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>that retarded kid who used the stall with out closing the door in the bathroom
>that kid who brought meth to school
>that kid who brought a loaded handgun to school
>that kid who found nudes of one of his teachers
>that kid who brings the guitar to school
>that kid who plays shitty music through his phone speaker
>>28195209
>that kid with a moustache who was a nazi (wasn't toothbrush stache)
>that one asian guy who I swapped racist jokes with at lunch
>that indian guy who I redpilled on the six gorillion
>that kid in a hoodie who had Renaissance painting hair and acne who made sexual references without even knowing
>>28195319
>that kid who literally walks around the school with his guitar out, playing in the hallways
>that same kid used to run home from the schoolyard every day during middle school recess
>"Hey Anon, do you want to study together some time for the test that's coming up? I mean don't think I'm just looking to copy your notes or anything, I'm sure you've revised lot already! Oh, you haven't? Well, the library is open late this month, maybe we could meet up there after class one evening? You'd like to! Great! Well do you want to trade phone numbers or email addresses or something?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2csnAVcZtU ]
>>28193586
Go home whore. I'm here to slay you where you stand.
>>28193637
I'll slay you now where you fucking stand you fucking paki cunt. You listen to fucking me.
>>28193637
Did you actually upload a picture of yourself? You have to be baiting. But thanks for ruining the thread.
Why are there so many lonely guys versus lonely girls?
>>28192409
Because men are more promiscuous meaning more woman can get laid.
>>28192409
>Takes care of himself
>Is usually fit, clean, groomed, and healthy
>>28192500
This is literally how male robots perceive themselves.
There are robots reading this thread right now, looking at that pic and thinking ''yep, totally me''
Good day robots.
I have come to collect information for the codex and require your profiles. Also included is a template you can use to portray yourself.
>Age
>Gender
>Race
>Nationality
>Job
>GF/BF
>Virgin
>Financial status
>Political allignment
>Religious beliefs
>Hobbies
>Time spent online per day
>20
>male
>white/Mexican
>American
>Military
>tfwnogf
>sexless Virgin
>only paying for a phone bill
>I hate politics
>non-religious but I pray at events that call for prayer
>video games, exploring, drinking at bars, working out
>1-3 hours a day
>>28164041
>>Age
20
>>Gender
Male
>>Race
Mixed Between North Germanic and French/Spanish Mestize
>>Nationality
Swedish/Mexican
>>Job
Teach kids how to swim
>>GF/BF
:(
>>Virgin
No
>>Financial status
Meh
>>Political allignment
Differ on different key-issues but pretty overall socialdemocrat
>>Religious beliefs
Deist
>>Hobbies
None really
>>Time spent online per day
3-4 ish
>24
>M
>White
>Murican
>Bux
>nope
>Thefuckyouthink
>$800/month
>none
>Believe in god but nothing else to do with religion
>Hiking/mountain biking/riding my motorcycles/camping
>An hour-two hours max
My gf accidentally told me indirectly her last bf was bigger than me in that he used to cause her pain by hitting her cervix. I already told her that its not okay but I have to live my entire relationship with her knowing she's had bigger, should I tell her that my ex gf was tighter than her to get even?
>gf
normies, reeee, etc.
>>28199440
shouldn't you be getting even with god
Do you get off, does she get off?
Who gives a fuck
What do u think of this?????????????
What's with your toilet?
>>28199426
what happened to the head?
I wanna lick it
Remember, no matter how much you may hate yourself and your life, you're at least not one of these fucking things.
>>28199210
why did they feel the need to pass on their genes to their children and make their lives worse
>>28199252
its a 50/50 chance of spawning another dwarf though
>>28199262
And they lost both times.
>tfw no average gf like this
>>28198664
What's the name of this average qt
>>28198755
idk i cant find her anywhere
>>28198755
Average Anna
Do you like sushi, anon? On average, how Japanese are you?
I like sushi pretty well- but the fact that I'm in a land-locked state and fairly poor might mean I like it due to the novelty of it, I am 0% Japanese
>>28198589
anime is alright but sushi is fucking nasty, and the rest of their culture is pretty shitglad we dropped to bombs on them
>>28198589
I can speak extremely basic Japanese and I'm 5'6
Does anyone else think there's an INSANE difficulty spike in today's society?
>Preschool through 12th grade is easy as piss
>Can graduate highschool even as a dopey stoner
>Can get into college even easier if you're a nigger
>Undergrad classes are OK for the most part, some are so easy you don't even have to do the readings or go to class (liberal arts classes) while other classes you actually have to do stuff sometimes (EE)
>Graduate college
BOOM!
>HOLY FUCK SHIT YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO WRITE FUCKING SHAKESPEARE LEVEL ULTRA MEGA PROSE TO EVEN GET CONSIDERED FOR WRITING ANYTHING
>YOU WANT TO BE A JANITOR? LET ME SEE YOUR 1,000 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
>DEVELOPING VIDEO GAMES ACTUALLY TAKES INTELLIGENCE, NOT "IDEAS"
>"PIECE OF SHIT!" "WELL FUCK YOU I GOT MINE!" MOTHER FUCKING NIGGERS!"
What happens when you leave school? Shit goes from 0 to 100 FAST and everyone starts throwing shit at you. Suddenly it's a fucking deathmatch, but instead of physically fighting each other for food and shelter, you're engaged in psychological warfare with your fellow man doing busy work. This shit is so gay and I'm not sure why you wouldn't just kill yourself after undergrad with every human incarnation (unless you're exceptionally talented) because if you're average (you probably are) then there's no use for you in this strange-ass not post-scarcity but sort of post-scarcity world.
>>28198455
Idk Anon, I had a hard time in high school. Took a lot of AP Classes. Hopefully it pays off in college and I will save money
>>28198455
Yeah, it's crazy.
I finished school with a university-entrance diploma despite having chronic pain and therefore depression. I wanted to die, didn't really study for my tests and still made it.
Well, and now I'm in the situation you described.
>>28198455
I graduated university in 2010; and things were on a bad downhill slide even then. At least for the US, I don't see why anyone without wealthy parents should attend. Knowing what I know now, I'd have gone through the military and gotten them to pay for nursing school.
Debt is slavery. Do everything you can to minimize it.
>tfw my parents are going to get me an arranged marriage
>sad about getting a free wife who grew up in a conservative and traditional culture
I would slap you so hard if I knew where you were, OP.
>>28198462
>free wife
much like getting a free tv or new computer.
i hope my wife is one of those hot "Lacy" type models desu.
Know that feel. Best turn of events of my life.
I caught this bitch lying to me so I called her out.
Did do good /r9k/? Rest of the text next post.
>>28197736
I just don't understand why they always lie to me.
You poor pathetic bastard. Kill yourself.
>>28197736
get the fuck out of here you nomal faggot
>tfw you make a girl wet just of a dickpic alone
no big dicked robots here?
>that face she makes when she sees your dick for the first time
>>28197106
I refuse to believe there isn't a single fat/autistic/ugly robot with a big dick on here. C'mon it can't be all negative.
Anyone else weirded out by how weird this is? Women are humans just like us. They shit, piss, eat, get hangovers. They have stomach aches, listen to music, watch movies, have problems, spill milk, etc, just like a normal human being. It's almost like they are humans exactly like us. But then you see how they act around men. You see how uptight they are, how they act like trophies, how they act like you have to work your ass off to even get them to give you the time of day and it makes it even weirder.
Theyre not worth anyones time or effort imo.
Which is why I'm a virgin but whatever. I've never been cucked at least.
I was just thinking about you. I wondered why you never posted again. I thought you were v&ed
>>28196694
They're not real human beans or heroes 2bh
Why do more intelligent people tend to be introverted?
Is it a developed character trait in response to the dumb ass majority?
>>28195793
yeah pretty much
fucking retard normies
>>28195793
holy shit this picture just hit me how kids were being conditioned to multiculturalism even in the 90s
>>28195793
>Why do more intelligent people tend to be introverted?
That literally isn't a thing. Introverts like to pretend to be "smarter" than extroverts.
