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Vyro can I have your skype?
>>28132641
https://desustorage.org/_/search/text/evilmastervyro/
hereyougoanon
>>28132641
His real name is Shane Corfield so maybe he has an account under that name?
Only if you're:
a.) skinny
b.) mentally unhealthy
c.) willing to spend all your time with me
d.)
If you are not one of any of those things, please gtfo, you goddamn roastie son of a bitch.
>there are betas on here who would not only eat pussy, but actually place their mouth on a girl's butthole
wew lad
Only if she's a virgin, otherwise you really are a beta.
>>28132679
I do agree with that. If the girl is a virgin it's okay.
>have small penis
>eat pussy like a goddamn champion
>get them off a shitload before I even drop my dick in her
>when I do she's able to cum from my tiny dick with no problem
>they always want to fuck again in the future
I gotta have something
I am really fucking high
who else /high/
>tfw last trip I almost willingly submitted to breath depression because it felt so good let go
Fuck. Fuck DXM. I love it but fuck it.
Who /depressants/ here?
I love booze, xanax, and vicodin
I really love DXM, but I hate how ugly it makes people look.
Everyone looks the same, but it's like the part of your brain that assembles facial features into identifiable faces gets fucked up and everyone turns into gross wax sculptures
Why does Trump attract genetically inferior males?
Because they want to prove that they are masculine or 'alpha' by lining up behind what they see as the candidate most representative of these traits.
Honestly, Trump does appeal to the disenfranchised. People who've classically been given the shaft and ignored by politicians. Trump wants to flip the whole system up on its head. That's why he's got so much support.
>was away from /r9k/ for a while
>didn't keep up with Eggy
>see this bullshit
I fucking knew it.
F A L S E G O D
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I'm conking out soon. Don't let it die, faggots.
resuscitating the thread
If the girl from the last thread who wanted a switch who wrestled to be on top ends up coming here.
What state are you in? That sounds like a fun relationship. I'm a little guy, so I'd imagine you'd actually be able to beat me sometimes.
>tfw will never have a trap/trans femdom gf that makes me the house husband
Happy birthday, you autist.
But it's not my birthday.
>>28132442
Second this.
Original commentary.
YES IT'S ME
I'M A SPECIAL BOY
>tfw no chemo bf
>>28132355
Typical whore or faggot just looking to suck the blood out of someone and reap the benefits after they die. Fucking parasite.
Please stop. You're just inserting random shit between "no" and "bf" at this point. I know the robot makes this difficult but you need to be creative.
At least change the filename to Tomoko because TOMOKI IS HER BROTHERS NAME DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE ANIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28132394
I don't watch children's cartoons.
>go to anime cons in the summer
>go to Barnes&Nobles to read manga and hang around that area often
>I even risk looking like an autist and whip out the 3DS in public
>no one ever EVER approaches me
I just want a qt nerd gf. Why is it so hard?
>>28132327
are you a chad? If not, either lift or give up.
>>28132356
Why would Chad be reading manga or playing a 3DS in public.
Of course not.
>>28132327
why exactly are you expecting people to approach you?
Post your dank capital memes.
I was in college in 2009 and seeing the OWS stuff turned me against the socialism that I believed in in my youth
>>28132244
anarcho-capitalism master race senpai desu
Who /truecapitalistradio/ here?
I ate a cinnamon roll with a spoon robots, how did you spend your monday night?
>>28132215
watched apehoop while drinking whiskey
8/10 monday, anon
Drinking and replaying, again, in my mind the 39948493938 times I fucked up my life.
>went to the gym
>drove around in my car listening to synth music
>cleaned car
>played a bit of vidya
My neet ways can't last forever. The money is running out.
>women pursue only the top 20% of men
>get fucked by half a dozen Chads as they laugh over how much of a slut she is and take pictures of her
>women have second thoughts the day after
>they don't want everyone to know they're sluts
>makes a big deal about rape where I have to see them even though they would never dream of letting me so much as brush against their arm
Is anyone else seriously considering leaving the western world? Let this festering shithole die out already.
>>28132179
Pity them, they're too childish to face the consequences of their actions.
Save your disgust for the men who enable this behavior.
>>28132179
I have faith that change is coming.
You know if all that was true it wouldn't be an issue just a way of life
More likely you just lump every person in public who isn't currently losing their shit into one big alienated group when in reality most of those "normies" are just on an upswing or good at hiding it
Just ejaculated blood am I going to die
pics.
most likely was do to you abusing your dick. You probably rubbed it raw or something. Unless it was like 100% blood in which case, yeah probably.
>>28132147
>rubbed it raw
I've jacked off probably ten times in one night and never cummed blood
op is gonna lose his dick
>>28132182
>I did it once and it didn't happen to meeeeee
stfu.
please go.
You don't know his method frequency or lubrication levels.
Reclaiming Texas & California when?
>>28132080
>wanting california
Let them keep it, else all that degeneracy will cross into our side.
>>28132080
Never. We beat your ass in 1836. We beat your ass in 1845. And we'll beat your ass tomorrow if you want to get froggy.
>>28132080
Like to see you try.
>white men invade mexicos aztec and myan empires
>spics cant get their shit together enough to kill 500 spaniard dumbshits and a few jew priests withover 50,000 men
>spaniard cathlolics (christcuck lol) conquer the whole of south america
>still thinks white men will be conquered by them- yet is the defintion of conquered by whites themselves
About to get drunk for the first time, at 28.
What should I expect?
you probably won't like it. You'll get the spins and throw up.
Anime improving 200%
Seriously it's like fucking magic or something.
>>28132053
To get drunk
If you haven't already admitted it to yourself, this is why you hates women. Straight from the mouth of George Orwell, in 1984 (the scene is about how the protagonist hates a young woman):
"He hated her because she was young and pretty and sexless, because he wanted to go to bed with her and would never do so..."
Women aren't evil, you are. Face it.
Maybe no one is evil but we all just call each other evil because it's what we do and not because it makes any sense
i just hate everyone
>>28131889
Am I the only one who simply just don't care about women here ?
