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to the people stuck in a dead end shit job or unemployed
why not become a trucker?
cause they drug test
420 blaze it fgt
because that job will be extinct like the dinosaurs soon
Driving is scary family
I don't have the awareness for that shit
Quick Survey:
Age:
Favorite hobby:
Fetish:
How many times do you think of suicide:
How often do you fap:
How long have you been here:
Most intimate thing you've done with a girl(guy if you're gay/female):
>>28195107
>Age:
23
>Favorite hobby:
Reading
>Fetish
L-A-T-I-N-A-S
>How many times do you think of suicide:
Everyday? Although I don't believe I will any time in the next decade or two.
>How often do you fap:
Every other day.
>How long have you been here:
6 years
>Most intimate thing you've done with a girl
Sex, although I honestly preferred the slow dancing at homecoming/prom/etc. Felt more romantic.
21
Gamin
Futa
Twice a day at least
Once or twice every day or so
8
Hugged and got a kiss on the cheek when I was 14
>>28195107
>age
20
>favourite hobby
Anime
>fetish
Vanilla shit like asses, voyeurism and teens. I like asians and latinas the most, and almost never fap to blacks.
>how many times do you think of suicide
How many times? In what timescale? I entertain the thought of it pretty often like once every few days, but I only really seriously think about it once every month/few months. Never tried it though.
>how often do you fap
At least once a day. I used to fap like 3 times a day on average but in recent months it's become much harder to fit into my routine.
>how long have you been here
Nearly a year.
>most intimate thing you've done with a girl
Fingered her/received a handjob.
Hello robots
In your opinion, how many men is too many for a woman to have slept with? At what point does she become a slut?
>>28194275
Number is indicative but not definitive.
Here's a hypothesis for everyone to argue over:
>as soon as a woman has sex with a man she doesn't respect, she's a slut.
>>28194328
That's interesting. Do you hold men to the same standards?
>>28194360
No. Because men never respect women.
Who's getting high tonight?
Remember, drugs make life tolerable.
Not me, even if it is shit I don't want to trick and force myself to enjoy that shit.
I simply stay away from the shit, even if it means other people are having fun in the poo water. Just because I was thrown into this toilet bowl does not mean i will just start involving myself with shit just because I am in a toilet bowl.
Not tonight but tomorrow night I'm doing shrooms for the first time and I'm practically going to stay high off marijuana injection all weekend. CAN'T WAIT
I'll smoke a joint I guess. I deserve it.
Life is almost tolerable at this point, though. Hell, I've had such good times lately. But whenever I'm home alone I get the urge to get high.
>Apply to 20 entry level jobs
>No call backs
>>28193976
Have you tried applying to a non-entry level job?
>>28194038
How am I going to get a better job if I can't even work at mcdonalds?
>apply to entry level jobs
>act like an autist intentionally during the interview
>come back home to mommy after they deny me
>she orders pizza for dinner to reward me for at least trying
What have you done today to become a better human being?
Have you meditated?
Have you lifted?
Have you read a book?
Have you looked another human being in the eyes and smiled?
Took a shower
Turned down a job
Now I'm gonna play New Vegas
Pretty successful day
Meditation, practised by western weaboos, is just mental masturbation.
I have lifted.
Didn't read.
Yes and faked the smile.
>>28193805
I went to the hospital to check why my chest is aching, and i am glad i did
Remember highschool /r9k/?
I try not to
>>28193828
you're implying it gets better?
>>28194141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A
>tfw nice hair and nice body
>also extreme butterface with bad hair line
I was so close.. any other girls know this feel? Almost being attractive?
>>28193531
no
i'm ugly all over., genetics LITERALLY cursed me
i'm literally just waiting until i get the balls to kill myself
>>28193556
;_; sorry for the bad luck
My forehead is like 1/2 my face feels bad
>>28193531
>mfw almost your boyfriend
![4451539-fat-man-eating-hamburger[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4S6QhLx.jpg "4451539-fat-man-eating-hamburger[1]")
Who /obesebutjustdon'tgiveafuck/ here?
Just ate four waffles with a fat cup of chocolate milk to go with it. Fuckin' delicious.
What are my fellow robots eating?
>tfw not obese but slowly and almost imperceptibly gaining weight (skinnyfat)
>tfw now I understand how middle aged people can lose track of time and end up overweight
It's slow and insidious...
>>28192467
Who cares about being slightly chubby when food is your last and only pleasure in life. Enjoy it.
>>28192467
welcome to middle life where no one cares about you and you care about no one
No one will ever love you.
You are worthless and disgusting.
>implying I need love to inconvenience normies
hehe im a pretty girl and i dont have to do anything other than post pictures and cutesy videos on instagram
You will never wake up next to someone who loves you.
I want to open this thread in order to discuss what features you'd like in the new minecraft server. I'll be hosting it hopefully this afternoon once the map and plugins are set up, and then I'll make a new thread to share the IP.
Discuss:
Maps and plugins
>>28189646
Factions and kits
>>28189646
First, we need a name for the server. The IP will be named after what we decide
>>28189681
Factions MAYBE but not likely
No kits.
I want to keep the server faithful to vanilla but not pure vanilla. I hosted a vanilla server for three years and in the long run it's better and less cluttered.
What non-electronic hobbies do you have?
>>28186387
Holding in my shits long enough that they come out looking all fucked up
>>28186387
I build E-Cigarette vape devices and make my own "E-Liquid" if that counts.
inb4; faggot
If I have a hobby, I take it to the full.
Because I also hate vapers.
Mainly because most of them are filthy casual hipsters.
I make military scale models
It's a completely solitary hobby and not many young people are into it but I enjoy it.
To all "atheists"
Would you sign a paper that states you`re selling your soul to me, for a 100$ for example?
I mean, you don`t lose anything and receive cash.
Or maybe there is a soul, and deep down inside you are afraid?
Bonus level: Sign it with a drop of your blood for 500$
I'd say that a human soul is worth more than $100 to someone who believes in them. I could get a much better price than that I reckon.
>implying I wouldn't kick your ass and take the money
>>28186105
as theist you should know that this is sin because soul belongs to the god.
How do guys feel about female weebs?
>>28184278
a female weeb is pretty much the wet dream of any dude on this board
if you wanted to know about people who arent incels or neets youre on the wrong board friend
Most of the time special snowflakes. If you can handle it a bit you can talk with them about some animes/mangas.
I brought once some mangas in class so we could read it since we had alot free time on that day.
>>28184299
Hey parsley :^)
I'm wearing pic related, I'm a weeb. Rate other anon's footwear.
Comfy house slippers
But honestly, why do you guys care about the shoes you wear so much?
I thought girls just care about shoes.
>>28183976
A man with fashion sense is impressive because so few men have it.
>>28183956
I only wear NIKES with the AIR
Fucking comfy
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