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It's neets all the way down edition.
Who /sheffield/ here?
>>28181996
Last time I was there I didn't see a single white kid. Nothing but brown muslims. Was I just in the wrong part of the city?
I am tired
On my way to Universty of Grantham (aka Normie Universty)
>>28182733
>Universty of Grantham
Literally where?
>>28182733
Literally never heard of that uni in my life
I can't believe it, lads! My kettle has broken right when I was about to make myself a morning cuppa!
Thank goodness for Argos Fast Track. I can order a replacement kettle and have it delivered straight to my home. And, for even more convenience, I can have it TODAY at a choice of delivery slots. As I'm ordering before 1pm, I can choose to have it delivered TODAY at either 2-6pm or 7-10pm! Same day delivery all for only 3.95! Incredible!
What will you fast track today?
>tfw seen Civil War early
I have decided that halo reach is my favourite game i have ever played. Thinking about it'sadmittedly not very deepstory gives me chills
'Negative. I have the gun'
Gives me chills lads.
>they're turning Big Ben off
How the fuck do we tell the time now if we've got no bongs?
>>28184006
tempted to go by myself desu
Post waifus
>>28184103
Good taste, hope it gets on the Xbone marketplace soon
>>28182653
think that's bad? go leicester, only white minority city in britain
>>28184120
It's pretty good. People will hate on it because MUH CAPESHIT, but it's a decent movie, the set-pieces are fucking great, and it actually feels like a Captain America movie where these other dudes show up, rather than Avengers 2.5
>>28184130
Buy it on disk/xbox.com website anon. Its backwards compatable
>>28184308
I have it on disc but it's scratched to shit, I did try to buy the 360 version on the website but it wouldn't load. I've heard it doesn't work very well on the Xbone too so I might wait until it's properly added and see if they've sorted out any issues
>renting a flat on a "development"
>my flat is top floor
>can see posh detached houses next door
>one is owned by some ex-army officer
>constantly complains to my landlord that i'm being noisy and having parties
>now on a final warning before eviction
what am i supposed to do desu
>>28184363
stop being a noisy fucker
>>28184336
Try putting the disk in. From what i understand so long as the xbone understands its halo reach on the disk it downloads the game from the market place
>>28184363
How about stop being noisy and having parties you tit
>>28184363
stop being such a noisy cunt
>>28184399
>>28184446
>>28184448
I'm not though? I don't even have a friend.
>>28184462
hmmm
well there's no smoke without fire lad
why don't you go over and talk to him about it?
>>28184462
Explain to your landlord that you're not noisey? Maybe ask the army bloke what his real issue is
>>28184480
I did try, he just told me that I was trespassing and that he'd call the police if I didn't leave.
From what I've heard from the guy beneath me, he just really resents young people.
>>28184498
fair enough, just speak to your landlord then
>>28184498
Take a shit through his letter box then lad
>>28184498
Just tell your land lord you tried talking to him but he's been a cunt about it
If you get kicked out set off some fire crackers in his garden
>>28184130
Waifuposting from work and only have the pictures on my phone to choose from. Such is wageslave life I guess.
>>28184498
Confront the guy making complaints.
>this fucking nigress next door blasts unintelligible african music that can be heard outside or by nearby houses
Can there be a fucking cancer worse than these apes?
Like, there should've been a referendum to get rid of these colonies and send them back to south africa or whatever.
They make pajeets, romanians, pakis and chavs look like complete saints in comparison.
>>28181996
Near enough, lad. Between Rotherham and Sheffield in the countryside.
>>28184103
Got it in the 360 right this minute.
Kat and Jorge were the only ones I like really.
>>28184585
Is she fit m8
>>28184596
I liked six.
Thinking about getting a shirt that says "SEND THEM BACK" on it, would be pretty edgy. People would think it's about immigrants or something but in reality it's about subpar hors d'oeuvres in the restuarant.
got a donner wrap in the fridge from yesterday, might whack it in
>>28184678
you should get a shirt that has this explanation on it
it will be a next level of irony
>>28184130
Might go and get tested for autism desu.
>courts rule expats not allowed to vote in EU ref
>case brought by a mr shindler
pure coincidence
I got a girlfriend today lads. And it was so straightforward that literally any autistic capable of stringing a sentence together can do it. So let me explain...
A guy at work was telling me about his pregnant wife and if it would be ok to rearrange our shifts so I can be here when he has to take her to the hospital. No problem, I'm not doing anything else. Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. And you know, I didn't until I answered the question.
But I said yes. I now have a girlfriend, she works at a primary school and we've been together since year 10. I joked about it with him and said that she's always on at me to go on holiday but with these shift patterns it's too difficult, he laughed and agreed. So that's it, I am no longer a hhkv, I have ascended to the lofty heights of honorary normie.
>>28184729
My dad told me i got diagnosed with autism when i was little. It would explain alot of the hang ups and issues i have
I think my mum hid it from me because she has a stigma against retards
>>28184796
you getting the autism bennies mate (400 p/m)
>>28184778
Impressive that you came up with that bullshit on the spot lad
>>28182733
>pleb university.
>>28184821
Do you need a professional diagnosis to claim autism bennies?
>>28184830
Every university is open for the thetes, the only one I can think of that won't let just anyone join is Cranfield because it's run by the military.
>>28184109
Dont worry you have a new 2 squillion investment fund for the comfort and joys of Paramount london, whilst the rest of the Country is left behind another say ten too twenty yrs, im sure dave will take care of you in to europe lads.
>>28184827
Thanks.
It feels really good to say.
>someone took a rank shit in the reception toilets and now everyone out there is visibly uncomfortable
jej
>it wus ol scotmans calling
>>28184778
congrats anon
I'm glad you're happy
>>28184610
>nigress
>fit
are you fucking stupid?
>>28184677
I always thought he was a bit of a prick, honestly.
>>28184156
Tfw you actually go to that uni.
I will confirm I am a minority and I am white
r you lot r boring as fuck, you must work in government exchange bank or something, GOSH!
Descriptive conceptualisations aye lads.
>>28184778
kek, well played lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44
>>28184851
yes, self diagnoses are inaccurate and not recognised by the government
>>28185078
Can a therapist give himself a diagnosis or is it like in the Sopranos where she visits her own therapist?
>>28185086
has to be someone else
Riveting thread today lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M9cypF0Pyk
ere lads leaving present
>doesnt know whos leaving.
yet.
>get put on olanzapine
>gained 2.5 stone in 2 months
well shit, guess I'd better start exercising before this gets out of control.
>>28185154
Yes, but that would be no surprise with a quality contribution like that
fagoots lads
ere last one, think!, um, just think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSx3ySvsHn0
>>28185095
Can you do it?
I don't think they'll bother looking into your qualifications.
>>28185243
you have autism anon, now screencap this and get your claim with PIP started
>>28181996
Glossop here. Seems to have remained Paki free thankfully
lads what is ur favourite fish n chip ??
>>28185295
Salmon fishcake desu
>>28185295
fish n chips obviously
Got my local to myself lads. Just me a pint of stella and 2 open fires crackling in the backgound. Anyone else this comfy?
>>28185344
Looks like a right grotty shithole
>>28185344
how do you afford the beer if u r neet
>>28185344
enjoy your dead liver and rotting digestive system
>>28185367
I never said I was NEET. Can't be this comfy being NEET.
>>28185344
>it's the spastic with the gremlin hand talking about his shitty pub and equally shit taste in lager
Good for you mate, I just popped a load of oxy and valium gonna get a few cans of kronenbourg and sunbathe in the park with my boy john
>>28185344
not a fan of the decor, looks a bit grotty
enjoy your pints
>>28185379
Will do lad. It's well paid for!
Was just at the BENNIECenterPlus lads.
They have evidence I'm not disabled. They want their NEETbux back.
What do I do?
>>28185422
are you disabled?
>>28185422
What evidence?
And they'd literally arrest you for that, so stop talking daft
>>28185344
>the unending tension of the fact that anyone could wander into that shithole at any second
>comfy
come on m8
>>28185396
Not here to rustle jimmies lads. Enjoy the park. It's been fucking snowing here.
>>28185433
>>28185428
They don't believe I have fibromyalga anymore lads ;_; They just don't understand :(
>>28185453
why not fake something easy like autism or schizophrenia
>>28185467
faking schizo can keep you locked up in care for months on end
>>28185489
yeah and it'll get you bennies for life
just started pic related lads
>>28185467
is it too late to do this now lads
are the police going to arrest me
idk wat to do
pratically got kicked out the benniecenter
>>28185453
>They want their bennies back.
Don't tell me you just made that shit up without any medical evidence.
They only ask for their shit back in cases of fraud, unless you just mean cancellation.
>>28185529
>working laps and biceps
>trap
This will get you hench.
>>28185549
IIRC you get blacklisted (i.e it'll be near impossible to get bennies) and you'll have to pay it all back at like 20 quid a month
don't worry anon, just start looking for a job so you can pay it back
>>28184498
Explain to the landlord, maybe make a complaint about it being harassment? Ask citizens advice/Shelter what your rights are lad, theyve been really helpful before when ive had to ask them stuff.
Would the guy downstairs be willing to vouch for you that youre not loud? Surely if anyone would complain about noise it would be the one below you
Pub trivia!
What was this item used for?
>>28185569
i need my NEETbux
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28185562
>he doesn't want to wrestle with a trap only to be overpowered and raped
>>28185549
This calls for a failed suicide attempt for attention. I'm sure youre quite adept at failing so I have faith in you lad
>>28185584
sorry bud, unless you can prove you have the illness you said you have you won't be getting bennies any time soon - start looking for a job
>>28185584
No you don't, you stupid cunt.
>People who buy anime figures, booze, weed, junk food shit on ESA.
>I struggled for almost a year and a half to get it and get it cleared for my disability because of cunts like you, just so I could eat properly and have a roof over my head.
>Reported my sisters friend because he was a middle class faggot claiming depression so he had extra weed money courtesy of his law mummy.
>Has to pay it all back.
Have fun at work desu
>>28185579
Roasting popcorn over the hearth, obviously.
>>28185629
Dude.........that isn't it. But amazing answer!
>>28185422
>>28185453
>>28185549
DOLESCROUNGERS BTFO
>>28185579
It's the world's biggest spoon award, given to anyone who pisses their money away in a shithole like that.
>>28185584
WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR ARSE, STOP TAKING DRUGS AND GET A JOB
>>28185422
>>28185453
>>28185549
it's scummy little cunts like you that mean people with real disabilities don't get the help they need
enjoy work
>>28185609
>>28185616
I don't want to be a wagecuck
>>28185714
if you can't pay it back it's prison for you anon
>>28185725
That's better than being a wagecuck
>>28185714
say hi to poleaboo for me in the slammer mate x
>>28185714
unfortunatly your lying has forced you into a situation where that's your only option
There must be a way to solve this so I get my bennies reinstated
>>28185763
No mate. You get a job and pay it back or you could face prison time. Not even joking. you might want to polish up your CV.
>>28185422
>They want their NEETbux back.
That's not how it works. You only have to pay them money you've received after they have deemed you fine.
>>28185763
there isn't once you get caught lying once you're fucked, your options are
get a job and pay back what you stole
don't get a job and get sent to prison since you can't pay it back
the only way it would get reinstated is if you can prove you have fibromyalga
How to solve the Northern Ireland - Ireland conflict
Relocate Ireland to the USA
>Irish are most loved by Americans
>Americans will welcome Irish with open arms into their homes
>America has plenty of land to accommodate Ireland as 51st state
>Ireland can have real safe Irish state surrounded by friendly states
>Plastic paddy yanks will no longer have to spend billions on tourism to visit their heritage land
>Transportation cost will be minimal compared to the st pattys day tourism
>British will get their land and life back
>British isles will again be peaceful without foreign influence
>Potato prices will go down, inflation will go down, whole world will be happy
Thoughts on this lads?
>>28185763
None at all. Tbh I've struggled enough with the benefits system to advise you on it pretty well and tell you who to phone and what to say next to make it certain you'll get your bennies.
But I'm not going to, because fibro is the most made up sappy scam shit ever and I knew a faggot in college who used to claim for it and there was zero wrong with him.
Wagecuckery awaits.
Could I claim jsa and pay them back with bennies
>>28185763
watching a bennie scroungers demise is one the best things on this planet
get a job get fucked in jail fucko
>See britfeel thread
>Sage in options field
>Hide thread
>Continue browsing
>>28185529
Is your life that sad and pathetic that you're going to go through all that crap just so some greasy prison-gays can give you some sense of shallow validation?
>Actually believing this
People who lose their fake NEETbux will be planning to kill themselves, not dancing like a monkey posting REEEEEEEEE on britfeel.
>>28185818
no since you've commited fraud you void your rights to get any type of benefits
>>28185813
Aren't we NEET friends? Go on lad, tell me what I need to do to get the bennie pipe flowing again.
>>28185671
>>28185629
It was filled with hot coals and and rubbed over the masters bed to make it warm.
>>28185857
No, lol.
I'm not friends with fakeNEETs who blow it on useless shit and fake illness.
Still got the pub to myself. Went out back to see some friends
>>28185874
hey anon, not that guy but I'm curious what you're on I'm on PIP & ESA (got my assessment in a few days)
>>28185887
Stella, midday on a thursday. You tying one on lad? Warming up for the footie later or something?
>>28185887
Do you only ever drink pikey shit?
Stella really is bottom of the barrel dreg shit
>>28185874
It's a legit illness brov
Alright lads here's the situation
I bought one of those Chicago town stuffed crust pizzas at the Weeke d and forgot about it and now it's fully defrosted
Spent 10 mins trying to peel this raw dough off the sheet and somehow slide it into the o en despite it being sticky as fuck
Had to use a fuck load of flour
Only I'm retarded so I forgot to put anything on the move grill so now it's sat like the world's floppiest cock and it's oozing between the grills so I just thought fuck it and turned the heat up then shut the door
Is it fucked? It's fucked isn't it
>>28185887
>not buying huge packs of carling
c'mon lad it's not even real nigger hours
>>28185896
Also PIP & ESA (I have AS)
But I won't be offering any advice or hints because of his presence, sorry.
>>28185887
your pub has a fucking petting zoo? where the fuck do you live?
>>28185763
Commit suicide, that would show them you are genuinely mentally ill
OY! brit
you want to be out of debt
>manufacturer exotic materials.
cunts, and slags, and slags of cunts of slagggs...
>>28185932
completly understandable, whats AS stand for?
>>28185933
Brothel*
he's welsh
>>28185932
It's alright mate. I have an appointment with citizens advice and to quote the woman "we're going to fight for your rights"
At least they care about my Neetbux.
Afternoon Iads
Be sure to care for your rabbits properly!
>>28185955
kek
might ring the old bill though, they look underage
>>28185763
Shlomo here. It looks like your only option is to suck my dick for a few shekels. I hope you have some good quality knee pads.
>>28185981
you're aware you commited fraud, you're litterally a criminal there's nothing they can do
Got into /Durham/ y'all.
They're going to fucking bury me there.
But yeah... I did good. Right?
>>28185981
>citizens advice
haha
more like "we're gonna help negotiate you into a payment plan with the gov"
>>28185985
you mean my rabbit fur coat? I take very good care of it thanks
>>28185999
this
blox 45645434
>>28186002
I don't think they'd make very comfy coats
Also
>wearing fur coat
What are you, a bumder?
>>28186018
I was only joking lad
I do have a fur coat from Prada that I got from my dad when he kicked the bucket that has beaver fur. I feel really guilty wearing it because I don't support real fur but it looks so fucking nice that I can't part with it. It's only the neck that's lined with the fur though, rest of it is regular jacket material
any one playing on that vanilla wow server kronos?
web hosting companies are so fuckimg scummy.
>>28185899
Nah. Day off. Going home to pant some veggies and sunflowers soon. May as well be buzzed.
>>28185904
Strongest shit here
>>28185922
My money lad
>>28185933
In the countryside. Hence the pub being like it was 40 years and and not a spoons
>>28185996
>Really good university
Well done
But you don't belong here anymore. Normie.
Nothing personal. Crab mentality is all.
Sure you'll understand.
>>28186058
That sounds awful. Blizz will shut it down eventually anyway
>>28186066
What you using them for
also just get a VPS and a domain
>>28185996
You'll be able to say you dropped out of Durham, which isn't bad at all
>>28186073
not him but I think you can still be a student and a robot Tbh
remember ghost lad?
>>28186075
hosting my portfolio
i cancelled my contract and the swines still charged me for another year this morning
>>28185912
Yeah its pretty fucked tbqh.
>>28186101
What's your budget?
So this thread is just like /brit/ except whinier?
>>28186086
I'm about to live the dream
>>28186104
cum on it and poast timestamp
>>28186086
fucking kek
original blox comment
>>28186116
it's alright mate i don't need one anymore
>>28186126
What is it with you people and smearing semen on everything
>>28186135
Just use a blogging platform i.e ghost, wordpress or blogger then buy a domain and forward it to your blog it'll cost like 10 quid a year
>>28186158
that's a good idea, i'll keep that in mind if want to host it again cheers
This fucking drink. I can't stop. I must drink more
>>28186182
Absolutely banging. Almost single-handedly gave me diabetus.
>>28186099
Student =/= Student at somewhere like Durham
Even if he fails miserably, he'll fall into a 30k archivist job.
Cunt's got it made :(
>>28185579
It's a bedpan, you moron
>>28186145
just do it for the bants
at least post something remotely interesting, you didn't even make the pizza yourself ffs lad
poor effortnow cum on the pizza
>>28186197
A bedpan is what you piss in
>>28186189
Why would it give you diabetes?
You don't think sugar gives you diabetes do you?
Lads just went down asdas and got one of thoose make your own pizzas, got bacon and pulled pork and shit - What am I in for?
>>28186351
One of the worst supermarket pizzas available
Sauce tastes like water. Bread tastes like nothing. The cheese is like plastic
>>28186351
Asda fag here. The create your own are amazing. You could have got 4 toppings and a choice of oil. Anyway make sure your oven is pretty heated properly and enjoy. Try going at 8 o'clock for marked down food to save money. Of course we get the best
>>28186412
My tea tonight. The steaks have been frozen since last week
Who /croydon/ here f a m
>>28186465
My first bf lived there
He was a cunt. Shit hole of a town as well
>>28184130
>first counselling session
>the look of horror and disgust on their face as I explain I have no friends
wew lads~
Whats worth watching on netflix lads, preferably tv shows
>>28186544
House of Cards if you have patience
>>28186480
How about having a second bf who lives there? :^)
>>28186549
Does your name begin with L?
And nah, you're alright. Been to Croydon enough for 1 life time.
>have to visit my sister next week because she's just had her second child
>know her first son is really into WWE
>decide I'm going to buy him an action figure so I can be the "cool uncle"
Who the fuck should I buy? I'm looking online right now and there's so fucking many. Do kids still like John Cena?
An update lads.
Just called the benniecenter line. Faked cry a bit.Have an appointment to explain.
Gonna make sure my story is 100% legit lads.
>>28184821
No, wouldn't even know how to go about providing the diagnosis
>>28184982
>Not liking the strong silent type
Faggit.
>>28186671
have you got doctors notes?
>>28186729
Stop responding to this mong. We've had enough fake stories here and they've always been shit
>>28184103
get out shitter REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28186729
Yea bang bang
Just found out if I appeal I get bennies all through the appeal :D
>>28186284
Type 2?
>>28186757
Still not caused by sugar. One of those myths that most people still insist is true
>>28186780
proof it's a myth
>>28186450
Why the fuck are those steaks purple? Just buy from a butcher, it's not that more expensive
>>28186809
Diabetes UK a good enough source?
>>28185714
Cunt.
Cuuuuunt fuck you cunt
>>28186811
Butchers are way more expensive, and more inconvenient
>>28186822
yes
blox 464376543
Poleaboo just got back from his meeting with the NU-TRAXX lady
It was quite good, she applied and searched for jobs for him while he just sat there.
Doubt anything will come of it though, she told him that employers will always do DBS checks and the only ones who will realistically hire him are warehouses though even then they can be quite picky.
When she asked what jobs Poleaboo wanted, he said anything, again she took this to mean menial shit, Poleaboo plucked up the courage to tell her to at least throw data entry into that list
Pissed him of she went on about finding people jobs as electricians and the like but won't even humour the idea of him chasing an accountancy role (not that he's necessarily want it)
The leads we're waiting to hear back from are
>bakery conveyor belt
>leaflet distributor/admin
>Asda
>data entry (possibly at a hospital)
Driving lesson in 20 minutes
Burlesque outfit and fishnet tights arrived today
I STAND BY KEN
>>28186848
There you go then.
https://www.diabetes.org.uk/Guide-to-diabetes/Enjoy-food/Eating-with-diabetes/Diabetes-food-myths/Myth-sugar-causes-diabetes/
It just so happens that most fatties eat tons of sugar, but it doesn't directly cause it.
>>28186891
thanks, I have two diabetic parents so I cut out choclate, nice to know that there was no point in doing that
anyone wanna join me for a bit of cheeky gear in glasgow?
>>28186811
>85p
You find me a fucking butcher that does ribeye for 85p m8
>>28186857
>Burlesque outfit and fishnet tights arrived today
You what son? Are you a crossdresser as well now?
>>28186862
it's the only way
14/88
>>28186811
>just spend loads of money on something when you can get it way cheaper
>>28187033
I've been crossdressing for a decade, pretty much since I hit puberty
Goes hand in hand with femdom
Though I would class myself as a sissy, not a crossdresser, I have no intention to "pass"
Do Tesco listen to what you are saying as you shop? While shopping using the scan as you shop we were talking about maybe buying a new freezer as we could do with a larger one, and hey presto, we got a 10% off fridges and freezers voucher at the checkout. I'm sure those scanners have word recognition built in so they can target ads to you. I'm going to talk about needing something else next time, see if we get a voucher for that.
>>28186857
She thinks electricians are below her so she has no trouble looking for jobs in that area.
Accountancy is clearly way better than she'll ever be so she'll refuse to look because it would hurt her precious self-esteem.
>>28187130
please do and report back, if they're doing that /g/ would go crazy, you should repost your question in their stupid/small questions thread
>>28187130
Saying that lad, I was shopping today, and I stopped to look at the Video Games, figuring I'll pick something up tomorrow when I get paid.
Get to the checkout, 10 quid off when you spend 50 quid on gaming.
Spooky.
Belfastbot here, have to head home to the parents in the countryside and beg for rent money today, my wageslavebux aren't enough to live in.
Pray for me familia
>>28187130
No they're given out on your profile, Tesco uses state of the art recognition software so if you've been in there before it'll clock you and what you buy, then tell the checkout girl if she's supposed to give you a voucher and for what.
It's pretty Big Bro tier stuff.
>>28187165
>then tell the checkout girl
but i thought the point of this was there was no need for a checkout girl?
Do you need your firewall/web antivirus to scan encrypted connections?
>>28185714
You should have gone for something like depression.
Fake a suicide or something lad.
>>28187188
They've even got a thing in our maccies now where you just order your meal on a touch pad and then go collect it
What a time to be alive
>>28185981
kek good luck with that
can you not ask mummy to help pay it back?
>>28187233
I can't wait until nearly every shop is like that
>>28187130
They use your mobile phone to track you. Not even joking.
http://www.techradar.com/news/software/business-software/10-high-tech-ways-shops-are-tracking-you-1170389
It's quite common. Had a class about it a few weeks ago.
>>28187233
My local maccies has that too. Open 24 hours and touch pads to order. It's amazing, minimum human interaction.
Why is buying condoms so embarassing lads
Was sat in the car last night arguing with the gf about who had to go in and buy them and I lost and the guy gave me the biggest shit eating grin when I put them on the counter
And dont call be a normie because the girlfriend is a weirdo too
>>28187310
FUCK OFF NORMAN
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
>>28187310
>car
>gf
>condoms
Fuck off you cunt.
>>28187325
>Norman
I love it bruv
>>28187310
It's only embarassing if you let it be
also
>car
>gf
fuck off normie
>>28187310
>And dont call be a normie because the girlfriend is a weirdo too
That doesn't make you a non normie you normie twat.
I'm married with two kids am i a normie?
>>28187377
Does your wife have a boyfriend?
>>28187377
do you hate your wife
>>28187377
Don't you or your wife's sons ever post here again
>ywn be paki
>ywn get your mum to fly your cousin over
>ywn marry your cousin
>ywn make disabled inbred babies
>ywn have enough welfare to get a BMW M3
>tfw born in the wrong ethnogroup
>>28187310
fuck off retard
>>28187377
yes
>tfw tripped over the cat and pissed on myself
>>28187310
/brit/ over on /int/ would like this post laddo. But it's not for this place.
With all due respect, fuck off.
>>28187310
iktfb
What's more embarrassing is that I take XL size, so it's always even more awkward especially with a female cashier.
https://www.mycondom.com/
Buy big packs of 100. When you get down to 20 or so, order the next box. Never need to buy condoms from shops again.
>>28187569
26 quid for 72 on mycondom
7 quid for 24 on amazon
>>28187530
>tfw piss stream forks and goes everywhere
>>28187427
>ywn be paki
Feels good man
>>28187569
>>28187587
what if they don't fit? can you send them back?
>>28187233
>sticky grease covered tablets being hogged by all the screaming pikey kids
Eww, no thanks.
>>28187587
Whatever, amazon then. Point is, no need to be buying them from shops. Keep stocked up online.
>>28184006
seeing it tonight private showing, joy of my mate being the ass manager (lol) of the local cinema
>>28187648
>wanting to interact with the maccy workers
Eww, no thanks.
>>28187665
Better than catching Hepatitis A, or Hepatitis B, or C, or the whole alphabet of Hepatitii.
I got a worker to put an anti bacterial cloth over the screen before ordering in maccies
I just dropped out of college, lads.
>>28187587
eBay used to be even better. Got 100 for 12 bong in 2009. Not sure what it's like now.
Still a waste of money though because I never used any of them.
>>28187377
>two kids
Cucking yourself.
>>28185714
Neither do I, but I don't have a choice so why should you? Get to work you lazy cunt.
>>28187708
Welcome to the neet life brother. Rev up those vidya games.
There's no touch screens in the McDonalds I live near now, but there are bouncers.
Last time I was in they threw people out in three separate incidents in the 10 minutes or so I was waiting.
Think I'd prefer touch screens desu
>>28187569
Or just don't use condoms because sex is completely pointless with them
>>28187753
I don't want a kid senpai.
>>28187770
Then tell the bitch to stop being a fanny and take pills
Currently on a bus hungover
It stinks, there are too many people, there's a fat man eating a block of cheese in front of me and a kebab eating a curry chip behind me
This is why I never leave the house if I can help it
Rich people admit money solves most problems
http://www.businessinsider.com/rich-people-admit-money-solves-problems-2015-9
Just walked past a group of kids who I presume were no more than year 7 or year 8 and every single one of them were taller than methey were all girls
when did you realise you're going to be alone forever
Not from UK, but I'm trying to woo a British girl that goes to my university.
I have a question though. She uses a lot of slang that I'm not familiar with and isn't on sites like urbandictionary.
Some examples:
>he's such a faff-jockey
she said this about a prof after getting a bad mark on a paper
>oops that was a sneaky-breeky
said after someone farted in the lecture hall
>i could use a good squinkin'
not sure what this means, she texted it to me last friday
>i have to go pinch a loaf
she excused herself from lunch for 5min
Is this all normal British slang or is she weird
>>28187802
Buses always attract right fucking weirdos, at least on trains the loonies are a bit less common
>>28187841
I haven't heard anyone say any of those in years, nor would I want to. They're British slang, but commonly from trash areas.
>>28187841
This fucken pasta again.
>>28187841
Here's your (you)big faggot
>>28187848
These weirdos can't afford the scandalous train prices.
Fucking hate trains but they aren't as bad as busses
>>28187811
Why is this an article? Of course money solves problems.
>>28187751
Where the fuck do you live where the McDonald's has bouncers?
>>28187841
She's not British
Now fuck off
>>28187841
URBAN DICTIONARY
She sounds like a chalmydia ridden slag though desu mate.
>>28187841
faker than ya mums nackers
>>28187896
One near me has bouncers on friday and saturday nights. It's 24/7 and there a lot of drunk idiots about those nights.
>>28187310
>
Can't you just buy them online?
>>28187886
It's not just that, I think there's just something about the cramped, uncomfortable environment on a bus that brings out the craziness in people. Same with the tube (if you've ever been to London).
Either way I avoid public transport as much as humanly possible. Total cancer
>>28187132
You're probably right, she is actively searching for and applying to new jobs while working her, including date entry roles
>>28187841
>sneaky-breeky
It's sneaky-beaky you dumb cunt.
>>28187896
Glasgow.
They're not on all day, but if I stop after work they're there, so they're on from at least 5pm.
>>28187325
>>28187345
>>28187354
>>28187360
>>28187499
>>28187541
>>28187552
No better way to get (You's) on here.
Knowing your audience and how to trigger them.
How did poleaboos driving lesson go?
I'm surprised by how many people fight.
Like i always thought people was all talk and would never actually swing a punch.
>>28187968
Here, let me have a go.
JOB
GIRLFRIEND
CARcome at me neets
>>28184130
Afternoon everyone, feel quite ill still today but i can do it for her.
>>28186504
I am your friend lad, just a distant and autistic one.
>>28187848
On my bus there is a mum and a daughter who both have kids the same age. So the girl's brother is the same age as her son
>>28186504
It's okay senpai. You have us.
>>28187979
>I'm surprised by how many people fight.
Most of the time it's pissed up Chavs who can't handle their booze.
Civilised people don't swing their fists about like some ape.
>>28187959
Do you get ID'd? Stripsearched? Chucked out and banned after chundering in the loos?
>>28188016
Chavs also have little to lose so they are more keen on fighting.
You're all faggots
(posted from a mac)
>>28188009
>On my bus there is a mum and a daughter who both have kids the same age. So the girl's brother is the same age as her son
wutno reaction image because i'm at work init
>>28187995
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
blox 4765432
>>28188038
>no reaction image because i'm at work init
have a jun reaction lad
take good care of her
>>28188057
haha lol i did it guys i triggered a 4chan hacker
this'll totally look good on my reddit blog
>>28188069
>mfw junlad replied to my post while I was wageslaving
Thanks lad, I'll take good care of her. I'll never forget this moment ;_;
>>28188016
But thats why im shocked, I was walking past the high school in my town and saw about a 20 on 20 fight.This is a private school, there was blood on the floor and the police and ambulance had to be called. There was like a crowd of 40 adults just watching.
>>28188099
School is different. They are kids and they want to look tough in front of their peers.
Is there a way to report a creepy neighbour anonymously?
>>28187648
That seems like a good idea, let's go touching a screen touched before by hundreds of others whose fingers have been god knows where and go eat my food using my hands without being able to wash them because I'm waiting for my food to come. They should at least provide some hand sanitiser by the screens.
>>28188118
What's he done?
>>28188093
that wasn't even me, but i will reply to this one because i am a generous lad.
>>28188121
Absobloodyexactly. Hygiene standards at Maccies are bad enough as it is. If ordering food from my table means catching child AIDS, I'd rather chance talking to a human bean.
>>28188112
I was a right pussy when I was in year nine, one of them cracked open a 6th forms head.
>>28188121
>he eats in
Wow, look at this normie.
>>28187926
Yeah ours have them too at night, too many pissheads and niggers causing fights.
>>28188017
They just turn away junkies and drunk old guys mostly. Ocassionally boot out teenagers if they're getting rowdy.
>>28188139
>MFW ACTUAL JUNLAD RESPONDS
Thanks again <3
>>28188142
Don't eat in you retard. Do you sit there by yourself at maccies?
>>28188162
no worries lad, i'm feeling generous today
>>28188163
I rarely eat in, I'm just scared of using the drive-thru. I prefer going in to order then eating in my car.
Eating any fast food is pleb tier, with exception of KFC maybe (only because it's halal)
What happened to that guy who went to uni and made it his goal to never meet his flatmates?
been waiting in the rain for over an hour, the bus is due in 5 minutes. Anyone else in Leeds?
gotta say lads
my hair looks quite sxc when i blow dry it
might have to do it more often
>>28188216
But what happens if you get peckish while on Sharia patrol?
I feel bad for those of you who live in an area rough enough that the McDonald's require bouncers.
>>28188255
>mfw nearest McDonald's is at an airport so it's safer and better quality than average
Feels good man
>>28188183
drive thru's easy unless you get a qt serving you
(rare since it's McDonalds)
i always use the drive thru and eat it driving home like a madman
>>28188129
A lot.
>kicked my neighbour's cat
>constantly staring out of the window at the girls from the local school
>deliberately parked his car in such a way that it forced the girl next door to him to knock his door and ask him to move. he answered in his y-fronts.
>sunbathes naked, knowing that the young mum next door can literally see everything
>once tried to invite a teenage girl into his house when it was raining
>has definitely hired prostitutes
>wears double denim
>made a comment about how "cute" my arse looked from behind
>>28188216
what about chicken cottage bro?
thinking about getting a massive takeaway from the kebab place tonight, actually i will.
>>28188255
Not surprising, maccies attracts the dregs of society. Anyone with half a brain wouldn't eat there.
>>28188255
Why? You a soft cunt, bro? Afraid of a little stabbing with your chicken nuggets?
>>28188216
>he hasn't been to Five Guys
I will get a takeaway on my way home from work.
What get? I will pass a McDonalds, Greggs, Burger King, KFC and a fish and chips place on my way. Five Guys too, but fuck paying a tenner for a burger.
>>28188279
None of that is illegal apart from the first one and maybe the being naked in his garden.
>>28188320
Nothing beats a local chippy lad.
>>28188303
>Five Guys isn't pleb tier
Go back to /ck/
>>28188325
I'm not suggesting it's illegal, it's just fucking creepy, and he's scaring everyone desu.
>>28188320
Go to sainsburys and buy the ingredients for a stir fry takes 10 minutes to make and is tatstier than anything you can buy from those shitholes you mentioned probably cheaper too
I'm so bored and alone. What should I do with myself?
>>28188386
>and is tatstier than anything you can buy from those shitholes
Hahaha, sure m8
>>28188303
>he lives in a city
>>28188386
>le homecooking is good meme
>>28188384
>reporting someone for being creepy
Yeah, good luck with that.
>>28188386
>stir fry
I don't eat that foreign shit.
If I cook I do a full roast dinner. I've had one every day since Sunday though so fancy a change tonight.
>tfw using seedbox to torrent porn & anime
>using plex to watch it when I'm comfy in bed
only costing 17 quid a month, would defiatly recommend
Who /depressed/ here?
>>28188456
Nice 'illness' you lazy cunt.
Boy have I got a story for you lads
And youd never fucking believe it because I dont either
2 hours sleep last night because of this fucking shit, I'm never responding to a scream for help at 2am again
Why do all gays hate monogamy? I just want a bf.
/Leicester/ fag here
>>28188491
>>28188491
>>28188491
Story time lads, get comfy
>>28188506
Where are you meeting these gays? Grindr isn't a good place laddo.
>>28188506
Because like most men all they give a fuck about is sex, and being a fag means easy sex
Eskimos use refrigerators to stop their food from freezing.
>>28188506
It must be just the thirsty fags you talk to, i would not say good or bad things about it though.
>>28188568
You're the exact type of person he's talking about
>>28188506
age and location? I'll be your qt monogamous bf
>>28188387
Stop being a chicken and go out and meet some people. Your local mosque is a good place.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
fhgdfhghdfghbg
>>>/qst/
Someone make a /britfeel/ quest for us all to play
>>28188598
i might be quite open with my banter and i guess maybe not as respective of peoples feelings online as i maybe should be. but I am still a kissless virgin.
>>28188400
Fat cunt with disgusting habits
>>28188419
Everything's a meme by that definition
>>28188440
'Foreign shit' lmao I bet you still eat Chinese food, Indian takeaways and kebab though
>>28188629
Why don't you make one then.
>>28188646
>implying impIications
>>28188488
My father berates me and my mother everyday, which makes me depressed. I use the Internet for my daily dopamine
>>28188456
I go through phases, try not to focus on it and it'll pass mate, can't stress how much being active helps it though, I always recommend gym to people here but I know most of you hate that kind of shit
>>28188387
have a wank
original
>>28188645
go fuck azulad already
>>28188506
Well if you're gonna be a degenerate anyway you might as well go the whole hog
>>28188645
Blowjobs do count you know. In the fag world t least
>>28188670
Grow a backbone and tell him to go fuck himself.
>>28188646
>'Foreign shit' lmao I bet you still eat Chinese food, Indian takeaways and kebab though
Nope, not one of them.
I live on roast dinners, panacalty and plain, grilled meat + boiled veg. The most foreign I'll go is pizza, and even them only rarely.
>>28188629
Kek what
Didn't know this was a thing
>>28188684
no, i don't think he would want that as apparently a smelly dumb straight boy scum.
>>28188693
i would not know i have never had one.
>>28188491
Gonna take a while cos I'm on my phone and it loves to randomly capitalise letters and shit
>2am out in the countryside
>Wake up to someone shrieking like a banshee outside my front door
>Voice is a young female, can hear a group of lads shouting right by her
>Girl is screaming for help, saying get off me etc etc
>I'm staring at my ceiling wondering why the fuck this has to happen right outside my door of all houses
>Decode not to call the coppers because by the time they show up the lass will be fucked
>Fuck man what am I actually going to do
>I'm a fucking pussy seriously
>Girl is now screaming even louder begging for anyone to come and help
>Shit gotta get a move on then
>I sleep naked so put some boxers on but don't bother grabbing anything else
>Look around for anything to use as a weapon to scare these fucking rapists off
>Can't see anything
>Fuck it, empty my little metal bin and grab it by the handle and run downstairs
>Throw open my front door and scream GET OFF HER YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>Immediately rugby tackled by someone off to my left before I see anything
>I chimp out and start smashing the shit out of them
>Another guy trying to restrain my legs
>Have the first guy in a headlock and kicking like a mad cunt at the guy at my feet, catch him in the face square on
>I'm screaming like a baboon now getting the shit kicked out of me by a mysterious third person stood over me, they're hitting me with something fucking hard
>Can still hear the girl screaming but now this is no longer my priority
>Guy I kicked in the face stands up and looks at me
>Hang on he's wearing a high visibility jacket
>What sort of rapist wears a high vis
>Look at the guy I have in a headlock
>It's not a guy it's a woman
>She's also wearing a high vis
>I've stopped fighting and am looking around absolutely confused as shit
>Person behind me who was smacking me with something grabs me and hauls me around the corner out of sight
Cont
>>28188673
>I always recommend gym to people here but I know most of you hate that kind of shit
So maybe take the hint and stop recommending it retard.
>>28188651
I'm not NEET so I don't have the time to dedicate to being author
>>28188708
New board, sort of a containment spin-off of /tg/
>>28188716
>as apparently a smelly dumb straight boy scum.
what?
>>28188716
>a smelly dumb straight boy scum.
Then why do you regularly talk about fondling him during film night?
>>28188737
just some light cuddling. Its just nice.
>>28188765
god you're fucking insufferable
>teaching myself A level physics
>im slow and its difficult
Anime posters and their prison gay enablers should go down a bottle of vodka and lie on some train tracks ASAP
>>28188717
>Fuck me it's a copper
>He's not that mad just starts speaking fast as fuck explaining what's going on
>Meanwhile I'm looking around at the 2 people I assaulted
>They're both paramedics
>Apparently there's a girl who lives down the end of my street who has schizophrenia
>She's very rarely at home because she has frequent hallucinations and thinks her family are trying to kill her
>That night was a particularly bad one and she managed to get out the house and make a run for it
>Her 2 brothers ran after her and cornered her outside my house
>Local paramedics and copper know the girl, they show up shortly to deal with it
>Start to calm her down
>I burst onto the scene naked swingin a bin around and screaming like a mad cunt
>Trigger schizophrenia girl hard as fuck and she has a near panic attack
>I assault the on scene paramedics thinking they're rapists because I'm half asleep and can't see shit because it's 2am and dark as fuck
>Copper isn't even mad because he knows I thought I was stopping a rape
Never again
>>28188777
Are you at least good at Maths?
Learn Maths first, then Physics
A level physics is a joke.
>>28188776
You sound like a very angry and spiteful person tbqhwyl
>>28188776
I'm sorry lad, I am just trying to explain the situation. Its not a big deal some people just have the wrong idea and though its funny it might have gone too far.
starting to make some real gains at the gym lads
noticed a few girls making eye contact on the way home too
i never know which kind of eye contact signals interest so i always just look away
>>28188788
what's wrong anon
tell me where they touched you
>>28188694
I did, he proceeded to beat me down and insults me more often. I'm staying at his house right now, he needs my mother's money and I have to wait for my mother to secure a job at a new place, far away from here.
>>28188844
Just smile and say hello if they're close enough mate, you should be able to gauge by their reponse
>>28188721
>>28188921
Even more reason to get swole then cunt, show your dad that's it's not ok to act like that
>>28188921
Fight back laddo. Don't be a pussy.
>>28188814
pretty lmao tier lad but i think you did the right thing because in the dead of night how are you to know who's who when there is some girl screaming like she is being raped and assaulted
>>28188997
this desu
i'd have not bothered to do anything.
>>28188821
Im not going through any syllabus, I'm reading a textbook from my local library from 1993.
why the fuck did they buff blademail, it is literally the dumbest thing ever.
PA has been fucked again by the Icefrog.
>>28187959
Which Mcdonalds lad? The one at four corners?
The amount of shit that goes on there is beyond belief
Payday tomorrow my fellow wagecucks
>tfw full month of wagecuck bucks to fritter away on shit as per usual
>>28184363
have a fucking quiet party lad
>>28184729
Autism is ADd is kids lad
>>28185052
That's a bonnie word lad
>>28189037
Physics is still applied Maths.
I hope you at LEAST have a solid grasp of Algebra and Trigonometry. Trying to learn any Physics is useless without those unless it's pop-science
>>28188821
>A level physics
>using maths
lol
Does anyone here actually want to get better? I don't, I'm on a self destruct route.
>>28189113
I did A level maths like 5 years ago
>>28189088
>playing dota
fuck off with your meme games
>>28189116
You serious? A level physics doesn't use Maths?
What the fuck are they teaching these kids these days
>>28188716
>smelly dumb straight boy scum.
Literally the worst.
>>28189129
Sometimes but I feel like it's too late now. My peers are so far ahead that even if I tried I'd be seen as pathetic.
>>28189136
I do like the occasional meme.
>>28189129
I want to, but I'm not prepared to put any effort into getting better
>>28189129
Yes but I don't see a way to do it
I know it's a bennies meme, but I think I might genuinely be clinically depressed
>>28188952
>>28188985
He's bigger than me and I wear glasses, can't see much without them. I fought against him three times, used elbows and knees. I end up with broken glasses two times, he acted like nothing happened the next day since he needs money, I buy dinner everyday
>>28189153
The 'equations' are greatly simplified and there is zero calculus involved.
Maths Mechanics has more physics in it than the Physics A level.
>>28189176
this
if i try and fail it would hurt too much. i'd off myself if i failed. it's easier to not try and feels better.
>>28189129
I literally couldnt do any more trying to improve myself, and it's basically destroyed me
>>28181996
0114 deya all day son
>>28189169
Stop giving a shit about your "peers" progress
It's not a race.
Are there any other girls here?
>>28189267
it's embarrassing to be 28, be a college drop out and never worked a day in my life. it's too late for me. it's not a race but it's pathetic of me compared to where all my school friends have got to now
>>28189267
>It's not a race.
i might get a job soon.
should i tell my manager about muh anxiety and meds?
the meds sort me oyt but they make me look tired, sleepy or dizzy sometimes.. i don't want to look like i am bored of the job.
>>28189095
>got paid double what I was expecting
>>28189272
For you~ :3
orginalaala
>>28189307
>reddit meme
>excessive concern over arbitrary time limits
>entire life is based around "Keeping up with the Jones"
Yep, we got a retard here
>>28189299
Yea. Just give up
You can be in the exact same position you are now at 40, looking back at your late 20s and thinking "If only I had actually bothered, I would be sorted by now"
Then you can say the same at 50, where it will actually too late to do a single thing about it
>>28189318
>should i tell my manager about muh anxiety and meds?
Focus on getting the job first.
>>28189267
It literally is a race. Those are the people with whom you will be competing for a job.
>>28189361
i can't afford to go into education again. the only jobs i can do now are shit tier supermarket things. i'd rather kill myself than have to work retail.
>>28189391
Civil service
Comfy office work and the day off for the Queen's birthday await you
>>28189387
This.
It is a race. Every job is a race. They want young people for entry level shuff, not burnt out older people.
>>28189400
can i get in with no experience or references?
Almost went to watch zootopia in the movies today but couldn't bring myself to go see a cartoon movie alone.
Might go tomorrow if I can work up the balls, can just imagine the person on the counter giving me a weird look.
>>28189423
If you start at the bottom (AA/AO) sure, we have literal diagnosed retards in our admin team.
>>28189426
You going alone laddo?
>>28189426
Buy ticket in advance and collect it from the machine
Then tear it up and kill yourself for wanting to watch Zootopia
>>28189426
>zootopia
GTFO YANK
hi im a normie
>>28189434
How easy is it to progress?
I'm about to fail uni and I only have a shitty college qualification, but I'm fucking good at writing and getting on with shit
>>28189375
..ok . i will ask again later. i did a couple of second phase interviews so it might be close.
>>28189299
>>28189361
I'm in a similar situation, 23, have severe social anxiety which makes me talk to myself in public and display autistic behaviours
>>28189435
Would do yeah, I've gone to the movies alone before and it wasn't too bad, I'd just feel weird about it this time since it's basically a kids movie.
>>28189448
What should I go see? One of the many capeshit films out at the moment instead?
went into town (Bradford)
got my weekly dose of multiculturalism.
why do they have to spit everywhere.
>>28189468
Pretty easy, at least up to junior / middle manager grades.
If you actually went to uni go to the CS job site and look at some EO/HEO roles too.
>>28189501
cuz they are fucking hard nuts innit
Guys, how do I 4chan?
>>28189387
>>28189407
Fucking hell. How ignorant about the real world can you people be
Unless you're like 50 and applying for entry level shit, no one gives a fuck how old are you. All they care about is if you can do the job and have experience. No, an 18 year old without experience does not have an advantage over a 30 year old without experience. Both of those groups are equally fucked and won't get the job.
>hurr durr life is a race
Literally normtard thinking
>>28189556
Buy a gold account and 4chan will do it for you
Depression is the inability to construct a future
This 4chan is pretty cool.
hi i'm a girl
Why the fuck am I being muted?
>>28189631
first day on /r9k/ laddo?
Sat in a coffee shop and there's a 7 year old kid loudly discussing sex with his mother and her friend
Fuck man I'm cringing my arse off
>>28189631
>Why the fuck am I being muted?
wanna know how I know you're a newfag?
>>28189426
r u a furry
Steam store now accepts Bitcoin
the gears of war 4 beta would be pretty funif i had friends to play it with
>>28189665
Don't call me a newfag, you nigger
>>28189561
18 year olds do have an advantage because they cost less to employ.
>>28189722
you're a retard if you think that's an advantage
>>28189714
>took 2 minutes to reply
>called me a nigger
You tried to spam memes at me.
All hail the ROBOT
>>28187995
REEE!
>joking, I have a gf, my own car, job, flat and I'm currently saving up for a deposit on a mortgage. Just need kids in a few years and I'm officially normietron3000. Woo me!
>>28189713
Is it like gears 3 in that you unlock titles and gun camos?
I really like that tbqh, call me a cod fag ut I like having something to aim for when playing a game rather than just playing purely for fun
>>28189747
That is literally a deciding factor and the reason you won't get any over 25s doing the washing up jobs in a kitchen.
Don't be so naive.
LADS, I GOT A SECOND STAGE INTERVIEW FOR A WORK COACH AT THE JOBCENTRE.
SOON, WE SHALL CONTROL THE BENNIES.
>>28189713
I loved GoW2 online back in day. Haven't played any of the new ones though. Moved to PC but damn GoW2 was fun as fuck.
>>28188279
Don't worry. If the nonce isn't already on the government's radar as being a potential pedo then he soon will be.
>Just think of your lols when you seem him getting dragged out the house kicking and screaming and being thrown into a party van.
Mice in my room wont shut the fuck up
There isn't even any food here but they wont leave, they also seem to know to avoid the traps
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" is a fucking idiot, these cunts refuse to shut the fuck up
>>28189747
It's an advantage for apprenticeships.
When was the last time someone who you deem as a friend is in your house?
>>28189815
>This fucking naive
You are borderline normie levels of delusion if you think this. They let people like that get away with anything.
>>28189793
Rofl 4Head LUL being skilled has nothing to do with age
>>28188386
Blatantly agree with this. Homecooked food is cheaper and better for you than takeaway shite. Don't listen to the plebs on here who think otherwise because they're incapable of cooking anything more complicated than a pot noodle.
>>28189847
2 hours ago or there abouts
>twitchfags using their autism emotes on britfeel
It's truly over
You kids should do your homework instead of arguing over the internet
>>28189847
must be at least 2 years since I have had a friend over my house
>>28189847
Like 10 years. When I was in school.
EleGiggle kiddies arguing over the internet. How many I.Q points does using capitals yield me?
>>28189095
Same, though I get weekly pay, about 250 which isn't great but oh well, better than fuck all I guess. 100 a week going towards saving up for a new PC as well which is taking ages. Rar.
>>28189754
unlike you, i don't stare at the update counter.
am i the only one here who hates jews?
>>28189850
Not really. Because twats like that will sooner or late go looking for CP and because 9 times out of 10 they're utter twats, they'll get caught looking for it. Why do you think there's literally thousands of the cunts getting locked up every year?
>>28189659
It's time to use that voice recorder in your phone
>>28189847
2012, when I lived with two guys I'd known for years, one since primary school and once since secondary school, while at university.
Haven't spoken to either in person since then, and only very briefly caught up online a few months ago.
I only have one friend, and he's technically an online-only friend at this point, since I haven't seen him in person since like 2008.
I'm 25. Fucked it, too late to make new friends now.
>>28190001
Not even touching this post. Leaving it well alone. Naive fucking normie.
>mfw i live in Bradford
>le civil service is easy to get into meme
>le maymay arrow Kappa
>>28189994
Fuck jews, they're always trying to make the world a shittier place to gentiles
>>28190038
i-is it a meme?
>>28190030
What the fuck marks me out as a normie then? Is it the fact that I refer to pedos as being cunts? So by your definition all robots are pedos then? I don't fucking think so.
>>28190081
Rofl no1 cares m8 off yourself SoBayed
am i 4chaning right?
>>28190081
Because you're fucking naive and wrong and swallow the fucking meme feelgood shite about how the bad guy always gets caught and then we all went home for tea. I'm living proof that they can get away with fucking anything. It won't ever change as long as the police are doing enough to keep the goyim happy. It's a fucking sham.
>>28186662
Ring your sister and get her to ask him what his favourite bloke is
>>28190140
Literally nobody cares. Literally.
How do I stop my watching beeping on the hour every hour?
Fucking annoying.
It's a cheapo 'Pulse' digital watch so I imagine it will be same for most but I've tried every button combination I can think of and nothing works.
>>28186662
I was at a WWE show last weekend, and the kids went mental for Roman Reigns. They were also really into The Usos and Cesaro.
>tfw want to go to uni of leeds
>people saying leeds is shite
>the uni is one of the best in the uk
lads
>>28190180
You checked the manual? That might have it.
>>28190192
I worked in Leeds for 6 months.
It's not a great city, but it's not the worst. I'd probably have disliked it more if it was further from home, I'm from Newcastle so not much a journey to pop up for the weekends.
Could be worse - I worked in Birmingham for a while.
>>28190202
long gone, only started using it because I needed a cheap watch at work
had it for nearly a decade
>>28190080
No. Everyone applies for it. You won't get in without experience and refs.
>>28190226
Whats it like for southener?
>>28190248
>You won't get in without experience and refs
Just because you didn't, doesn't mean nobody does.
Take your competencies into the job centre to be checked over. Every civil servant there had to use the same competency framework to get their job so it's the one thing they're actually qualified to advise you on
>>28190036
see
>>28189501
its either chav munters with big squared eyebrows, or paki girls with beak noses.
how am I meant to find a waifu in this
>>28190248
I've got 2 bullshit refs from my family, they've both got different surnames from me and each other so it isn't suspicious
Do I seriously need relevant experience to work on the fucking phones?
>>28190226
fucking love Newcastle, best nights out I've ever had.
>>28190295
https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/436073/cscf_fulla4potrait_2013-2017_v2d.pdf
This is what you're marked against. Each job asks for 3-5 of these categories, you need to write a 250-ish word example showing that you can do the left hand column at the appropriate grade.
Look at the AO and EO sections for them, and tell me you can't come up with a bullshit example of when you did those.
>>28189501
>be me
>try to pull
>only options
>Slutty chavvy girls
>girls that think their unique
>Polish
>Asian
Literally the worst city
Never forget who pulls the strings
>>28190387
oh yea I forgot about the pole girls. how does pole girl get to uk, must be prostitutes I think.
I feel really sick when I talk to her lads
How do I stop this?
>>28190469
masturbate beforehand
1mg alazopram, I feel OK. Everybody isn't out to murder me, I don't think.
I wish I could just say to a doc, "I self medicate, this seems to work - can we look at this?", but all they'll hear is "junkiejunkiejunkiefuckingjunkie".
Yep, definitely been living with persistent light anxiety for... going on 8 years?
Hope you're all having a nice evening lads, it's been a rough day.
>>28189088
I couldn't agree more, blademail going through spell immune has broken the game.
>>28190642
Just save them for when you really need them mate, trust me you don't want to get addicted to benzos the withdrawals are hell
>>28190097
Why you posting then cunt?
>>28190140
Not all bad guys get done no, that's fucking obvious. But plenty of cunts do because sooner or later they keep getting away with it and push the fence further and further till they fuck up and get caught, I've known plenty over the years who've fucked up in various ways and the common theme was they all thought "they'll never catch me at it." As for being naive, I'm in my 30s cunt, what are you, fucking 18 or something. Do one.
>>28190756
I'm careful mate. No more than a 4mg allowance a week - no more than 1mg per dose per day.
This has to be how normies feel. I want to go to a semi-crowded bar for drinks with people in a city center.
Biked to work earlier lads and there was a fucking huge puddle right in the middle of the road
Decided to hop off and jog past it on the pavement cos it was pretty deep and the waves from cars would probably have just knocked me off
And some guy in a van slowed right down and yelled something at me, seemed pretty mad but I never heard a word he said
Any guesses? Dunno why he'd be mad, all I did was get myself fucking soaked from the cars going past splashing me
>>28190820
Go easy mate, try not to pop them every day, that's how the addiction will creep up on you and then when you stop your anxieties will increase 10x
Just tryna help a brother out, I've been there several times
>configured my seedbox to auto download the latest episodes of celeb juice
comfy lads
>>28190809
>Age means you can't be naive
Regret writing you a reply now tbqh
>>28190987
Have a you autist.
someone redpill me on ken livingstone pls
>>28190820
This:
>>28190894
Also I'd switch to diazepam if you can, it lasts longer and has less side effects, alazopram is mainly for panic attacks
>>28191110
He's old labour, fights for the common man and not the islamic parasites.
>>28191059
I'll return the favour you miserable auld cunt x
Thread's a bit dead at the mo isn't it?
NEW THREADDDl
>>28191298
>>28191298
>>28191276
I can update you on my speed dealing venture if you like
>>28191276
No one posts in a thread near limit
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