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>tfw 18 and STILL a virgin
What the FUCK
26 here
sup
I'm almost a wizard
>tfw 20 and still a virgin
>tfw big african hat does nothing for me
>tfw my rascal doesn't even love me anymore
>tfw smart, handsome and completely chadtastic
>tfw STILL haven't got my dick sucked by every woman I see
How bad does this video make you feel?
Pretty bad yeah.
DELETE THIS NOW YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>28137900
suicidal bad
>got a second interview for an accounting job
>only took a few accounting jobs in college and did poorly in them
>don't know that much about accounting
>have no idea how I got this far in the first place
How do I convince these people to give me a job? My interviewing skills are pretty poor, I get nervous and pause, or blabber endlessly into tangents.
I'm especially nervous now because I thought nothing would come of this, and this job pays really well for my area and is exactly the sort of thing I've been looking for to start my career. The fuck do I do senpaitachi? Any similar situations?
>>28137864
*only took a few accounting classes in college
Fuck.
Also, first interview was only a phone interview so it barely matters.
Bumping since I need help to get these shekels boys. I am out of options and time.
>posting best girl in such embarrassing poses
>get a job after years of being NEET
>I got called in the managers office for the second time about my hygiene
>"Anon, I keep hearing complaints from customers about body odors coming from you."
>Manager gave me a warning write up
>feel like shit
Hold me /r9k/
take a shower fag
is it a good idea to carry deodorant in your pocket? I put deodorant on every morning, but it stops working after a while.
>>28137623
Start wearing spray deodorant, like Axe. Everyone hates it, some people are actually allergic to it, and now you have a reason to play it off as a way you're genuinely trying to make yourself smell better.
Socially akward shy beta girl hitting on me in school.
>She has Glasses.
>She's queit.
>She's kinda smart
>She's 5/10.
But...
>She is an arab wearing that fucking hijab Hood thing.
ABORT ABORT ABORT
>Whenever she tries to hit on me (Wich is cringeworthy by the way) I just reply with "Yeah" and "Mhmmm"
>Anyone else got experience like this?
>>28137366
Pump & dump?
Oregano advice
>>28137380
What does any of that even mean?
>>28137366
Pics or didn't happen.
>Protip for the next time you try to lie about this online: our women don't 'hit' on guys
>tfw evaded police on my motorcycle
>tfw was wearing a nice shirt, jeans, and nice shoes that match
>tfw cuties would have seen me disregard the law and probably got wet af and wished i was her boyfriend
who here bad boy?
>>28137174
what model of bike was it?
>>28137239
Why hell officer, it definitely wasn't a sports bike!
>>28137174
>>tfw cuties would have seen me disregard the law and probably got wet af and wished i was her boyfriend
They probably would just think you were stupid.
Are entering the dark ages of gaming?
>paid mods
>ads in free versions of mods
>devs hiring modders to fix and create their shit
>mobile gaming taking over
>day 1 dlc rampant
>season passes are popular
>censorship encouraged and defended
>sjw politics forced into games
>games no one wants continue to release
>games people do want are mobile only
>episodic remakes
>games getting more casual and easier
>900p 30fps
>mid generation "HD" console releases like PS4.5 and new Xbox and "new 3ds"
>japanese companies bowing to western pressure to censor their games
>companies refusing to bring back popular highly requested dead ip's
>more and more games needing a kick starter
>every game in beta early access for months to years
>VR dead before its even a thing
>ridiculous DRM in games like always online and cutscene streaming
>broken games and bugs and shitty errors disguised and defended as unique game features and art direction (quantum break)
>micro transactions slowly becoming mainstream
>big studios dropping E3
Why is this happening?
>>>/v/
oregano
then the PC market will have to begin to cater to non casuals again
sounds ok to me
Gaming was always in a bad state, we just now have a better overview of the older systems and aren't as easily impressed like when we were younger.
>Fuckin A
Why don't people say it more often? Also general phrases/interjections you think are cool.
>>28136150
It doesn't make sense to me. The a stands for "ass," right? If you said "fuckin' ass" when something bad happened it would sound very awkward
...Scott K?
Bcuz that sounds like ur asking to get fucked in the ass
Girl in english class being unusually nice to me. I was gone for two weeks and she wrote all our vocab words on a sheet of paper and gave it to me when I got back. I didn't need the help because I already knew what the words meant, but I didn't say.
What do???
pic unrelated
>>28135623
she did do an awful lot of things to help you..
simple: when class is getting out, ask her if she wants to go with you somewhere relatively close to the class room on campus to show her something kinda cool but uneventful. Or say "Hey I don't know how to access the student email, can you show me how to real quick in the library?"
You can tell if she likes you because she'll want to be around you as much as possible, this depends how reluctant she is to go with you or not.
>>28135623
>vocab words
Are you in fifth fucking grade?
>What do???
Fuck off, you underage faggot.
>>28135623
Don't believe there is an art. If she actually likes you, she will err on the side of missing or overlooking a faux pas if you make one. As it is said, love is blind. Just focus on not making big mistakes and don't sweat it.
pesis
>>28135381
your dog is ugly
>>28135396
NO SHE'S NOT
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
>>28135381
pelnis
When did we lose the profound, /r9k/? When was it that we decided as a board to give up on saying anything significant, to do away with attempts at unraveling the human experience? Why now must the moments of our lives be reduced to minutiae, brief offhanded notes cast into an abyss of the trivial?
/r9k/ used to be about storytelling. Despite what some may deem the mundane nature of what we shared, the right speaker gave life, color, and above all meaning to what was conveyed. We made fables and tales from the fabric of the everyday. There was catharsis in this exercise,and value in what was said and done.
Now, we speak merely to be heard. The action of posting becomes a selfish grab at the attention of others, our words no more than shallow clickbait. We cast our nets over general topics, abandoning nuance to reach wider audiences. The language used to carry out conversation has simplified to such a degree that the language of /r9k/ is perhaps incapable of expressing an intelligent thought.
One can place the blame on a multitude of scapegoats, and though Reddit, women, and the underaged may contribute to the problem, they are merely a symptom and not the root cause. They were attracted to /r9k/, and did not merely manifest as some claim. No /r9k/, the true cancer lies within.
We've become simple, selfish, contrarian,embittered, and vain. The "robot" identity turned that into the nature of the board. Not only tolerated, these traits are extolled as the true markers of a "robot", one who "belongs". The children of /r9k/ started worshipping this Golden Calf, and indeed, it became our undoing.
It is possible we made this place hell because we couldn't fathom the idea of our kind having a heaven. As is the nature of the robot, all that is good he obtains by divine will and destroys by his own hand. It was perhaps only a matter of time then that /r9k/ was destroyed by this subconscious urge.
The reality is that even here, we will not allow ourselves to be happy.
>>28134726
I think you are expecting too much from this board. Now you done and made a fool of yourself with this diatribe. Read this over again, it doesn't look right. You should feel bad for posting this.
Lets have other people reply to me to keep this thread alive and OP embarrassed.
>>28135559
Kinda agree with this dude, you're trying too hard OP.
>>28135584
But it's all right, it happens to everyone with a working brain. If you could have heard everything that Plato said...
/Drug/ thread ?
Had a nice joint and 100mg of Diphenhydramine a few hours ago
My friend is getting his vyvanse script filled tomorrow
This week gonna be good
gonna do coke at a party soon. what should i expect
Picking up some benzos and sleeping pills soon. Time to get comfy.
Would r9k date a girl if she had a vagina like this?
>tfw you unironically would
damn that's like a boss monster pussy
dunno if i've done enough grinding to tackle this foe
Butt roasties
>>28134403
Looks like a bunch of raw pork shoved into a stretched out asshole.
Okay serious question. I'm the guy. I'm having doubts about my relationship with the girl. I'm still young and my friends tell me I can do better. What do ?
You sure as hell can do better. Your upper body looks good but your legs look very skinny.
>>28133319
height? girl looks nearly as tall as you
>>28133397
5'11" and are you blind?
She's certainly not short but she's not nearly as tall as me
Are you a daphne sort of guy, or a velma kind of dude?
Find out what you want, be that girl for a month. But the worst is yet to come.
I'm more of a scooby kind of guy
velma is the patrician choice
this isn't debatable
