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It's neets all the way down edition.
Who /sheffield/ here?
>>28181996
Last time I was there I didn't see a single white kid. Nothing but brown muslims. Was I just in the wrong part of the city?
I am tired
On my way to Universty of Grantham (aka Normie Universty)
>>28182733
>Universty of Grantham
Literally where?
>>28182733
Literally never heard of that uni in my life
I can't believe it, lads! My kettle has broken right when I was about to make myself a morning cuppa!
Thank goodness for Argos Fast Track. I can order a replacement kettle and have it delivered straight to my home. And, for even more convenience, I can have it TODAY at a choice of delivery slots. As I'm ordering before 1pm, I can choose to have it delivered TODAY at either 2-6pm or 7-10pm! Same day delivery all for only 3.95! Incredible!
What will you fast track today?
>tfw seen Civil War early
I have decided that halo reach is my favourite game i have ever played. Thinking about it'sadmittedly not very deepstory gives me chills
'Negative. I have the gun'
Gives me chills lads.
>they're turning Big Ben off
How the fuck do we tell the time now if we've got no bongs?
>>28184006
tempted to go by myself desu
Post waifus
>>28184103
Good taste, hope it gets on the Xbone marketplace soon
>>28182653
think that's bad? go leicester, only white minority city in britain
>>28184120
It's pretty good. People will hate on it because MUH CAPESHIT, but it's a decent movie, the set-pieces are fucking great, and it actually feels like a Captain America movie where these other dudes show up, rather than Avengers 2.5
>>28184130
Buy it on disk/xbox.com website anon. Its backwards compatable
>>28184308
I have it on disc but it's scratched to shit, I did try to buy the 360 version on the website but it wouldn't load. I've heard it doesn't work very well on the Xbone too so I might wait until it's properly added and see if they've sorted out any issues
>renting a flat on a "development"
>my flat is top floor
>can see posh detached houses next door
>one is owned by some ex-army officer
>constantly complains to my landlord that i'm being noisy and having parties
>now on a final warning before eviction
what am i supposed to do desu
>>28184363
stop being a noisy fucker
>>28184336
Try putting the disk in. From what i understand so long as the xbone understands its halo reach on the disk it downloads the game from the market place
>>28184363
How about stop being noisy and having parties you tit
>>28184363
stop being such a noisy cunt
>>28184399
>>28184446
>>28184448
I'm not though? I don't even have a friend.
>>28184462
hmmm
well there's no smoke without fire lad
why don't you go over and talk to him about it?
>>28184462
Explain to your landlord that you're not noisey? Maybe ask the army bloke what his real issue is
>>28184480
I did try, he just told me that I was trespassing and that he'd call the police if I didn't leave.
From what I've heard from the guy beneath me, he just really resents young people.
>>28184498
fair enough, just speak to your landlord then
>>28184498
Take a shit through his letter box then lad
>>28184498
Just tell your land lord you tried talking to him but he's been a cunt about it
If you get kicked out set off some fire crackers in his garden
>>28184130
Waifuposting from work and only have the pictures on my phone to choose from. Such is wageslave life I guess.
>>28184498
Confront the guy making complaints.
>this fucking nigress next door blasts unintelligible african music that can be heard outside or by nearby houses
Can there be a fucking cancer worse than these apes?
Like, there should've been a referendum to get rid of these colonies and send them back to south africa or whatever.
They make pajeets, romanians, pakis and chavs look like complete saints in comparison.
>>28181996
Near enough, lad. Between Rotherham and Sheffield in the countryside.
>>28184103
Got it in the 360 right this minute.
Kat and Jorge were the only ones I like really.
>>28184585
Is she fit m8
>>28184596
I liked six.
Thinking about getting a shirt that says "SEND THEM BACK" on it, would be pretty edgy. People would think it's about immigrants or something but in reality it's about subpar hors d'oeuvres in the restuarant.
got a donner wrap in the fridge from yesterday, might whack it in
>>28184678
you should get a shirt that has this explanation on it
it will be a next level of irony
>>28184130
Might go and get tested for autism desu.
>courts rule expats not allowed to vote in EU ref
>case brought by a mr shindler
pure coincidence
I got a girlfriend today lads. And it was so straightforward that literally any autistic capable of stringing a sentence together can do it. So let me explain...
A guy at work was telling me about his pregnant wife and if it would be ok to rearrange our shifts so I can be here when he has to take her to the hospital. No problem, I'm not doing anything else. Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. And you know, I didn't until I answered the question.
But I said yes. I now have a girlfriend, she works at a primary school and we've been together since year 10. I joked about it with him and said that she's always on at me to go on holiday but with these shift patterns it's too difficult, he laughed and agreed. So that's it, I am no longer a hhkv, I have ascended to the lofty heights of honorary normie.
>>28184729
My dad told me i got diagnosed with autism when i was little. It would explain alot of the hang ups and issues i have
I think my mum hid it from me because she has a stigma against retards
>>28184796
you getting the autism bennies mate (400 p/m)
>>28184778
Impressive that you came up with that bullshit on the spot lad
>>28182733
>pleb university.
>>28184821
Do you need a professional diagnosis to claim autism bennies?
>>28184830
Every university is open for the thetes, the only one I can think of that won't let just anyone join is Cranfield because it's run by the military.
>>28184109
Dont worry you have a new 2 squillion investment fund for the comfort and joys of Paramount london, whilst the rest of the Country is left behind another say ten too twenty yrs, im sure dave will take care of you in to europe lads.
>>28184827
Thanks.
It feels really good to say.
>someone took a rank shit in the reception toilets and now everyone out there is visibly uncomfortable
jej
>it wus ol scotmans calling
>>28184778
congrats anon
I'm glad you're happy
>>28184610
>nigress
>fit
are you fucking stupid?
>>28184677
I always thought he was a bit of a prick, honestly.
>>28184156
Tfw you actually go to that uni.
I will confirm I am a minority and I am white
r you lot r boring as fuck, you must work in government exchange bank or something, GOSH!
Descriptive conceptualisations aye lads.
>>28184778
kek, well played lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44
>>28184851
yes, self diagnoses are inaccurate and not recognised by the government
>>28185078
Can a therapist give himself a diagnosis or is it like in the Sopranos where she visits her own therapist?
>>28185086
has to be someone else
Riveting thread today lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M9cypF0Pyk
ere lads leaving present
>doesnt know whos leaving.
yet.
>get put on olanzapine
>gained 2.5 stone in 2 months
well shit, guess I'd better start exercising before this gets out of control.
>>28185154
Yes, but that would be no surprise with a quality contribution like that
fagoots lads
ere last one, think!, um, just think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSx3ySvsHn0
>>28185095
Can you do it?
I don't think they'll bother looking into your qualifications.
>>28185243
you have autism anon, now screencap this and get your claim with PIP started
>>28181996
Glossop here. Seems to have remained Paki free thankfully
lads what is ur favourite fish n chip ??
>>28185295
Salmon fishcake desu
>>28185295
fish n chips obviously
Got my local to myself lads. Just me a pint of stella and 2 open fires crackling in the backgound. Anyone else this comfy?
>>28185344
Looks like a right grotty shithole
>>28185344
how do you afford the beer if u r neet
>>28185344
enjoy your dead liver and rotting digestive system
>>28185367
I never said I was NEET. Can't be this comfy being NEET.
>>28185344
>it's the spastic with the gremlin hand talking about his shitty pub and equally shit taste in lager
Good for you mate, I just popped a load of oxy and valium gonna get a few cans of kronenbourg and sunbathe in the park with my boy john
>>28185344
not a fan of the decor, looks a bit grotty
enjoy your pints
>>28185379
Will do lad. It's well paid for!
Was just at the BENNIECenterPlus lads.
They have evidence I'm not disabled. They want their NEETbux back.
What do I do?
>>28185422
are you disabled?
>>28185422
What evidence?
And they'd literally arrest you for that, so stop talking daft
>>28185344
>the unending tension of the fact that anyone could wander into that shithole at any second
>comfy
come on m8
>>28185396
Not here to rustle jimmies lads. Enjoy the park. It's been fucking snowing here.
>>28185433
>>28185428
They don't believe I have fibromyalga anymore lads ;_; They just don't understand :(
>>28185453
why not fake something easy like autism or schizophrenia
>>28185467
faking schizo can keep you locked up in care for months on end
>>28185489
yeah and it'll get you bennies for life
just started pic related lads
>>28185467
is it too late to do this now lads
are the police going to arrest me
idk wat to do
pratically got kicked out the benniecenter
>>28185453
>They want their bennies back.
Don't tell me you just made that shit up without any medical evidence.
They only ask for their shit back in cases of fraud, unless you just mean cancellation.
>>28185529
>working laps and biceps
>trap
This will get you hench.
>>28185549
IIRC you get blacklisted (i.e it'll be near impossible to get bennies) and you'll have to pay it all back at like 20 quid a month
don't worry anon, just start looking for a job so you can pay it back
>>28184498
Explain to the landlord, maybe make a complaint about it being harassment? Ask citizens advice/Shelter what your rights are lad, theyve been really helpful before when ive had to ask them stuff.
Would the guy downstairs be willing to vouch for you that youre not loud? Surely if anyone would complain about noise it would be the one below you
Pub trivia!
What was this item used for?
>>28185569
i need my NEETbux
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28185562
>he doesn't want to wrestle with a trap only to be overpowered and raped
>>28185549
This calls for a failed suicide attempt for attention. I'm sure youre quite adept at failing so I have faith in you lad
>>28185584
sorry bud, unless you can prove you have the illness you said you have you won't be getting bennies any time soon - start looking for a job
>>28185584
No you don't, you stupid cunt.
>People who buy anime figures, booze, weed, junk food shit on ESA.
>I struggled for almost a year and a half to get it and get it cleared for my disability because of cunts like you, just so I could eat properly and have a roof over my head.
>Reported my sisters friend because he was a middle class faggot claiming depression so he had extra weed money courtesy of his law mummy.
>Has to pay it all back.
Have fun at work desu
>>28185579
Roasting popcorn over the hearth, obviously.
>>28185629
Dude.........that isn't it. But amazing answer!
>>28185422
>>28185453
>>28185549
DOLESCROUNGERS BTFO
>>28185579
It's the world's biggest spoon award, given to anyone who pisses their money away in a shithole like that.
>>28185584
WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR ARSE, STOP TAKING DRUGS AND GET A JOB
>>28185422
>>28185453
>>28185549
it's scummy little cunts like you that mean people with real disabilities don't get the help they need
enjoy work
>>28185609
>>28185616
I don't want to be a wagecuck
>>28185714
if you can't pay it back it's prison for you anon
>>28185725
That's better than being a wagecuck
>>28185714
say hi to poleaboo for me in the slammer mate x
>>28185714
unfortunatly your lying has forced you into a situation where that's your only option
There must be a way to solve this so I get my bennies reinstated
>>28185763
No mate. You get a job and pay it back or you could face prison time. Not even joking. you might want to polish up your CV.
>>28185422
>They want their NEETbux back.
That's not how it works. You only have to pay them money you've received after they have deemed you fine.
>>28185763
there isn't once you get caught lying once you're fucked, your options are
get a job and pay back what you stole
don't get a job and get sent to prison since you can't pay it back
the only way it would get reinstated is if you can prove you have fibromyalga
How to solve the Northern Ireland - Ireland conflict
Relocate Ireland to the USA
>Irish are most loved by Americans
>Americans will welcome Irish with open arms into their homes
>America has plenty of land to accommodate Ireland as 51st state
>Ireland can have real safe Irish state surrounded by friendly states
>Plastic paddy yanks will no longer have to spend billions on tourism to visit their heritage land
>Transportation cost will be minimal compared to the st pattys day tourism
>British will get their land and life back
>British isles will again be peaceful without foreign influence
>Potato prices will go down, inflation will go down, whole world will be happy
Thoughts on this lads?
>>28185763
None at all. Tbh I've struggled enough with the benefits system to advise you on it pretty well and tell you who to phone and what to say next to make it certain you'll get your bennies.
But I'm not going to, because fibro is the most made up sappy scam shit ever and I knew a faggot in college who used to claim for it and there was zero wrong with him.
Wagecuckery awaits.
Could I claim jsa and pay them back with bennies
>>28185763
watching a bennie scroungers demise is one the best things on this planet
get a job get fucked in jail fucko
>See britfeel thread
>Sage in options field
>Hide thread
>Continue browsing
>>28185529
Is your life that sad and pathetic that you're going to go through all that crap just so some greasy prison-gays can give you some sense of shallow validation?
>Actually believing this
People who lose their fake NEETbux will be planning to kill themselves, not dancing like a monkey posting REEEEEEEEE on britfeel.
>>28185818
no since you've commited fraud you void your rights to get any type of benefits
>>28185813
Aren't we NEET friends? Go on lad, tell me what I need to do to get the bennie pipe flowing again.
>>28185671
>>28185629
It was filled with hot coals and and rubbed over the masters bed to make it warm.
>>28185857
No, lol.
I'm not friends with fakeNEETs who blow it on useless shit and fake illness.
Still got the pub to myself. Went out back to see some friends
>>28185874
hey anon, not that guy but I'm curious what you're on I'm on PIP & ESA (got my assessment in a few days)
>>28185887
Stella, midday on a thursday. You tying one on lad? Warming up for the footie later or something?
>>28185887
Do you only ever drink pikey shit?
Stella really is bottom of the barrel dreg shit
>>28185874
It's a legit illness brov
Alright lads here's the situation
I bought one of those Chicago town stuffed crust pizzas at the Weeke d and forgot about it and now it's fully defrosted
Spent 10 mins trying to peel this raw dough off the sheet and somehow slide it into the o en despite it being sticky as fuck
Had to use a fuck load of flour
Only I'm retarded so I forgot to put anything on the move grill so now it's sat like the world's floppiest cock and it's oozing between the grills so I just thought fuck it and turned the heat up then shut the door
Is it fucked? It's fucked isn't it
>>28185887
>not buying huge packs of carling
c'mon lad it's not even real nigger hours
>>28185896
Also PIP & ESA (I have AS)
But I won't be offering any advice or hints because of his presence, sorry.
>>28185887
your pub has a fucking petting zoo? where the fuck do you live?
>>28185763
Commit suicide, that would show them you are genuinely mentally ill
OY! brit
you want to be out of debt
>manufacturer exotic materials.
cunts, and slags, and slags of cunts of slagggs...
>>28185932
completly understandable, whats AS stand for?
>>28185933
Brothel*
he's welsh
>>28185932
It's alright mate. I have an appointment with citizens advice and to quote the woman "we're going to fight for your rights"
At least they care about my Neetbux.
Afternoon Iads
Be sure to care for your rabbits properly!
>>28185955
kek
might ring the old bill though, they look underage
>>28185763
Shlomo here. It looks like your only option is to suck my dick for a few shekels. I hope you have some good quality knee pads.
>>28185981
you're aware you commited fraud, you're litterally a criminal there's nothing they can do
Got into /Durham/ y'all.
They're going to fucking bury me there.
But yeah... I did good. Right?
>>28185981
>citizens advice
haha
more like "we're gonna help negotiate you into a payment plan with the gov"
>>28185985
you mean my rabbit fur coat? I take very good care of it thanks
>>28185999
this
blox 45645434
>>28186002
I don't think they'd make very comfy coats
Also
>wearing fur coat
What are you, a bumder?
>>28186018
I was only joking lad
I do have a fur coat from Prada that I got from my dad when he kicked the bucket that has beaver fur. I feel really guilty wearing it because I don't support real fur but it looks so fucking nice that I can't part with it. It's only the neck that's lined with the fur though, rest of it is regular jacket material
any one playing on that vanilla wow server kronos?
web hosting companies are so fuckimg scummy.
>>28185899
Nah. Day off. Going home to pant some veggies and sunflowers soon. May as well be buzzed.
>>28185904
Strongest shit here
>>28185922
My money lad
>>28185933
In the countryside. Hence the pub being like it was 40 years and and not a spoons
>>28185996
>Really good university
Well done
But you don't belong here anymore. Normie.
Nothing personal. Crab mentality is all.
Sure you'll understand.
>>28186058
That sounds awful. Blizz will shut it down eventually anyway
>>28186066
What you using them for
also just get a VPS and a domain
>>28185996
You'll be able to say you dropped out of Durham, which isn't bad at all
>>28186073
not him but I think you can still be a student and a robot Tbh
remember ghost lad?
>>28186075
hosting my portfolio
i cancelled my contract and the swines still charged me for another year this morning
>>28185912
Yeah its pretty fucked tbqh.
>>28186101
What's your budget?
So this thread is just like /brit/ except whinier?
>>28186086
I'm about to live the dream
>>28186104
cum on it and poast timestamp
>>28186086
fucking kek
original blox comment
>>28186116
it's alright mate i don't need one anymore
>>28186126
What is it with you people and smearing semen on everything
>>28186135
Just use a blogging platform i.e ghost, wordpress or blogger then buy a domain and forward it to your blog it'll cost like 10 quid a year
>>28186158
that's a good idea, i'll keep that in mind if want to host it again cheers
This fucking drink. I can't stop. I must drink more
>>28186182
Absolutely banging. Almost single-handedly gave me diabetus.
>>28186099
Student =/= Student at somewhere like Durham
Even if he fails miserably, he'll fall into a 30k archivist job.
Cunt's got it made :(
>>28185579
It's a bedpan, you moron
>>28186145
just do it for the bants
at least post something remotely interesting, you didn't even make the pizza yourself ffs lad
poor effortnow cum on the pizza
>>28186197
A bedpan is what you piss in
>>28186189
Why would it give you diabetes?
You don't think sugar gives you diabetes do you?
Lads just went down asdas and got one of thoose make your own pizzas, got bacon and pulled pork and shit - What am I in for?
>>28186351
One of the worst supermarket pizzas available
Sauce tastes like water. Bread tastes like nothing. The cheese is like plastic
>>28186351
Asda fag here. The create your own are amazing. You could have got 4 toppings and a choice of oil. Anyway make sure your oven is pretty heated properly and enjoy. Try going at 8 o'clock for marked down food to save money. Of course we get the best
>>28186412
My tea tonight. The steaks have been frozen since last week
Who /croydon/ here f a m
>>28186465
My first bf lived there
He was a cunt. Shit hole of a town as well
>>28184130
>first counselling session
>the look of horror and disgust on their face as I explain I have no friends
wew lads~
Whats worth watching on netflix lads, preferably tv shows
>>28186544
House of Cards if you have patience
>>28186480
How about having a second bf who lives there? :^)
>>28186549
Does your name begin with L?
And nah, you're alright. Been to Croydon enough for 1 life time.
>have to visit my sister next week because she's just had her second child
>know her first son is really into WWE
>decide I'm going to buy him an action figure so I can be the "cool uncle"
Who the fuck should I buy? I'm looking online right now and there's so fucking many. Do kids still like John Cena?
An update lads.
Just called the benniecenter line. Faked cry a bit.Have an appointment to explain.
Gonna make sure my story is 100% legit lads.
>>28184821
No, wouldn't even know how to go about providing the diagnosis
>>28184982
>Not liking the strong silent type
Faggit.
>>28186671
have you got doctors notes?
>>28186729
Stop responding to this mong. We've had enough fake stories here and they've always been shit
>>28184103
get out shitter REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28186729
Yea bang bang
Just found out if I appeal I get bennies all through the appeal :D
>>28186284
Type 2?
>>28186757
Still not caused by sugar. One of those myths that most people still insist is true
>>28186780
proof it's a myth
>>28186450
Why the fuck are those steaks purple? Just buy from a butcher, it's not that more expensive
>>28186809
Diabetes UK a good enough source?
>>28185714
Cunt.
Cuuuuunt fuck you cunt
>>28186811
Butchers are way more expensive, and more inconvenient
>>28186822
yes
blox 464376543
Poleaboo just got back from his meeting with the NU-TRAXX lady
It was quite good, she applied and searched for jobs for him while he just sat there.
Doubt anything will come of it though, she told him that employers will always do DBS checks and the only ones who will realistically hire him are warehouses though even then they can be quite picky.
When she asked what jobs Poleaboo wanted, he said anything, again she took this to mean menial shit, Poleaboo plucked up the courage to tell her to at least throw data entry into that list
Pissed him of she went on about finding people jobs as electricians and the like but won't even humour the idea of him chasing an accountancy role (not that he's necessarily want it)
The leads we're waiting to hear back from are
>bakery conveyor belt
>leaflet distributor/admin
>Asda
>data entry (possibly at a hospital)
Driving lesson in 20 minutes
Burlesque outfit and fishnet tights arrived today
I STAND BY KEN
>>28186848
There you go then.
https://www.diabetes.org.uk/Guide-to-diabetes/Enjoy-food/Eating-with-diabetes/Diabetes-food-myths/Myth-sugar-causes-diabetes/
It just so happens that most fatties eat tons of sugar, but it doesn't directly cause it.
>>28186891
thanks, I have two diabetic parents so I cut out choclate, nice to know that there was no point in doing that
anyone wanna join me for a bit of cheeky gear in glasgow?
>>28186811
>85p
You find me a fucking butcher that does ribeye for 85p m8
>>28186857
>Burlesque outfit and fishnet tights arrived today
You what son? Are you a crossdresser as well now?
>>28186862
it's the only way
14/88
>>28186811
>just spend loads of money on something when you can get it way cheaper
>>28187033
I've been crossdressing for a decade, pretty much since I hit puberty
Goes hand in hand with femdom
Though I would class myself as a sissy, not a crossdresser, I have no intention to "pass"
Do Tesco listen to what you are saying as you shop? While shopping using the scan as you shop we were talking about maybe buying a new freezer as we could do with a larger one, and hey presto, we got a 10% off fridges and freezers voucher at the checkout. I'm sure those scanners have word recognition built in so they can target ads to you. I'm going to talk about needing something else next time, see if we get a voucher for that.
>>28186857
She thinks electricians are below her so she has no trouble looking for jobs in that area.
Accountancy is clearly way better than she'll ever be so she'll refuse to look because it would hurt her precious self-esteem.
>>28187130
please do and report back, if they're doing that /g/ would go crazy, you should repost your question in their stupid/small questions thread
>>28187130
Saying that lad, I was shopping today, and I stopped to look at the Video Games, figuring I'll pick something up tomorrow when I get paid.
Get to the checkout, 10 quid off when you spend 50 quid on gaming.
Spooky.
Belfastbot here, have to head home to the parents in the countryside and beg for rent money today, my wageslavebux aren't enough to live in.
Pray for me familia
>>28187130
No they're given out on your profile, Tesco uses state of the art recognition software so if you've been in there before it'll clock you and what you buy, then tell the checkout girl if she's supposed to give you a voucher and for what.
It's pretty Big Bro tier stuff.
>>28187165
>then tell the checkout girl
but i thought the point of this was there was no need for a checkout girl?
Do you need your firewall/web antivirus to scan encrypted connections?
>>28185714
You should have gone for something like depression.
Fake a suicide or something lad.
>>28187188
They've even got a thing in our maccies now where you just order your meal on a touch pad and then go collect it
What a time to be alive
>>28185981
kek good luck with that
can you not ask mummy to help pay it back?
>>28187233
I can't wait until nearly every shop is like that
>>28187130
They use your mobile phone to track you. Not even joking.
http://www.techradar.com/news/software/business-software/10-high-tech-ways-shops-are-tracking-you-1170389
It's quite common. Had a class about it a few weeks ago.
>>28187233
My local maccies has that too. Open 24 hours and touch pads to order. It's amazing, minimum human interaction.
Why is buying condoms so embarassing lads
Was sat in the car last night arguing with the gf about who had to go in and buy them and I lost and the guy gave me the biggest shit eating grin when I put them on the counter
And dont call be a normie because the girlfriend is a weirdo too
>>28187310
FUCK OFF NORMAN
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
>>28187310
>car
>gf
>condoms
Fuck off you cunt.
>>28187325
>Norman
I love it bruv
>>28187310
It's only embarassing if you let it be
also
>car
>gf
fuck off normie
>>28187310
>And dont call be a normie because the girlfriend is a weirdo too
That doesn't make you a non normie you normie twat.
I'm married with two kids am i a normie?
>>28187377
Does your wife have a boyfriend?
>>28187377
do you hate your wife
>>28187377
Don't you or your wife's sons ever post here again
>ywn be paki
>ywn get your mum to fly your cousin over
>ywn marry your cousin
>ywn make disabled inbred babies
>ywn have enough welfare to get a BMW M3
>tfw born in the wrong ethnogroup
>>28187310
fuck off retard
>>28187377
yes
>tfw tripped over the cat and pissed on myself
>>28187310
/brit/ over on /int/ would like this post laddo. But it's not for this place.
With all due respect, fuck off.
>>28187310
iktfb
What's more embarrassing is that I take XL size, so it's always even more awkward especially with a female cashier.
https://www.mycondom.com/
Buy big packs of 100. When you get down to 20 or so, order the next box. Never need to buy condoms from shops again.
>>28187569
26 quid for 72 on mycondom
7 quid for 24 on amazon
>>28187530
>tfw piss stream forks and goes everywhere
>>28187427
>ywn be paki
Feels good man
>>28187569
>>28187587
what if they don't fit? can you send them back?
>>28187233
>sticky grease covered tablets being hogged by all the screaming pikey kids
Eww, no thanks.
>>28187587
Whatever, amazon then. Point is, no need to be buying them from shops. Keep stocked up online.
>>28184006
seeing it tonight private showing, joy of my mate being the ass manager (lol) of the local cinema
>>28187648
>wanting to interact with the maccy workers
Eww, no thanks.
>>28187665
Better than catching Hepatitis A, or Hepatitis B, or C, or the whole alphabet of Hepatitii.
I got a worker to put an anti bacterial cloth over the screen before ordering in maccies
