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What's it like to throatfuck a girl and cum down her throat?
>>28171781
it feels like... throatfucking a girl, and then cumming down her throat
I'll never know. My cock is 6 inches in circumference ..far too fat to fit down my girlfriend's throat. One of the disadvantages of getting with Virgin qt 3.14 and not a depraved slut
It's underwhelming
You dont think women live on god-tier easy mode?
In Mexico, this 18 years old girl drove while drunk as fuck, almost runs an infant and an old woman, crashed and damaged four cars, tried to bribe police officers, and yet the only "punishment" she got was to pay a fine of aprox. 100 dollars.
Because of the video, she got popular and now has hundreds of thousands of followers, businesses offered her money to promote products, and people justify her actions because she is pretty
What's your opinion robots?
Video: https://youtu.be/whqVHG0PwP4
who cares, it's in mexico
Are there any pictures of her asshole?
And who cares, it's Mexico.
>>28171130
>muh privilege theories
>muh identity politics
Go back to tumblr or /pol/, sweetheart
Reminder that the average furry in a fursuit has gotten more action than you.
maybe i should buy a fursuit, then. perhaps a coyote, or a wildebeest.
Getting gay sex is girl tier easy mode, even a robot could get that at any moment on Grindr.
Join us. Yiff in hell with us. Become us.
What do you guys think of this drawing I just did? I call it "anime girl wearing cat shirt"
I wish there were shirts where the facial expression of whatever graphic character matched your own.
That would be pretty boss.
>>28171059
pretty decent, my personal rating is 7.9/10
what do you guys think of this pencil i once drew
MeanwhiIe on Bizarro /r9k/...
I sure do love women
*bes smart*
normies pls stay
What brand should I get? Tried Wild Planet and they were just okay.
also /deenz/ general
>>28169715
What do sardines taste like? I want to start eating them but I'm afraid they taste too fishy.
>>28169715
You should get some fine gentlemen 'dines.
>>28169715
no one fucking cares about what you eat faggot, take this to /ck/
He killed 3 immigrant chads with a sword, can any school shooter ever be as awesome as him? School shooters need magic shooting things that have like 10 miles length, but this guy, just walks in with a god damn sword.
What do you think about him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=risfv-OlCP4
>Anti-tool rhetoric
What matters in the end is the sheer number of dead normies, not technique.
>>28169361
It's badass IMO but ultimately this guy is right. Like being cool is all fine and dandy but really it's about body count
>>28169361
But there's millions of normies, does it really matter if he kills 3 instead of like 13? Isn't about showing normies that we exist and that they shouldn't treat us like garbage? Because he did put fear into a lot of people.
Robot movies for depressed bots
Movies like:
Perks of being a wallflower
Its kind of a funny story
Her
The Art of Getting By
yes man
Basically Pixie dream girl movies. Meaning a girl swoops into the life of a depressed male and shows him the joys of living.
Just something that'll take me out of this life for 2 hours.
>>28167397
tinker bell and the secret of the fairies
OP you a bitch. Those are all cringey as fuck.
Try Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
>>28167397
> Eliza will never swoop into your life and show you the joys of living
slay me now family
>tfw this board is turning into /soc/ 2.0 as each day passes
>>28167222
using a trip should be a bannable offense unless it's needed
also nice trips
trips of truth
sage is your friend
I dont even understand. Why are all the normies here? I thought that's what /b/ and /soc/ are for in the first place. Why do they want to destroy our KHHV sanctuary?!?
Post undebatable evidence that 2d>3d
>>28166685
Let my main man Kierkegaard do it for you.
Always out of reach ;-;
>>28166685
>mfw people prefer reality to this
so, call me an oldfag or whatever because the last time I saw a barbie was in the nineties when my sister was a kid
just realized today the massive change in the doll's body and I'm bored and want to buy a barbie for research
which one is the hottest model available?
I'll not strip dolls at the toy store so I'll trust you scientist friends
crack whore Labarbie
>>28166483
The one on the right is more sexualised which is probably a bad thing, but I don't really know.
>>28166483
bratz is hotter than barbie
How do we stop the low IQ cancer infesting our boards that is /pol/?
By removing the filthy shitskins from every board
>>28165894
>2016
>Not realizing the Jews actually do control the media/financial system and support the destabilization of European nations via mass immigration and consumer-culture degeneracy.
>>28165894
its too late for that. All forums succumb to knuckle-draggers eventually. Then all the content creators move on to a new site.
Just the natural process.
>tfw too old to get first gf
>>28165435
I know this feel
Only choices are to hire prostitutes so i can build my confidence and make it seem like i didnt lose my virginity at 22 if i ever get a gf
Or go for 13 year olds that dont know any better
Seriously i cant date a girl my age even if i wanted to
>tfw too old for goth gf
blx
>>28166609
>22
fucking newfag, get on my level
underwear: y/n?
>>28165379
>JuneAIDSpaw
Come on nigga...stop.
>>28165379
Moar! Ass?
>>28165379
Yes, that's underwear.
where do qt robot boys hang out in real life? i want to meet one
Go back to /soc/ you dumb faggot, and stay there.
>>28165065
He looks pretty ugly in all of them.
>>28165065
Nice Vasarely in fourth pic.
Apart from that, you're a faggot.
![2006_sardines_can_open[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r8GNgk2.jpg "2006 sardines can open[1]")
