PROMOTION ENDED
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>28123002
this is either trap or an underaged boy
>>28123035
what's wrong with traps? i'm better than pizza. call me fries.
what should i do with this butter
Who /adult onset acne/ here?
Never had acne until I started college.
Now my jawline is lined with red bumps and my upper back is covered bloody cystic zits.
that's because of GMOs
This but it's my shoulders and forehead.
Just fuck my shit up.
I'll try stopping milk but I just add it to my coffee. Not sure if that's enough to cause such puberty horror.
>>28123150
Cutting out dairy is such a fucking meme.
The only real way to stop hormonal acne is by fasting because then your hormone levels go down.
Sad thing is you'll probably die if you fast for too long.
>tfw no cute gf to make me sniff her sweaty, stinky butt at the end of the day
>>28122968
what's she saying?
>>28123010
the pleasure of being cummed inside, desu
>>28123049
Sasuga jaypee
Does anyone else set pictures of random okc or pof girls as backgrounds on their phone to look at throughout the day to feel like they have a gf?
>>28122958
That's really weird man.
>have a picture of my donger as my home screen
>mom picks up my phone
>she puts it down
>never said anything about it
>>28123017
Why? I'm not hurting anyone. It's not like I'm stalking these chicks wtf. I don't even message them.
Why is it so hard for men to git women but so ezy for women to git men? Please /r9k/ bestow upon me the wisdom granted by the Redpill, if I ever get a gf I don't want to be cucked.
>>28122893
learn some biology or w/e
>>28123148
Thr won't help, I need the knowledge granted by the Redpill
>>28123148
this desu
men trade resources for sex
we live in nearly a post-scarcity environment
you're better off learning this on your own but i'm a semi-egomaniacal cunt who loves to read his own writing
so now we have a lot of guys who don't get sex. you can have a fuck ton of money, but if that's the only thing you have going for you, the woman isn't going to want to fuck you unless either she's desperate or greedy.
then there's sexual selection. to over simplify, you have to expend a large amount of resources in order to demonstrate your genetic superiority. that's music, fitness, being funny. only now our brains are blown out by the media, and when someone judges your merits, you're judged up against trent reznor, channing tatum, people who do what they do for a living.
that leaves good genes. strong jaw, tanned skin, high intelligence, great personality, stuff that can't be faked. the great majority of us do not have good genes. many of us are sedentary video game addicts and as a consequence our faces are permanently stunted in a pre-pubescent mindset. that's before you factor in environmental factors, xenoestrogens, the absence of hunter-gatherer behavior leading to a large portion of traditional masculine behavior being unneccessary to adapt to modern civilization.
tl; dr buy a dakimura
How you doing fatbots?
How is that diet coming along?
>tfw running in place naked in my basement to lose weight because autistic
>tfw it's working
Lost 30 freedom units so far.
5 weeks, 24 pounds. We're gonna make it.
According to new reasearch more and more mature women in their 40s and 50s are getting pregnant than ever before in history with the majority of their sexual partners being younger men in their 20s and sometimes even younger.
>>28122724
so I can fug a gilf??
>>28122724
[citation needed]
24397856372984658932465826348756
>>28123028
http://www.parenting.com/news-break/more-and-more-women-are-getting-pregnant-after-50-years-old
Why are Indian men such over the top beta orbiters online?
Do they think by aggressively stalking HUNDREDS of blond girls at a time, they will actually marry one? Is there any other race that does this shit?
Indian women must be below garbage. I can't imagine another race that does this shit.
What say you /r9k/? Is there anything more beta than Indian men?
>>28122718
>over the top beta orbiters online?
;_;
its true
i am
>anything more beta than Indian men?
yes
indian american men
>man it's a numbers game, you just gotta try more and eventually it will work
>NO NO NOT LIKE THAT
>>28122939
That's if you're not completely retarded. Indian men online act like fucking monkeys. Try pretending to be a girl on Omegle. When they claim to ''love you bb gurl honey'', they're literally just projecting their dick onto you. Like they're an AI just spouting the same phrases over and over again.
>2016
>Not lifting to reach your full potential
>Not being yourself
>>28122648
do you think those two have any other responsibilities besides not to die on daily basis?
do you think they work night shifts to pay rent, roof, and food?
M_O_N_E_Y
O________E
N________N
E________O
Y_E_N_O_M
pls stop posting this
>implying lifting is the only thing you need
>implying lifting is the be all end all
I'm not saying it doesn't help at all, it doesn't. But it's not guaranteed to get you out of your loneliness, at least by itself
