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80's music thread.
Fucking post them, cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdFfRN3MrAk
https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
https://youtu.be/7uEBuqkkQRk
claim your waifu before someone else can steal her. if you claim her, she's yours forever
>>28156013
Dinklebop
reminder that if you do not claim her in this thread, she will never be yours
My cute little jobber blizzard
![satsuki_s_pool_peril_by_jam_orbital-d7l28ut[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CPcqtYI.jpg "satsuki s pool peril by jam orbital-d7l28ut[1]")
Glubglubglub! Satsuki is drowning in a pool! She is going to die! Do you save her?
Let her drown. Let the weeaboos burn
>>28155798
I don't even know if I could, in this situation. I mean, a fucking ball and chain?
>>28155832
Breaking and biting through her ankles?
any robots ever stand up to their bullies?
>>28155732
yeah i once went full trap, sucked him off, and revealed that i was actually a guy. never talked to me again.
joke's on that fucking homo
>>28155732
He bullied me in grade school then we became friends during high school.
do family bullies count?
Was beaten at lleast 3x a week the first 17 years of my life by older brother.
The time I finally hit him back and didnt get my ass beat double for daring to stand up for him and just kept hitting him and hitting him, I got his blood on the roof.
Who /drugs/ here just so they can feel something?
DPH brah, fuck your normie shit
>Depressed
>Want to get on antidepressants
>Realised that I won't be able to take MD anymore
Do I go the adult route and stop taking MDMA or try to deal with my problems without medication?
>>28157363
try both but have liquor or weed as a crutch
I can give better advice, but I mean, who cares honestly? life is life mane
would you rather have a masculine dominant wife, or a feminine submissive gf, /r9k/?
>>28155033
dom wife no questions asked
Dominant. Ideally feminine and dominant.
>>28155042
Yes this please
It would be great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07GIF9xYoOs
>2016
>still wanting to date becky's
come on blackbots, stop giving them attention
I find that the white women that prefer black men probably either grew up around them or are conservatives with some fetish. I mean the ones that exclusively or near exclusively date them.
I'll fuck anything though.
dah fugs a becky?
>>28155005
black slang for a coal burner
Hypothetically, if you were forced to blow a guy how fast could you make him cum?
extremely quickly. i posit myself to be incredibly hypothetically skilled in the art of fellatio as well as extensively knowledgeable on the penis
I'm apparently really good at head even though I hate giving it. Probably a minute.
>>28154674
I'd make him when he wanted to
>>28154702
>I hate giving it
selfish cunt/fag
>where you live
>where you want to live
>south carolina
>texas
>at home with parents
>with bf
>>28154538
>west texas
>colorado
What is even the point to this thread?
Let's talk about common problems
>What the fuck girls want from you?
>/uglyfeels/
>What should I do next?
>Is it really worth doing "x"
>How do I move on?
Ask questions like this and Ill try to help
Why don't you post the answers to your own questions
>>28154428
>What the fuck girls want from you?
I have no clue. While it'd be nice to be comforted and loved by a female, I don't really need a gf in my life. No reason to hold someone back from finding someone better than I am, and I already jerk off a lot and I could easily buy an onahole or an escort, so it's not like I don't have options for sexual relief.
>/uglyfeels/
I've been told I've been good looking/ cute and women don't seem disgusted by me and sometimes enjoy my company.
>What should I do next?
Trudging through school to learn a trade and get money to move out of my parents, buy what I like, travel, go to concerts, and make movies.
>Is it really worth doing "x"
I think I'm doing okay with my plans
>How do I move on?
I already know how
>>28154841
Well it's simple, every person has these problems for different reasons.
As if, theres a few types of things girls usually want from guys.
I.E:
>Companionship (friendzone)
>Sex
>Money
>Or self indulgent if they're shallow
It's not necessarily bad being friends with girls. But don't let them play you along if you really do have feelings or think you may catch them.
Can we have a "that kid" thread? It's been a while.
Try to post something recent if you can ("that kid" uni edition perhaps), but I suppose anything goes.
>That kid who brings his xboxheug alienware to lecture's and plays League the entire time and all anyone can hear is the ridiculously loud and annoying fan.
>That kid who sang for his presentation in public speaking
>That kid who let's everyone in the class know "this is why I have an android"
>That kid who hasn't worn anything but the same drug-rug for the entire semester.
Your turn, folks.
>that blond kid who dyed his hair black
>that fat kid who crushed a desk under his own weight
>that kid who decided to piss all over the wall of the restroom everyday
>that kid who threw up into another guy's backpack during an assembly (this was me)
>>28154362
> That kid who always sat alone at lunch, often daydreaming about suicide
> That kid who people thought might have been gay because he never approached girls
> That kid who could go half the day without speaking
>that kid who makes everyone slightly uncomfortable all the time by being awkward and not aware of his own body language or appearance but he isn't technically doing anything wrong so no one has the heart to tell him that he is creeping everyone out
This man would have helped all robots get better opportunities in the US but rampant feminist whores have denied us all.
>First female president
>Bribed by Wallstreet
>Another 8 years controlled by puppets
>Noone can save us now
need a third party.
>>28154206
This right here, Bernie is economically illiterate and Trump is a neo-Nazi racist fascist.
Vote libertarian in 2016.
>>28153750
Bernie's just as much of a sell out and a puppet as any other politician
Do you like stinky Latina feet?
I like to eat stinky Latina booty
>>28153754
I also like stinky latina butts
>tfw no Puerto Rican wife to plant her big sweaty ass in my face
women don't enjoy being called "stinky" you fucking autists
i'd rather fuck a plastic cartoon cactus than you
Why does /r9k/ think about libertarianism? Is it a robot-approved philosophy and way of thinking?
>>28153585
It's the only political system for rational, intelligent people. Anyone who says otherwise is either economically illiterate or a statist bootlicker.
>right libertarianism
Libertarian socialism is what robots should support.
Also more sneks
>tfw just applying for jobs online gives you panic attacks
Is it possible it really possible to reach this level?
>>28153351
my gf hates this post
>>28153351
>tfw reading a thread about applying for jobs online gives you panic attack
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