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Whoa, what's this I hear about a civil war between tripfriends and anonfags? I want in on this shit.
>>28127889
That is the gayest gif I've ever seen.
Never post it again.
>>28127916
I concure good sir. Where is your trip?
everyone is doj
trip related, i'm doj
Have you ever caught your family members watching porn? What type of stuff do they like?
>>28127584
One time I saw a video my dad had been watching. It was some petite redhead chick masturbating.
My brother admits to watching all sorts of stuff. He likes Stoya, Anna Bell Peaks, and Aiden Starr. Most of what he watches is probably pretty normal but he has admitted that he sometimes watches pegging videos. He watches the stuff on Kink.com, but I don't think that's weird and believe everyone should.
My mom doesn't watch porn and my sister doesn't watch it by herself. I have watched a couple with her though. One with a white guy fucking two cute black chicks. It was decent but I probably not exciting enough that I would have watched it on my own. Another really boring one with Emily Austin fucking some black guy who might have been her "stepbrother." (My sister usually dates black guys, that's why.) I just watched these with her cause I thought her reactions from watching it would be funny. Wish she chose a better video. By the way, porn is much less interesting when you can't jerk off.
>>28128639
>I have watched a couple with her though.
why
>>28127584
A long ass time ago my dad forgot to delete the browser history after watching porn. It was literally some 12 year old tier vanilla shit, I think at one point he actually just searched "big tits" on google images.
Be honest /r9k/, would you fuck me? Yes I'm a guy but I can dress up pretty for you and do what you want...
Pic is me
sorry but youll never be a convincing looking girl. not sure how to break it to you.
>>28127489
I would probably fuck you if you wore a red dress and called me Daddy.
>>28127489
if you'll let me feed you hormones and be my sissy slut you can come live with me and be my boytoy
How do you know you have depression?
>>28127408
you post on /r9k/ with a trip
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Depression is a common human emotion memed to the max so pharma can make money
Next it's gonna be "hyperextraversion"
How bad did I fuck up? You guys weren't there for me ;_;
Oh shit nigga we made it!
Bumpus she hasn't said anything
>>28126988
>stutter texting
Destroy your phone. You don't even know how to take screenshots.
Post them, lads and lasses.
>>28124654
>>>/soc/
this place is not for this. hope the mods rape you
Submitted for your approval.
>want to post my chart
>nobody looks at these until at least 200 replies in
Calling all the fembots or "fembots" to this thread.
I just want to know how your week has been so far, ladies. Please tell me what you gave planned for this week or anything interesting.
(Inb4 >giving attention to roasties)
Jesus I want that girl to fart on my face
>giving attention to roasties
>>28129830
>choosing to be the cancer that killed /r9k/
>wagecucks don't understand science
>>28128716
They reaIIy don't
NEETs can't count past their number fingers.
>>28129164
Tripfags aren't human
Post your jobs, fellow wageslaves.
>Where do you work?
>What do you do?
>Do you like it?
I'll start.
I work in Jew York for some big publishing company. It's awful. I make 32 grand a year, 9 hour shifts + 2 hour ride to and from.
I do marketing for them.
I hate it. I wish I could do IT, but no certs/experience means I can't. Reading a book currently to prepare myself for A+ exam to get babbys first cert.
>>28128347
what firm? do you need interns? please???
>tfw lackluster resume
>in a hospital on long Island
>janitorfag 38,000 a year
>not challenging or inspiring in any way, totally comfy.
>>28128347
Nobody here works. We're all NEETs.
ITT: Petty/unusual red flags you have for the opposite gender
>He doesn't sleep on his back
>She browses tumblr
>He is nice to me but a visible jerk to strangers
>>28126909
>she wears colored makeup on her upper eyelid
Which is best and why? City, suburbs or countryside?
>>28126340
Countryside
I don't get bullied by chads and niggers
suburbs. close enough to the city that there's shit to do but far enough from the city that i don't have to deal with bums and stinky industrial shit.
>>28126369
but you will get bullied by hank and bubba
What is it thaat you want?
>>28125776
There's a hill near where I live that over looks the city. If I had a girlfriend, I would want to take her there at night and lie down looking at the city and the stars while holding her hand
I want to die, I want to die
Baby I've become someone, not of this woooooooooooorld
>>28125776
I want answers, damnit
I want truth and a less burdensome existence
I can't do anything here, my head is constantly full of fuck.
If you make a thread related to suicide you're basically a attention whore
>>28125472
so you're an attention whore?
>>28125524
You have reading comprehension problem anon
This thread is related to suicide by it being about threads about suicide.
Hey, r9k
I'm planning on starting niche fetish porn business.
What kind of shit would you be really interested and almost willing to pay for (I know you cheap fucks wouldn't buy anything, but still).
bumpasd dasf
>>28125291
your mom getting BLACKED
>>28125291
Average sex between an average heterosexual couple in their 20s in an average scenario.
Rainy, comfy night edition
>>28124603
really enjoying the late game battlefleet Gothic lads, these large scale ship battles are much more fun, also i tend to win.
1st for comfy puppers
>>28124660
What is that lad? A 4x or what?
