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Ask a robot who's about to take 200ug of LSD anything.
Know any cool websites to visit while tripping?
Also /drug/ thread
>>28216682
who /pawg sauce/ here?
>>28216682
Im doing LSD tomorrow, any tips?
>>28216682
grab a notebook and let the mania flow out of you! don't stop writing, only take breaks to listen to psy-trance and watch HD kaleidoscope visuals on youtube
Why are /pol/tards so mad and sensitive, is it their low IQ? Is this why they're the biggest cancer on 4chan?
>>28216185
/co/mblr pls go
>>28216185
Fuck /pol/ users are annoying as fuck. You find one in every fucking board cause they always got to announce it.
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Hi shills.
>"how come you've never had a gf?"
>"are you gay?"
>how come you've never had a gf
just look at me it's obvious
>are you gay?
i always just laugh when they ask that
>>28215785
damn bro, sorry about your face.
>tfw you actually are gay and in the closet
I think it's better for people to just assume I'm a straight loser rather than a gay one
>mom found the rape dwarf
>sister found the fap bin
WAKE OF THE MOST OF THE SHITPOST IN DA BOARD
>>28215528
>dads cousin found the whore hotdog bun
would you rather be the guy or the girl?
>>28215382
neither, this looks disgusting
>>28215382
Definitely the girl. I'm a submissive faggot with an oral fixation / humiliation fetish though
>>28215382
Well at this point the only one that seems obtainable is the girl, so...
loonybin general
have you been?
post your stories
did you enjoy it?
did you have to go to court?
I have been 3 times semi voluntarily so I never had to go to court
it was somewhat enjoyable having a vacation from my life and I actually felt normal there and people actually talked to me even though Im weird as fuck
no go away stop posting
I have been it was ok I guess
I want to go to meet crazy girls to fuck
>tfw when whatever you do, whatever you say and whatever you write; I won't matter if you aren't somewhat attractive
P.S.
Doesn't apply entirely to females
It fully applies to females. I'm a 28 year old ugly female virgin so I should know
>>28213667
id still date/fuck that girl desu
>>28213697
be my gf
Plsoriginal memes
How does /r9k/ currently feel about Nintendo?
they are okay, they can be better.
>>28213082
Thinking about picking up a New 3DS to sink further into escapism and shut-indom.
Worried I'm too old for Nintendo games and there might not be anything that appeals to me on the system anyway.
>>28213082
My Zapper doesn't work on flatscreen TVs, haven't tried the superscope, but I suspect not.
>>28213106
Based Clarion.
>current year
>there are still 20 something "men" out there who have yet to have a woman open her legs for them
What exactly is it that you guys have against women and sex? Do you know how easy it is? Most of you losers still dress like you're in middle school and some of you eat too much. All it takes is a few lifestyle adjustments and you'll be getting in laid in no time. Can't believe this board is even a thing lol.
Can't believe your life is a thing lol.
>>28213046
Ok. Thanks for the input.
The female body is a work of art. For a male not to fully experience this beauty of nature is nothing short than a failure on his part.
If you could buy a pet girlfriend, would you? How would you treat her? Would she sleep on the floor or in the bed? What punishments would you give out for bad behavior?
This is officially the worst board on this website
>Buy pet girlfriend
>Let her go, she's free
>>28212670
that was official 10 years ago
> anon, what is your dream?
I honestly don't know.shitposting on 4chan isn't one though
It was to be a filmmaker but recently I've lost motivation.
I think I'm shit at it
>>28212591
Well, that's what youtube is for I guess
I want to fly planes. Especially WW2 warbirds. Any plane, especially military, is fine. Planning on becoming the best pilot to ever live.
>Oneitis tells me the story about how she fucked a guy in a bathroom stall in the Greek Islands
For fuck's sake. I wanted to punch her in the face as she was telling the story. Even if she wants to be a liberated whore why tell me that shit? What possibly makes her think I want to hear that?
In the trash you go, slut.
What were some times you realised what disgusting whores most women are?
>>28211957
>he didn't know women were whores until one admitted it
What a dumb cunt
>>28211957
Why is this thread being trapped at the bottom of the catalogue?
>>28211957
>female has sex
>anon thinks that is bad thing
You are sick my friend
Ask a wise 25-year-old anything.
Literally any non-trivial matter, and I will guide you to the right path.
Unfortunately, giving you the answers to your problems won't solve them due to outright wrong societal beliefs instilled in us. To get out of the maze, so-to-speak, takes the courage to board a lone journey into the unknown.
One can't force a horse to drink water, however, so whether you accept or reject my guidance will be right for you at this time in your life. All I ask for ITT is as open a mind as possible for you right now.
Suit yourselves
>>28211847
Ok. I know a homosexual who is in desperate need of conversion. His name is OP. What can I do to solve this matter and put him on the right path.
"It is wiser to take advice rather than to give it"
- my fortune cookie from yesterday
What is the one reason you can't get a girlfriend?
Be specific about it; just saying autism doesn't count.
I'm just really terrified of being touched or being close with people. I both know and don't know why, it's sort of some murky area of my subconscious I'll deal with on my deathbed. But after a few terrifying incidents I resigned myself to being lonely forever, just because it's a lot easier than dealing with whatever I know is wrong with me.
>>28209643
I keep turning them down.
no money, impossible for me to meet anyone
Friday night edition
what are your plans for the weekend lads
fuck all my only friend doesnt want to see me
>>28209639
25-30.
30 is the big one desu. You'd be surprised to find out how many people are virgins at and even after finishing uni. So many of my co workers are virgins, women too.
What shall we use to fill the empty spaces
Post waifus
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