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What sort of boys are bullies attracted to?
cute ones :3
>>28135027
Mostly the gayfaced, feminine looking ones.
>>28135531
This. A fairy I can slap around.
Catfishman here. Sup faglords.
No, this isn't another epic tale, this is a
/cafishing tips & tricks/
so you can join the catfishing fight and spread the fear of Catfishman. 2016 is the year of the Catfish it's literally more fun than Dark Souls III.
1. Multi-purpose your marks
Don't just lure some bitch to Arby's and lol at her from the parking lot as she cries into her curly fries, think bigger. You have her number and you know tidbits of info about her and if you remember her profile, you still have pictures. You can extend your lulz with a little creativity. Some cheap ideas I like to do is make fake craigslist and kijiji ads saying something like "Hi, I'm a single girl looking for a little fun ;) from older gentlemen" or "I've available for full body massages this wednesday! ;)" and then I leave her number. Imagining the phone calls she gets is always a good time.
more?
I recommend you start some mutual activity online with the girl first. You can use both reddit and different punlic chat rooms to come into contact with girls open to do say sexual roleplays. A lot of the time you'll start at the smut and go on to be "friends". After you've gained their trust you can send them a stolen pic or two from some chad's facebook in exchange for nudes.
2. Check your pictures are Catfish Pro
Whereever you get your pics, make sure there aren't any hidden water marks, or that they are easily backtraced with google image, or some famous person. When I started out I kept getting dinged due to "Tin Eye" but I've figured out workarounds for that by simply trolling other dating profiles from foreign countries. That being said make sure your "catfish account" has a style that fits your local. A lot of Euro dudes I find pictures of look like they are straight out of the 90's and most girls here aren't attracted to them.
If you want personalized tips just ask.
>>28134993
>No, this isn't another epic tale
then who gives a shit
how do you robots feel about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhtBLB0vpU4&spfreload=5
pic unrelated
>>28134773
>pic unrelated
But it was in the video???
WHY IS SHE STILL HERE
>>28134773
>being this desperate for views
Forget about being a malet, this is the true crux
Who /high voice/ in here?
i'd bet voice deepness is correlated with height
>>28134707
I find that hard to believe. Height trumps everything.
>>28134742
I'm a 5' 10" manlet and ever since I was like 14 people have told me I have a very deep voice.
Why do you think she looks so disgusted and unhappy?
Because sex is usually dull and empty unless you do it with someone who you really think is special
Or at least that's what I think
>>28134549
because she's ugly
she's being forced to fuck TINY ASIAN CLITDICKS instead of the BIG BLACK COCKS that she's used to
>tfw no Rinku bf
why even live
Link has no character
He's literally a flatlined nobody who just does whatever anyone tells him to do
Would never want as a bf, desuHonestly I always interpreted Majora's Mask as his angst at being treated like a disposable pawn and as a representation of his suicidal urges...
>>28134527
>haracter
>He's literally a flatlined nobody who just does whatever anyone tells him to do
>Would never want as a bf, desu
Holy shit, Link is the quintessential robot.
>>28134527
I take It like he was forced into those situations. I mean if a talking god tree adked you to do something you'd probably do it. Also he's a child half the time so it plays into his character to be naive or heroic.
Bruh... TheReportOfTheWeek got jacked!!!
>>28132362
Proud of review bruh to see no hover hand. Nice
>>28132362
>skinny white kid in a suit is reviewbrah
Try harder. Everything isn't there.
>>28132362
More proof that whites can't be robots
I've got a qt trap friend that is single and looking for love.
Any robits interested?
> loves cooking
> loves animals
> virgin
> very traditional
> smile that needs protection
>smile that needs protection>smile that needs protection
Seems like you're the one who's interested
>>28134459
I'm not careful enough for such a delicate girl.
Will no one take this qt Tomoko gf?
No pee pee poo poo bottle ITT
Time to play
>Spot the dildo!!
Can you find OP's dildo?
>>28134379
>bong
get out degenerate
nice kitty but why is your bookshelf so empty
IM FUCKING.G TIRED OF THIS UR MY FRIEND BULLSHIT. I HAVE NEVER STARTED TALKING TO A BOY ONLY TO BE REDUCED AS SOMEONE TO PLAY PAYDAY WITH ON WEEKNIGHTS WHILE ASKING FOR ADVICE ABOUT STACYS.
I REALLY LIKE THIS BOY AND IM NOT GOING TO FUCK THIS UP. I NEED A SUREFIRE WAY TO EXIT THE FRIENDZONE.
BTW IM NOT FAT
Stop caring. It's the only way.
Btw my advice means nothing because my ability to connect with others is basically permafried.
If you wanna know how to manipulate others into loving you, I dunno.
post your tits here or leave
this is the only way
Just tell him what you feel
Who here /divorced parents/?
Dad left when I was 10. I never really thought much about it until now.
>>28134196
>tfw mom went from drunken dude to drunken dude whilst struggling through financial Hell to keep my sister and I alive
>tfw all of those fights and all the yelling during my younger years
It felt weird hearing grown men break down and lose their fucking minds.
At least she found a decent guy though.
>Dad went to jail when I was 4
>Paid some dudes to kill some guy because my Dad was a retarded Hell's Angel
>Mom became a functional alcoholic single mom
>She still did her best no matter what
>That asshole is still in jail.
I'm not sure what I'm gonna do when he gets out in a few years
thank god my parents aren't divorced.
For all you kids with divorced parents, good luck. you were fucked without a choice.
"step" is gonna move in soon anx treat you like shit.
I'm working on an iceberg depth chart on internet "culture"
Any additions or criticism is welcomed
>>28134167
yeah.
infinite chan should be near bottom
plus master
chan
Bane posting is way too low
>>28134167
4chan should probably be around lvl 2
if you're a kid then you probably havent been around long enough to find another site
Tfw no cock like this to suck
>>28134140
That's a fucking mutant abomination.
>>28134140
>THOR
>GOD OF LOVE
I don't want to suck that. It's too big.
Post the most depressing picture you have saved. If you don't have anything, post a wojak.
I've felt things you people wouldn't believe.
>>28134115
blaksdjflqjweriojqweriojwe
my future
blyat
It's a zombie apocalypse and you have to pick a partner, who would be your partner? I pick Dylann Roof
>>28134089
Brad Pitt who can't break his Tyler Durden roleplay
Can I pick Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold?
>>28134089
Elliot Rodger for sure
