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I'm fat, ugly, virgin, no friends, shut in, neet, depressed, lonely and socially retarded. Am I welcome here, /r9k/? /soc/ hates me, and so does the janitors.
I need a new home, please welcome me.
>>28128937
If this is a photo of you, you aren't ugly just start doing exercise so you can lose weight and everything'll go alot better
>>28128937
Stop baiting. There is 0 wrong with your face. Wouldn't even know you're fat looking at it. Great eyes and beard + eyebrows. If you actually got in great shape you'd be 7+/10 in looks.
>>28128937
For the moment there i thought you was in a hospital bed OP.
Its the clothes and the lack of hair and the expression. You look like someone has just told you that you have cancer.
Guys, I just realized I was in the fucking psych ward with Stoya.
>>28128924
STELLLlLLLLLAAAAAA
>>28128924
Should have raped her, if you're in a psych ward you can't go to jail for doing shit like that.
>>28128924
I DONT BELIEVE IT FUCKER
Answer this poll plox: http://www.strawpoll.me/10050659
Talk about whatever you want in the thread
the depression meme strikes again
even though i have no friends im not stupid enough to consider myself depressed
depression is literally
>WAAAAAHHH LIFE IS HARD I HATE LIFE
and people who do this are shit people, who will never accomplish anything
watts up
Do online friends count fampai?
Is cocoon mode a viable long term plan?
>>28128867
Not if you want to have anything to show for your hard work.
>>28128867
>focus all your studies on physical fitness related scholarship (and then fashion and then sex)
This is how you emerge from a cocoon as a brute.
If that is your goal, you will be useful perhaps for war and for breeding.
>>28128867
>cut off social interaction
>expect to become better at social interaction without practice
k m8
>Started smoking weed at 16-years-old, about once per week until age 17
>Got to college
>Started smoking daily and heavily
>Also did LSD, shrooms, benzos, and tons of adderall
>Now 23 and about to start medical school
>tfw I've almost certainly done irreparable damage to my brain through the heavy pot abuse
>tfw I might be dependent on stimulants to study
>tfw I've done myself a huge disservice that will probably make my life more difficult and which I regret immensely
Must be lonely at the top, OP. you won't get much sympathy from the NEETs of r9k
>>28129614
>Posters: 1
bloxxxxxx
My parents had me on stimulants since I was 7. I can barely get out of bed or remember where the thing I'm holding is without my Adderall. It fucking sucks.
Tiny peepee too ;_;
Tell me which board is he lowest IQ cancer and why is it /pol/?
>>28128793
Aww, did your kekoldry thread get destroyed or something?
It'll be okay
probably /r9k/ desu
also you're probably a butthurt shitkskin
>>28128793
You started the exact same thread yesterday.
>26
>don't even know how to kiss someone
What's even the point of finding someone now, I'd just look like a creeper at this age.
>>28128696
>23
>No idea of how to pay taxes
>never drove a car
>No work experience
>Virgon
>never put my penis in the vagina
yea well Im about to turn 29 and I haven't kissed a girl either
1 year and 5 days left until wizardhood, I'm going full dark mage
The idea is to find someone to learn how to kiss, then someone else to keep progressing.
Kissing is easy as fuck, though. You shouldn't have much trouble. If you kiss someone who knows how to kiss (at your age it should apply to every girl) you'll learn the second or third time to do it properly.
Make sure you post in threads that have nothing to do with trip"fags" and post normal threads. This way, we normalize our way into this board so that trips are a common sight and anonydiapers get called faggots.
>>28128632
>>>/reddit/
totally original
>>28128632
Oh wow more tripfag wars. You guys might are relatively new around here, so I'll tell you this once - we were bored of this game before this board was born and we will still be bored of it long after it is gone.
Kill yourself. 4chan was and shall always be an anonymous imageboard, and you're coming in here trying to ruin our culture. You know where you can be with a name? Reddit. Why don't you go back there, faggot?
Estimate the age you believe you're going to become a parent
>31
>>28128433
>thirty never
28, any later and I'd feel like a failure
>>28128433
Hope sometime in my late 30s so I have enough money for that. Gonna go with 37
lets get a you laugh you lose thread going
>>28128261
dont you have a full day of middle school ahead of you? dont stay up too late
>>>/b/
Go there
>>28128383
>>>/b/
Off you go, have fun there
Edgy 14 y/os need to stay in their containment board
>tfw I am now older than Chris was when he started his Love Quest
>still a virgin with rage with no boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR1kZnhuM3I
>>28128218
Do you realize. Do. You. Realize.
>>28128218
How old was he ? 24?
>>28128218
Its so sad to see him and other famous internet figures age, there just something wrong with it. It leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.
Why is Portishead underrated?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BaUGrQuBHqw
>>28128117
Machine gun is their only song I genuinely enjoy.
>Peaches
Their three albums got lots of love on RYM.
Anywhere else they're just there, that band with a pair of hits.
I'm going to go to the Psychiatrist on Wednesday to get checked out, I think about killing myself and others all the time, but I heard that if you tell them that, they'll put you in a mental hospital.
Is that true? Is there any way to say it without being put away?
>>28128098
as long as you don't say you're actively planning to carry either of those things out you wont get v&.
> told him that I have suicidal thoughts
>got no meme medicine or anything
but I hide my power level so he thinks probably I'm pretty normal
>>28128152
Thank you, I'll make sure I do that when I have my visit.
How are you coping with /wizardhood/, 30+ bros?
I don't know about coping really, it's not so bad.
It's quite peaceful and nice, my married friends all seem miserable so at least I'm not going through that. I'm 35 by the way.
>>28128545
i refuse to believe you didnt have sex
>>28128652
is it really that hard to believe?
I am not that guy but I am getting close, I am 29 and havent had sex.
Why not get super strong and let the normies fear you?
Maybe a Stacy might even hop on your dick
That's bullshit. You run, swim, bike, basketball etc because you enjoy it. And good body is just an unexpected bonus. If you workout only for body, girls, and their attention, you're so pathetic.
>>28127978
>having a goal and reward system is pathetic
>you should strive to be a neet unemployed loser with no goals
I'm trying to get stronger OP. I've cut pop out of my diet and have been working out a little bit.
