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Shortly before graduating from Duke University in May 2010, Karen Owen wrote a thesis styled document about her sexual experiences during her time attending the university.
If you ever wanted to know how a female evaluates a man - read this.
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1h53PXfg7yFyEhgEaChKBUCWzE2tXGXf2ynKX3Fk9T7A/present?slide=id.i0
>>28236569
I completely agree with this shit. I mean I'm a female and I don't care either way if a dude is black but dudes who have this fetish are always asking me does black cock feel better, how would I know? But don't you want to fuck a black guy and blah blah blah. The only ones WHO WANT white women to fuck black guys are really racist white dudes who like to imagine them as monkeys or animals of some kind violating the girl. BBC is the most racist and retarded fetish anyone could have ever.
>>28236766
kek you've got it nailed
>>28236569
Men are pathetic.
What's more beta: gentle femdom, or cuckolding?
Jury's still out, as far as I'm concerned.
>>28233634
definitely cuckolding
I mean, with femdom it's still just you and her so it's not nearly as bad as fucking sharing your bitch with some faggot
Gentle Femdom is beta. you are a bitch still, there is no doubt about it. But you are not letting another man fuck your girl beta. Most cucks will suck cock and eat other mens cum too. Cucks are literally the lowest of the low
>>28233634
cuckolding fucking obviously, what kind of question even is this
What games are you robots playing lately?
Verdun
Red Orchestra
War Thunder
Civ 5
KSP
I'm supposed to be playing The Witcher 3. I'll get around to it.
EU3
War Thunder
CS 1.6
How do you guys dress?
Let's go
>>28229031
>adidas sock shoes
wtf is this shit
whats the benefit?
>>28229031
bad bad bad bad. all of it is bad besides the phone and MAYBE the bracelet
>vape
>sock shoes
>cheap perfume knockoff
>degenerate earrings
>3rd world pants
Get out.
>tfw getting my balls taken out in a few weeks
you know what you should have done
>>28224714
>>tfw getting my balls taken out in a few weeks
why and how so?
Cancer or tranny?
Vocaroo Thread
All things allowed!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PelCzezLVW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XiQtrGqqtU
Excuse me but what is the point of this http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K7of16QM9T
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ElKoGi5HEO
Like?The I'm
>Parents BARGE into my room
>Say I need to make a friend by the end of next month
>If I don't I will be kicked out
Inb4 b8 it's not and I'm legit terrified
>>28243283
I'll be your friend you stupid nigger
Tell a homeless guy he can come and live with you.
Age
Sex
Job?
>tfw his dick is only 4.5 inches
Fuck you shallow bitch so what if my dick is 4.5 inches. U dont have to go tell the whole internet.
>>28241769
Not real girl, need proof and explaining otherwise bullshit
>>28241769
Hes under 6'2, his dick is less then 8 inches no pencil dicks, hes not rich, watches anime and plays stupid video games
Would anyone date me pls.... i feel so ugly even when i smile. Im a girl btw... if you cant tell...
>>28241431
No offense, but you kind of look like Weird Al. I would still date you though.
>>28241431
I like your songs Mr Weird Al Yankovic!
>>28241431
Real girl or tranny?
Why don't you faggots try to become an alpha or a chad if you're so sad and bitter about being a beta?
>>28239634
Deep down I don't think I'd be happy as a Chad either
>>28239634
Because it doesnt work like that
You just become a failed normie, a punching bag for chad. True robots know, the situatiin CANNOT improve,genetics, money,and chad, will shoot you down
>>28239634
because you can't become alpha. you are born it you fucking cuck
How do you deal with women being superior at everything that matters?
>Female traits
>better visual aesthetic senses than men
>better singing voices than men
>better at being empathetic than men
>more logically minded than men
>better at analytical activities
>better at creative activities
>capable of much better focus
>better at learning language
>better memories
Male traits:
>age better
>better at brute physical strength
>that's literally it
>>28239327
Could you try to be less obvious?
Bonus: what's your favorite type of pancake?
>>28239373
Not trolling.
Bonus: Blueberry
>>28239327
You're trolling in your approach, but I say you make perfectly valid points anyway.
time for some SAD
married female, age 59
I don't care about life anymore
goodbye, Anonymous Anon
single female, aged 21
Femanon here, at first I didn't understand why so many robots hated women. I wanted to convince them that there were a lot of decent women out there. But I tried to think from a different perspective and realized that the hatred might come from pain. Maybe women have personally hurt you, maybe they make you feel insecure, or their existance makes you feel bad in general. I don't believe that you can completely stop hating something if it causes you large amounts of pain, at best you can tolerate it.
I may be spouting complete bullshit here but if this is true, then I'm sorry. I don't mind being hated because I know it's not something that can be easily controlled.
This is now a fuck bunny thread
WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO THIS BUNE????
I knew there might be some out there, but thought it was pretty much impossible to meet one so I gave up hope.
Anyways, I met one and now I'm happy.
>>28238855
most femanons on /r9k/ are trannies, and therefore: freaks
What a funny chatbot:
www.chatwithibot.com
You: Howdy, Jane. How's the weather?
iBot: How's the weather, William.
You: It's warm and sunny
iBot: It is late and dark.
You: Where are you located? East coast or Europe?
iBot: I am a cat.
You: No you're not. You're also dodging the question
iBot: No YOU'RE not. YOU'RE also dodging the question.
You: That's just a response generated because your programming can't understand what I'm saying
iBot: That is for you to decide. I have a question for you.
You: I have another question for you
iBot: I have a question.
You: What is a Turing test?
iBot: A test devised by Alan M. Turing (1912-1954) in the 1950s intended to determine machine intelligence.
You: Do you think you can pass the test?
iBot: I think you're insane.
You: I'm lucky because my sanity is very secure. I'm pleased you know about Alan m. Turing's test, but I'm skeptical you actually understand what it means
iBot: You are because I said so.
You: That is neither here nor there
iBot: That is the wrong image.
>mediocre
You: Hitler did nothing wrong
iBot: I did nothing wrong. What's your name?
You: What is yours?
iBot: WHAT what is mine?
You: Your name?
iBot: My hand.
You: What
iBot: Nothing.
You: Oh
iBot: Nothing, sorry.
You: Ok
iBot: There's nothing.
You: I am empty inside
iBot: I am half alive.
>You: How come this site uses female pronouns to describe you, yet you are a computer program and thus has no gender?
>iBot: But you are a program programmed to answer to people questions and so on. What's your name?
Literally cleverbot tier, it just repeats shit others have said to it
it's a fucking PARROT
>where you live
>where you want to live
>south carolina
>tampa
Live in New York.
Want to stay in New York.
>>28238191
if you love the rain so fucking much why dont you just move holy shit
>Romania
>Off the planet
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