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I literally work with your neet shit all day. i didn't die last night after drinking almost two litters of vodka and I'm here to process your shit more.
>>28209409
do you drink so much because you're up to your neck in shit every day? what's it like to work with human shit? do girls like hearing your poop stories? what was the biggest poop you ever saw?
I'd make a job about how shitty your job is, but I'd still rather get paid to handle wriggling turds than sit on my ass all day.
>>28209495
I drink for a gauntlet of reasons, mostly do to depression.
Human shit is not that bad, you get used to it and really don't even notice the smell after awhile.
Girls really don't like poop stories, believe it or not.
>>28209526
I sit on my ass most of the day too, I work in the lab and as long as people arn't dying, I basically get paid to shitpost.
Do you think Chad can ever be depressed?
We've all seen what an average females phone looks like, with all the messages she receives and likes/FB posts. I wonder what it looks like that on a chad's.
Why couldn't he be? Depression is not a meme pseudosyndrome for being a sad worthless sack of shit robot.
>>28208453
I met a depressed Chad before. He said that he couldn't get a GF.
He fucked loads of women. I will point to our co-workers and ask him what he thinks about each one, and he fucked all of them :/ and he goes "oh her? She doesn't like black guys, and the other one was scared I'd cheat on her, and the one down there was nervous that I fucked a lot of women and eventually cut it off"
I wish I had that life, I wouldn't want a damn GF if I could fuck any woman I want.
Hello, /r9k/! I haven't made one of these in 4 or 5 days, so it's about time for another.
I am a guy who really likes Silent Hill. I have decided to create a local archive of Silent Hill 2, meaning I'm assembling all of the wiki pages, with sources, along with images for everything, into my own archive. I am rewriting sections of the wiki I don't find particularly well-written, useful, etc., and am always going into the game myself and taking screenshots of things the wiki only has in low res. However, please understand nearly all the pictures I upload will be from the internet and not from my own screenshots, because my screenshots are too high resolution (more than 2MB) to upload to /r9k/.
Anywho, I know A LOT about Silent Hill 2 and 3, and love to answer questions about trivia, lore, symbolism, anything! I will also post download links for the games that include all the needed fixes to run them on your PC at widescreen high resolution. If it takes me a few minutes to reply to you at any point, it's because I am currently working on my Areas folder. My characters and enemies folders are complete.
So please, come in, get comfy, and chat about Silent Hill!
Here are the download links:
SH1 NTSC DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!bVUCTJzD!PmnPw4S7fWGyvTjw9S0-RQdk7rRp2BQNuXJqRkZCZvk
SH2 DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!rFcj1SIJ!47JH9M4OrzmQKuaiJ6IqUgmgz_SVNtk4LIYNSa-D-_8
SH3 DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!2JNkgJ7b!nfPf5cIs6I5K-sdAs7RcnHvGA2hAvIGdpQuIoBhF3iE
SH4 DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!Us1XTaII!cglH0dZOaH5yQEm4cnEh3eyUz4bIf6rACQqcVzkb4Hc
And in case someone's once again new to this PC gaming stuff: Use a program like PowerIso to mount the ISOs of 2 & 3, and then run their installers like always.
The SH1 is a PS1 rip that you gotta emulate.
The "sh2proxy" fix works as a no-cd crack as well, and is included in the pack.
In case you experience issues saving the game / not being able to edit the disp.ini, make sure the files aren't set to "Read Only", and run the game as Administrator.
If SH2 gets stuck in a black screen upon launch, close it and re-start it again.
here's the recommended emulator settings for SH1. Works great on all other games too.
The plugins used are:
-Pete's OpenGL 1.78; (more options & better performance than 2.x version)
-Eternal's SPU Engine.
Alternatively just use a software renderer for very 1:1 PS1-like graphics, including 240p only.
...OR just buy the game from PSN Store for few bucks.
Pic related are the emulator settings for SH1. I can verify all these links work, they are how I got my PC copies, and they are completely safe. Credit to the original anon who put these together.
Why not post in /v/?
>>28207867
I have before, but the threads move much faster over there, and it tends to get filled with shitposting and people trying to argue about which game is best, instead of people getting comfy and just talking/learning interesting things. /r9k/ is also my homeboard so I'm most comfortable here.
What are the traits you'd associate with the "ideal femanon"?
>Slim or average build
>White
>Motherly
>Emotional - Cries easily
>Likes video games but isn't an ironic, SMT loving hipster about it
>Doesn't meme spout
>Doesn't date or like non-white men
>Has a job
Are these unreasonable?
Nope. I fit those. Reasonable.
>>28205977
Why not Asian instead.
>>28206203
because not a single sane person wants an elliot rodgers son
This is my art, and I shall paint you my legacy
>>28199579
SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HER VAGINA!!! FUCKING DO IT
Hippies baka
Lots of new girls tonight it seems
Who here over their trap phase?
I fapped to traps for the first time back in march. Now the novelty has worn off and it's just one kink out of ten others I cycle through
>>28188930
No one on r9k seriously?
we love traps here nigga get out of my face
Its only gotten worse, I don't even want a gf anymore, I just want a cute sassy bf.
It's 2039
So glad tump saved the planet
Renamed the world planet america
Stopped climate change
Found the key to infinite energy
Started space colonies
Made anime real
Defeated bane
Slew a dragon
And killed the antichrist (hillary)
Man, things seemed bad back in 2016 but they turned out alright
>>28213436
I'm 46 years old
>>28213474
Why would you want to defeat Bane? He's a good guy4u
Why is it the Jews never promote white male/black female couples?
99% of black women are too undesirable to care what they do
>>28212172
DIE CUNSKIN STEALING OUR WOMEN
REEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Here in the UK, I've been seeing more black female white male couples in adverts recently
How could one man be so perfect in every way? RIP Based Elliot
A truly a magnificent being crushed by modern social hierarchy.
>>28211763
well, he was literally a god, did you know?
>>28211763
I feel bad for him. He was just lied to growing up, like all guys, and didn't understand why he could do everything right (what he THOUGHT was right) and still not have a girlfriend.
So basically I want my gf to cuck me and I want a robot to be the bull. Anyone interested? You have to be white and be between 4.5 and 5.5 inches.
Pic related, it's her.
Lmao seems like you would need a yard stick just to get past the lard
>>28210061
Yeah sure I will cuckoo you anon how would I go about getting in touch?
>>28210098
Kik
this is not a non original comment
If any robots play OSRS, there's a friends chat for this board now;
Robot 9k.
We encourage everyone to feel welcome in the friends chat. No circlejerkers allowed; we welcome everyone on r9k, from all walks of life.Except normies
Just gonna reg a tripcode to make sure people know who's posting.
>>28208840
bumpity bump
oreganol?
>>28208840
>old school
>epic white hair blue clothes safety man walking around lumbridge
ANON'S PLAYING WITH HIS GAMEBOY
>>28208549
No one likes a tattle tale
>>28208549
Yeah, it's the one my dad bought me.
My dad bought me this gameboy, Jamal.
>>28208549
TEACHER THAT'S NOT FAIR JAMAL DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ANY NOTES
>tfw trap who just turned 18
>tfw no mommy or daddy gf
>tfw litterally cannot function in reality.
>>28208500
Just become death itself desu
ill be your bf mate where you at
I require pictures
Why do some White women breed with Niggers? It is not dumb to race mix. If I was an Asian girl, I'd get me a White man. Or if I was a Black girl, I'd get me an Indian man and so on. It is smart to breed upwards. Like a poor girl marrying a rich man. But why do some White women breed with Niggers? Losers who cannot hold on to a job. They spend her money on weed and other drugs. And what's worse, the girl ruins herself in the process, like getting bad credit, and debts that will make you forever poor. And a single mother of course.
Do the women do this to feel better about themselves, like skinny girls having fat friends to look better? Not impossible considering most of these mud-sharks dye their hear platinum blond. Why do they do this? It doesn't make any sense?
>>28208420
TREMENDOUS
>>28208420
I'm black and agree, they are usually sluts with little morals. You wont find white or even asian woman who are were raised well going for a black guy
No idea, but its disgusting. I wish we could send them back to Africa
>w-women are weak!
>>28208171
>tfw i dont watch webms cause i have a mac
Stay mad ;)
lol you're that guy who thinks literal terrorists Louise Michel and Emma Goldman are good representatives to show that women contribute to society
>>28208171
watch your thread attract those amputee fetishists
