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Friday night edition
what are your plans for the weekend lads
fuck all my only friend doesnt want to see me
>>28209639
25-30.
30 is the big one desu. You'd be surprised to find out how many people are virgins at and even after finishing uni. So many of my co workers are virgins, women too.
What shall we use to fill the empty spaces
Post waifus
>>28209660
Then he isn't a true friend
Just saw Civil War.
Ant Man steals the fucking show desu
>>28209660
Why not lad? What happened?
>>28209632
Gonna wank myself dry because >tfw no bp to pound senseless
>>28209660
why not?
blox 67543
At wut age is still being a virgin weird?
>>28209709
25+
ococo
>>28209660
Going on 7 years friendless here. Fuck them, you're better off alone with us robots.
>>28209632
Meeting someone about potentially forming a band then going to a house party with a friend whose over from northern Ireland after.
Lads lads etc.
>>28209709
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>>28209690
no idea tbqh lad think hes probs just sick of me, hes been my only friend for about 13 years and i think he just wants to get on with his life without a loser like me to worry about
Why is Britain the only country to have it's own general on this board? Is your gene pool that weak? Why? All the strong men wiped out in WW1?
>>28209670
posting the waifu.
>>28209702
one day you will get one lad.
>>28209709
28
>>28209670
Reporting in, nice friday.
>>28209702
Where are you from? commentoriginal
>>28209746
>one day you will get one lad.
This is r9k, not facebook/twitter m8
We understand the reality here
>>28209736
What did he actually say?
inb4 he doesn't want to hang out today and you're over reacting.
Work because I'm a retail wage slave
>>28209765
It's because he's a normie scum.
Bored shitless rewatching prison break on netflix
>tfw you just took a shit in the shower and you can't tell if the files are landing all over your leg or if it's just the water
Watching Leicester win the PL, been waiting my whole life for this
>>28209632
fucking hell, haven't got that far yet OP
What film is it tonight?
>>28209632
Gotta complete the next three days of Halo Reach daily challenges, or I won't get the weekly challenge.
It's all or nothing, lads.
>>28209796
Alistair Gee In The House of Commons
Gonna buy a cheep bottle of spars finest cider and play dark souls 3 with some folk
>decided to go for that walk after all
>go a few miles on the public footpath and reach the road
>go through a hedge into some woods because taking some nice photos
>walking through the woods I come across some empty shotgun cartridges and a den made of branches with a few empty cans of beer in it
>don't think anything of it outside, keep walking and taking my pics
>hairy ginger guy about 35 in farmer clothes suddenly comes into my vision
>he's carrying a fucking broken shotgun with no cartridge and immediately tells me that it's not loaded
>gives me a bollocking asking what I was doing
>turns out I was fucking trespassing
>apologise and say I won't do it again and get away with it because I look about 15
I didn't see any signs or anything and it looked so empty. This is why I don't fucking go outside.
>>28209777
bit rude lad.
>>28209796
the German dub of K-on film but with Spanish subs.
>>28209831
Sorrry, I meant "don't think anything of it outside of local kids pissing about".
Pic related I found it carved into a tree in that wood "He's coming to get you"
>>28209632
Watching snooker right now
gonna go over to my friends house for drinks later
>>28209885
I swear to fucking god I'm useless today. 3rd time lucky.
>>28209676
fuck off, normie manchild twat
Here's all the sissy gear Poleaboo bought
>>28209929
You worry me lad, you truly do.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/28/in-london-men-pay-to-be-beaten-up-by-beautiful-women-5839897/
The fuck is wrong with Southerners?
>>28209632
Girlfriend gets back to London from Cornwall tomorrow so we're getting dinner with some friends in central and seeing where the night takes us.
Not sure what we'll do after dinner actually, need to have a look if there's any decent gigs on. If not probably just hang out at mine, smoke some weed, play some smash bros.
>>28209632
My little Sister, who is now 18, invited me out to a Jazz bar with some of her friends to see another of her friends play in a band. Haven't suited up for a nice event in over a year so it should be fun.
>>28209990
>gf
get the fuck out of here normie
failed my NVQ Hair and Beauty course lads
I'm fucking gutted, this was my chance to turn my life around and I blew it
I'm 32, I can't spend much longer in education but I don't know where to turn
>>28209979
>http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/28/in-london-men-pay-to-be-beaten-up-by-beautiful-women-5839897/
This isn't exactly news, if someone is into power roleplay chances are they play the opposite role they see themselves in day to day life.
Been shitposting at work all day today lads. Done fuck all work today but no-one cares because I'm a lackey. Feels good literally getting paid to shitpost on /pol/ and arcanine.
>tfw no reaction image folder on my work PC tho
>>28209632
Going shopping for some cutlery and stuff for when I move out in a couple of weeks. Then I'll probably watch anime and drink beer all weekend.
>>28210001
>NVQ Hair and Beauty
>32 y/o man
I thought only 16 year old girls who were too stupid for GCSEs did that?
>>28210015
inb4 200 shitposts about what a normie you arepretending to be.
>>28210015
>girlfried
GET OUUUUUT FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28210001
you have managed fit an astounding amount of pathetic sadness into a very low word count here, chum.
>>28210002
This isn't domintarix shit. It's paying to have a fight with a woman, and the assumption that you will lose.
>>28210001
>failed my NVQ Hair and Beauty course lads
>I'm 32
I CAN'T BREATHE
>>28210001
>failed my NVQ Hair and Beauty course
>I'm 32
>>28210067
That is exactly what dominatrix shit is, just because it's not explicitly sexual/nude doesn't mean it's not power play in a fetishistic context
>>28209979
Bunch of shandy-drinking ponces, by gum
>>28210056
i just copied and pasted it from /brit/ desu
probably a load of bollocks
>>28210086
Bro I don't think you're supposed to actually fight the dominatrix. You might be doing it wrong.
>>28209979
>>28210092
lmao imagine living in not-london
imagine the shame
>>28210106
Then what's your take on it?
>tfw some dog bit my puppy in the ear
>kick it in the stomach and throw it by its back leg
>runs back to stacy owner
>she starts going ape shit at me
>tell her her dog bit mine first and that im calling the police
>she picks up her dog and runs away
i guess this wasnt the first time the dog has bit another dog and it would have gotten put down
pupper is ok, isnt scared by other dogs or people and his ear is fine
>>28210000
CHECKED BABY!
>>28210042
>>28210069
>>28210081
You're have all been memed congratulations
>>28210114
No shame in being white, lad
>>28210117
It struck me as weird as fuck.
You're paying to have a fight with someone you assume you won't be able to beat. It's not BDSM play, it's a fight. You could potentially win.
I don't get it. Southerners are nutcases.
>>28209994
>Jazz bar
sounds pretentious as fuck.,
>>28210134
Don't care, it was well worth it lad, have a (you) for your efforts x
>>28210134
>haha i was just kidding lads, jokes on you for actualy BELIEVING something on the internet
>s-stop laughing now guys
>>28210123
>kicking a wanwan ever
Nooooooo!
>>28210123
What breed is your pupper? One of my dogs, pic related, got attacked by a rotty once. The woman had it on a lead and literally looked at me as she let it off, it immediately attacked my dog. The spiteful cunt got it under control pretty sharpish when I took my hunting knife out though.
>>28210114
>imagine being white
>shame
Try harder. Wales is best tier white sanctuary.
>>28210169
Well it's a bar that plays live music, and tonight it will be Jazz, including a friend of me and my sister. Never been to one before and neither has my she so I have no idea what it will be like.
>>28210001
This has to be fake, I don't buy it.
>>28210197
see
>>28210097
oceeee
Just got back from seeing new Captain America, it was pretty good. Only downside was being there alone, went in and it was full of spergs like me except they'd all paid 40bongs for the stupid hotdogs and popcorn.
As my fucking luck would have it the twat on the till put me right in the back fucking corner even though there were loads of other seats in the back free, right next to a couple who spent half the movie chatting and the other half sucking face.
Why the fuck do people come to the cinema and do that? I wanna watch a film and so does everyone else, if you wanna play tongue tango do it in your house you cunts not sitting in between a bunch of other people.
it's been 6 months and i still can't get any nhs paid surgery for my high arse crack
i can't believe stacys can get free boob implants but i can't have a surgery for a genuine ailment
>>28210265
Is this another /brit/ post?
>>28210263
>loads of empty seats
>didn't use them because his ticket said not to
It's your own fault for sperging so ahrd
>>28210263
>watching capeshit
There's your problem.
>>28210265
>>28210275
pasta meme
>>28210263
that's what you get for being an adult who watches men in costumes stand in front of green screens
>>28210286
I sat down first and they came in just as it started, I thought it would be okay but it just got worse and worse, I couldn't just get up once it had started and move to another seat.
>>28210275
>>28210304
i'm not memeing. i've posted about my high arse crack before and i always just get laughed off.
even the doctor fucking sniggered when i told him about it
>>28210309
I get subjected to dick heads who can't keep their hands off each other for 5 minutes?
I thought being an inconsiderate prick was more of an autist thing than a normie thing but today proved me wrong.
>>28209709
19
AFAIC
>>28210194
yellow lab, 5 months old, think the other dog was a black belgian shepherd
i had a knife with me too but i didnt want to go that far
>>28210180
>fell for the worst bait in history
>it w-wasn't r-real bait. 32 yo men r-really do study Hair and B-beauty
Take the L bro
IT IS 420 mY WEED SNOKERS WHO UP
>>28210475
stop the bully pls ;-;fuicking jammy faggot fo fuck yourself how dare you show me up
>>28210478
>mfw my dealer got arrested
What do I do now lads? I only found him through a friend and I have no idea how to find a new dealer
>>28210458
In my case it wasn't a nip on the ear it was a fight. My Weim is strong, and she knows how to defend herself but if someone didn't intervene the rottie would have won which is why I panicked.
>>28210518
Dunno either lad. You have to have some basic level of social skill to be able to establish a dealer and pick weed up. If I didn't have friends that knew how to do it I would probably never ever smoke
>>28210518
>not using the dark web
>tfw normies ruined the it's wednesday my dudes meme due to "le dank meme" pages on Normiebook
And another one bites the dust.
>>28210194
>>28210458
>She got it under control pretty quick when I got my hunting knife out
Haha hahahahaha
Did you have a trilby and a trench coat on too lad
>>28210617
Yes I was wearing my normie armour at the time, it is very fashionable and the colours suit my ponytail
I also stopped to tell her about mens rights and how religion is a fallacy by she friend zoned me
>>28210617
No but I live in rural wales I have a knife I carry with me and it was my dog. I panicked and grabbed the closest thing I thought could stop a big ass rottweiler hurting her.
>>28209670
Hello
>>28209749
Nice outfit.
>>28210617
Yes I was wearing my normie armour at the time, it is very fashionable and the colours suit my ponytail
I also stopped to tell her about mens rights and how religion is a fallacy but she friend zoned me
>tfw absolutely smashed my first exam
Solid 80% I reckon, loving life lads
Time to spend the rest of the evening playing FM and Rocket League to celebrate
>>28210652
>>28210666
How the fuck have you managed that lad
Fuck me you've broke the robot you sly cunt
>>28210679
>but
>by
>finished dark souls 3 yesterday
>slept 16hours straight afterwards
nice couple of days of escapism, felt good not sitting browsing 4chan all day for once
>only "evidence" that poleaboo exists is a letter from a word document with any and all identifying information crossed-out
Are we going to keep this meme up?
>>28210786
Parried some cheeky cunt in pvp yesterday
Felt like a very bad man
>>28210676
Study for the next one, use your academic highs wisely and don't waste them on trivial, uncultured garbage.
>>28210676
What for? Better be a STEM subject, lad
>>28210849
Quantum Mechanics
>>28210827
but moooooooooooooom
>>28210849
If the M stands for Media, yeah.
>>28210541
Nice pic, where was it taken at? Northerner?
>>28210868
Schrodinger's cat XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28210676
What was the key to your success? Do you feel this result could be replicated in future exams?
>>28210969
xD
You'll never believe it, but you've probably used a WKB approximation without even realising it!
Like... when you try to walk fast with a drink without spilling it, LOL
>>28210988
Heisenberg Principle!! ROFL!
Like the guy from Breaking the Bad! xD
>>28210974
You mean my revision plans?
>2-3 days going over every bit of the course, noting down key equations, derivations, motivations etc
>3-4 days going over every tutorial question to remind myself how to actually answer questions
>1-2 days doing past papers to see if I can actually do an exam
>Do the exam
>>28210944
Me and one of my dogs up in the hills near me. Clwyd to be exact.
>>28211031
Near Prestatyn?
Been there 50 times. Comfy as fuck driving through those hills in the summer with peacocks along the roads
>>28211020
>revision
Oh so you basically just cheated by memorising the course for a short amount of time.
I wonder how well you'd perform 5 years after graduating, HMM.
>>28211031
Oh right, looks fairly similar to Yorkshire hills (not proper dales, just the countryside we get here).
>>28211062
That's what reference books are for. No one can remember everything they learn and no one expects them to
>>28211098
If you get a degree that says you're a master of physics, I expect you to be able to recall the derivation of every equation you use.
>be kissless virgin
>16 yo cousin has a bf who is 18
>14yo stepsister has a bf who is 18
makes me feel dead inside desu
>>28210134
>stealing my post from /brit/ for (You)s
kill yourself
>>28211119
If you get a degree in computer science, I expect you to memorize every single function and library and feature of your language
>>28211139
If they're a MASTER of computer science, yeah.
A Bachelor no, that suggests they just flirted with it, slept around with a few languages and left to do something else.
>>28211152
>they just flirted with it, slept around with a few languages and left to do something else
me w/ ur mum lol
>>28211126
So get a <16 year old girlfriend if it's that easy.
Most of us did.
>>28211162
lol fucking rekt m8
>>28211175
pwnage xD
>>28211162
>>28211175
I'm done with you fucking children. I'm going back to r/britfeel.
>>28211162
>>28211175
>>28211190
>>28211191
Oh snap...epic pwnage!!!
>>28209632
Where the fuck do you get these spicy memes from? This is the hottest one I've ever seen!
>>28209929
>~180 squids
you've given up poleaboo
>>28209831
It's not like they were ever going to shoot you, they would get life for that and their shotguns taken away forever.
>>28211289
Nothing a normie's paypal account can't fix.
>>28211289
It's just a fun distraction until she goes on holiday and I can access her facebook messages
Saw my brother in audience of Jeremy Kyle today
He kept that quiet. Surprised he wasn't on the show. 6 kids by 3 different women.
>>28211330
I knew that, wasn't worried about that bit.even if he did he'd be doing me a favourbut it was the knowing I'd fucked up that made me uncomfortable.
ok so out of these two games what do I play first
nathan drake collection
killzone shadow fall
>>28211360
Audience? That's the queue mate.
>>28209676
Saw it last night at a private screening for free. (friend is assistant manager at local cinema) Good film and yes Antman is funny. I actually found myself liking the new Spiderman as well which I wasn't expecting.
Playing Dark Souls 3 and just screaming.
>>28211379
It sounds like you have actual autism so I can't help you there but a normal person would just move on because it wasn't significant
>>28211168
i forgot r9k was full of normies now
bye
>>28209831
Calm down, it was just a simple misunderstanding. I'm guessing you don't get into many social situations, so this would seem like the worst thing in the world, but it's not.
You're just continuing the vicious cycle if you let that mistake get to you. Everyone makes mistakes.
>>28211475
ohio go zaimass
>>28211475
I've had a GF and generally lurk here desu as do some of my RL friends who have significant others. I think the no-girlfriend thing is just a myth.
>inb4 the rees.
okay lads my mum works at a firm in the city that deals in finance, there's a job opening for a 'temporary facilities assistant' which is basically menial work
she says I should put my application in for it because it will get my foot in the door at the firm, despite the fact that it's just menial shit. She also says that it's 300 quid a week, works out to be 6.60 an hour. Should I go for it? it sounds like a waste of time to me but I don't know - yes I can put the experience down on my CV and that but like I said to her, if I was emptying the bins in a financial firm it doesn't mean I have experience in finance
I ideally want to wind up in politics so I feel like this is a step in the wrong direction. What do you reckon?
>>28211330
I'm like 75% sure a farmer took a shot at me ages ago when I was like 15
I climbed a wall and heard someone yell at me and there was a massive bang and a chunk got taken out of the wall like 10m to my left, it was private land and I was just strolling about on a walk at like 7pm
>>28211503
Sometimes it's good to have a job instead of not anything at all, but your mom will still treat you like her son while working there.
>>28211503
Better than nothing I suppose. I wouldn't worry about it blemishing your career too much, my friend had car valleting and post office grunt work on his CV yet still managed to get in as a runner for a TV production house, now he's freelance earning about 50 grand a year. So yeah, go for it, something looks better than nothing plus pays the bills in the meantime.
>>28211503
>I ideally want to wind up in politics
Kill yourself
Seriously
>>28211503
wont you be getting living wage now?
>>28211503
"Temporary" mate
It's a good idea. Even if you just do it while looking elsewhere it's an easy 300 quid, and at the end of the day like your mum said it does get your foot in the door at that company
>>28211528
Runner is literally on a lower level than post office grunt work and car valeting so I'm not sure what you're getting at there
>>28211494
>>28211433
Nah, I played up how big of a deal it was because my life is fucking boring. I don't really get out much though, I don't have anywhere to go.
>>28211503
Wage seems very low. I get more working part time in a fast food restaurant.
>>28209670
I'll fill your empty space if you want lad :^)
>>28211548
Yeah but if you've got common sense and learn quickly, it's a great foot in the door to better things. Did you miss the bit in my reply where I mentioned he's now earning over 50K a year?
>>28209670
Advantages of Nymph-chan waifu:
>good computer skills
>small
>qt
>"easy to cum to"
>>28211521
>>28211528
>>28211545
I would genuinely be earning more if I went to Tesco or the Sainsbury's down the road but like you said, I'm worried about the experience. I was also planning on ringing around MPs offices and seeing if I can't get some experience in there which is what I'd really like to do - I don't want to be tied up in this job meaning I can't accept those. Hours are from 8:30 to 5:30 and I have to commute up to London
>>28211355
you got into her fb again?
didn't your last phishing attempt fail?
>>28211565
Yea but it wasn't really relevant unless those jobs had an actual impact on his freelance business
>>28211503
Do it. You will get the job and the experience is invaluable.
>>28211592
Not saying I'm Poleaboo and I'm not saying I'm engaging in criminal activity
But I will say this: They think they have the upper hand after repeated checks supposedly pushed me into a corner but in reality they've just set me up to place them in checkmate and they don't even realise it
>>28211536
Living wage
-applies only to those over 25
-is not applicable to salaried positions
>>28211638
Is that anime about chess?
If so, whats it called?
>>28211638
That IS a checkmate.
Even if you move the queen to cancel check, black's queen takes it next turn and retains check with a King that can't move because it blocked by those two pawns.
>>28211667
nah, it's Code Gayass
Fucking hate it
>>28211676
I'll just post an empty or board or single chess piece next time
>>28211693
>hate it
celouch is a fucking bad-ass dude, and C2 is cute
what's not to love?
>>28211693
Code Geass is good tho desu
>>28211676
>Even if you move the queen to cancel check,
Then it's not checkmate is it...
What's movie night tonight?
I fell asleep during Demo Man last week, but I enjoyed what I saw.
>>28211693
> Hating Pizza Hut: The Anime
Yep, I knew there was a reason I didn't like you.
>>28211719
>celouch is a fucking bad-ass dude,
He's a prissy bitch with nonsensical morals and goals
>C2 is cute
babbys first waifu
>>28211747
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
My taste > Your taste
http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Straight_Pride
>>28211755
No self-respecting chess player would make that play just to lose a queen, you patzer.
>>28211431
How are you finding it? I just beat the dancer, solo too. Feels good man.
Any effeminate homosexuals online tonight?
>>28211719
>C2 is cute
Don't you mean "C2 a qt"?
>>28211794
No self respecting chess player would carry on playing when they only have a queen and a rook against queen, bishop, rook and 2 extra pawns
>>28211828
no I meant what I posted
>>28211824
>Any effeminate homosexuals online tonight?
>>>LGBT
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
Showing this week is Ali G Indahouse, the Sacha Baron Cohen comedy. The movie will start at 10pm, with some music beforehand and comedy afterwards.
Its on at the usual place, hope to see you lads there!
>>28211824
>effeminate
Prison gay alert
>>28211858
Nothing wrong with a bit of man-clunge.
>>28211852
I come every week, but I'd rather eat my own shit than watch fucking Ali G. Literally comedy for school children
>>28211874
Poleaboo likes it, the film is ironic, I think
>>28211874
Is this bait?
The old man cleaning the railings scene alone is worth it, not to mention Bilbo getting bummed.
>>28211887
Of course a paki likes it. What a cliche
Ali G is shit
>>28211844
That's not my type really :-/
>>28211858
Nah!
>>28209632
wubbalubbadubbdub brueywjsnddalifaehrnfoo
>whyfoo
>>28211907
At least I understand it's a comedy
>>28211931
Congrats, I guess?
>>28211913
youre objectively wrong, ali g is a supreme satire
>>28211813
It's amazing. Beat it and now playing an edgy katana character because I've never used katanas in souls games before.
>>28211824
mee
though i lack social skills :/
Work night out tonight
I think i'll play dark souls instead
>>28212016
Don't need social skills when you're on the end of my dick
>>28211852
You know I'll be there gorillafam.
Good film choice too, should be some good banter in the chat.
Cramming for finals. Really fucking depressed over this. Can't wait to just take organic chem over the summer.
>>28209632
>what are your plans for the weekend lads
Going to Spain to escape this weather
>>28211915
>That's not my type really :-/
Gays aren't your type? The fuck does that mean? You just asked for a man.
>>28212016
Great so you won't cheat on me. E-mail?
>>28211981
How do yanks eat pancakes for breakfast? They're so sweet it's basically a desert.
>>28212032
Well, uh, no haha...
What did you expect?
Work and wishing for the sweet release of death, usual stuff.
>>28212032
He only likes ones that look like women because he's too undesirable for women so he thinks men are easier
>>28212026
I've never heard a brit call it 'finals'
based kek
>>28212081
I'm an Americunt
>>28212104
shocker
PS. get out ree etc
The hype over Leicester winning the EPL is so great a little part of me wants them to catastrophically choke.
But I'm a Crewe supporter so all I know is misery.
>>28212162
As a Man U supporter this might be the first time I want my team to lose
Just bought this am I going to look like an autist?
>>28211769
It's a documentary the rise to power of the right honourable Alistair Gee, MP for Staines.
>>28212197
>is "x arbitrary item of clothing/action/hobby" going to look autistic if done by an r9k user
Yes
>go to Paki shop for some biscuits
>says its 65p for one or two for a pound
>Only take one
>>28211874
Are you saying EssAnon has poor taste in films?
>>28212197
If you don't look autistic regardless, you should be friend.
>>28212228
AUTIST WITHIN, AUTIST WITHOUT!
>>28212279
*fineI think the loneliness is getting to me.
>>28212082
based granny 10/10
>>28212311
Me too. What should we do about it?
>>28212346
I think I might continue to procrastinate my way to oblivion.
>>28212464
Sounds absolutely great to me. There's nothing else I'd rather be doing. At all.
>>28211562
Nice cock mate.
>>28212464
>>28212346
Sorry to tell you lads, the ride never ends. You just take the lows as they come, and hope you don't have too many.
>>28212501
>tfw I've been saying I'll start job hunting any day now for 3 months
>realise I need to find out my NI number first
I'm just too miserable for life, t b h.
>>28211852
Sure am looking foward to the film night, I wish we could have some kind of catchy K-Pop music videos in the run-up this week.
Rolling up my weed right now got any idea of things I should do/watch?
>>28212533
At least you have one
>>28212531
I have bipolar so I'm just about fucking sick of lows by now.
>>28212547
Rasheed! *Growls*
>>28212568
Jamal*
*whips out fat dick*
>>28212558
Sorry to hear that.
I think the trick is to just take note of when you're having a good day and just remind yourself that "it's happening now, and it's happened before, so it'll happen in the future too".
I say that, because that's what I told myself the other day. I'll be happy again soon.
>>28212608
Ahh I do but the thing is I don't fucking WANT ANY OF IT
that's why i wanna kill myself
Need some help lads, got a job application form with a basic question but my minds drawing a blank. Assistance would be great.
Describe a situation where you explained something complex, what approach did you take and what was the outcome?
>>28212558
What are the warning signs of bipolar
I've been put on olanzapine for my paranoia & delusions and it treats schizophrenia & biploar so I'm trying to figure out which they think I have
>>28212700
Someone asked for help fixing their computer on a forum I frequent so I helped them diagnose and fix the issue without having physical access to the machine
>called into meeting at wagekek
>expected excoriation
>recieved admonition
Rollercoaster of feels today lads
>>28212706
They don't think you have either as such, they're using antipsychotics to try and stop the paranoia and delusions. They're wondering if you have schizophrenia or bipolar.
As for warning signs I was always a weird cunt so I don't know.
>>28212706
When do you get paranoia and delusions? Any pattern? Any triggers for it? Does your mood change?
>>28212770
thanks for the info
I was thinking bipolar because sometimes I feel so incredible I mean it's like for 1 hour a month but I honestly feel so great, then sometimes I feel really shitty I mean I won't want to wake up, then the rest of the time I'm netural
>>28212730
Why do you talk like you're an NPC in Dark Souls?
>>28212794
mostly caused when I go outside (I go to doctors appointments every few months) so going outside definatly makes it a shitton worse as for mood see >>28212795
>>28212730
Those are some big words there laddy. Also I looked them up and excoriation is defined as a scratch or abrasion of the skin. Trying to look smart doesn't always work but good try
>>28212730
>called into /britfeel/
>expect irreverency
>receive exsanguination
Neither of those things are true but they're the only two big words I know.
Does anyone have trouble translating what they want to say into speech?
Today in the store where I work I approached a puzzled looking customer and, in my had, had worked through the line "Can I help you with anything?" in a pleasant tone.
What came out was "wojja won?" in a gruff, almost confrontational manner which left him mumbling and leaving the aisle.
Any late diagnosed autists here?
I wasn't diagnosed until recently at the age of 24.
>>28212842
Yeah, but that's only one of the definitions, isn't it?
>>28212818
>>28212795
Can't think straight today. I don't know the nuances of your mind enough to guess whether it's either one or even something like psychotic depression.
>>28212730
So what you thought would happen happened.
>>28212842
>>28212897
low class knuckledragger BTFO
>>28212876
You can have these big words for free: gallimaufry, tatterdemalion, preprimipara
>>28212031
I've honestly considered emigrating full stop in October. I can cope with 3 months of winter a year, but this is just fucking beyond the pale now.
>>28212897
Fair enough, I got a bloody medical dictionary as the first result. You still sounded like a bit of a twat though
Was Hillsborough blown out of proportion or do I just not get it?
anyone want to go camping with me?
>>28213005
>Was Hillsborough blown out of proportion or do I just not get it?
jews did it
>>28212971
I'd miss the green rolling hills and the comfy as fuck rural villages.
Wouldn't miss 9 months of grey, grey and more grey though
