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good ol' caption game
if you wanna play you can come in any time. It was fun playing it with some of you guys a while back.
words that follow dot com guys
it's the only game open.
bomped
Here, you guys can have a funny image I saved.
You don't have to come play but I think it'll be fun.
pls guys i would really appreciate it.
take a good hard look at yourself r9k
take stock of everything, your past dreams, your beliefs on the world, your past actions and most likely future
tell me what you see
>>28128971
pain, fire, suffering, rage.
I'M A FUCKING LOSER AND ALWAYS WILL BE
A spiral of disappointment and failure.
Do women do any work at all when it comes to dating?
They put more work in/have to sacrifice more when they are either undesirable or have low self esteem. Paying more, favors, weird shit in bed, doing the chasing instead of accepting. I know an extreme example of this is my Aunt. Really low self esteem, got cheated on in nearly all her past relationships, husband left her for a younger woman.. but she owns multiple businesses and is extremely intelligent. Yet her husband is an alcoholic slob who treats everyone like shit and spends all her money on booze/lottery tickets and basically has been leeching off of her for 20 years because she doesn't want to be alone
No they do not.
Men are expected to:
>make the first approach
>build up banter so she is comfortable around you
>compete for her attention while 15 other guys also do the same
>ask her on a date
>pay for a date
>keep her entertained throughout the relationship, if you don't she'll cheat on you, claim you neglected her and everyone will take her side
>have to be tall, masculine, have a six pack, a six figure salary, be able to lift heavy things, "protect her" (whatever that means), but god forbid you ask her to cook or clean something because that's sexist
What women are expected to do:
>put on makeup and don't look too horrible for the date
Yes they do -- they spend literally hours shopping for THE PERFECT dress, literally hours doing their hair and putting on just the right amount of foundation to look good for HER MAN. Grow up you pathetic man child, it's 2016 and the world is facing not just ISIS but you pathetic herbivore men (JPN) and beta chucks (USA EU). Man up, not child down!
if you had perfect genetics for lifting and started in middle school, would you be a chad or still a robot?
I wholeheartedly believe that most women don't care about how much muscle you have, correct me if I'm wrong here
>>28128954
it is a combination of
>face
>height
>muscles
muscles are part of the whole but not everything, regardless, if you are tall and good looking, someone who is both and is muscular will get picked by women over you.
>>28128929
depends on what you want, if you want one night stand, then its height + muscles. if you want relationships, its height + face.
>you will never be dead
The fuck, of course you will anon.
Unless your a vampire? Do you sick normie blood to sustain you?
>>28128817
>you will one day most certainly be dead
This is the only thing that keeps me going. I know the pain will end, I just need to endure.
>>28128817
I assure you, I am not a zombie.
How to spot and underage
>He makes femanon feels thread
>He follows eggman on snapchat
>He is in a "robot" skype group.
>He posts on /britfeels/
>He posts in Eliza/Erica threads
>He uses the word "Oneitis"
>He doesnt watch anime but browse this site
>He unironically respond to lazy but genius troll threads
>His homeboard is /b/
>He doesnt check his fortune
>He's in the 4chan steam group/He browses 4chan's reddit.
>Steam :He has more than 30 friends/He has more than 25 games/He has more than a page of comments/He has a moe anime avatar
>He rolls in porn roll threads
>He rolls in any roll thread.
>He regularly uses Skype.
>>28128525
>he still cares about his virginity
Once you reach adulthood, not starving on the street should be the primary concern for a robot.
>>28128609
who gives a fuck about sex you cant beat your little dick to porn
>>28128525
>He still feels the need to validate his age in any thread
>Pulling up in my apartment's parking lot after a night out
>See these 2 girls, with one wearing very short shorts
>Let them cross the street
>Make heavy contact with the one in shorts
>After she crosses I look back and notice her ass hanging out
>Her friend notices me looking and starts laughing while the girl pulls her pants down more
>Park my car a few feet away and start walking to my apartment
>Girl in booty shorts calls for me
>She gripes at how I'm checking her out but don't say anything
>talk to her for a little and she asks me if I have a gf
>tell her no
>one thing leads to another and I get her number
What do I do now?
She texted me a few hours ago.
Should I assume she just wants to fuck? and invite her over or go to her place?
>getting a random girls phone number
Fuck off normalfag.
>>28128493
I'm a 22 year old khv
what does this have to do with us? go to >>>/b/ where they pretend they're not sad fucks and could actually get some advices out of their asses to help you
Anyone here enjoy Faygo? It's pretty fuckin good, but it's hard to find which sucks
inb4 juggalo fag, I hate icp
>>28128083
what the FUCK is faygo
sounds like you're a fag, yo
BTFO
>>28128292
its soda senpai
>>28128083
They don't sell any where I live.
>>28128292
Get out.
And ICP was funny when you were a teen. Was it to you?I actual took them seriously but never became a juggalo. Heh. I was a different kind of crazy back then.
Tfw her pimp moves my favorite escort away because he got jealous of our lovemaking sesh.
Tfw trying to find a new escort but a lot of them aren't independent and basically you gotta cuck some high test pimp in the other room lmao.
>>28128082
What state do you live in and are you afraid of getting caught?
Ask me anything robots.
turns out she doesn't even have a pimp. this used to be my jam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1uJiVeGwMQ
Yaaaawwwwwn.
Oh, hey wagekek, didn't see you there.
what am I doing? Oh, just on my way to the airport. Why you ask?
I've been invited to be on an international panel of NEET scientists who are going to be discussing one of the biggest questions of the modern age: are Wagecucks human?
Me personally, I think not, based on my findings, but we'll see! Actual intellectuals, as NEETs tend to be have a way of changing your view on things! Toodles!
Sage goes in all fields
OC
>>28128010
Hehe sure ya are...loser ;)
>>28128010
Why are NEETS so good at what they do? Time? Patience?
>tfw born white
I'm not allowed to do anything without being labeled a racist. Who knows this feel?
>>28127997
why does it bother you? being white is so obviously superior that anyone who disagrees is just being blatantly jealous or brainwashed to sympathize with subhumans
>>28127997
>be born white heterosexual male
>criticized by eveybody
>that feel wh-
oh wait I don't give a shit lmao ayyyyyyyy
>>28128032
/pol/ isn't healthy. Please stop visiting that board. :3
>I wish that I had Jessie's girl
>>28127986
just because you killed Jesse's Jane don't make you Jesse's Jane
>implying stacies mom doesn't have it going on
>>28128169
Too soon desu fampai
Can i still make it? ;_;
pls
>>28127954
Go vegan. It will help with your acne. Also, start working out, I can tell your face is a bit chubby. Lastly, tidy up that facial hair, looks bad man.
shit OP I look like this too
we're fucked man
ive never had a pimple in my life pretty much guess im lucky
but you freaks with a beard of acne how the hell do you shave without cutting that shit up
>girl from class texts you
>mind races thinking of all the possibilities where she likes you
>she just wants help in class
>help her in hopes it could lead to something else after
>she says "thank you SOOO MUCH" and that's the end
I have so little conversation with other people, especially women, that I can't help but think that anytime a girl talks to me it's because she likes me. I'm that desperate.
JDIMSA SENPAI
>>28127942
Girls don't even text me. At least they're giving you their phone number. Maybe try initiating plans.
>>28127982
Nah I'm just smart, they didn't even ask me for my number they got it from my lab partner.
>>28127942
Beta bux Example #30056
How can I be an even worse person than I already am? I want to scrape the depths of moral turpitude without breaking the law. I want to be a general parasitic nuisance and malignancy.
>>28127857
Panhandle on your free time.
Open a car title loan business
I hope when Thad gets out he'll post on 4chan again.
Dude was dumb as fuck, but funny.
>MadThad isnt one of the aliases
They fucked up.
