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Friday night edition
what are your plans for the weekend lads
fuck all my only friend doesnt want to see me
>>28209639
25-30.
30 is the big one desu. You'd be surprised to find out how many people are virgins at and even after finishing uni. So many of my co workers are virgins, women too.
What shall we use to fill the empty spaces
Post waifus
>>28209660
Then he isn't a true friend
Just saw Civil War.
Ant Man steals the fucking show desu
>>28209660
Why not lad? What happened?
>>28209632
Gonna wank myself dry because >tfw no bp to pound senseless
>>28209660
why not?
blox 67543
At wut age is still being a virgin weird?
>>28209709
25+
ococo
>>28209660
Going on 7 years friendless here. Fuck them, you're better off alone with us robots.
>>28209632
Meeting someone about potentially forming a band then going to a house party with a friend whose over from northern Ireland after.
Lads lads etc.
>>28209709
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>>28209690
no idea tbqh lad think hes probs just sick of me, hes been my only friend for about 13 years and i think he just wants to get on with his life without a loser like me to worry about
Why is Britain the only country to have it's own general on this board? Is your gene pool that weak? Why? All the strong men wiped out in WW1?
>>28209670
posting the waifu.
>>28209702
one day you will get one lad.
>>28209709
28
>>28209670
Reporting in, nice friday.
>>28209702
Where are you from? commentoriginal
>>28209746
>one day you will get one lad.
This is r9k, not facebook/twitter m8
We understand the reality here
>>28209736
What did he actually say?
inb4 he doesn't want to hang out today and you're over reacting.
Work because I'm a retail wage slave
>>28209765
It's because he's a normie scum.
Bored shitless rewatching prison break on netflix
>tfw you just took a shit in the shower and you can't tell if the files are landing all over your leg or if it's just the water
Watching Leicester win the PL, been waiting my whole life for this
>>28209632
fucking hell, haven't got that far yet OP
What film is it tonight?
>>28209632
Gotta complete the next three days of Halo Reach daily challenges, or I won't get the weekly challenge.
It's all or nothing, lads.
>>28209796
Alistair Gee In The House of Commons
Gonna buy a cheep bottle of spars finest cider and play dark souls 3 with some folk
>decided to go for that walk after all
>go a few miles on the public footpath and reach the road
>go through a hedge into some woods because taking some nice photos
>walking through the woods I come across some empty shotgun cartridges and a den made of branches with a few empty cans of beer in it
>don't think anything of it outside, keep walking and taking my pics
>hairy ginger guy about 35 in farmer clothes suddenly comes into my vision
>he's carrying a fucking broken shotgun with no cartridge and immediately tells me that it's not loaded
>gives me a bollocking asking what I was doing
>turns out I was fucking trespassing
>apologise and say I won't do it again and get away with it because I look about 15
I didn't see any signs or anything and it looked so empty. This is why I don't fucking go outside.
>>28209777
bit rude lad.
>>28209796
the German dub of K-on film but with Spanish subs.
>>28209831
Sorrry, I meant "don't think anything of it outside of local kids pissing about".
Pic related I found it carved into a tree in that wood "He's coming to get you"
>>28209632
Watching snooker right now
gonna go over to my friends house for drinks later
>>28209885
I swear to fucking god I'm useless today. 3rd time lucky.
>>28209676
fuck off, normie manchild twat
Here's all the sissy gear Poleaboo bought
>>28209929
You worry me lad, you truly do.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/28/in-london-men-pay-to-be-beaten-up-by-beautiful-women-5839897/
The fuck is wrong with Southerners?
>>28209632
Girlfriend gets back to London from Cornwall tomorrow so we're getting dinner with some friends in central and seeing where the night takes us.
Not sure what we'll do after dinner actually, need to have a look if there's any decent gigs on. If not probably just hang out at mine, smoke some weed, play some smash bros.
>>28209632
My little Sister, who is now 18, invited me out to a Jazz bar with some of her friends to see another of her friends play in a band. Haven't suited up for a nice event in over a year so it should be fun.
>>28209990
>gf
get the fuck out of here normie
failed my NVQ Hair and Beauty course lads
I'm fucking gutted, this was my chance to turn my life around and I blew it
I'm 32, I can't spend much longer in education but I don't know where to turn
>>28209979
>http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/28/in-london-men-pay-to-be-beaten-up-by-beautiful-women-5839897/
This isn't exactly news, if someone is into power roleplay chances are they play the opposite role they see themselves in day to day life.
Been shitposting at work all day today lads. Done fuck all work today but no-one cares because I'm a lackey. Feels good literally getting paid to shitpost on /pol/ and arcanine.
>tfw no reaction image folder on my work PC tho
>>28209632
Going shopping for some cutlery and stuff for when I move out in a couple of weeks. Then I'll probably watch anime and drink beer all weekend.
>>28210001
>NVQ Hair and Beauty
>32 y/o man
I thought only 16 year old girls who were too stupid for GCSEs did that?
>>28210015
inb4 200 shitposts about what a normie you arepretending to be.
>>28210015
>girlfried
GET OUUUUUT FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28210001
you have managed fit an astounding amount of pathetic sadness into a very low word count here, chum.
>>28210002
This isn't domintarix shit. It's paying to have a fight with a woman, and the assumption that you will lose.
>>28210001
>failed my NVQ Hair and Beauty course lads
>I'm 32
I CAN'T BREATHE
>>28210001
>failed my NVQ Hair and Beauty course
>I'm 32
>>28210067
That is exactly what dominatrix shit is, just because it's not explicitly sexual/nude doesn't mean it's not power play in a fetishistic context
>>28209979
Bunch of shandy-drinking ponces, by gum
>>28210056
i just copied and pasted it from /brit/ desu
probably a load of bollocks
>>28210086
Bro I don't think you're supposed to actually fight the dominatrix. You might be doing it wrong.
>>28209979
>>28210092
lmao imagine living in not-london
imagine the shame
>>28210106
Then what's your take on it?
>tfw some dog bit my puppy in the ear
>kick it in the stomach and throw it by its back leg
>runs back to stacy owner
>she starts going ape shit at me
>tell her her dog bit mine first and that im calling the police
>she picks up her dog and runs away
i guess this wasnt the first time the dog has bit another dog and it would have gotten put down
pupper is ok, isnt scared by other dogs or people and his ear is fine
>>28210000
CHECKED BABY!
>>28210042
>>28210069
>>28210081
You're have all been memed congratulations
>>28210114
No shame in being white, lad
>>28210117
It struck me as weird as fuck.
You're paying to have a fight with someone you assume you won't be able to beat. It's not BDSM play, it's a fight. You could potentially win.
I don't get it. Southerners are nutcases.
>>28209994
>Jazz bar
sounds pretentious as fuck.,
>>28210134
Don't care, it was well worth it lad, have a (you) for your efforts x
>>28210134
>haha i was just kidding lads, jokes on you for actualy BELIEVING something on the internet
>s-stop laughing now guys
>>28210123
>kicking a wanwan ever
Nooooooo!
>>28210123
What breed is your pupper? One of my dogs, pic related, got attacked by a rotty once. The woman had it on a lead and literally looked at me as she let it off, it immediately attacked my dog. The spiteful cunt got it under control pretty sharpish when I took my hunting knife out though.
>>28210114
>imagine being white
>shame
Try harder. Wales is best tier white sanctuary.
>>28210169
Well it's a bar that plays live music, and tonight it will be Jazz, including a friend of me and my sister. Never been to one before and neither has my she so I have no idea what it will be like.
>>28210001
This has to be fake, I don't buy it.
>>28210197
see
>>28210097
oceeee
Just got back from seeing new Captain America, it was pretty good. Only downside was being there alone, went in and it was full of spergs like me except they'd all paid 40bongs for the stupid hotdogs and popcorn.
As my fucking luck would have it the twat on the till put me right in the back fucking corner even though there were loads of other seats in the back free, right next to a couple who spent half the movie chatting and the other half sucking face.
Why the fuck do people come to the cinema and do that? I wanna watch a film and so does everyone else, if you wanna play tongue tango do it in your house you cunts not sitting in between a bunch of other people.
it's been 6 months and i still can't get any nhs paid surgery for my high arse crack
i can't believe stacys can get free boob implants but i can't have a surgery for a genuine ailment
>>28210265
Is this another /brit/ post?
>>28210263
>loads of empty seats
>didn't use them because his ticket said not to
It's your own fault for sperging so ahrd
>>28210263
>watching capeshit
There's your problem.
>>28210265
>>28210275
pasta meme
>>28210263
that's what you get for being an adult who watches men in costumes stand in front of green screens
>>28210286
I sat down first and they came in just as it started, I thought it would be okay but it just got worse and worse, I couldn't just get up once it had started and move to another seat.
>>28210275
>>28210304
i'm not memeing. i've posted about my high arse crack before and i always just get laughed off.
even the doctor fucking sniggered when i told him about it
>>28210309
I get subjected to dick heads who can't keep their hands off each other for 5 minutes?
I thought being an inconsiderate prick was more of an autist thing than a normie thing but today proved me wrong.
>>28209709
19
AFAIC
>>28210194
yellow lab, 5 months old, think the other dog was a black belgian shepherd
i had a knife with me too but i didnt want to go that far
>>28210180
>fell for the worst bait in history
>it w-wasn't r-real bait. 32 yo men r-really do study Hair and B-beauty
Take the L bro
IT IS 420 mY WEED SNOKERS WHO UP
>>28210475
stop the bully pls ;-;fuicking jammy faggot fo fuck yourself how dare you show me up
>>28210478
>mfw my dealer got arrested
What do I do now lads? I only found him through a friend and I have no idea how to find a new dealer
>>28210458
In my case it wasn't a nip on the ear it was a fight. My Weim is strong, and she knows how to defend herself but if someone didn't intervene the rottie would have won which is why I panicked.
>>28210518
Dunno either lad. You have to have some basic level of social skill to be able to establish a dealer and pick weed up. If I didn't have friends that knew how to do it I would probably never ever smoke
>>28210518
>not using the dark web
>tfw normies ruined the it's wednesday my dudes meme due to "le dank meme" pages on Normiebook
And another one bites the dust.
>>28210194
>>28210458
>She got it under control pretty quick when I got my hunting knife out
Haha hahahahaha
Did you have a trilby and a trench coat on too lad
>>28210617
Yes I was wearing my normie armour at the time, it is very fashionable and the colours suit my ponytail
I also stopped to tell her about mens rights and how religion is a fallacy by she friend zoned me
>>28210617
No but I live in rural wales I have a knife I carry with me and it was my dog. I panicked and grabbed the closest thing I thought could stop a big ass rottweiler hurting her.
>>28209670
Hello
>>28209749
Nice outfit.
>>28210617
Yes I was wearing my normie armour at the time, it is very fashionable and the colours suit my ponytail
I also stopped to tell her about mens rights and how religion is a fallacy but she friend zoned me
>tfw absolutely smashed my first exam
Solid 80% I reckon, loving life lads
Time to spend the rest of the evening playing FM and Rocket League to celebrate
>>28210652
>>28210666
How the fuck have you managed that lad
Fuck me you've broke the robot you sly cunt
>>28210679
>but
>by
>finished dark souls 3 yesterday
>slept 16hours straight afterwards
nice couple of days of escapism, felt good not sitting browsing 4chan all day for once
>only "evidence" that poleaboo exists is a letter from a word document with any and all identifying information crossed-out
Are we going to keep this meme up?
>>28210786
Parried some cheeky cunt in pvp yesterday
Felt like a very bad man
>>28210676
Study for the next one, use your academic highs wisely and don't waste them on trivial, uncultured garbage.
>>28210676
What for? Better be a STEM subject, lad
>>28210849
Quantum Mechanics
>>28210827
but moooooooooooooom
>>28210849
If the M stands for Media, yeah.
>>28210541
Nice pic, where was it taken at? Northerner?
>>28210868
Schrodinger's cat XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28210676
What was the key to your success? Do you feel this result could be replicated in future exams?
>>28210969
xD
You'll never believe it, but you've probably used a WKB approximation without even realising it!
Like... when you try to walk fast with a drink without spilling it, LOL
>>28210988
Heisenberg Principle!! ROFL!
Like the guy from Breaking the Bad! xD
>>28210974
You mean my revision plans?
>2-3 days going over every bit of the course, noting down key equations, derivations, motivations etc
>3-4 days going over every tutorial question to remind myself how to actually answer questions
>1-2 days doing past papers to see if I can actually do an exam
>Do the exam
>>28210944
Me and one of my dogs up in the hills near me. Clwyd to be exact.
>>28211031
Near Prestatyn?
Been there 50 times. Comfy as fuck driving through those hills in the summer with peacocks along the roads
>>28211020
>revision
Oh so you basically just cheated by memorising the course for a short amount of time.
I wonder how well you'd perform 5 years after graduating, HMM.
>>28211031
Oh right, looks fairly similar to Yorkshire hills (not proper dales, just the countryside we get here).
>>28211062
That's what reference books are for. No one can remember everything they learn and no one expects them to
>>28211098
If you get a degree that says you're a master of physics, I expect you to be able to recall the derivation of every equation you use.
>be kissless virgin
>16 yo cousin has a bf who is 18
>14yo stepsister has a bf who is 18
makes me feel dead inside desu
>>28210134
>stealing my post from /brit/ for (You)s
kill yourself
>>28211119
If you get a degree in computer science, I expect you to memorize every single function and library and feature of your language
>>28211139
If they're a MASTER of computer science, yeah.
A Bachelor no, that suggests they just flirted with it, slept around with a few languages and left to do something else.
>>28211152
>they just flirted with it, slept around with a few languages and left to do something else
me w/ ur mum lol
>>28211126
So get a <16 year old girlfriend if it's that easy.
Most of us did.
>>28211162
lol fucking rekt m8
>>28211175
pwnage xD
>>28211162
>>28211175
I'm done with you fucking children. I'm going back to r/britfeel.
>>28211162
>>28211175
>>28211190
>>28211191
Oh snap...epic pwnage!!!
>>28209632
Where the fuck do you get these spicy memes from? This is the hottest one I've ever seen!
>>28209929
>~180 squids
you've given up poleaboo
>>28209831
It's not like they were ever going to shoot you, they would get life for that and their shotguns taken away forever.
>>28211289
Nothing a normie's paypal account can't fix.
>>28211289
It's just a fun distraction until she goes on holiday and I can access her facebook messages
Saw my brother in audience of Jeremy Kyle today
He kept that quiet. Surprised he wasn't on the show. 6 kids by 3 different women.
>>28211330
I knew that, wasn't worried about that bit.even if he did he'd be doing me a favourbut it was the knowing I'd fucked up that made me uncomfortable.
ok so out of these two games what do I play first
nathan drake collection
killzone shadow fall
>>28211360
Audience? That's the queue mate.
>>28209676
Saw it last night at a private screening for free. (friend is assistant manager at local cinema) Good film and yes Antman is funny. I actually found myself liking the new Spiderman as well which I wasn't expecting.
Playing Dark Souls 3 and just screaming.
>>28211379
It sounds like you have actual autism so I can't help you there but a normal person would just move on because it wasn't significant
>>28211168
i forgot r9k was full of normies now
bye
>>28209831
Calm down, it was just a simple misunderstanding. I'm guessing you don't get into many social situations, so this would seem like the worst thing in the world, but it's not.
You're just continuing the vicious cycle if you let that mistake get to you. Everyone makes mistakes.
>>28211475
ohio go zaimass
>>28211475
I've had a GF and generally lurk here desu as do some of my RL friends who have significant others. I think the no-girlfriend thing is just a myth.
>inb4 the rees.
okay lads my mum works at a firm in the city that deals in finance, there's a job opening for a 'temporary facilities assistant' which is basically menial work
she says I should put my application in for it because it will get my foot in the door at the firm, despite the fact that it's just menial shit. She also says that it's 300 quid a week, works out to be 6.60 an hour. Should I go for it? it sounds like a waste of time to me but I don't know - yes I can put the experience down on my CV and that but like I said to her, if I was emptying the bins in a financial firm it doesn't mean I have experience in finance
I ideally want to wind up in politics so I feel like this is a step in the wrong direction. What do you reckon?
>>28211330
I'm like 75% sure a farmer took a shot at me ages ago when I was like 15
I climbed a wall and heard someone yell at me and there was a massive bang and a chunk got taken out of the wall like 10m to my left, it was private land and I was just strolling about on a walk at like 7pm
>>28211503
Sometimes it's good to have a job instead of not anything at all, but your mom will still treat you like her son while working there.
>>28211503
Better than nothing I suppose. I wouldn't worry about it blemishing your career too much, my friend had car valleting and post office grunt work on his CV yet still managed to get in as a runner for a TV production house, now he's freelance earning about 50 grand a year. So yeah, go for it, something looks better than nothing plus pays the bills in the meantime.
>>28211503
>I ideally want to wind up in politics
Kill yourself
Seriously
>>28211503
wont you be getting living wage now?
>>28211503
"Temporary" mate
It's a good idea. Even if you just do it while looking elsewhere it's an easy 300 quid, and at the end of the day like your mum said it does get your foot in the door at that company
>>28211528
Runner is literally on a lower level than post office grunt work and car valeting so I'm not sure what you're getting at there
>>28211494
>>28211433
Nah, I played up how big of a deal it was because my life is fucking boring. I don't really get out much though, I don't have anywhere to go.
>>28211503
Wage seems very low. I get more working part time in a fast food restaurant.
>>28209670
I'll fill your empty space if you want lad :^)
>>28211548
Yeah but if you've got common sense and learn quickly, it's a great foot in the door to better things. Did you miss the bit in my reply where I mentioned he's now earning over 50K a year?
>>28209670
Advantages of Nymph-chan waifu:
>good computer skills
>small
>qt
>"easy to cum to"
>>28211521
>>28211528
>>28211545
I would genuinely be earning more if I went to Tesco or the Sainsbury's down the road but like you said, I'm worried about the experience. I was also planning on ringing around MPs offices and seeing if I can't get some experience in there which is what I'd really like to do - I don't want to be tied up in this job meaning I can't accept those. Hours are from 8:30 to 5:30 and I have to commute up to London
>>28211355
you got into her fb again?
didn't your last phishing attempt fail?
>>28211565
Yea but it wasn't really relevant unless those jobs had an actual impact on his freelance business
>>28211503
Do it. You will get the job and the experience is invaluable.
>>28211592
Not saying I'm Poleaboo and I'm not saying I'm engaging in criminal activity
But I will say this: They think they have the upper hand after repeated checks supposedly pushed me into a corner but in reality they've just set me up to place them in checkmate and they don't even realise it
>>28211536
Living wage
-applies only to those over 25
-is not applicable to salaried positions
>>28211638
Is that anime about chess?
If so, whats it called?
>>28211638
That IS a checkmate.
Even if you move the queen to cancel check, black's queen takes it next turn and retains check with a King that can't move because it blocked by those two pawns.
>>28211667
nah, it's Code Gayass
Fucking hate it
>>28211676
I'll just post an empty or board or single chess piece next time
>>28211693
>hate it
celouch is a fucking bad-ass dude, and C2 is cute
what's not to love?
>>28211693
Code Geass is good tho desu
>>28211676
>Even if you move the queen to cancel check,
Then it's not checkmate is it...
What's movie night tonight?
I fell asleep during Demo Man last week, but I enjoyed what I saw.
>>28211693
> Hating Pizza Hut: The Anime
Yep, I knew there was a reason I didn't like you.
>>28211719
>celouch is a fucking bad-ass dude,
He's a prissy bitch with nonsensical morals and goals
>C2 is cute
babbys first waifu
>>28211747
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
My taste > Your taste
http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Straight_Pride
>>28211755
No self-respecting chess player would make that play just to lose a queen, you patzer.
>>28211431
How are you finding it? I just beat the dancer, solo too. Feels good man.
Any effeminate homosexuals online tonight?
>>28211719
>C2 is cute
Don't you mean "C2 a qt"?
>>28211794
No self respecting chess player would carry on playing when they only have a queen and a rook against queen, bishop, rook and 2 extra pawns
>>28211828
no I meant what I posted
>>28211824
>Any effeminate homosexuals online tonight?
>>>LGBT
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
Showing this week is Ali G Indahouse, the Sacha Baron Cohen comedy. The movie will start at 10pm, with some music beforehand and comedy afterwards.
Its on at the usual place, hope to see you lads there!
>>28211824
>effeminate
Prison gay alert
>>28211858
Nothing wrong with a bit of man-clunge.
>>28211852
I come every week, but I'd rather eat my own shit than watch fucking Ali G. Literally comedy for school children
>>28211874
Poleaboo likes it, the film is ironic, I think
>>28211874
Is this bait?
The old man cleaning the railings scene alone is worth it, not to mention Bilbo getting bummed.
>>28211887
Of course a paki likes it. What a cliche
Ali G is shit
>>28211844
That's not my type really :-/
>>28211858
Nah!
>>28209632
wubbalubbadubbdub brueywjsnddalifaehrnfoo
>whyfoo
>>28211907
At least I understand it's a comedy
>>28211931
Congrats, I guess?
>>28211913
youre objectively wrong, ali g is a supreme satire
>>28211813
It's amazing. Beat it and now playing an edgy katana character because I've never used katanas in souls games before.
>>28211824
mee
though i lack social skills :/
Work night out tonight
I think i'll play dark souls instead
>>28212016
Don't need social skills when you're on the end of my dick
>>28211852
You know I'll be there gorillafam.
Good film choice too, should be some good banter in the chat.
Cramming for finals. Really fucking depressed over this. Can't wait to just take organic chem over the summer.
>>28209632
>what are your plans for the weekend lads
Going to Spain to escape this weather
>>28211915
>That's not my type really :-/
Gays aren't your type? The fuck does that mean? You just asked for a man.
>>28212016
Great so you won't cheat on me. E-mail?
>>28211981
How do yanks eat pancakes for breakfast? They're so sweet it's basically a desert.
>>28212032
Well, uh, no haha...
What did you expect?
Work and wishing for the sweet release of death, usual stuff.
>>28212032
He only likes ones that look like women because he's too undesirable for women so he thinks men are easier
>>28212026
I've never heard a brit call it 'finals'
based kek
>>28212081
I'm an Americunt
>>28212104
shocker
PS. get out ree etc
The hype over Leicester winning the EPL is so great a little part of me wants them to catastrophically choke.
But I'm a Crewe supporter so all I know is misery.
>>28212162
As a Man U supporter this might be the first time I want my team to lose
Just bought this am I going to look like an autist?
>>28211769
It's a documentary the rise to power of the right honourable Alistair Gee, MP for Staines.
>>28212197
>is "x arbitrary item of clothing/action/hobby" going to look autistic if done by an r9k user
Yes
>go to Paki shop for some biscuits
>says its 65p for one or two for a pound
>Only take one
>>28211874
Are you saying EssAnon has poor taste in films?
>>28212197
If you don't look autistic regardless, you should be friend.
>>28212228
AUTIST WITHIN, AUTIST WITHOUT!
>>28212279
*fineI think the loneliness is getting to me.
>>28212082
based granny 10/10
>>28212311
Me too. What should we do about it?
>>28212346
I think I might continue to procrastinate my way to oblivion.
>>28212464
Sounds absolutely great to me. There's nothing else I'd rather be doing. At all.
>>28211562
Nice cock mate.
>>28212464
>>28212346
Sorry to tell you lads, the ride never ends. You just take the lows as they come, and hope you don't have too many.
>>28212501
>tfw I've been saying I'll start job hunting any day now for 3 months
>realise I need to find out my NI number first
I'm just too miserable for life, t b h.
>>28211852
Sure am looking foward to the film night, I wish we could have some kind of catchy K-Pop music videos in the run-up this week.
Rolling up my weed right now got any idea of things I should do/watch?
>>28212533
At least you have one
>>28212531
I have bipolar so I'm just about fucking sick of lows by now.
>>28212547
Rasheed! *Growls*
>>28212568
Jamal*
*whips out fat dick*
>>28212558
Sorry to hear that.
I think the trick is to just take note of when you're having a good day and just remind yourself that "it's happening now, and it's happened before, so it'll happen in the future too".
I say that, because that's what I told myself the other day. I'll be happy again soon.
>>28212608
Ahh I do but the thing is I don't fucking WANT ANY OF IT
that's why i wanna kill myself
Need some help lads, got a job application form with a basic question but my minds drawing a blank. Assistance would be great.
Describe a situation where you explained something complex, what approach did you take and what was the outcome?
>>28212558
What are the warning signs of bipolar
I've been put on olanzapine for my paranoia & delusions and it treats schizophrenia & biploar so I'm trying to figure out which they think I have
>>28212700
Someone asked for help fixing their computer on a forum I frequent so I helped them diagnose and fix the issue without having physical access to the machine
>called into meeting at wagekek
>expected excoriation
>recieved admonition
Rollercoaster of feels today lads
>>28212706
They don't think you have either as such, they're using antipsychotics to try and stop the paranoia and delusions. They're wondering if you have schizophrenia or bipolar.
As for warning signs I was always a weird cunt so I don't know.
>>28212706
When do you get paranoia and delusions? Any pattern? Any triggers for it? Does your mood change?
>>28212770
thanks for the info
I was thinking bipolar because sometimes I feel so incredible I mean it's like for 1 hour a month but I honestly feel so great, then sometimes I feel really shitty I mean I won't want to wake up, then the rest of the time I'm netural
>>28212730
Why do you talk like you're an NPC in Dark Souls?
>>28212794
mostly caused when I go outside (I go to doctors appointments every few months) so going outside definatly makes it a shitton worse as for mood see >>28212795
>>28212730
Those are some big words there laddy. Also I looked them up and excoriation is defined as a scratch or abrasion of the skin. Trying to look smart doesn't always work but good try
>>28212730
>called into /britfeel/
>expect irreverency
>receive exsanguination
Neither of those things are true but they're the only two big words I know.
Does anyone have trouble translating what they want to say into speech?
Today in the store where I work I approached a puzzled looking customer and, in my had, had worked through the line "Can I help you with anything?" in a pleasant tone.
What came out was "wojja won?" in a gruff, almost confrontational manner which left him mumbling and leaving the aisle.
Any late diagnosed autists here?
I wasn't diagnosed until recently at the age of 24.
>>28212842
Yeah, but that's only one of the definitions, isn't it?
>>28212818
>>28212795
Can't think straight today. I don't know the nuances of your mind enough to guess whether it's either one or even something like psychotic depression.
>>28212730
So what you thought would happen happened.
>>28212842
>>28212897
low class knuckledragger BTFO
>>28212876
You can have these big words for free: gallimaufry, tatterdemalion, preprimipara
>>28212031
I've honestly considered emigrating full stop in October. I can cope with 3 months of winter a year, but this is just fucking beyond the pale now.
>>28212897
Fair enough, I got a bloody medical dictionary as the first result. You still sounded like a bit of a twat though
Was Hillsborough blown out of proportion or do I just not get it?
anyone want to go camping with me?
>>28213005
>Was Hillsborough blown out of proportion or do I just not get it?
jews did it
>>28212971
I'd miss the green rolling hills and the comfy as fuck rural villages.
Wouldn't miss 9 months of grey, grey and more grey though
>>28213017
Are you going to touch me inappropriately?
>>28213017
>tfw going hiking/camping with my doggo
where abouts do you live I'll meet up if it's local
>>28213050
that is the plan
>>28213060
gay tings?
>>28213017
>who wants to be murdered in the woods?
>>28213017
Doubt I could camp with a dude and not want to stick his penis in my mouth
>>28213050
only if you touch me inappropriately
>>28213060
bristol
>>28213069
no thanks
>>28213068
no gay tings sorry
>>28213087
that would be okay with me desu
>>28213005
Mass collusion by numerous powerful organisations. Lying from the absolute beginning of the crush to the very end of the of the most recent inquiry.
It IS a big deal, and anyone who blathers on about "just a load of whingy Scousers" is a daft prick who doesn't value the society they live in, and would probably be happy in a Middle Eastern autocracy. Egypt perhaps?
>>28213089
sorry man I'm no where near bristol
no comfy dog camping for you
>>28213069
>>28213087
WOLVES DID IT!
>>28213114
Where you at famalam
>>28213005
Drunk low class fans killing themselves due to their stupidity.
But mate, it's 2016!! Think about my feelings and safe space. So now the story is that the big evil police and paramedics wanted them to die and suffer because they're super evil and junk.
>>28213147
Bristol
originalo commentino
>>28213117
>scouser detected
96 wasnt enough
>>28213170
WeII that's a shame
>tfw no camping buddy to wake up by blowing them
>>28213237
where you @ ?
>>28213264
4 hours away to the north
>>28213277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7HahVwYpwo
>>28213170
Shit I'm in Bristol. Not gay and I probably wouldn't want to camp with someone I don't know in fear of my life though. Whereabouts you going camping?
>>28211852
>Haven't been able to attend the movie night in three weeks
>Can't attend tonight
Bank holiday monday special?
>>28213196
Everything I said was true, your witheringly witty retort doesn't change that.
Poleaboo started shaving his legs, there was a lot of hair since he's a paki, he got 3/4 of the hair beneath his knees, all that's left is the back of his left leg, sister needed the bathroom, didn't want her to get suspicious so delayed making the rest of his legs suitable for tights.
Feels great to be much more hairfree than he has been since he can remember, feels as if he has lost a significant amount of weight and that shackles from around his legs have been removed, but the best bit is just being able to feel against his legs, heat, cold, the wind, anything and everything
>>28213306
no idea yet
it's a very well laid out plan desu
>He's copying the faggot that makes himself vomit for attention
Don't give him (You)s lads. This is more than pathetic now
In Bruges is probably my favourite movie ever
>>28213403
I've always been a sissy, I was a wearing girl clothes before Tilde even had his first wank
I could also post pics, since I'm 100% real
>>28213417
>Bruges
What a shithole
>>28213306
>Not gay
fuck off
The Godfather is my favourite film ever or maybe Goodfellas
>>28213471
Bit of a normie choice m8
>>28213471
Godfather 2 is better
and Poleaboo thought Goodfellas was his favourite movie when he saw it as a teenage too
His favourite now is Planet of the Apes
Can watch that over and over again and not get bored
>>28213480
Ok Pulp fiction or Reservoir dogs then
>>28213505
No one asked. Post sissy pics
>>28213527
And Shawshank Redemption and Dark Knight too?
>>28213463
I know you're kidding but the vast majority of people on here aren't actually gay, just prison gay driven by the loneliness
>>28213567
>Dark Knight
Nah
>>28213568
>majority of people on here aren't actually gay
It's /britFEEL/, it's gay as fuck. Get out straightie.
>>28213439
>I could also post pics, since I'm 100% real
Do it then lad. We both know you'll chicken out.
>>28213597
If there were this many gay people, they'd be BFing each other constantly. But they don't, because they aren't actually gay. I think there's only been 1 couple to have come from here
soon lads
yes
SOON
>>28213568
Sorry but loads of people here are gay. Not being gay is normie
>>28213568
All they do is talk about gay shit never doing anything
>>28213616
i would BF anyone from /britfeel/ desu
>>28213645
Are you white and not fat? Where you at?
>>28213616I met my bf from britfeel
>>28213670
Probably the 1 couple I was talking about
>>28213679
Do you know anything about this couple? Wondering if we are the the one you know about.
>>28213660
>Are you white
yes
>and not fat?
yes
>Where you at?
Bristol
>>28213660
is black ok?
>>28213670
I also met my bf through /britfeel/, at the meet last year.
Pretty sure tehre was more than just me going for him too.
I'd say we have at least 3 in 4 /britfeel/ posters that are gay or bi.
Can my PS4 play ps3 games? thinking of buying godfather 2
>>28213712
>the meet last year.
No such thing
What are some must own and essential items to own?
>>28213712
>at the meet last year.
There was no meet you memer.
>>28213722
No. If you want to play it you have to rent it from PSN for 12 quid a month, consolecuk.
>>28213726
It was set up through the skype group, so yes theer was. There were at least 7 of us.
>>28213726
>>28213739
>these anons buttblasted that they weren't invited to the meet
>>28213766
nice meme bud
>>28213760
No there wasn't. You sad attention whores wouldn't be able to not reference it constantly after it happened.
Who else /Newcastle-upon-Tyne/ here?
>>28213757
I'll just buy it for pc then
>>28213695
>Bristol
Grr. Where's the lonely Northern boys at? I don't mind traveling, but 2 hours of trains is about the limit
>>28213711
That depends. By black, do you mean white?
>>28213739
>>28213726
>they don't know
k e k
>>28213760
any proof?
>inb4 I dont have to prove anything to you
>>28213775
Literally all we talked about for like a month. Check the skype chatlog.
>>28213813
Okay Rasheed post it :)
Fuck, marry or kill
Poleaboo, tilde and desklad
>>28213813
Give it up mate. We caught you out.
>>28213866
Kill Pole (Pakis need to fuck off)
Fuck Desk (he's probably good at pounding)
Marry Tilde (he won't live for long so will be a quick marriage)
>>28213891
>>28213839
Don't go getting all upset because you're not as important to /britfeel/ as you thought you were.
skype:?chat&blob=X_sN2k7eCdXF8du9BL96qCTUdiYIcg7m8AWoPCSNYpAb3VfuQq56Q3bp0br4gYqgrujjfNkJUuQ
>>28213866
Marry tilde because I want to look after him and have him suck my dick every night.
kill desklad because he's a waste of space. fuck poleaboo because I don't want marry or kill him. I'll have to close my eyes or paperbag his face and pound him as quick as I could.
How do we make these threads more female friendly?
>>28213950
posting our dicks
Women love dicks
Eastenders gone full cuckery
>First it starts with wolf whistles, then it leads to rape
Fuck off
>>28213866
Fuck poleaboo using tilde's dick and have him bend over desklad's desk.
Then ask desklad to drag me kicking and screaming back to normiehood, fuck this shit.
>>28211852
Where's the usual place?
>>28213991
http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y
Pastebin is great for adding useful information
>>28209632
Has anyone else ever had to urge to go as far away as possible, and return in a short period of time, and have noone suspect a thing?
When I was 16 me and a friend went to Bournemouth and back (we live in leamington) and our parents were none the wiser. However I'd love to really push the limits and go a lot further
>>28214009
I don't think the distance is the factor there. You could go to the next town and get the exact same effect
>>28214009
What's the point? What do you do there? Get something to eat and then take the train back?
>>28210194
You have to be a special breed of autist/psychopath to carry a hunting knife with you while out and about in the UK, especially when you pull it out in front of a woman and her dog. Good job you fucking loser.
>>28214009
>>28214035
>insert le relevant limmy sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfectchNtQM
>>28214105
I never liked that character.
>>28214074
I can't put my finger on it.
It was just that both our parents suspected we were at school, and we were literally 150+ miles away, and they were completely oblivious.
I'm seriously considering booking a day off work and getting a return flight to morocco or russia or somewhere like that
>>28211852
Oy vey, i won't be watchin.....l
>>28214139
>Doesn't like Dee Dee
Normie detected.
>>28214196
He's more normie than I am
>>28214159
It's your inner mischief wanting to come out. Stick it to those fucking normies!
>>28213625
wot you got?
>>28211852
Friday? Last week it was saturday.
Man you guys jewed me out of this AGAIN.
>>28214208
I wish concorde still existed so I could do a return trip to New York within 8 hours and have no one suspect a thing
>>28213931
>link leads to a dead group
nice proof
>>28214231
Yeah, but when they read you name out on the news after your flight explodes they might get suspicious.
>>28214256
How many Concordes went missing in the Indian Ocean eh?
Yea, that's what I thought
>>28212082
>>28212344
you must be inbred mongs to think thats based. going off that picture alone the town looks like a dead end shit heap
>>28214282
Butthurt pajeet detected
>>28214282
Rasheed.
bloxjfiejd
>>28212082
>Blauvelt
>Ahmed
Fucking foreigners.
>>28214202
Maybe, but Dee Dee represents the craziest thing you might do to escape your monotonous existance. He may not be 100.0000000% relateable to you but he represents somthing which rings true with alot of us on the fringes of society.
>>28214309
>>28214371
>>28214302
>>28212344
back2pol scum
>>28214202
Dee Dee isn't a normie lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxjSxN_JhWA
Accidentally gone and got a chad haircut lads
Shit what if people assume I'm normal
>>28214492
my favourite thing of him is the one where there is that greatest hits of the 80s thing on tv
could relate so much
>>28214537
Rasheed, stop posting anytime.
Jesus Christ, BBC is becoming more liberal each episode
>tranny shouts, "first it starts with a wolf whistle then it ends with rape!"
Proceeds to shake ladder the guy is on
>tranny is in a pub with blokes. One bloke says,"I can see why women are feminist cus theyre lookin out for eachava. But men being feminist is just psychotic. What are they teeing to hide! "
Since Poleaboo shaved his legs, he is considering buying another pair of tights
A very sheer pair
>>28214561
Buzzcut is the only haircut you need, anything else is objectively shit, worrying about what your hair looks like is for women
>>28214561
What kind of haircut laddo.
>>28214580
Not everything is a conspiracy you fuck idiot
Though from the sounds of it you're just autistic, you can understand the writing or the characters
>>28214599
>Buzzcut
Enjoy never getting a gf.
Buzzcut only works if you look like a male model. It's puts all the focus on your face.
>>28214580
And you know who runs the BBC?
Jews. Not even making it up.
>>28214538
This has been me for the past two weeks, offered two jobs but cannae be bothered.
>>28214580
How is that second part liberal?
>>28214604
Shaved at the sides and quite long on top so I can wax it to the side
Like maxson has in fallout 4
>>28212802
It's good practice for getting a voice job with some Japanese or american Video game company.
Use complex words and sound Whimsical and you are fucking hired. They really should advertise voice work jobs for Fromsoftware at Job centers now.
>>28214652
He's an idiot who doesn't understand different characters have different views/personalities
To him, everything falls under one big conspiracy that only he can see
>>28214665
"whimsical" text is the translators job, not the voice actors.
>>28214665
i like from because they pretty much only use british and irish voices
>>28214696
>only use british and irish voices
Did bloodbourne do that too? I'm still saving for a ps4 so I can play it.
I think I'm getting old lads
Unironically looking forward to that Paul Merton train travel show
Speaking of which, his China show was great.
>camel toe, camel toe, camel toe
Have I got news just starting lads.
>>28214750
Paul Merton is an unfunny cunt kept in a job by a left wing BBC.
>>28214792
Don't care. I like comfy train stations and non-serious travel shows
Never appreciate how much useless shit I buy until I don't pick up the post for a couple of weeks.
It's like Christmas!
>>28214927
>useless shit
You got that right. It doesn't even have artistic, weeb or geek value.
I have never watched an anime in my entire life with the exception of pokemon when I was 10
>>28214944
At least I'm a fashionable man.
>>28215122
>Doctor Who
Just... kill yourself
For ALL our sake
>tfw nobody to go watch the ratchet and clank film with
;_;
>>28215149
But there is no Doctor Who in this picture.
>tfw you find out that the grill you like has a 2 year old kid
She's the first grill who's liked me back in almost 5 years
>>28215210
Someone cummed right inside her lad
Right up inside her
>>28215210
Don't do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAAqL2A6V6s
>>28215210
>she's had unprotected, full fluid exchange sex
>you still have romantic feelings for her
pure cuck
>>28215122
>Dash and fucking Dawson
KEK
>John Cena
Are you 12?
>Big Banter
Alright, I'll let you have that one
>Non-NJPW Nakamura
Nakamura's great, that shirt is horrible
>American Alpha
18+ please have sex
>>28215210
>Considering the cuck meme
>>28214792
Every time I see him on HIGNFY he seems to be sliding more towards "lel so random XD" with the things he says.
I'm sure the whole show used to be better but now there's practically more applause than laughs.
>>28215210
Don't do it lad, it's not worth it.
>>28215246
>Are you 12?
I think I've just gone briefly mad. I've been missing Big Match John so much while he's been injured.
>>28214612
>>28214676
The fuck are yous on about a 'conspiracy'. They can't write characters so they use unrealistic caricatures, picking on a tranny (which is out of character for them . Also hoping on new trends like wolf whistling being elevated
Poleaboo is considering buying Veet For Men Hair Removal Cream to get rid of the body hair on his torso
>>28215312
I thought tonight's episode was good. But on the whole I don't like how edited panel shows are. I watch every segment wondering how manyprobably even funnierjokes were left out for whatever reasons.
>>28215312
Is it a dolphin in a bathtub?
>>28215355
It's like a chemical peel on your skin.
Slapped some of my mum's on my balls and it felt like deep heat, only removed about 60% of the hair.
>>28215355
This gimmick is getting fucking tedious
Literally tranny tier attention seeking
>>28215364
Panel shows in general took a nosedive when the BBC implemented its "mandatory at least one female guest" policy, just look at some early Mock the Week, completely different atmosphere.
>>28215429
>just look at some early Mock the Week
yeah, I'm sure that has nothing to do with everyone with any talent leaving and no one wanting to waste ANY of their material on the standup segments anymore
Doing a cheeky Nandos lads
>>28215398
That came to mind last week when something about putting chocolate sauce on a labrador came up
>>28215429
No they didn't, you have no idea what you're talking about. Mock the Week has been shit for ages.
Panel shows are a terrible reflection of individual comedians talent's anyway.
>>28215402
60% sounds alright, it's significant
>>28215319
I won't lie, I've missed him. He's fucking great.
I'm hoping he comes back and feuds with heel Reigns, assuming that happens.
>>28215429
Watching early episodes of Buzzcocks before this ludicrous rule was introduced and it really makes you weep for the state of comedy in this country.
>>28210660
Thanks! :)
Robotdontmutekarenpls
Here I am again.
Put my heart on the line and it got stepped on again. Sad thing is I don't even blame them anymore. I don't deserve to breathe.
>>28215516
It's like having the bollocks of an old man.
>>28215559
>I don't deserve to breathe.
Then kill yourself laddo.
>>28215573
I'm too scared to do it. So I'm stuck in limbo.
>>28215542
buzzcocks has been shit since that guy left
>>28215590
scared of what? you will be dead.
>>28215638
Lamarr or Amstell?
>go to visit my friendly local /gaygen/
>poleaboo has a thread telling people about his sissy fetish
Ew.
>>28215654
amstell
POLEABOO GETTING REJECTED ON /LGBT/ BY A GIRL WHO RECOGNIZED HIM FROM BRITFEEL
>>>6102992
ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>28215665
Wish he was my bf desu
>>28215654
>Children out now.
Lads stop crying and get out of bed and come and watch film night
>>28215689
DID I MISS IT? FUCK
>>28215724
I''ll be there next week when you don't play movies that only 13 year old pakis and chavs find funny.
>>28215724
My internet is slow as shit from 3PM until midnight, so I can't.
Also the Ali G film isn't very funny.
>>28215662
Why the fuck is he even on lgbt? He's not a faggot
/cuteboys/ is for the degenerates trying to gain validation by posting shitty neck down, myspace angled body shots. He should fuck off to there instead
>>28215721
>unfunny irishman nobody liked
even bill bailey was better
>>28215727
No i just fucked the link up
>>>/lgbt/6102992
>>28215752
>>28215774
Well why did you vote for it then?
>>28215776
/cuteboys/ are essentially trannies, sissies are not trying to pass as female or to look cute
It's just about being humiliated
Just bought two haleyissoarx/haley420 vids off manyvid anyone care enough for me to share them could setup a torrent?
>>28215647
Yeah it's not that part that scares me. It's the transition.
>>28215821
cuteboys are not for trannies.
cuteboys is prison gay central. Just people wearing knee high socks, or knickers for attention. Literally the same reason you are
Thought it was /cuteboys/ not /smellypakis/
>>28215850
I meant they're trannies in the sense that they care about their appearances, looking good
Sissies don't really give a fuck about how others view them
>>28215862
Who cares. That place is a shitstain anyway. Let him shit it up even more and leave this place the fuck alone.
>>28215832
I don't even know who that is
originalen commentarien
>>28215921
https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/427284/Haley420/
if you're interested I'd have no problem setting up a torrent and seeding it for a few days
Poleaboo... what is the 'ending' you see for it. That's more worrying than reassuring.
>also to whoever said that, no im not fat
>>28215953
oops forgot
>>28215815
I didn't vote for anything, what with my slow internet it didn't seem worth it.
>>28215821
/cuteboys/ is really depressing. 2/10 could not and would not fap to.
movie night is lonely without you
>>28215953
Don't worry mistress, I'm not intending to harm any females, it would be improper of a lowly sissy such as myself to cause any distress to the superior gender.
Just be sure to lurk /britfeel/ and /brit/ during the end of May and early June
>>28216013
My birthday is 30th May.
Why is it going to be so long though? are you going to post the video?
>>28215832
why would you pay for some tart's videos
>>28215962
>into racial humilation
So all this time we've been calling poleaboo a filthy paki he's been getting off to it. Jesus
>>28216069
I'm getting a stupid amount of money from bennies
>>28214561
they won't don't worry. this spastic little weirdo did the same and you can smell the mental instability a mile off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdgLhMtBwUY
>>28216049
No, it's the other girl
You don't need to know the background details, it's just that that's my biggest window, the opportunity can't ever be replicated
>>28216013
> it would be improper of a lowly sissy such as myself to cause any distress to the superior gender.
If there is one thing I fucking hate more than anything, it's this sort of beta hypergamy enabling.
You're ruining it for fucking everyone purely for the sake of your penis. Fuck off
>>28216078
I feel like I had a narrow escape 2bh. when he said he was paki it suddenly hit me that the reason the heart skirt in the OP picture looked familiar was because he'd posted it on here a few threads back
>>28216134
Are you actually a woman who was considering a "sissy paki"?
Good grief
>>28215939
Uhm no thanks. I just watched a bunch of women getting knotted by dogs. This shit is tame in comparison.
>>28216013
>it would be improper of a lowly sissy such as myself to cause any distress to the superior gender.
So you're going to leave the polish girl alone now yes?
>>28215962
>That arc
Does he actually think his life is one his japanese cartoons?
>>28216228
Link?
ocplz
>>28216199
>implying i would come here if i was a well-rounded individual with good self esteem
Some are quite good looking though
>>28216306
Is Poleaboo good looking?
>>28216300
zootubex.com
hf
>>28216330
Unfortunately no. His haircut and glasses are the main problem. Would need to see his body too.
>>28216306
I'm sorry but you know that meme that women can't be forever alone robots because there is always a bunch of men throwing themselves at the even the fattest, ugliest, revolting women?
It's not a meme. It's the truth. How the hell is it possible for you to have low self-esteem?
>>28216271
There's a difference between a woman and a bitch
>>28216134
You're being quite cruel and narrow minded in your judgement of me
>>28216330
No.
>also filmed a girl shitting and has some unknown diabolical plot going on towards another
im not THAT badly adjusted
>>28216380
Poleaboo has new classes and a new haircut now
>>28216116
Hahha never thought I would see Cuck Gore in here. A true beta if there ever was one
Housemates are stomping about in the room above me REEEE shut the fuck up
>>28216398
pls mistress, I just need to be disciplined...
>>28216415
>Poleaboo has new classes and a new haircut now
What's your body type?
>>28216393
Im sorry I don't mean to be cruel. But if that's how you treat other girls i would assume that you would treat me in the same way. To cheer you up there is a femdom thread in /gif/ at the moment
>>28216385
Well low self-esteem isnt necessarily based in accurate perceptions of reality, is it? I'm not a robot, im failed normie. Either way, i dont have anyone throwing themselves at me
>>28216385
C'mon lad, I think you've let the 4chan memes get to you. Do you really not believe that women can have low self-esteem? They obviously have it easier to get laid but that doesn't equate to not having self-esteem issues
>>28216439
friday night laddo. i didn't even go to spar tonight because there are too many normies out now. waiting for tescos to open at 7am. going to be a long and hungry night
>>28216481
>Well low self-esteem isnt necessarily based in accurate perceptions of reality, is it?
Tell that to all the low self-esteem robots here. It most certainly is based on accurate perceptions of reality.
>>28216481
No need to apologise, he's probably getting off on it
>>28216450
Poleaboo are you getting off on this girl being a meanie (although i don't think she's really being mean)
>>28216393
>narrow minded in your judgement of me
We know what you've done you retard.
>>28216471
skinnyfat but you can't tell when I wear a corset
>>28216481
>if that's how you treat other girls i would assume that you would treat me in the same way.
You're not "other girls", you're a goddess, the only thing I want to do to you is worship you and follow your every order
>>28216517
>skinnyfat
Lay off the donner chips you fat bastard.
>>28216093
*from phishing
>>28216517
> the only thing I want to do to you is worship you and follow your every order
Pro-tip: That shit is boring and tedious after an orgasm or 2
I WISH THAT I COULD BE LIKE THE COOL KIDS
COZ ALL THE COOL KIDS THEY SEEM TO GET IT
Just finished deadwood. It just fucking ended like that. I wish that happened with my life.
how long should i leave my tinned ciders in the freezer for?
>>28216517
>You're not "other girls", you're a goddess, the only thing I want to do to you is worship you and follow your every order
Oh gad, he's already started wanting you. Don't get involved.
>>28216573
I LIKE BAD BITCHES THAT'S MY FUCKIN PROBLEM
anyone here seen battlestar galactica? Is it worth a watch and are the first two episodes supposed to be over an hour long?
>>28216515
Didn't do anything
I never meant to upset those girls, they were never meant to find out I spammed their pics here
And the cam thing was justified and harmless (as she was never meant to find out and it wasn't sexual)
>>28216514
I'm just liking a girl giving me attention
>>28216570
I bought a chastity device, I don't intend to orgasm, ever again if it can be helped
>>28216610
AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY IN THE SHADOW OF DEATH I TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE AND REALISED THERES NOTHING LEFT
>>28216648
> I don't intend to orgasm, ever again if it can be helped
I didn't mean your orgasm
Got an interview next week at innocent
just a crappy tech support role nothing special, still would be nice to say i work there
any advice lads?
btw i have like a 6 month gap you reckon they invited me to laugh? might end it, if so.
Lads really relaxed watching it follows with the gf and bebida vino rojo
>>28216596
a year, get them out on the anniversary
>>28216663
Say you went travelling/had a family emergency
>>28216661
oh, well I crawl back into the doghouse in the garden when you don't want me around, waiting for you to summon me again
>>28216685
but i want to start drinking asap
>>28216663
nah, they seem like a company who would be kind to their staff. good luck with it lad, let us know how it goes
>>28216663
Hmm. I have a massive 1 year gap but I lied on my CV, wrote I was working at Tescos.
How likely am I to get caught? Never had employers check my references before, I think they only do that for good wage jobs.
Poleaboo has really fallen and become so pathetic. I was pretending to be a girl and he fell for it.
>>28216628
I watched the first couple of seasons a while back. If I remember correctly it starts off as a mini series with 1-1.5 hours long episodes setting the scene before going into season 1. They were pretty sick tbqh, and the rest is just as good, I just got bored around season 2. Might give it another try, I still recommend it
cupping my balls
>>28216740
I knew, I just wanted to pretend, it entertained me
>>28216628
First 3 series are really good, series 4 is weird but still watchable
>>28216830
you should look into erp, it might help you wank
>>28216663
I would say read up on the company like their history, ethics etc (theres a fair amount on their website). they seem like they might be quite into stuff like that. Also stuff like their support for Age UK when they have the smoothies with the little knitted hats on.
And know what your favourite (or find one that sounds like youd like it) flavour of theirs is.
I feel like they might be one of those companies that likes to have a chat with you about casual stuff like that or be friendly or whatever.
>>28216740
are you saying youre the girl he was speaking to?
>its me
>>28216868
will do my research for sure, might clam up in the interview though, i get nervous af
and i did a 1 year stint as a fundraiser maybe they liked that.
also i dont drink their smoothies. allergic t.b.h.f.a.m
Really like the idea of fucking this slag while Poleaboo cries in the other room.
>>28216929
The idea of that turns Poleaboo on.
>/qst/
really
>>28216805
Yeah the miniseries is what I was on about
Might give it a chance
driving lesson on sunday morning lads, ugh can't bear it
>>28216988
How many lessons in? I hated it at first, felt like clumsy cunt operating a tank when I started but as I got gud I enjoyed it.
>>28216988
Poleaboo is about 8 lessons in
Doing roundabouts next lesson
Instructor still hits his pedals and reminds me to go down to first gear quite often
>>28216926
What is it that youre allergic to? If its dairy, they do stuff thats just juices and also flavoured water things.
Yeah if you have an opening to mention that it would seem good. Hope it goes well.
>>28216929
Hot
Limmy is constructing a narrative
https://youtu.be/eEZNaU2Tbb8
>>28216654
ONCE I WAS 7 YEARS OLD MY MOM GOT TOLD FORGET ABOUT THIS LIFE AND GET A BETTER ONE I ALWAYS HAD THAT DREAMLIKE MY DADDY BEFORE ME BUT I STARTED WRITING SONGS I STARTED WRITING STORIES
>>28217168
I just put it on there now. Don't have a clue what it's about
>>28217045
christ mate, been learning for about a year and a bit haha. completely lost motivation for doing it, must have set me back at least a good 1000 odd squids. luckily however this week should be my last
>>28217073
lol, what gear you doing on those roundabouts?
>>28217215
Mrs Jenkins just got noscoped
>>28217228
>lol, what gear you doing on those roundabouts?
haven't started roundabouts yet, they're next lesson
but I think it's supposed to be first gear for left turns and second gear for right turns
>>28216663
They are kikes, this bottle does not have 42 apples, 1/2 a banana, 6 strawberries and 1/4 of a durian fruit in it.
>>28217253
ah gotcha, sorry about that i'm a little worn out
>>28216493
wish i went to spar lads, hungry as fuck now. cant order a takeaway as i've had one 3 days this week already, fug
someone help me pass the the time till 7am
>>28217406
So order one you git
>not seen my bae today
>miss him a bit tbfh
>>28216713
>they seem like a company who would be kind to their staff
company's can get an awful lot of mileage out of a down-to-earth, friendly public image. that cosmetics chain 'lush' is one example. behind the scenes it is run with an iron fist.
>>28217548
mate i've had a dirty donner kebab yesterday, too many calories this week
Would someone give me info on ESA and being sectioned I heard if I get sectioned my ESA get permanantly cut is this true?
FUCK me, just drank my first can of cider and now my stomach is killing. It's been in the fridge since Christmas like but it's out of date on March 2017
really sorry for all of you living in united kingdom
i cant imagine spending more than a month in that sad shithole let alone living there all my life
get well soon
>>28217988
Yea, it is a shithole, but we're stuck here, so what can ya do.
