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thursday night comfy feels edition
>>28191298
first for US
I have a girlfriend. It still hasn't sunk in yet.
A girl finds ME attractive and wants to spend time and be intimate with me. Spent the entire of yesterday evening just snuggled up on the sofa watching tele, it didn't even matter what was on as I was getting high off the smell of her hair. Amazing.
Blows my mind, I'm expecting to wake up soon.
Honestly lads if you've not experienced it you need to get out and there and get one.
when you fear yourself your alone and there's no where to hide
What are people up to tonight?
>>28191377
watching the snooker and drinking beer
>>28191377
Jack fucking shit all anon. Wish I had a mate.
>>28191367
>Honestly lads if you've not experienced it you need to get out and there and get one.
I did 13 years ago
Haven't had one since
I've literally spent the last 24 hours doing nothing but refreshing /r9k/
help me robots
>>28191367
The one time ever a girl (albeit completely fucked) showed affection towards me was the most magical few hours of my life so kinda know how you feel, hope it goes well for you.
>>28191377
Studying for exams :(
>>28191377
Watching the football and half heartedly revising for my exam tomorrow morning
>>28191150
Argh wish I'd known this sooner, just bought 25 2mg bars. Oh well, there's always next time!
>tfw I think my housemates are getting worried about how much of sad sack of shit I am
>>28191394
Good stuff, kinda want Fu to make the final, seems such a nice guy.
whats the movie for film night this week
>>28191298
Ey up lads, spent all day with the missus and now thinking of getting some tea. What you eating tonight?
didn't get the chance to respond last thread but if that lad who had the 2am rape story is here then know I had a right old laugh about it
>>28191367
I'm really really happy for you lad
>pic related
>>28191307
And you can do one ya prick
http://youtu.be/6NtqA5zywQA
Does anyone want to go clubbing in london next month?
it sounds insane but spend at least a minute thinking about it and you'll smile at the idea
come ooonn
Post waifus.
>Original comment, honest.
>>28191434
I'd love to see Fu vs McManus a proper outsider final but unless something drastic happens it's gonna be Ding vs Selby
>>28191459
Definitley down, I post here every day but ill use this trip when talking bout london.
>>28191478
Selby is a proper cunt, most boring player in the world right now
How do I go about selling digital copies of uni textbooks for dirt cheap, without the rozzers finding out?
>>28191459
If I lived near London or was still single then yes. Sadly due to real life that'll be a no tho.
>>28191493
Selby is like a modern day Davis, he's a brilliant player who can dominate but he isn't much of a character
>>28191470
Imagine seeing this. After spending all that time and money getting yourself in shape or getting a job or in the right place etc. to get a girl like this and then when you're about to go at it she pulls her trousers down and you see she can't even wipe her arse properly the dirty bitch.
Old driving instructor was proper scamming me. He'd have had me on the hook for another 6 months, but the new one has done a single hour and told me to book my test ASAP.
>>28191556
He was probably just lonely mate, and you were keeping him in escorts.
>>28191556
Go with a reputable company like the AA
>>28191556
my instructor was of african heritage and shady as fuck, I asked him if I could pay by cheque and he said to write the amount but he wouldn't give me a name and told he would put his name on the cheque, fuck that you nigger bitch, then after I had passed and cleared my credit with him he tried to tell me I hadn't payed him
>>28191591
I am with the AA, he was just using back-handed compliments to stop me quitting but keep me insecure enough I didn't book the test
>>28191556
I got scammed when I was 17. The guy would not stop going on about politics and how rich people suck and labour are amazing.
>>28191377
Revising C/C++ stuff for an interview tomorrow but I can't be fucked with either. I know I won't get the job no matter what.
>>28191608
You had an old man negging you and it worked?
kek
Tfw your oneitis is hanging around with a black man in her snap story, just fucking kill me lads.
Before I walked upstairs I predicted my left foot would be the one that stepped onto the landing. I was correct. What a time to be alive.
>>28191377
vidya with lads, some hot wings and some smelly feet discussion.
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post proper waifus please?
>>28191687
>tfw I dont have a oneitis
>>28191737
Thats a positive lad
>>28191420
What exams, lad? Lacking motivation to revise for Physics, been playing Hearthstone for a couple of hours of neglecting my future.
>18yo slut at work starts being really friendly with me
>see her being friendly with everyone so just ignore it and try and be friendly back
>starts messaging me on fb all the time
>see her on fb in pictures with loads of guys
>decide to preemptively friendzone her and start talking to her about a grill I like
>suddenly stops messaging me and is pretty cold with me at work now
Don't know how to feel about this tbqh
>>28191813
good on you man, better this way than being cucked in the future
>>28191813
Should have fucked her when you had the chance maybe
>>28191694
I sprint up my stairs I can clear 3 steps at a time it's take me a total of 3 srides to get up my stairs, sometimes I throw in a 360 twist on the second stride, I have the balance of a cat and the finesse of a gazelle
>>28191813
nice work lad
she'd probably make you an orbiter or something
>>28191849
would love to see that in action
>>28191813
4chan has brainwashed you about females mate very few of them are sluts, never take relationship advice from here
>>28191901
this
original blox comment
>>28191901
>very few of them are sluts
looks like we've got a normie
Just watched a porno with a young girl in it and at one point the camera turned and yousaw the reflection of the guy she was blowing and he was a horrific ugly guy that looked in his 70s. Literally looked like the zodiac killer from dexter
Like it wasn't even a fetish one and it mentioned it nowhere that it was an old man in the description or anything, I only even noticed because of one short period where you could see the dudes reflection in a mirror
They could have picked anyone for her to shag but they still made her shag the old man for no reason
Feel pretty bad now tbqh
>>28191901
I'm pretty sure she's one though. We were on a works night out and she managed to get off with two different guys whilst in a gay club.
>Work in parking ticket appeals
>Reject all appeals from anyone with a foreign name
>Spend all day watching qt office girl's feet
>Infinite cups of tea
>Having the odd wank in the bathroom when office girl's feet get me too wound up
Wageslaving ain't so bad some days.
>post yfw you see faketaxi pass by
>>28191298
fuck me lads, i think my life is actually turning round
>>28191916
Listen to a nornie on this one. It's best to listen to different types of people anyway.
>>28191984
Wot
Is it an actual taxi
>>28191983
Maximum comfy. I work for a council and it's the easiest piece of shit ever.
>>28191983
>work at my friends family business
>workshop is at their house
>see my friends 17 year old sister most days
sometimes I swear she is dressing to impress me
>>28192009
How so mate?
>>28192062
yeah
it is just a decommissioned london cab
>>28192097
Deffo mate.
Ask her out.
>>28191377
Working out the minimum I can spend for food each month so I can just save as much money as possible for the rest of the year
>>28192107
idk really mate, alright stuff is happening
>>28191983
>work in medical agency
>just scan in records and letters and send off post
>live close by so I walk to work and get some exercise
>get paid the same as colleagues with half the stress and none of the bullshit office politics
>it pays like shit but I live at home and have cheap tastes
Would like to move onto to something else soon though but it's fine for now.
>>28192138
it's a conflicting feeling because I'm not sure how my mate would react to it. I don't really talk to her too much just in case he thinks maybe I'm trying someting
>>28191377
Playing Spreadsheet Simulator 2016 and watching League of Gentlemen.
>>28191570this is the only reason im still doing driving lessonshe's one of three people I speak to in a week
Was gonna pop to the shop for booze but it's just started chucking it down, fucks sake lads.
>>28192191
Nice, happy for ya lad
>>28192289
Sometimes I miss the north. Then I remember shit like this and it goes away. Just got back from walking to the shop for booze without even taking a jacket.
>tfw you have reached the point where your sleeping pattern makes no sense whatsoever and you still have shit ot do during the day tomorrow
Went to sleep at 7am and woke up at 5pm
At least now I can have a reset and have that nice feeling of going to sleep at something like 10pm and waking up at around 7am.
>>28192289
Is this the worst spring weather we have ever had?
We've had maybe 6 sunny days in-between February and now.
how did you working lads find your jobs? office work etc.
sites like indeed seem to have nothing but retail shit
>>28192400
I wake up between 7:30 and 8:30 every morning which is fine but if I go to someones house and stay there I'm always awake before everyone which is a bit annoying
>>28191733
smelly feet are gross tbqh
>>28192404
I was thinking that the other day, fucking hailstorm came down and blattered everybody, and all this at the end of april in supposedly sunny fucking Devon. Weather is sucking balls this year so far.
>>28191733
Maybe I will.
>>28192447
It's not funny.
>>28192214
>Easy work thats close to home
That is the dream. I lived like that a few years ago, feels bad knowing that I'd have 30k saved by now if i'd kept it up.
>>28192441
I worked a retail job as my first job, I found that on universal jobmatch and the job I'm working now I got via nepotism
>>28192220
He's not her owner, don't let him cock block you.
Besides getting with your friends sister is quite common, it's how a lot of people meet their wives.
>>28192488
I know what you mean but at the same time he's a good mate of mine and I don't want to ruin that because of a girl
>>28192404
Fuck that noise go for it you only live once
this is my first post in /britfeel/ from my new laptop
>>28192647
WeIl done m8
>>28192647
I hope you've christened it with a dirty wank m8
>>28192441
I got my job through temp agency and I work in financial services.
this is my first post in /britfeel/ with this sentence
>>28192749
>I work in financial services.
Me too mate which company?
>>28192754
I hope you've christened it with a dirty wank m8
occ
went to the chippy and there was about 8 people waiting, ended up vibrating and started panicking when my wallet wouldnt go back in my pocket as i knew they were already watching me vibrate. literally had to go to wait in the alley behind it for 5 minutes while they cooked it
>>28192441
I just applied for every admin job I saw and eventually found one without a phone on my desk, which is the fucking dream imo.
>>28192780
IFDS, not permanent yet but I cleared what they brought me in to do and are now training me in other things so i'm confident they'll take me on.
>>28192792
>admin job
How does that feel?
Does it give you a feeling?
C'est mon premier message en /britfeel/ en utilisent cette langue
>>28191298
How is the job hunt going /britfeel/?
Been steady working for two years in a job relevant to my degree but have the opportunity to move and job hunt for a few months. I hope I'm not condemning myself to a life of retail.
Just heard a recording of my own voice, I sound like even more of a spastic than I thought.
Something weird going on outsi
>>28191733
Just watched the first two episodes of Kabanari of the Iron Fortress. Good stuff desu~
>>28192846
>utilisent
Should be utilisant lad, looks good otherwise though~
>>28192875
where are you moving?
origami
>>28192875
Do not leave before securing the new job.
Trust me.
>>28192935
Swansea to Guildford
>>28192875
Made it past a year in my current one but I can tell everyone in the office hates me so thinking about moving on. Only problem is all normies hate me so i can see this being a recurring cycle and my current job pays ok and is pretty comfy despite being avoided & ignored by everyone.
>>28192875
was a bit shit last year but managed to get a 65K job relevant to myarts degree
Lizfu will be on chatty man tonight lads. Never watch it but I will now.
>>28192973
I live in guildford too, nice town desu.
>>28192973
Well shit, I lived in Swansea for 7 years as a kid. With regards to a job Guildford is pretty much commuting distance to London so you should be able o find a similar job eventually, just make sure you have a lot saved before you come as it really is much more expensive here in the south east.
>>28192985
Doing what exactly?
>>28192963
You've experienced this? It's quite time sensitive.
The worry is not being able to improve while at work and dooming myself to lose out on potentially good junior roles.
>>28192790
What did you order, chap?
>>28193069
lots of decent grad jobs in the immediate area too, loads of huge companies have their UK/EU Headquarters in Surrey although you won't get paid as much as you would in London while your living expenses will be similar to living in London.
>>28192790
Are you a phone?
>>28193077
Yeah I've been there mate. I left a job because I had been offered a new one, then I got a bad reference, lost the new job and couldn't go back. Honestly, be super careful.
>>28193077
>Doing what exactly?
it's just a senior design role really, art direction, animation, pitching, managing, etc
>he doesn't lean over the sink and blast his arsehole with water after every shit
>>28193196
it's called a bidet you barbarian
>>28193196
How do people deal with walking around with potentially still-shitty arseholes? Paper can only do so much.
>>28193298
i get paranoid now every time i take a shit at work now because of this
>>28193217
>>28193298
Wet wipes are a life saver mates
>>28193298
I have baby wipes for that final polish, I like that super clean feeling.
>>28193298
I got a wet wipe dispenser installed and I've never looked back.
food will be here any minute, pretty excited desu
>>28193298
I walk around with shit in my arse hair
>>28193493
What did you order lad?
robopls
>>28193529
special mixed kebab wrap with salad and garlic sauce. Got a few cans to wash it down with.
Will shamelessly blog it when it arrives.
>>28193640
fucking jealous tbqhwyfam
>>28193783
Smells amazing, not sure I can eat it all but some will do for breakfast
>It's yet another "anon is too miserable to even fire up the laptop and game" episode
Aw yes it's Thursday
>>28193852
iktf
I spent 6AM to 1PM today just lying in bed, pretty much until I started feeling sick with dehydration.
>>28193845
Getting me excited for me friday kebab tomorrow, lad.
>>28193888
love this week desu.
>>28193845
always wondered lad do you keep the windows open when you smoke or just let it all fester? if you dont open any windows do you also sleep in the same room?
>>28194142
I don't open the windows unless it's a nice day, even then I only open them a tiny bit so yeah, I just let the smokey smell exist and yes I sleep in the same room, I imagine it stinks but I can't smell it so idgaf.
I really like this song t b h lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR3x_nMbaBc
>>28194204
This song is also good and i'd say better
The first two series of misfits was good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL8asfpUEwI
>>28194258
I posted a remix by mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwFUVJYA9_I
>28th of April
>gritter vans have been out tonight
Global warming my arse
>>28194282
it is fucking nippy as fuck isn't it.
I approve of extra /comfy/ april
>>28194195
do you not find the air is thick and hard to breathe in? I always wake up with lung pain and lots of mucus in my throat when i sleep in a smokey room
>>28194356
normies BTFO it's not summer yet
NEETs reign
would you ever be friends with a black person?
>>28194411
>would you ever be friends
Stopped reading right there
>>28194364
I leave my bedroom windows open all the time unless it's raining and water is getting in. the radiator is also always off and somehow my room is always warm
>>28194411
I was, best friends even. Then he went to uni and I become a pitiful NEET loser. Didn't really have the heart to talk to him for too long after that. It's just too shameful.
Yes or no? Desu original.
>>28194411
I was friends with a black person
he was the whitest guy I ever met
>>28194411
growing up most of my friends were black
>Mummy defending me coming out of the loony bin with irrepairable trust issues and anorexia by saying "you didn't die that's all that matters x"
THE FUCKING AUDACITY
>>28194473
>>28194411
if this is the same person I know who you are
Is there any worse smell than period blood, lads? My flat's bathroom is gut wrenching
>>28194411
There was only 2 black people in my year at high school. It's not even like my town is posh or anything, it's "well known" for its high teen pregnancy rate, in fact
>>28194411
Was like only a handful of black people at my school, none in my hear.
There was a cool, dark-skinned Indian though.
>>28194364
yeah the air isn't as crisp and refreshing as outside but it doesn't really bother me as I walk the hound quite a lot so get plenty of fresh air. I don't bring up mucus and shit these days, used to when I smoked resin, was always hacking up lumps of brownish lung butter.
>>28194499
Theres always time to prove her wrong anon
>>28194499
what was it like being in a psych ward? how long were you in for?
t.curious frogs
>>28194501
Don't know any blacks and I always use captial letters. Just want /britfeel/ to justify my figbux.
>>28194551
The only methods I trust are shotgun (lolengland) and hanging (been caught and resuscitated twice now, bad luck charm).
>>28194411
Never met one. Only ever been served in shops by them
>sweaty palms
>stomach constantly gurgling and general intestinal discomfort
>urge to shit often but only a little bit comes out
What's happening to me lads
Does anyone recognise these symptoms?
>>28194585
I'm bad with vague questions, ask as many specific ones as you can and i'll get on the laptop to type for you.
>>28194600
Sounds like UBF Syndrome mate
>>28194600
Knees weak, arms are heavy?
Vomit on your sweater already?
>>28194616
as in what did you do day to day? apart from sleeping ofc
just in general
>>28194600
Sounds like you had some of mum's spaghetti
>>28193888
>qt from home town
I don't know if I want watch it
>>28194623
>>28194665
>>28194623
>>28194665
But on the surface I look calm and ready to drop bombs
who else here on /snowwatch/?
Scotfag here, we've got almost two inches already and there's thick blizzards all the time. This isn't how seasons are supposed to work but snow is my absolute favourite so I don't give a fuck, feels so comfy
>>28194640
Not a lot honestly. It was all forced socialising with semi normie slags. It was a teen mental ward and pretty much everyone (9~ people) except me was anorexic. I was the only guy there and I was given the retard room to keep me away from the girls.
We had to sit down in the social area. I fucking refused point blank and stayed in my room all day. They lured me out with food and locked my door behind me so I just slept in the corridor. Was woken up to the blissful screeches of a young thot (about 22) screaming she thought I'd killed myself on her shift.
Jesus christ a memory I'd suppressed just came back. This creepy bitch about 50 deliberately walked in on me pissing even after she saw me go in the toilet and put the light on. She just stood there for a few seconds and said "Oh, sorry" and left but not without gawping the sick cow.
Fuck everything.
>>28191901
from young to old they all crave attention
all but a few are sluts lad
reckon poleaboo may have offed himself
>Kevin Bacon pretending to like the British people
>>28194640
>>28194759
It was fucking horrible at first and I was a little cunt on purpose. It got slightly more exciting as time went on because a girl who got caught trying to jump off a multistory car park was brought in alongside a bipolar girl. They were both really cool and we got on decently, but I cut contact for the best when I left.
We still had to do some forced schooling and meditation shit and fucking YOGA so I sabotaged it all by deliberate autistic giggling. Childish shit but I got put there on a section 2 (cant leave for a month) and they were threatening to extend it to a section 3 (up to 6 months and can be forcefully medicated) so I was as cunty as possible.
Place made me 10x worse. I'll never tell docs I wanna die again.
>>28194805
>british people only liking him because of bacon
>mmmmmm bacon
>Know nothing about e-sports
>Bet on them anyway
>Win pretty much every time
I don't even play mobas
>>28192909
Theres a reason for this, when you hear yourself speak its a lot bassier because its making your skull vibrate, but when you hear the recording, its without the extra bass, so that's why you sound different.
it's hailing pretty much all day today. WTF is happening with weather?
>>28194759
>>28194824
Man, you guys went to some really shitty psych wards. I'm American so I don't know if that makes any difference, but I went to a ward specifically for people age 18 to 30, the staff were fine, and most people were cool while at the same time having fairly extensive issues. Weird as hell they kept you away from the girls, the sexes intermingled plenty at mine.
>>28194824
>I'll never tell docs I wanna die again
weird
I told my doc about suicidal thoughts and plans for a period of 6months and they never suggested sectioning me inside (this is despite recent suicide+depression in the family)
Just drugged me up on SSRI's and doing CBT once a week
>>28194923
bloody global warming innit
>>28194759
>They lured me out with food and locked my door behind me so I just slept in the corridor.
Fuck me you must be a proper mong lad.
>>28194935
Both those posts are me, I just forget shit easily. We just had different rooms. During the day we mixed but at night, nah. We had to sit in our fucking rooms. I spent most nights just staying up staring out of the window hallucinating and feeling like I was floating away.
>>28194973
I don't know. I personally think it was a test, or a way to tell me to "sit down and shut up" due to muh disorder (borderline PD) sometimes they become "frequent fliers" to psych wards/A&E and if you scare them off early they might stay away. I also refuse all medication because it's all crude and shit, and therapy doesn't work on me.
>>28195006
I sniggered not gonna lie.
I hadn't eaten in about 4 days and I was even refusing starting to refuse water so they threatened to feeding tube me unless I came down to the eating area and had something to eat. They promised I could go back up there afterwards, but no dice.
>>28194973
Despite the horror stories on 4chan they only section if they think you'll REALLY do it and not looking for some attention/help.
>>28191298
Who /lockdownthursday/ on Really (freeview 17) here? 2spooky4me!
>>28191434
Why can only British, Irish and Chinese people play snooker? It's easier to get into than any other sport.
>>28195148
I think the British Isles are the only place that really cares, Chinese are just Westaboos.
>>28194789
Poleaboo hasn't been posting much today because he is quite caught up in Hearthstone (12 win arena run today) and in general is having fun researching topics related to his fetishes
Today there was also the driving lesson and NU-TRAXX so he has been quite busy
>>28195148
they are the places where it is most popular.
It's basically the home sport of china that's how much the chinks love it. Americans only like pool and everywhere just doesn't fucking care
>>28195148
I always see some guy called Trump playing, where is he from?
>>28191946
The guy would have been paying the bill anon, you realise she is a prostitute right?
>>28195219
Judd Trump is from Bristol
>>28191984
How do you know?
Oh fuck off robot you fucking prick.
The OP image has been really stale lately.
>>28192404
We've had hail every day and heavy snow today in between bouts of burning sunshine, pretty fucking weird.
>>28192550
If he respects you he would much rather you took her out than some nigger anon.
>Lactose intolerant
>Have dairy product
>Constantly non-stop fucking farting and feeling like I need to shit
JUST
>>28195302
Where are you from? It's pretty much this in Winsford all day. I'm mildly scared lads.
>>28194505
Shit, fish left in a bin, burnt hair, rotten cauliflower, loads of stuff m8.
>>28195320
oh god I hope she doesn't find niggers attractive tbqh
>>28195337
G
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How the FUCK is that not an original comment? Fucking robot prick.
E v e r y t h i n g i s b a d t b q h .
PS Now is such bullshit but I really want to play Dragon's Dogma again.
HELLO
I am the ghost of Troubled Joe
Hung by his pretty white neck
Some eighteen months ago
I travelled to a mystical time zone
But I missed my bed
So I soon came home
They said:
"there's too much caffeine
In your blood stream
And a lack of real spice
In your life"
I said:
"leave me alone because I'm alright, dad
Just surprised to still be on my own...."
>>28195524
hi
She must love another lad
I've not had a message off her all day
Its fucking painful mane, I wish i could put her out my head but i can't.
I don't want to track her phone but see ha-sent really given my any choice
>>28195524
Yay! What a time to check brit feel. Cheers lad.
I hope that office girl wears tights again tomorrow, I like her feet in them.
I might get some photos for you lads.
>>28195451
it's fine in ayr, just been a bit windy
>>28195610
Poleaboo would enjoy this
Big fan of tights, ordered 3 pairs myself, might go for another 2 or 3
>>28195683
You filthy fucking paki. Crossdressing is for petite white boys.
>>28195683
I tried a pair of tights on once and it didn't do much for me. I much rather see girls wearing girls clothes than me wearing them
>>28195666
https://youtu.be/OBrzjV8gDPEwho yer daddy
>>28195610
Naked feet are best. Nothing should cover a girls pretty little feet.
This is why summer time is best, FLIP FLOPS and other naked feet shoes.
NO TIGHTS, SOCKS OR OTHER CRAP THAT COVERS FEET.
>>28195736
I'm a paki, i prefer my white boys naked
who /huge tits/ here
>>28195832
I'm a white boy, I prefer my Pakis in Pakistan.
PAKIS OUT
>>28195831
Facebook tier meme-image that
>>28195866
I do love tits but i know a girl with wide hips and thunder thighs and that get's me worked up as we;
>>28195902
I prefer my paki's in whites senpai
>>28195905
I got it from 9gag lol. Do you wanna see more? Cause I got loads lol.
only had an orange and scrabbled egg in the last two days lads
feel so week
need to get some food in tomorrow
double niggerhitler
>>28195947
anon i fucking sighed and ree'd
i know the exact people who'd share this
>>28195944
>>28195947
>>28196118
Stop it right now Poleaboo
Too cold to not have a bf. Literally can't stand it.
Who /excitedforfilmnightbecauseitstheclosestthingtheyllexperiencetohangingoutwithrealfriendsonafriday/ here
>>28196142
Not Poleaboo but he feels that white bois shouldn't dish it out if they can't take it
>bot adds me on skype
>always accept just in case it's not a bot
>it's always a bot
I just want someone to talk to dammit
>>28196437
Seeing as it's due to white people that shitskins don't have to live in the mud anymore I think you should just smile politely and know your place in the future.
>>28196454
what's your username fampai
>>28196486
kek
Pakis built civilizations while Europeans were still rolling around in mud huts
>inb4 we wuz kingz
>>28196497Magneglok
>>28196486
I know my place senpaiit's with my dick in a white mouth
>>28196544
>we don't poo in tha streetz
Would like a brown boyfriend desu.
Just not an evil one like Polers.
>>28193298
I try to time my shits to happen before my shower. That way I can wash my asshole and make sure everything is clean.
Can someone give me advice on how to start smoking? Sort of want to as it might make my life slightly less empty, but I wouldn't know what to ask for etc.
>>28196697
Be less of a teenage girl please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu_SvWYeevk
me on the right
>>28196712
that's not very good advice desu
>>28196601
What about a very sickly off white colour?
>>28196697
Pot or cigarettes?
>>28196741
Cigarettes lad, too much of a robot to actually know any dealers
>>28196213
Would cuddle you tbfh
>>28196729
me on the left.
I remember seeing this shit on TV ages ago.
>>28196739
That's neat too.
>>28196762
mate dont do it
seriously
>>28196762
I smoke myself but I'd advise against it. It's not hard to start though, just go buy some and you can figure it out yourself.
Sleeping with a pillow behind me so I don't feel so alone desu
>>28196805
Just don't want to embarrass myself by asking for a gay brand of cigarettes, what type would you recommend?
>>28196817
>not being the big spoon
Pleeeeb
>>28196840
If you wanna be a normie go for "sterling fresh taste", if it's a slag serving you she'll over you a bj for some round back.
Holly was made for big paki cock
>>28196817
i'll sleep with you lad
x
>>28196840
Silk Cut is probably the most 'manly' brand and also Vogue if you want menthol. Just avoid Marlborough Red, JPS and Embassy.
>>28196918
sound. should i just ask for a lighter at the same place?
>>28196980
How do you not own about 10 lighters dotted around your house? I don't even smoke and I find fucking lighters everywhere.
bought a cross trainer today so hopefully I can lose some weight
>>28196919
>paki cock
>big
About as existent as Poleaboos chances of losing his virginity.
>>28197006
sounds a bit chavvy that. all I have in my house is a firelighter and a bunch of matches.
I'm obviously not going to start carrying matches around with me
might pay someone to cuddle with me
;_;
>>28197044
You can pay for someone to suck your dick. Why only cuddle
>>28197035
fair do, a firelighter though? what the fuck lad
>>28197035
Just ask for a lighter aswell you fucking autist.
>>28196544
Those paki civilisations collapsed though, while European civilisation conquered the world
>>28197071
i just want a cuddle desu
>>28197096
That's what I was asking, if everywhere that sells ciggies also sells lighters over the counter
>>28197078
this badboy. no idea what it's for, just sits in our cutlery drawer.
>>28197137
It won't be the same if you pay for it
Post location and I'll do it for free
>>28197168
For lighting your oven if the gas igniter on your oven is fucked.
>>28197168
oh right, i had mental images of like a tinderbox or flints or some shit.
>>28197131
>he hasn't seen demographic stats for western countries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r9V9v2QHjY
latest rant is out
>>28197170Swindon
oc
>>28197211
>White "men"
if you cunts are going to degenerate so quickly at least try to stay sexy
>>28197204
WTF are you on about, I'm talking about the 19th century
>>28197230
tbf downies and autism babies are a whole different sub-group of human
Horny as fuck. Who wants their bp destroyed?
>>28197211
>the toilet roll on the bed
>it has been there in every video i've watched
fucking hell, even I'm not this much of a degenerate
>>28197239
So you built a civilization that peaked a hundred years ago and will die out in another fifty?
well done fammaammamalaalm
>>28197269
>he's never shit the bed and needed a loo role handy
>>28197211
is it a tranny?
origiinalblox
>>28197020
Paki men are outbreeding white 'men'. Explain that.
>>28197211
Thank god you can't see the bab5 box set. Makes me ashamed to be a fan.
>>28197280
A civilisation that achieved more than any other in human history. Pretty decent desu
>>28197035
>sounds a bit chavvy that
You're trying to start smoking to be cool. It doesn't get more chavvy lad.
>>28196729
I'm so happy that bbc3 is kill, fucking cuck propaganda channel.
>>28197405
Because they are poor, religious and their women are uneducated. That's literally how that works.
Not sure what that has to do with cock size either. Everyone knows it goes BBC black men with the biggest followed by average white men then 4 inch Paki meat and finally tiny east asian dick.
>>28197430
I'm not actually, I'm starting because I'm fucking miserable and it seems to be relatively enjoyable.
Also I walk to work at half four in the morning every day, feel I may as well smoke to make it more enjoyable
belfastbot here,
went home to mummy and got rent money out of emergency fund I left with her.
Starting another bar job, in a restauraunt, full time. That and the gay bar work might make me enough money to afford rent and claw my way out of my overdraft.
Being a wagie really sucks though, i hate my life and don't know how to fix it
>>28197504
>their women
Wrong little boy, we're breeding white women.
>>28197531
"belfastbot" isn't going to become a thing lad.
you have to be some sort of sex offender to become a successful personality on here
>>28197531
Did you look into getting earplugs to block out the loud children senpai?
Post what you're listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcGYQYwqp0k
What genre is this song anyway? Apart from "hipster cunt"
>>28197556
Poleaboo is not a sex offender, such false allegations are very harmful to his character
>>28191769
Ay, you doing A level physics? AQA by any chance?
Anyone else /Alevels/ here? What are you studying? Which boards?
If you're doing Psychology you're a cuck
>>28197571
If Rape was made legal tomorrow Poleaboo would you go and give those polish bitches revenge?
>>28197531
hun?
origamano commendanda
>>28197581
Alright there youngfag.
>>28197570
I'd honestly call this Rhythm and Blues. Bluesy song, solid rhythm, heavy bass. It's not R&B though, obviously. Indie, I guess?
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2lViSiFPP4
>>28197563
Decided ill just come here and bitch about it instead.
Or play light music, that works too.
>>28197625
Top taig, not that it matters when both sides suck
>>28191367
i'm getting bored of being single trying to get a gf again but it's pretty tedious going on dates
who /comfy/
jest originawiem komment kurwa
>>28197597
>6 hour train ride to Aberdeen
>boyfriend who trains MMA
>no way to get them alone as they both live with 2+ other people
Probably not
>>28197629
Turned 18 in January, so at least I'm not underageb& anymore
>>28197667
Same here. I've been on this site since I was 10.
>>28197655
you have a strange flavor of comfy lad
>>28197678
Are you me? Same here man.
Started on /b/ when I was 10 or 11, moved to /v/ and /vg/ at 14, still mainly visit /v/ though.
I only come to /r9k/ once in a blue moon for the britfeel threads
>>28197667
fair enough, only turned 18 last august, though i'm a year ahead of you
>18 year old children are here
>>28197706
>>28197678
Fuck, we're all so young. What are you guys doing at the minute? 6th form? Jobs? College?
>>28197692
>implying /britfeel/ isn't the only good thing about this website
>>28197727
Was in uni, dropped out after a short time, currently working at a supermarket.
Going back to uni in september though.
>>28197692
That's exactly how I got here. I was googling suicide methods and found encyclopedia dramatica's page on "An Hero", learned about 4chan, and found my way to /b/
>>28197727
I've been totally NEET since I was 14 because of my fucked up mental health.
>>28197727
doing the leaving cert in 5 weeks
never did a CAO or applied for any colleges, I can feel myself digging a hole but I've no desire to stop myself
>>28197748
Fair dos. You going to Coventry by any chance?
>>28197655
we all know what those tissues are for lad
>>28197684
I bet these hills would have so many magic mushrooms growing there.
>>28197813
>implying
orig'i'''n''al '''com;''mentt
>>28197840
I remember this from years ago.
>>28197808
Nah, Glasgow, is that where you're going?
>>28197840
Imagine actually having enough money for this and spending it on a fucking waifu shrine
>>28197905
This is what happens when schizoid robots get rich. If they enjoy it, whatever, but fuck that image depresses me. That's basically accepting you're never going to change.
>>28197888
Yeah, already met some really decent people from there.
There's one dude in an open relationship with his girlfriend and we've already nicknamed him "King Cuck". Seems like my crowd of people.
>>28197905
>>28197924
>stop liking what I don't like. You should be another generic normtard and spend your money on shit that is normie approved
>>28198097
Shut the fuck up you contrarian retard I specifically said "If they enjoy it, whatever"
Textless posts wa dame da zo.
>>28194748
As far south as Warwickshire we had a brief flurry this afternoon that didn't settle.
Little fact about me. I don't actually know anyone named Jerry.
>>28198279
I wish I could read chex mix writing.
>>28198279
>that school tie
UNDERAGE OUT
Just stubbed my toe on the bathroom door lads. Almost woke everyone up.
>supposed to get paid today
>nothing gone in
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28199338
It's almost three in the morning mate. Wait until this afternoon at least.
just fapped to my runescape character lads
>>28199406
post it
bloxblox
>just finished Dark Souls 3
well that was a decent few days of escapism I don't usually get, now back to the endless void of sitting on 4chan 16hours a day
Stayed up all night so I wouldn't have to wake up early. Not sure it was worth it.
>>28191377
Gettin fuckin blazed
>>28191377
Just had my second wank tonight. Normally only have one once a week so it's weird to have multiple sessions in one go.
Do any of the nigger hour lads have lucid dream tips, my wayfoo keeps getting away
Wageslaves I summon you. ARISE.
> not long until April gets crossed off
How does that make you feel?
>>28202726
Nervous for what the future holds.
>>28203008
Its just the next thing to cross off
We don't have to do anything more than be cozy
Why is no one else in my house awake?
Morning lads. Got a plumber coming round today to work on my ensuite in an hour. Still pretty tired, would it be weird if I went back to bed after I let him in? He's not going to need or ask anything anything is he?
>>28204369
Don't go to bed whilst he's in the house you loon. I bet you wouldn't even offer him a cup of tea either.
>>28204375
It's not my house. I'm at uni in shared accommodation.
BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIIIIIGHT
WHY THE FUCK ARE 14U NOT ENOUGH FOR 4 CARB UNITS JESUS FUCK I AM UNDERWEIGHT, NOT A FAT TYPE 2
>>28204847
You've admitted that you're pretending and that you manage your babby disease just fine.
You can't just keep memeing after that.
>>28205001
>you have admitted
What, do I have a fucking tripcode or something you fucking retard?
>>28205613
>whingy diabetes twat
You don't need a tripcode
>>28205628
Sure you fucking paranoid retarded pleb.
The sheer uncontrolled rage from diabetes anon makes me snigger anyway. I say we keep him.
>>28205812
agree desu, certainly prefer him to the nonce lads
>>28205812
>keep him
I'm going to stay for as long as I want you retard
What up. Non brit here but I'm trying to curry the favor of a young exchange student from the UK. She's pretty much perfect in every way but sometimes I just can't get passed the way she talks. Here's a few things she's said:
>Last time I was on holiday I got the shits
Said in front of my friends at school, kind of embarrassing
>Just going to spend a penny and pinch a loaf
Said as she excused herself from our table at lunch
>Sometimes you just want a strapping bloke to bugger your faff-chute
Said after a few drinks when a muscle-head guy walked by
>I'd give his bollocks a snog
Said about the same muscle guy when he walked by again
Is this normal for British women or is she just an oddball
>first payday for my new job
>didn't get paid
>phone my bank
>"nothing's due to go in"
>check Twitter to see if there's a banking fault
>nothing
>phone my employer
>"we've all been paid"
>"okay, can you check you've got my account number right?"
>"uh, sure, but we probably have"
>they haven't
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP DESU LADS
>>28205903
The first one's sort of normal, the rest are hilarious and don't sound real.
If they are real then it's not really normal, no.
>>28205903
she's in canada because she didn't fit in here. nobody says this shit in england. she's probably doing it for attention, special little snowflake knows outdated english slang. how many more times will you post this before you man up and ask her out?
p.s. she's probably a lovely girl but you've made me hate her
Three thirty am in middle America
Nine thirty am In London
Played cod zombies for three hours after viewing
Deadpool (good movie)
Laying on couch
Comfy music playing
Took half a bar drank a pint
Feels good cousin
>>28205903
>Sometimes you just want a strapping bloke to bugger your faff-chute
>I'd give his bollocks a snog
Girls don't say this stuff to men they see even a lick of sexuality in. You're friendzoned,
>>28206000
Triplicate checked
>>28197211
when he takes off his glasses, oh fucking hell
>work in a grocery
>10quid an hour to do menial boring shit with no one bothering me
>see good stuff on sale
>hide it behind a wall of other products
>shift ends
>buy it for 70-80% discount
10quid cake down to 2. sorry normies, but all the good deals belong to me.
>>28206107
>work
>call others normies
>>28206164
not all wagecucks are normies m8.
Some of us actually have hobbies and a lifestyle that requires more than whatever pittance JSA or whatever gives.
>>28206164
>being a pleb
You're a normie yourself
>>28206188
>JSA
Anon what are you doing?
>>28206188
>Not having well off parents
Wew wagecuck
>>28206225
>40 year old virgin kills himself after spending all dead parent's wealth
oh let me guess your parents have millions and millions, and you are really buff and 6'1 and look like john travolta.
>trying to lie to save face on a chinese weaboo site
>>28206225
Most manchildren of your type get a gaymen PC and maybe TV but that's about it you pleb
Just dropped off a tub full of shrapnel at the bank and got 50 quid in my account. That's beers sorted for tonight
Anybody else look at their life as if it's a TV show or something?
Half the stuff I do or how I live I don't even recognise as my own. It feels like I'm watching myself do things, and the only time I'm doing something for real or expressing a real opinion is when I'm typing on a phone or desktop.
Every time I say things in person it's as if I've said them before I thought of them (although not in a stupid way, I generally say the right thing)
It feels like I'm acting my whole life, I'm an actor playing the role of me, but I don't know who me is meant to actually be.
No decisions I make really effect me. No girlfriend? Don't care. Somehow talk a girl into being my girlfriend, with words that didn't feel like they where mine? Don't care, keep the relationship alive with fake words and feelings? Don't care, break up? Don't care.
I've never really felt an emotion. I feel the same with my life as I do with someone's boring life on TV, I watch with interest but it doesn't effect me, for some reason my own life doesn't effect me.
Is this just self indulgent babble everyone feels or am I broken?
>>28206399
What video is this picture from again?
Saw it linked the other day
>>28206399
Do banks just take a shitload of coins and count them for you then?
Probably got about 300bong in coins that I've never bothered to do anything with
Poleaboo bought himself a chastity cage last night
45mm so one of the smaller ones, 30 quid found on "toy4naughtboys" so thanks for the link m8
Considering starting up a secret blog or tumblr to post about this stuff since I have quite a bit to get off my chest
Have never used tumblr for more than a few minutes but the format seems terrible to me
Though it would give me a bigger platform since I don't intend to circulate the links
>>28206489
You have to count them unfortunately.
They won't just take a bunch of coins, you have to tell them exactly how much they are worth
>>28206502
Or you can pour them into the machine and it counts them for youq
>>28206514
the tesco near me has one of those automatic machines. I want to go but it feels really shady to me for some reason
>>28206524
Supermarket ones will take a commission, something like 15%, better doing it in a bank
>>28206514
They cost though - they'll take a couple percent off the money you put in.
>>28206489
>>28206502
No my bank just has a machine where you throw in all your coins and it counts them for you. Good thing too because I had 1ps and 2ps and 5ps all mixed together.
>>28206543
Oh right, would be handy if mine had that, been saving pennies for about 7 years
>>28205903
Stop trying to force this meme
Yanks and pakis out
>>28206497
>secret blog
Won't work, we'll recognise your small paki dick immediately
>>28191549
Do you think everyone just has a bleached ass? It really doesn't look that bad.
>>28206403
You're broken but not unfixable. That sounds like dissociation to me. I get it too a lot. How traumatic has your life been?
mummy is taking me to see that new captain america movie today, i hope she lets me get popcorn :3
Just tried to stop myself cumming and cum came out anyway with even less pleasure than usual
JUST
>>28206835
I'm going to see that at 12:30, hopefully there won't be many people around since it's the middle of the day.
>>28206879
we couldnt get tickets to that showing, had to go for the 3:30 one, dreading it desu
I went to put my clothes in the washing machine but there were girls in the laundry room. What can I do?
I'm at uni btw, normally I take my clothes home for mummy to wash.
>>28206879
>>28206835
>watching capeshit
>>28206897
i cant help liking perfect people do super things
>>28206897
Me in the middle of that pic x
I want to stick my willy in a girl and make her love me
>>28206995
i want to do that but with a boy
>>28207020
Are you a poof or something
>>28207020
fucking degenerate poof
>Not liking boys
You guys fags or something?
>>28207039
>>>/pol/
If you're one of THOSE people
>>>/soc/
If you're just an epic normie trole
>>28207055
you should only be allowed to post in this thread if you actively use tinder/have a gf/have a job and are straight
fuck off degenerates, losers and retards
>>28207039
>on 4chan at 11am Friday
>Calls someone else a degenerate
Kek
>>28207065
Only allowed to post in an r9k thread if you have gf.
Son go back to int we dont need your Norman scum
>>28207124
hah, you do realise you are in britfeel? most of the posters here are normal guys, you are minority and unwanted
get fucked degenerate scum
>>28207124
>>28207055
I don't get this meme where a lot of gays on 4chan like boys that are effeminate to the point of them being basically traps. Are you all prison poofs or some shit?
So fucking sick of waiting on a company to send me a contract. It's been 10 days since i accepted their offer and they are stringing me along. I am 90% sure i will reject it anyway but i just want to see it first.
Thr sun is out but it's cold as shit
Fucking weather in this country pisses me off
>>28207142
It's such a shame you don't have an inherent right to live in 27 other countries, many of which have a generally warm, even Mediterranean climate.
>>28207136
They have no chance with any girl so they claim to like men (who oddly all look very female)
>>28207128
Go to int brit threads for other normal folk.
Britfeel is for losers, make Britfeel great again.
>>28207150
Yeah, you can just up sticks and fuck off at any time you like. Even better if youbee yourselfwhilst at it =]
>>28207152
It's weird that innit? Very strange
>>28207150
And because that's a viable option for me right now isn't it, stupid cunt with your smart arse comments, go fuck yourself
>>28207159
wrong my retarded friend, both threads are normal people, you dont even know the origins of this thread
>>28207161
>>28207164
Oh I'm sorry, I assumed that you being on 4chan in the middle of the day complaining about the weather meant you have little to nothing going for you and thus no real reason to remain her besides laziness.
My mistake.
>>28207142
I'm sick of waking up to the sun shining bright in the sky with no clouds and then having it fucking piss down with rain or snow at lunch time.
It has happened every single day this week.
>tfw you made horrible irrecoverable choices in life because you fell for the "any degree" meme
help me lads im straight but i've just woke up from an indepth dream about me getting my arse pounded, eating boipussy and sticking my dick in it. not entirely sure how i feel atm but im rock fucking hard
>>28207179
I enjoy it senpai, like putting in cheat codes to change the weather in GTA.
>>28207173
Shall I bee myself now or later?
>>28207197
It's a dream, don't take it too seriously. If you start having those kind of thoughts whilst wide awake then I'd be worried.
>>28207136
my hypothesis is that fear of women has evolved, where the effeminate boys are taking the women's (unfilled) positions, in a bid to oust them completely or render women redundant.
but i don't know because i'm not into boipussy, i'm just a weird hetero
>>28207213
>Shall I bee myself now or later?
Go be NEET in the sun, claim Spanish bennies and UK housing benefit for your flat in some Spanish town like all those poles do
>>28207136
They have such low self-esteem that they feel they have absolutely no chance with women, so they are drawn to men because they understand them better, and therefore believe they have an easier time of receiving affection from them.
There's also the point that furry males, traps, shota etc look absolutely nothing like 99% of actual males. so prison-gays get attracted to the feminine qualities of these characters and start thinking they're actually gay. They don't realize they aren't gay until they see the dude's hairy butthole being spread in front of their face in real life, then they start to question their sexuality a bit. So many kids these days grow up around that kind of art, futa, shota, basically girls with dicks and small or no tits yet it's somehow male.
>>28207195
I have a degree in English literature. Is yours worse than mine?
>>28207229
No, that's not right to me personally. I may be a weirdo on ESA but that's just a pisstake.
>>28207222
I could write a huge fucking essay about effeminacy in men and the causes and goals but I'm too tired. I don't think you're wrong but a lot of men are genuinely too straight for the boipucce charms to work on them.
>>28207234
I wouldn't doubt it. It's a weird situation, be interesting to see how it'll turn out in 20 years.
>>28207245
A 2.2 in French and Spanish
>>28207262
>2 romance languages
That's cheating!
>>28207234
what happens if i get hard from kissing a guy and get a boner?
>>28207136
I don't even irl though.
Last two crushes were a skinny guy with long hair, but he didn't look remotely girly, and a 6'3 blond guy with a bit of chub.
>>28207262
Mine is a 2.2 as well. Not sure if I'd rather have yours.
>>28207276
Can you stay hard all the way through sex and cum easily?
Are you attracted to random guys on the street?
Anyone else like to be listening to something constantly? Mostly music.
>>28207304
TV/streams are my background viewing. Don't like music
>>28207294
i havent had sex, i tried though, got scared and lost my boner,is that a thing?
>>28207294
I considered myself gay but I can't really say "yes" to both these questions. I get aroused to gay porn and stuff but I constantly lose my boner.
>>28206894
I always just went in and said nothing to them when I was at uni. Just looked at my phone or something.
I can relate though.
>>28207304
Cant go anywhere without headphones, sitting on the bus, drown out the fat Hamplanet inhaling diet coke behind you with music.
Walking into town, headphones to drown out the noise of the city.
At home, music to pretend your not cripplingly lonely it works anywhere
>>28207304
I keep my foobar library on shuffle but I have too many Ricky gervais podcasts so I'm normally listening to them. Sometimes I turn on Radio 1xtra
>>28206415
some vaporwave simpsons mashup
latest meme
>Listen to the normiecore "feel good friday" playlist on Spotify
>Smash Mouth All Star is the 2nd song
'Secret' of youthful looks in ginger gene
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-36133475
>be 27
>still get mistaken for a teenager
>years of bullying were worth it
>>28207274
>>28207287
It's a pretty shit feel
Been depressed since school and being at uni doing something I didn't see the point of made it worse
I thought there was so alternative so I just coasted along never revised went to about ten perfect of classes
No internships no society exec positions and only about three mates
>>28207389
>tfw we're going to live forever
>>28207349
radio 1xtra is the only good type of radio 1 tbdesuwithyou
They were talking about reddit on the wright stuff, lads.
Why do I even watch that show.
>>28207402
You're a student with a hangover and nothing better to do, I imagine
>>28207334
Anxiety is a thing yeah.
>>28207344
How are you gay if you're not attracted to random guys? Are you attracted to random women?
Here's a test for you shut ins who think you're gay and spet way too long wanking off to traps, trannies and delicious 2D boys banging each over. Download grindr (you don't need an account, but it helps for filtering) and see how many of them you'd kiss, cuddle and fuck
>>28207402
Were they REEEing at all the normies on there or what?
>>28207409
>How are you gay if you're not attracted to random guys? Are you attracted to random women?
Oh boy. I'm a bisexual misogynist for various reasons and life experiences and I'm 85% in favour of guys, 15% women.
>Here's a test for you shut ins who think you're gay and spet way too long wanking off to traps, trannies and delicious 2D boys banging each over. Download grindr (you don't need an account, but it helps for filtering) and see how many of them you'd kiss, cuddle and fuck
I did not turn myself gay/bi by doing that kind of thing, I was about 6 and upwards. I wouldn't kiss and cuddle any of those, I cannot feel love. Fucking is okay but it's just sensation seeking because I'm so fucking empty inside.
I'm just confused and mentally fucked.
>>28207402
I remember they were on about that CoD airport mission and some guy comes on and talks about reports how video game violence doesn't correlate with real world violence and that stupid fucking cunt Anne Diamond said something like "let's forget the reports and look at the facts"
Trash TV
>>28207441
She's right though, it's obvious that exposure to hyperviolent material at a young age will fuck people mentally.
Maybe that's why we're all so broken
>>28207409
well the things i have on my mind questioning my sexuality is that, i find guys attractive, just regular guys, even if they might have some feminine features or whatever, i can just find regular guys attractive, hair isnt off putting to me and can be attractive, but a guy has only made me cum once, i can get hard, kiss, cuddle, feel incredibly horny but his hand or mouth no matter how amazing it feels cant seem to stimulate my dick the way my hand can, i can cum in under a minute with my hand but can go on forever when he is using my dick
what does this make me?
This might be the year I kill myself lads, not sure yet. I've spent my whole life just winging everything with my lazy "It can wait until tomorrow" attitude.
I dropped out of college when I was 17 because I told myself "I don't want to be in debt with a degree I don't want". I was only half right, the debt thing is bullshit because the repayments are so insignificant however there really wasn't anything I wanted to do at university and I still don't want to go there.
I'm 23 and the idea of getting a real job just depresses the fuck out of me. I can't drive (well I actually can but I failed my test once and never tried again), I have no qualifications and no friends. I'm currently working for my dad in his little office in town on my own. He's an electrician and builder so I basically send out invoices, take deliveries of tools/materials and occasionally book people in if they come in requesting work.
My job is easy as fuck and I spend most of my day reading a book, lurking 4chan, playing hearthstone on the laptop or watching whatever shit is on TV for minimum wage. I know can't do this forever, I'm still living at home and it actually depresses me, I feel like a loser.
I basically can't do any other job since the thought of answering to somebody or following orders makes me sick. I briefly worked at PC World after college and wanted to kill myself every single day because the general public are morons, all of my collegues were normies and I was tired of listening to some faggot who was only a couple of years older than me tell me what to do.
I probably have it a lot better than a lot of people in this thread but it still doesn't change the fact that I'm pretty sick of life since every single day has been the same for the past 4 or 5 years. The only thing that keeps me going is new videogames and the odd TV show.
/blog
>>28207451
>hyperviolent material at a young age will fuck people mentally
Will it fuck them forever? I found /b/ at age 10.
>>28207463
a normie fag
>>28207409
>download grindr ands ee how many of them you'd kiss, cuddle and fuck
I did this before and it was zero. No cute traps or femboys in my area sadly.
>>28207451
not just violence in video games, but extreme porn, gore, spookypasta etc. all contributes to desensitisation.
>>28207463
You're attracted to guys and they make you horny
You're a faggot who has spent so long wanking your body is only used to that sensation. Cut down on it m8
>>28207463
A death gripper. Stop gripping so fucking hard and getting off to porn. Your dick will be right after a few months.
>>28207487
Just read about that and it actually makes me quite confident I will last more than 30 seconds if I ever have sex.
>>28191901
next time you get a girl, even if you think you've found a perfectly normal one, ask about her sex history. You'll regret it
>>28207451
Video games are not "hyperviolent exposure"
Direct exposure is not the same as passive exposure by the way.. And no, pressing some buttons doesn't stop it being passive exposure.
>>28207487
but it feels so fucking good
>>28207502
There comes a point where it's tedious though. Thrusting for 30 minutes unable to cum is not fun for anyone.
>>28207527
Then pick what you want, either hardcore faps or the ability to cum with other men. You can't have both.
Also how the fuck does wanking feel good to you? I feel almost nothing until I cum. Fucking ROOOOOOOOOOOO.
>>28207536
>I feel almost nothing until I cum.
Me neither. Not even a cutfag before people claim that shit.
>>28207542
Me either. Uncut, no phimosis or anything.
You have any ideas or reasons why?
>>28207536
i love masturbating, i love keeping myself on the edge of cumming in near bliss before finding the perfect material and blowing my load, cumming buckets
>>28207518
Why defend them?
Pretty much everyone plays them, and just look at us.
If I ever have to raise a kid, there's no chance they are playing vidya.
>>28207548
I used to have phimosis. Don't anymore, but maybe thats what caused it.
>>28207481
>sheltered suburbanites desperately searching for real trauma in their lives
That's right, seeing scary pictures is as bad as being shelled for a week in a trench. Thanks for this generation of faggot numales, /tumblr/.
>>28207561
>Pretty much everyone plays them, and just look at us.
>every one plays them but look at this small group of people, see what happens?
>>28207561
>Pretty much everyone plays them, and just look at us.
That's a bias m8
Look how many turbo normies played the CoD in question and GTA.
>listening to normiecore and feeling almost like I'm getting a slice of that oblivious pie
JUST
>>28207570
Normies will have a game of fifa or cod online, that's it.
We all play an unhealthy amount of them, and often in an anti-social context.
Anyone else get slightly turned on when they catch their own dick in the mirror?
Quite proud of it.
>>28207576
I think the difference is that they go outside and socialise, whereas for many of us, these violent games are one of our main activities.
I'm not going to stop playing them or anything, I just wish I had been brought up without them/with limited access.
>>28207595
No because I have a chode
>>28207595
I hate my dick because when I'm flaccid it's like 2 fucking inches long yet when I'm hard it's a 7.
I hate being a grower. I'd happily accept a smaller dick in exchange for it not being tiny when flaccid.
I'm getting more degenerate with age. I used to be so vanilla and "normal" during my early 20s
I wanna wear nappies and those big animal pyjama things. Sounds like it'd be comfy as fuck
>>28207609
Wait, really? Show us.
>>28207598
You've been getting your rewards from vidya rather than IRL stuff, that's why you're sad. Vidya is easier than IRL, that's why you took the path of least resistance. Violence has'nt got anything to do with it, numbnuts. This is clearly your real problem.
>>28207441
Anne Diamond really is a cunt. Her opinions seem to be typical old woman hiding from anything strange or unpopular. But the worst person they have on there is that Yasmin Alibhai-Brown. She's a complete and utter fool.
The scottish girl with the laptop is cute as fuck, though.
>>28207667
>Her opinions seem to be typical old woman hiding from anything strange or unpopular
All me x
>>28207637
Nah, just a small dick.
>>28207648
I agree with that completely, but I don't think that means the violence isn't an issue.
Seems clear to me that regularly consuming violent content from a young age will have some affect on the brain.
>>28206164
Mate he works at a grocery. Not a grand life that.
>Added someone on steam who's local to me
>He stopped replying
I'm not gonna make it. I can't stop overanalysing everything.
>>28207569
Shut the fuck up, you piece cowardly shit.
You clearly see through the entire world through your tiny fucking part of the internet, and have no clue what the ever loving fuck you're talking about.
Kill yourself, you will not be missed.
>>28207712
I added someone from here on steam who is local and he's lovely and qt. Fairly sure he likes me too.
Never give up!
My hard drive started making grinding noises, there's over 1tb of games on there. Why does this have to happen now I'm a neet and can't afford new things
>>28207808
BACK THAT SHIT UP ASAP LAD
>>28207808
give it a bit of TLC and it'll be good into the future. this is the first discipline of being NEET... look after your things! they are precious!
>>28207824
I don't have anywhere to back it up to, gonna call my mate and see if I can borrow his external for a backup until I can get a new drive. Never making the mistake of getting a seagate drive again.
>>28207826
I look after my pc mate, only had this drive for 6 months and I got it as a replacement when my last one failed. Seagate drives are a waste of money. Might see what I can do to extend it's life a wee bit, I just need to keep it going till till next friday when I get my neet bucks.
Poleaboo just made the first post on his sissy tumblr
Doesn't like the format though, can't post an image and text together
The site also seems to be more geared towards sharing images than text
Might just do a regular blog again
>>28207859
>only had this drive for 6 months
It's probably still under warranty then.
>>28207871
You going share the tumblr? Or is it more like a personal dairy?
>>28207871
You can't make this shit up. Are you a figment of some NEET's imagination?
>>28207891
Not going to share, I have a lot to get off my chest, I'm going to be very explicit, both in text and graphically
>>28207901
I still think poleaboo is a very bored eng lit drop out or some shit. His whole story feels too good to be true.
Whatever, it makes me feel better about my life fake or not.
>>28207901
The answer is yes. No proof has ever been shown that poleaboo exists and any requests for such are always answered with "it was posted last month".
>>28207917
Why not do something like that offline? Why put that shit online? Even if it's going to be a private blog, why risk it? There are software you can download for offline dairy and shit.
>>28207872
I'd rather just pay the money and get a drive that isn't gonna fail in half a year, I'll go into cex with that one and trade it.
>>28207934
He's posted his court case summons letter back in the day. That's the only proof I ever saw though. But what else could he post?
>>28207920
>His whole story feels too good to be true.
Not really
Poleaboo is full of regrets
>>28207934
no one would have paid attention in the first place if no proof was posted
>>28207944
Same reason as the original blog
Posting it online, gets it off your chest
Keeping it in a private diary, keeps it bottled up
>>28207955
Yeah sure, but you might as well get it fixed lad. What you do with it after is up to you.
>>28207958
Posted university suspension letters
Bail letter
McDonalds uniform
Nudes of girl
Girls were doxxed
>>28207966
>Posting it online, gets it off your chest
>Keeping it in a private diary, keeps it bottled up
Sounds like you want to be caught and for someone to find it. These online blogs are part of the reason why you fucked your life up.
I always felt some kind of turning point would occur in my life.
Im not so sure anymore.
>>28208004
>I always felt some kind of turning point would occur in my life.
You make to make it occur yourself. It won't fall onto your lap.
>>28207463
Because you brutally shaft-jacked your mutilated dick over prolonged time so now it's numb.
>>28207975
>>28207958
>h-he posted it
kek this old lie again
So where is it? Where is all this mysterious evidence that doesn't exist?
>>28207934
>No proof has ever been shown that poleaboo exists
Poleaboo is a creation of /britfeel/ many people post using the name Poleaboo and using the same third person writing style.
Poleaboo is all of us, not a single person.
>>28208070
Look through the desustorage archive mate, I can't be arsed to dig it all up.
>>28208070
Here
https://fgts.jp/b/thread/613192745
New thread when?
Someone make it bloxlcockocxjnjvocjnx
>>28207871
Post to cuteboys slut thread. Need more chocolate sissies there
I can't believe there's still people that think poleaboo is a real person, same with tildeanon, all just one elaborate troll
>>28208138
>cute boy
>this paki ever a 'cute boy'
kek mate, they'd tell him to fuck off
>>28208144
i've spoken to tilde on skype, it's a hell of a lot of effort for a troll.
>>28208152
They're all ugly as fuck. Which is why they do neck down shots exclusively.
Attractive guys don't slut out on prison-gay forums.
>>28208097
>just trust me it exists
lol
>>28208180
He posted the letter, but it looked like he typed it himself in Word
>>28208180
Sorry for not spoonfeeding a newfag
>>28208165
pakipoo isn't even skinny like the lads who post neck down posts. nigga is skinny fat. he has no hope on cute boys
>>28191298
just bought the nathan drake collection, ratchet & clank and killzone shadowfall
what am I in for lads?
>>28208220
>Nathan Drake Collection
Perfectly serviceable, arguably fun video games on a linear path. Solid writing etc.
>Ratchet & Clank
Assuming it's the new one, haven't played it, but it reviewed and sold extremely well
>Killzone Shadow Fall
kek
should i go for a walk in the woods?
>>28208210
Clothes cover up most of the body anyway
>>28208220
Uncharted is pretty fun desu, if you like linear action games, it's one of the best series for that. Solid series.
The other two I have never played.
Why does poleaboo not post on his blog anymore :(
>>28208318
Are you a newfag? His bail conditions are that he's banned from the internet. If he posts on his blog he'll taken down to the slammer.
>>28208019
not cut desu
>>28208257
Sure, you might be in for a big surprise
>>28208385
Fuck off pakiboo don't threaten me I have enough issues going outside as it is
>>28208247
Why kek on shadowfall?
>>28208385
I see what you did
oc
>>28208428
>Why kek on shadowfall?
Not him, but probably because it's a great big steaming pile of shite.
>>28208450
eh I only paid 6 quid so I'm not too fussed
bit of choccy then bed for me! night lads!
I GOT A JOB
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>>28208720
what jibbity job laddo
>tfw no britbf to play willy wars with
>>28208733
Cashier at a betting shop. I'm over the moon.
>>28208741
Seems okay. What are hours and pay like?
>>28208740
>tfw when you used to have willy wars with your mates on sleepovers
>>28208791
37.5 hours at living wage.
>>28208741
>retail
you'll want to kill yourself within 2 weeks
>>28208795
greentext, lad
>>28208800
Bookies is hardly retail but I know what you mean, till work is soul destroying
>>28208810
What about it lad?
87
>>28208822
There aren't many jobs that aren't soul destroying. It's a case of finding one that is the least soul destroying. Retail/cashiers is one of the worst but if you have no qualifications there's little else you can hope for.
>>28208842
as in, give us a greentext about the time you played willy wars
>>28208871
It was a joke lad
>>28208891
thou art a scoundrel
>>28208849
Cashiers and retail jobs will all be automated within the next 10 years anyway.
>>28208871
>went round to friends house with a couple others
>he suggests that we turn the lights off and play willy wars
>ok
>we whap our tiny cocks together
>laugh about it for the rest of the evening
none of us turned out gay tbf
>>28208902
Which is why he needs to get in now, so he can be assistant manager when that happens
Had a horrible experience with an Escort from the AW site. I've put a side by side comparison.
The pic on the left is part of a set she has on AW right now, the pic on the right is what showed up at my hotel.
And she has the cheek to charge 140 quid an hour, should have told her to fuck off when she knocked on the door, but little head wouldn't let me.
>>28208937
Make sure you put that as a review on ukpunting lad.
>>28208900
>tfw weak chin and can't grow a decent beard
>>28208965
>tfw can grow beard easily but too much hassle to keep it looking good
easier to just shave completely every few days
>>28208937
I would never go with someone who has "professional grade" photography
>>28208957
I already left a review on punternet
>>28208937
How'd you grab that snap lad? Most prossies i've been with are very careful about not letting pictures be taken.
>>28208937
>>28209005
That's Luton for ya m8
>>28209006
>How'd you grab that snap lad?
I had already set the camera up before she arrived. She was fully aware I'd be filming as it was previously discussed.
lads which should i torrent? the simpsons or king of the hill?
>>28209068
Neither. What is this? 2008?
>>28209068
Just stream it like a normie
>>28209086
>>28209092
ok then so lets just assume i am gonna stream it - which one fellows?
>>28209096
Just watch anime.
>>28208937
>Sorry guys. Had to hide my feedback due to some spiteful person putting my personal details on there
Or maybe because you're a fat fuck using false advertisment
>>28209096
The simpsons of course mate, as long as its not any of that newshite
>>28209053
How many prossies you seen? 7 for me, then stopped as it was expensive, addicting and chewing into my bennies too much.
Fucking pissed they deleted my adultwork account for inactivity. I was going to see one a few months back but canny be arsed with making a new account with no feedback.
If black genes are dominant then why do I a half black half white person have white skin and straightish hair? Explen nao
>>28209162
Probably because you sit inside shitposting all day m8
>>28209170
Nope
I'm a /out/ fag
Poleaboo just dressed up in all the girls clothes that had arrived so far and masturbated
he came in around 5 seconds of rubbing his boy clit
Severe regret regarding so much money on this shit considering I could have just masturbated ordinarily to kill those desires and achieved pretty much the same result in terms of pleasure
Gotta remind myself that the money doesn't matter, I didn't earn it, it's free and endless supply of NEETbux courtesy of the tax payers
Liked the tights and corset
The top was alright
But the skirt and petticoat weren't fun, though the purpose being they should make it more difficult to play with by boy clit, should wait until the sissy panties arrive before casting final judgement
>>28209195
Go theeeeere
>>28209208
>rubbing his boy clit
>>28209237
Will you hold my hands and come with me?
>>28209208
should have came all over the clothes and sold it to other degenerates for 2x the money on craigslist/ebay
>>28209257
As long as there's not a lot of hills. My poor legs can't handle them
>>28209208
how much bennies do you get per month?
Starcraft question on Fifteen to One
Made me smile
>>28209267
I'll carry you senpai
I am fat as fuck. Pls help.
>>28209208
I don't get the Poleaboo meme can someone please explain it to a newish faggot?
>>28209290
Sounds lovely tbqh
Maybe we could cuddle and lewd under the stars
>>28209273
210
not great but it's still 210 more than I need
>>28209312
210 is great considering you live at home with no bills. It's basically ALL disposable income.
>>28209302
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
Read up.
>>28209302
No one understands Poleaboo
>>28209302
Paki films a polish woman taking a shit and gets arrested for it
>>28209306
What's your email slut
>>28209375
I'm not qt, and you probably live in LONDON or something
>>28209145
I've honestly lost count, I'm 30 and saw my first Escort when I was 20. and at one point was seeing them every week.
Really couldn't guess how many
>>28209298
Stop eating so much crap and get some exercise.
There you go, helped.
>>28209393
>and at one point was seeing them every week.
Shit lad, how were you affording that? Good job?
>>28209393
Picture?
>and you probably live in LONDON or something
Rude.
I live in Nottingham
>>28209312
shocked it's not more I'm on 900 for autism and anxiety
>>28209418
>Shit lad, how were you affording that? Good job?
You could say that, yeah. Plus I have no rent or mortgage to pay, because my parents gave me one of their houses when I was 19. Also no children or girlfriend/wife to support.
>>28209473
I'm just on regular JSA
Haven't applied to be assessed for ESA
>>28209473
>autism and anxiety
You can still be declared fit to work with both those. You need some serious form of it to get ESA or be good faking shit to get on it.
>>28209484
why not? you could probably afford to move out if you got it
>tfw Universal Credit
>>28209477
Living the dream senpaitachi.
>>28209473
Really? I suffer with depression,anxiety and aspergers but I was diagonosed with aspergers after I turned 16 so I probably wont get any extra monies.
How much extra do you get for anxiety?
>>28209537
no idea I just know the total, 400 from PIP for autism 500 from ESA for autism & anxiety
I JUST WANT AN AVG GIRLFRIEND. NOTHING SPECIAL. BUT THE ONLY PERSON I PROB HAVE A CHANCE WITH IS A FUCKING UGLY CHICK.
I'm 19 and a kissless virgin. Should i just find an "escort" from Craigslist?
>>28209605
>I'm 19
Your life hasn't even started yet. Stop worrying.
>>28209605
>19
You're still a kid.
>>28209619
>>28209626
At what age is being a virgin creepy?
New thread
blox 876543
>>28209632
>>28209632
>>28209632
