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I moved out of my parent's place a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
does kitchen paper even go down when you flush?
aslo everyone shits, even the hottest fucking girl you can imagine.
I missed this thread. Haven't seen it since last year
Just buy all your toilet accessories at one go at the evening when there aren't many people.
>be 30 something black lady
>go out to the city to get some Japanese cheese cake
>black guy and white gf standing infront of the bakery door way
>as soon as he sees me he pulls her close and starts kissing on her aggressively
>I start looking annoyed because I've been waiting in line for this cheese cake all day
>other people in line are visibly annoyed
>I say to him "excuse me sir but it's kind of chilly out here and I'd really like to go inside, I've been waiting for awhile"
>he seems disappointed that I didn't get upset and go on a "white girls" rant
This isn't the first time a black guy has done this. Why do they do it?do they want me to care that they have a white gf?
Black men are absolutely scum. I think even black women realize this. They are proof that too much masculinity is actually a bad thing.
>>28231141
Sound like you're just projecting your insecurities onto your surroundings t b h
>>28231141
Nigger boys treat having a white gf as the ultimate "fuck you" to society. It's why they chase them. The thing is most normal people really don't give a shit about who the hell is dating who, they're just trying to mind their own damn business.
what are you doing to improve yourself robots?
>>28230860
Lifting, dieting. Everything else I'm procrastinating on, though
paying for porn now and not being a degenerate thief
>>28230860
Pushups and situps
Trying to smoke less
Trying to eat healthy
>tfw R9K is full of normies now
>threads with people talking about crushes, sex, relationships, dating, lovelives, active social lives etc
>no longer can relate or feel at home here
>kissless virgins are probably a minority on the board at this point
>probably real girls and their Chad fuckbuddies browse here to laugh at us
>don't want to migrate to wizardchan, have nowhere to go
Any other robots feel this way?
>>28230654
What the fuck is r9k supposed to be then if not for social issues?
>>28230693
>able to fuck women and has had girlfriends
>social issues
I think you are missing something quite large.
>>28230693
Gee, I don't know. Memes maybe?
>>28230654
Wizardchan a shit. Stay and banter with us anon. We all love to hate successful people.
Also BWC thread. Yes homo
>>28230484
>Also BWC thread
Not so fast white man
>>28230517
Dude his body looks weird af in that picture
Like play dough
>>28230484
>Tfw dont have that dick
Kill me now
This is how you pick up girls.
So zip l rn FL
Do do FL FP
What is a question?
>tfw I feel for the transition meme.
What now, lads?
dude is hot as fuck
>>28229350
You really think I'm hot?
>>28229395
post feet and boipuccii
Gondola is the most aesthetic form of meme-ing. It harkons back to the Romantic period, where the aspect of childishness came to be seen as a virtue. Gondola is about pure, innocent, unadulterated feels. Whereas Wojak expresses feels in an ironic and tentative way, as if scared of being judged, Gondola memes tell us "No! It's okay to feel!"
There is never any moral or notion added to the feels. It reflects the Sisyphean struggle of the individual, rather than the collective; its surface of a seemingly unwitting gondola is often, if put into the manner of a short video, complimented by the atmosphere and music that betray the feels of the subject, showing that only the subject can truly feels their own feels.
Furthermore the fact that almost anyone can make a Gondola meme is a great testament to its purity as an aesthetic medium.
These memes may indeed be a final proof of an objective art standard, but what's beautiful is that you can leave all the aesthetic pondering up to philosophers- it's okay even to not understand the feels. You can just let it wash over you.
Hence I name this thread a Gondola appreciation thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m28n0h-1cTo&list=PLM3ZZv5pQ8ke0x3-FZ8fQqz6syjNHcFrw
i probably have the largest collection of gondola images and webm's saved
gondola is love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUCKf-D0T0k
A rare4u
>>28228999
>checked snapchat
>check my crush's snapchat
>her friend took a video of her vigorously making out with some gross chad on her phone
>this is all I'm feeling right now
At least I have gondola.
How do you react when a girl beats you at a video game?
Meh, not really a big deal.
>>28227191
wouldnt know because it hasnt happened
Girls are awful at video games so this would never even happen
I only have an old image edition
>>28226900
BLACK NIGGERS
>>28227008
Quite frankly, I'm just surprised the robot hasn't heard that one before.
Builders woke me up early lads.
Post comfy futuristic/cyberpunk art
bump
not extremely comfy, but this is my background right now and i dont think i have anything else
Pqoeorurbdkao
>>28225790
I have a few you might like.
Post your eyes
>tfw lazy eye
>>28225725
I have no eyes
>>28225730
Show me them cute eyes or I'll rape you
>>28225725
Bippity Boppity kill me
Post all the pics of cutes girls you have
Go!
>>28225691
okay OP, you start though
I gotchu familia
Originalo commento
>>28225691
op's girl could look much better without those edgy shits on her face
who /nail polish/ here
so much for the so called femanons on this board
never going to tire of wikihow images btw
>>28222328
Wow, your nails are very pretty.
Who /fag/ here?
>find someone I like
>relationship for a year
>it isn't perfect, but it's definitely the happiest and most fulfilled I've ever felt
>he turns out to be a liar
>I end it
>four months later, I'm still thinking about him, despite him being a shithead and ruining everything
>he's back on grindr after about a week, doesn't even try to get me back
>I have no drive to date or hookup or anything, I'm arguable better looking, but insecure now.
>try to use it as motivation to pull my life around, start going to gym, volunteering, but it all fades away
>check his Facebook last night
>only a few public posts, the only ones I can see since we deleted each other
>there's one from a year and a half ago I hadn't seen
>"went on a date with an amazing guy last night We got pizza and listened to a band, went to the mountains and walked around a lake under the stars, then back to my place and watched a movie. Perfect night!"
>it was me
>>28211413
Fuck off.
I'm gay, but you're such a fucking normie it makes me sick
>>28211447
T-thanks, you too, friend
>>28211413
I have never been in a relationship with a human being. Im bisexual and all I fucking want is love and friends
