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Post your fetish and we criticize it.
I'll go first
>>28238144
Good taste anon
>tfw can't have little people to toy with and crush
>>28238144
Whose /Tallguy/ here?
I'm around 196cm and I've never seen a girl a taller then me since I was a child, I yearn for a tall Amazonian gf to hold me down and violent hit and jerk me
>tfw no dommie Amazonian gf
I love those pornos where there's anywhere from 10 to 50 men and they all creampie inside one hot slut. I fantasize about being the last man.
thread for those of us who still have some hope left and believe. post your qt 3D waifus. no degeneracy allowed. dimensional regeneracy NOT ALLOWED.
>regeneracy
I mean degeneracy.
whoever killed hitler is my hero
;___;
Oriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Why don't females with certain fetishes exist?
This board allegedly has a number of femanons browsing it. Surely some of them must be into poop, or being a mommy gf, or hard femdom. Yet I haven't seen it despite browsing here for years.
>>28237159
Girls are all the same
Women are biologically programmed in a specific manner because of millions of years of evolution etc etc etc etc etc etc etc sage
You've seriously never seen that shit? I have a hard time believing you've actually been browsing for years, because I have been and I've seen all of that shit. Hell, I've seen all that stuff (or at least the second two) in the past few months.
drug thread
>>28236553
I can't believe the robot never filtered that
>>28236553
Fuck off visionlet
bump! just making it
I think I just realized that I am even more pathetic than I thought I was.
>Be me, 24 y.o. socially awkward, cynical, bitter khv
>be studying engineering
>be having a 7.85:1 male:female ratio at the uni; with the females being as picky/arrogant/obnoxious as you imagine
>live with two guys i've known half of my life: a freaking apple hipster normie and a chad-ish hippie piano playing casanova who thinks he's a gentleman
>hipster finds gf within 2 weeks of uni, I have the "pleasure" of hearing them fucking in a room next to mine next 2.5 years
>hippie is being courted by multiple gorgeous women, all of them being "beneath his standards"
>hippie even dares to say he's just as lonely as I am, blaming the uni-city
>fast forward to today
>both guys move out due to internships
>tfw hippie gets a girl in his bed LITERALLY on his first day there on his first party despite always saying "nah, I need feelings to lay down with a woman"
>tfw hippie gets another girl to show him her pics of her lesbian experiments and to jerk him off on their second meeting
>hippie says "it's all the uni-city, just come here and bee yourself :^)"
(1/2)
(2/2)
Everytime one of them gets on with a girl I get this shitty feeling of rage, hatred and envy mixed all together. At first I thought I was just being angry because it's "natural" for them, that it was their hypocrisy ("nah, I'm just as ugly as you are, and it still works! just bee urself!") that fueled my hatred... But I think I realized that there was another problem with myself:
It seems like I subconsciously marked all sexual stuff as "unrealistic" and moved it into the same category as unicorns and dragons. And now, every time something of that category happens, a bit of my self-imposed world view crumbles.
Fucking a girl within hours of meeting her? Experimenting with lesbianism, making fotos of it, then showing them some dude from tinder you've just met? Jerking off a dude on the second meeting even though "you're not like this usually"? All of these have to be memes, right? There is no way people can actually be this degenerate, right? RIGHT?
I hate these people.
I hate their hypocrisity.
I hate the fact that it's so easy for them, it's almost "natural".
I hate the fact that they don't even realise how freaking lucky they are.
I hate myself for using the fucking SJW-phrase "privilege is invisible to those who have it" in this context.
And most of all:
I hate myself for actually being envious of them, despite always preaching a "mind over matter" doctrine.
So now I'm sitting here alone, cold, procrastinating and generally miserable.
Just tell me guys, how fucked up am I?
>>28235888
You're not fucked, but you have a shitty attitude and need a therapist. Since you call women "females" and use the phrase "SJW" regularly it's likely that you're an asshole whom people tend to avoid because they can obviously see how bitter you are.
You lack empathy and post on 4chan too much. Your roommates are happy and romantically engaged because they live in the real world, pursue hobbies and passions that make them feel fulfilled, and cultivate strong social skills. You ignore the context and just rage at anyone who gets laid more than you instead of looking inside yourself and seeing what it is that could be holding you back from living a life that makes you happy.
Try to be less of a judgmental asshole, become someone that's fun to spend time with, and women will be more inclined to spend time with you.
Source: Robot turned normie through years of therapy, travelling and moving out of my shitty hometown. Not a chad, but in love with an awesome girlfriend and can socialize with chads without getting all fucking weird about it like guys on here do.
Degenerates gonna degen-erate. You're living with a hippie and a hipster they probably both do drugs and that's why it's natural for them.
/mbti/ thread
INTP tesseract reporting in
>>28235134
>make thread
>no one answers
>have to check self-bump
>implying you can self-bump on this board
>>28235134
I love images like this. They always capture the nature of each type so well.
Fedoralord reporting in!
Would anyone be interested in a introduction to cognitive functions? I was making one this morning but my power cut so out so I just read read a book for an hour instead.
infj are the master race jesus type ever
reminder that if you have facebook you're a normie
Great thread faggot
Guilty normie here. I wish I could go back to the days when I was depressed af, didn't have a gf, or friends, only showered once a month and only played vidya...
>>28234343
great facebook chad
>>28234351
yeah going out getting wasted and catching venereal diseases is much better
How fucked am I robots? Its our first date tomorrow morning, is it normal to meet parentsvrhis early on? What will he tell me?
>>28234195
This website is for 18+ only
>>28234195
>I shall take heed to your warning
>>28234195
How about you fuck off you normie fuck.
why do you think school shootings happen ?
for the banter lad
All the other kids with the
pumped up kicks
[niggers]
Taking the red pill
When ugly people act confident it's creepy.
True, there is always a negative adjective to apply to ugly people where an attractive person would get a positive one. Don't forget most normies believe in a just world, they will actually blame YOU for your ugliness, they think you must somehow deserve it
There are 2 rules to life
1:be attractive
2:don't be unattractive
Have you ever seen a charismatic ugly guy?
Me either
>>28232574
>>28233026
What about average people?
Normies are destroying video games
>Make cancer games like csgo, lol or cod to be a thing
>Preorder games and buy dlcs without content
>Overhype shit games
>Ruin vidya cons since fucking YOUTUBERS are there with 1000000000000 fans
>>28230809
Vidya is long dead
>Normies are destroying video games
Normies created video games you faggot
>>28230838
>Normies created video games you faggot
The fuck are you on about
>ITT: We Pretend We're Attracted To Black Women
>>28228089
I wouldn't even pretend to like apes if you have a gun to my head
>>28228089
Are we still allowed to be attracted to black men?
What's wrong with finding black women attractive?
http://efukt.com/21370_Trolling_Wannabe_Pornstars_2K16!.html
these men are my heroes
they should be lauded
comfy shit right here
>>28226108
always a highlight video series
Why do white women get so angry whenever asian women are mentioned? Is because they know they're inferior to the tight asian pussy? I've seen white women who say they'd never date a man who has been in a relationship with an asian, and white women who say liking asian women is "creepy".
So what's the deal?
>>28233562
I noticed it too.
White roasties are openly racist against asian women.
Black women get mad when black men date white women.
White women get mad when white men date asian women.
It's pure entitlement and jealousy, anon.
It's jealousy, obviously. They feel threatened that all these white guys who like Asian women.
I'm 100% serious about this. I just received some money from my grandfather's estate, approximately $40,000. Combined with my life savings I now have about $68,500, which is very little money.
I'm looking for like-minded robots who wish to purchase land and settle there. I'm looking for Canadian robots (or American robots who would resettle) who are fed up with this world. Ideally you are debt free and lacking a criminal record, and have at least a little bit of money to your name. I plan on purchasing our land and paying the property taxes myself, but additional funds will keep us safe.
I'm looking into a property that has a barn on it right now, and is adjacent to a restaurant. We might be able to cut a deal where we offer our services there under the table in exchange for scraps and piggybacking off of their WiFi.
Serious responses only. Absolutely no girls.
>>28233316
>Absolutely no girls
Are you a retard? What good would a commune be without girls?
>>28233370
This thread isn't for you, normalscum.
>>28233316
This won't work without peaceful women
