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>tfw you werent born as glorious japanese
maybe in the next life T_T
>>28227713
japan is shit and nothing at all like anime
do you honestly think a society known for having escapism deeply ingrained in its culture is a good thing?
japan is depressing
>>28227730
>3 quid for a quint stacked butty
fook me lad
>>28227713
Japan is one of the most pathetic cultures in the world post 1945
>Being the epitome of a beta blackman
Sometimes I think to my self, with all the things that are going on in this world... I constantly ask my self this question... Why live?
You're not alone. By that I mean you're not the only one
how are you a beta blackman? women don't care about facial aesthetics when it comes to blacks so all you need is a good body. if you're a twink take steroids
>>28226734
Yeah I know what you mean... There's a lot of people like me as well.. even if they are black.
How does it feel when you've been here for years making civil conversation, and all of a sudden some cute soc girl comes along and begs for attention?
Also /GOTIS/ general if that isn't a good enough topic.
Depends, some are actually cute or interesting looking, so I snag their pics for artistic reference.
When they're plain it's vaguely annoying, and if they're underage it means that they'll attract hundreds of mentally unstable fans who will drag them into every thread on the board- which I really do not like at all.
I can't judge them too harshly, I've been ugly all my life and don't know how I'd conduct myself if I was attractive, and there are lots of anons who enjoy having them around.
wow great thread, op. You should feel proud
>>28226643
typical woman: "Idk how I'd conduct myself if I was attractive". do women really not have self-control? I know the ability to be introspective and realize their own motives are out of their depth, but self control too? christ
Im having a really bad lsd trip. Please help. Took 200ugs 9 hours ago.. i hate this
we need a thorough description of your current experience.
>>28226338
get some xanax, or take some zzzquil and try to go to sleep. if you want to talk to someone to, tripsit.me is a good resource.
its okay man, its just a drug, and it will end. ive been in your position before.
Hey man, you still wigged out? I can definitely help you.
First, take a deep breath through your nose and let it out through your mouth. Things will still be really intense, but slow, concentrated breathing will help center your energy. Remember where you are - I assume at your house?
Remember: you're just on a drug - one of the physically safest and most mind-opening drugs known to man! It WILL go away in a matter of time - you might even be grateful you that had this experience, terrifying as it may be at this moment! Clearly you're peaking, so I'd think the super-intense part will be over pretty soon. Trust me, I've been in your shoes many, many times.
First things first, if you can get a friend to come help you out, do so - especially if they have any experience with hallucinogen use. Being around another person is a quick way to "ground" yourself with reality. If you feel like you may not have that kind of friend though, that's just fine! You can still handle this yourself!
It is COMPLETELY NORMAL if you feel OVERWHELMED, even if it lasts a long time. LSD sends lots of serotonin through your brain, which highly affects your sensory perception and also causes you to have strange, intense, euphoric, confusing, or just straight up weird bodily sensations. YOU ARE GOOD RIGHT NOW (: I don't even have a doubt about it. I've tripped at least 40 times on LSD and I've trip-sitted quite a few of my friends through some rough ones.
Now that you're at least a little more relaxed, go get yourself a nice glass of water and sip on it while you occupy yourself. Sitting and tripping out is not advised for the first-timer: I strongly recommend getting any kind of pencils/pens/paint and paper and creating something. LSD is an extremely STIMULATING drug and can be "tamed" by occupying yourself a little bit so you don't wander around in your head too much. Not an artist? Listen to some good music or look through a book, a magazine.
I hate Vyro and other failed normies. Why? It feels bad to feel this way. I don't want to hate them.
I hate the fact that they can get everything they want but just pretend like they can't.
Feels like they are mocking me and us when they have so much more than I ever will yet still complain.
>>28225143
No idea who this guy is, but his face looks like it wants me to punch it as hard as I can.
Vyro's entire personality is just Undertale. I hate this faggot. I want to harm him. I filtered him long ago.
>>28225143
What a fucking chad.
He's tall, good looking, lives in a nice home...
Has a harem of /r9k/ sluts, begging for his big cock.
Can we have a genuine feels thread?
Post your current feels and we will try to feel thst feel or unfeel it for you.
Good feels, bad feels, post em all
I like to listen to this song and pretend I have a gf who's singing it to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDyhl5GSje4
I just moved my desk over to my window last night and now it's raining in the morning
Drinking coffee and ricing linux
Comfort levels are way beyond moderate.
>everyone complaining about small dick length
>don't even have a dick
>suddenly realize I'll be alone for the rest of my life because I'm a fucking freak and have way too many sperg/depression issues and will never even have a functioning cock
>also really tired, keep trying to fall asleep but can't
>See cute girl looking at me out of the corner of my eye
>Freeze up. Look straight ahead so I don't make eye contact. Don't even blink
>Hold position for 30 sec
>She finally looks away
>Thank god
I deserve to die alone.
yea I do this too. It's pretty shitty knowing my situation is completely self-imposed
>>28223694
>>28223722
are you two me?
>>28223744
Fuck off back to r3ddit with this stupid "DUDE LMAO ARE U ME?? XDDDDD" bullshit.
Just read the comments and gossip here:
theslot jezebel com/heres-what-happens-when-you-try-and-track-down-a-ted-cr-1752337625
It all amounts to slander about his personality and lack of sex life in college. Everyone uses the word "creepy" to describe him. Basically, if you're a man and don't seek whores and fame (see: Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, JFK, etc), you're a loser.
Cruz is the man we need.
>>28223376
he seems fit to lead
>being a robot
>being a presidential candidate
you can only pick one; in spite of himself he has the charisma to have the support of considerable hordes
/r9k/ is Jeb and nobody else
>turn around
>see this
what do you do, /r9k/?
>>28222595
Suck it until he cums down my throat.
ive always wanted to just hold a really huge cock in my hands
i certainly wouldnt be able to fit it in me, but i just want to stare at it and just feel how big it is
Permanently heem his semen
ASMR thread: alone on a Friday night edition
>>28221528
If anyone still has her nudes/porn post here plz
>>28221528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbWGun76eRU&list=PL9dThdR6I6dNOKqVgqmmFWES85XKoGbIQ&index=11
This is real ASMR not some vapid whore snapping her fingers in your ears
>>28221528
Why do ASMR"ists" always show their faces in videos? The point is to trigger a response to certain sounds, not to show your face at every chance you get in the name of vanity and develop a "relationship" with the viewers.
Clearly, their head is somewhere else. I refuse to believe these narcissists experience what I do.
Also, what is up with this "tingle" being described? I just experience a brain orgasm.
/This/ is true ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFWmbnEU3Fs
guys, what the fuck happens after we die?
like do we just cease to exist? feel nothing, for eternity, it's over, we are gone, just like before we were born?
holy fuck this is horrifying
non existence, just void, plain nothingness
why did I have to be born? Why do I feel alive in this body, why do I feel pain, why do I FEEL... why am I not in YOUR body or some other body... why even exist in the first place
WHAT THE FUCK BROS
WHY DO THINGS EXIST
>>28220808
We become a part of the eternal chaos.
after an unfathomable amount of time the exact atoms that compose (you) should reconstruct exactly as they are now
just don't think about how long that will take.
Who knows. Try to chill tho.
If another Hippie Movement started, would you ver consider joining it? If we wanted to, there are enough anons to make this happen. It will be so
>>28220506
NEETs are hippies.
The only ones giving the man the finger.
>>28220506
If I got to smoke weed and play frisbee all day hell yeah
>>28220506
robot drug commune when
Why can't you get a gf?
What is holding you back?
Literal aspergers. There has never been an aspie chad in history.
>>28220509
Hitler, not even joking look it up.
Also, aspergillosis.
>>28220565
Hitler was an angry manlet with a non-functioning cock.
The fun really never ends
What happened with Skye ?
>>28218886
the absolute madman
Origin
>>28218967
she dye
Try to describe feels so obscure that you can barely put them into words
That feel when you're thinking about Ancient Rome or some other equally cool old society and you realize we're never going to have that sense of mysticism anymore.
Romans believed that some bitch-ass huge lake was the entrance to the underworld, reminds me of when I was little and I would somehow find myself in really cool mystical places and forget how to get there when I was older.
I'll never have this sense of wonder anymore and neither will the world.
>>that feel when you won't go back in time and jam with the musicians that played without standardized tuning/signatures and sheet music
>>you will never be a disgusting roman musician traveling the empire and living off a pittance in a chaotic world
>>28212209
>you will never view the original works of Polykleitos and Pheidias in awe and amazement at such feats of architectural wonder
