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what anime gave you the heaviest feels? i finished pic related last night and cried my eyes out over it
Clannad: after story by far
Madoka or Key the Metal Idol.
It took all of my willpower to not cry.
>>28191581
Hey if you liked Utena I can recommend a fanfiction that's pretty sweet as well. Picture related.
thursday night comfy feels edition
>>28191298
first for US
I have a girlfriend. It still hasn't sunk in yet.
A girl finds ME attractive and wants to spend time and be intimate with me. Spent the entire of yesterday evening just snuggled up on the sofa watching tele, it didn't even matter what was on as I was getting high off the smell of her hair. Amazing.
Blows my mind, I'm expecting to wake up soon.
Honestly lads if you've not experienced it you need to get out and there and get one.
when you fear yourself your alone and there's no where to hide
If you got a gf tomorrow, would you still come here?
Yes. I've been here too long to go now. I don't even agree with most of /r9k/'s views any more but I keep coming back for the comfort and monotony.
>>28185617
Yes. I still came here when I had a gf. But the reason I go here isn't to talk to others about "that feel when no gf", it's to try and help anyone asking for advice and that kind of stuff.
>>28185617
Prob not,because normies have better things to do than being pathetic red pilled mass of atoms such as robots.
What song will be playing when you finally kill yourself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NOc1Gnu18I
"Bye" by Elliot Smith,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzKES7aPgX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
back to back while I contemplate suicide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Mjo_0ouFg
Going to blow my head off to this song.
Testosterone Pumping Thread!
Post things that make you revert to your primal desires!
>tfw going gym soon and dont wanna waste any test
>>28201846
>pornography
>3dpd
No thanks degenerate.
do deadlifts
I can smell when women are ovulating.
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY JOB REQUIRE SO MUCH EXPERIENCE? I JUST LOOKED AT THE MOST BRAINLESS MEAT PACKING JOB AND THEY SAID 2 YEARS EXPERIENCE REQUIRED IN MEAT PACKING. THE JOB IS LITERALLY JUST PACKING MEAT ONTO SHELVES WHAT THE FUCK
>>28201560
it's a lie for people with no determination and
motivation
Just lie then and tell them you worked two years for your uncles business before he retired or w/e
apply for the job and then when you interview and they ask about your mean packing experience do one of the following
1) pull out your conceal carry and say you're always packing, then say you misread the job positng when the question you
2) whip out your penis and tell them "I'm packing more meat than you'll ever have'
>like anzu because she looks like irl anime waifu
>find out she's turkroach
FUCKING DROPPED
>>28201087
>You will never fuck Anzujaamu all day keeping her perpetually pregnant and shitting out kid after kid
why live?
>>28201112
She's a disgusting turk shitskin who probably bleached her skin mane
>>28201149
Jesus kc memes are pure cringeI can't believe that wasn' original
I had an idea today, based half in the cuck meme and half in business and financial reality. Hear me out: Take shipping containers and convert them to livable spaces. The square footage inside is modest, it's a simple metal box that lacks windows- good for a 4chan shut in. You can take these deployable homes and stack them, arrange them in a commie style block, and house people in an affordable and organized fashion.
Some things to know
>hipster faggot websites will say 'cheap $2000 shipping container home!' Ignore this meme. Shipping containers usually coat double that (still cheaper than other housing)
>renters codes have basic guidelines that you must follow. The facility must have running water, heat, a/c, and electricity.
>would need to look into a lawyer to write a second layer contract between landlord and tenant, ensuring speedy removal of tenants that don't pay
>housing law is often stacked against landlords. It's hard to evict unruly renters and you have to abide by 'discrimination' law
>equipping each unit with facilities is expensive. 4k for decent crate plus probably 6k in work on each one.
>would need a crew member that welds as well as a crew member with a crane (if we decide to stack the units for an apartment feel)
>would be aimed at NEETs who want to live with people with the same hobbies and interests with them. But, NEETs have no income. There rests an issue.
>could charge ~900 a month for rent in a snobby white artsy part of town if we make it aesthetically pleasing and target hipster tenants.
Do you think this is a good venture? Would it be worth dropping ten thousand dollars on a metal NEETbox? (plus buying the land) I want to make money and not be a poorfag for the rest of my life.
Would you live in a NEETbox/cuckshed?
>internet
>soundproof
>lightproof
>bulletproof
Bumping cuckshed threas
if it was easy everyone would be doing it
calling it a cuckshed won't make anyone on here interested
the cuck meme is supposed to annoy people, not engage them and make them laugh
>inb4 all girls are normies
> inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28199963
Nah, even these whales get complimented on Youtube.
Anon we're all female here. I'm cupping my boobs for warmth as we speak.
>>28199963
sure they exist, and they're all ugly skanks, right ladies?
Tinder is essentially a validation platform for attractive people, whoever came up with it ad an idiot
>>28199716
ah you don't get matches too
feelsbadman
>finally caved in and use tinder
>get a match after some time
>mfw its a bot
My grave went just a bit deeper that day
>>28200495
>>28200184
>>28199716
Post pics you dumb faggots
In this thread we give out (You)'s to people who desperately need them.
Just state why you think you deserve a (You) and people will give you some.
I personally don't need any (You)'s at the moment, but I always appreciate them anyways.
>>28199575
(You)tbo
I would like some (You)s because I don't get any (You)s irl.
>mfw I always have to repeat myself because no one pays attention to me
>>28199727
enjoy your (You) anon
I made it especially for you.
Post ITT if you want to die.
greetings bretheren
set me free magical dolphin
i have strep throat rn
>Hey anon! We heard you're a virgin, so we decided we'd let you lose your virginity in a threesome ;)
>You're sooooo lucky! :3
I'd fuck them without any hesitation
>>28198756
>ywn have a threesome with two belly girls
They're not the worst.
What do you think the average IQ is of /r9k/, huh? My guess is no more than 90.
Just observation and deduction. I see a propensity for obesity. Poverty. Racism. Self-Sabotage. A yen for fairy tales. Folks spending what little time they do have engaging in self pity on a childrens cartoon image board. I think it's safe to say nobody here's gonna be splitting the atom.
Your probably close. I'd say 95 maybe. It's a wide spread for sure though. There are almost certainly people here with IQ's over 130.
I have to agree. I visit here only occasionally but I have noticed the same tendencies. It has to be one of the lowest average iq boards most definitely.
But it also has probably the most polarized range of iq's. As some truly are really autistic. Majority are just underperformers due to low iq for sure.
True detective was such as great show. Season one is definitely in my top three. Season two fucking sucked, though.
>be 19
>have very boyish facial aesthetics
>dating a chubby 28-year old kindergarten teacher
>she gives me money
>likes that I obsess over comics and video games
>don't have to work
>she gives me money to buy things I want
>let's me sleep over at her place whenever I want
>might move in with her soon
How does it feel to know you'll never be me, guys?
I like the idea of a "mommy gf" who takes care of me but not to the extent of extreme infantilization and NEVER the "stay at home dad and female breadwinner"
>>28196125
>How does it feel to know you'll never be fucking me, guys?
Kind of bad but I'm happy for you. Post ass.
>>28196181
Well when we discuss our future she is very encouraging in me pursuing an education since i once told her I would like to be a writer but that it probably wouldn't happen. She then told me that I should take classes at the community college and that she'd support me pursuing that career even if it wasn't very realistic.
So I guess if we stay together she'd go out and work and I would stay home and write about stuff.
