Is anyone else getting tired of /r9k/?
Every single thread is about sex or girls or masturbation or dating.
Having no gf is a pretty being part of being a robot. Though I agree, anything that isn't sex-related or memes gets no replies. I just want to feel with other robots about not having a gf, or friends or being a disappointment.
The fucking cancerous tripfags are turning this fucking board into /soc 2.0
>>28182560
ayaya?
you cant be a robot if you have had or have gf/bf
who /mischief/ here?
>be me
>at store checkout
>give qt cashier wrong change
>she has to touch my hand again
>>28176178
>sit next to qt girl on the bus
>"accidentally" bump into her only really to feel her touch
>cashier asks if I found everything I needed
>say yes
>actually didn't
normies btfo
>>28176178
>see cute girl
>act alpha and ask her out
>take her on dates
>when we're intimate and cuddling post coitus, go full beta and tell her I love her and she's the only one for me and that I'm a virgin
>I wasn't a virgin at all
I wonder if chads ever do this, but I doubt they're as fucked up. If robots just took up 3 seconds...
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i lost my folder and this is the best board to ask this
>>28175051
>tfw your full faced diving mask came in the mail.
ungueeeee i don't want to live anymore
>>28175051
depression memes are the best memes
Why do normalfags love coffee so much?
>>28174788
we drink it to keep living (wageslaving and other work-oriented/wageslave oriented things)
why do you ask?
also coffee is pretty great for gaming too.
humans love drugs, and it's one of the safe, legal, socially acceptable ones
I take pic related
fuck coffe taste desu senpai
How do I approach girls without being "creepy"
You can't you're on r9k.
>>28172499
By JUST beeing yourself. We've went over this.
Be warm and friendly instead of cold and awkward
Although, that's what I've been trying but apparently I intimidate people through "intense" eye contact
I used to be an autist and couldn't look at people at all, so I improved and this is what fucking happens
My teacher literally said that she thinks I'm constantly judging her and thinking she's shit (which is true) but how do I not let her know I'm doing this?
Welcome to the map thread: starting to heat up edition.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1969612
Have a bumperini OP I'm mulling over adding myself
>get an email first
>reply back
>been 5 days, no response
y-you too....
>tfw drunk enough to talk to people, but no one has emailed me
>tfw still too scared to message someone first because I'll sober up before they respond
To be a true robot you need to be a socialist. Normies support capitalism and will be dealt with during the revolution.
Shill thread, kill yourself, etc etc
>>28186889
>implying
Robots are anarcho-communist, or full on communist. Normies who don't care are capitalist, normies who care about looking like they care will be socialist.
Normie
>"wahhh don't tax me"
Normie 2
>"wahhh what about Tyrone's welfare???"
Robot
>"Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing...
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>>28186919
Nope just bored
>>28186922
Socialism is just a transitionary state until we get to communism. All socialists want to the stateless, classless, moneyless society that is communism.
>tfw finally got a gf
She's a bit chubby and has a nose piercing that I hate, but goddamn do I love her so much. She's a qt too.
I guess this is goodbye robots.
>>28186645
>Chubby and a nose piercing
BUT THIS IS EXACTLY MY FUCKING TYPE AND YOU DON'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
REEEEEEEEEEEE JUST GIVE HER TO MEEEEEEE
JUST....Just let me feel happiness....
You'll be back loser.
Good luck normie
>27yo male
>unemployed for 3 years, living with parents
>in debt to parents $12k because they keep charging me for rent and food
>finally get job at tech company as customer service agent
>pay is amazing for entry level job, can't believe my luck
>start on monday, meet coworkers, everyone seems friendly
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Murder. Those. Swine.
>>28186117
Sometimes it is good to live in Third World. That SJW nonsence did not spread here yet.
27 y/o have been taking major Ls on /r9k/. Did someone anger a witch?
Give me your Tinder selfies and I'll photoshop you to handsome-tier. Post results afterwards.
please try to make me handsome
I'll show it to my mother
>>28185662
Nigga, you're already handsome
>>28185631
I don't use tinder but sounds fun. Don't make me handsome or anything just do something interesting. Maybe give me an extra pair of eyes or something dude.
Femanon here.
>I am a human being just like you
>I have interests in literature, cinema, philosophy
>I like having sex just as you like it and I don't do it for money but for my pleasure and for my bf pleasure
>never had a rich boyfriend, don't care about money, in a relationship I want equality, I don't want to be economically dependent
>been bullied for a lot of years, never had an easy life just bc I'm...
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reddit is that way ----->
>>28185155
i say you're 9 days too late
good for you
fdmksmfd
>27 year old NEET
>mom finally puts her foot down and tells me to get a job and pay rent or she'll sell my vidya games and kick me out
>get hired at local Subway
>the owner is only a year older than me
>some 19 year old kid is my trainer
>won't stop fucking staring at me
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>manager at subway
>succeeding in life
nah senpai
>>28185104
Not OP but he's only 19. He has his whole life ahead of him. He might be in college, he might be planning to apply for new jobs: manager experience is pretty transferable or he might aspire to own a Subway franchise.
Regardless, he's ahead of OP despite being 8 years younger. I bet he's also taller and in better shape than OP.
You are a disgrace to sandwich artists everywhere. And you're a no good snitch. Shame on you.
misogynist mtf here
AMA
>>28184494
>tfw no extremely feminzi twink bf to bully
XY XY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A GUY ** gnm
How would you feel about a guy if he had a smaller dick than you?
Good morning, wagecuck.
Time to wake up. You got another day of work.
Another day, another dollar.
>>28184410
Jokes on you, I just browse Internet and get paid for it while you sit in your filthy cave and leech of society or your parents.
Tickity tickity tock
The wagie sucked my NEET cock
My cock blew cum
The wagie was done
Tickity tickity tock
>>28184410
beautiful day to get up put on my suit and feel like a god, flirt with girls and then say hi to my best mates at the office, we play call of duty on our pcs and then plan on how we are going to take money off our rich stupid clients, lifes good desu senpai
Also I was a NEET before and I hated it, just seeing people going out in to the world and not wasting their lives made me really depressed, i ain't going down that path again, but if you're happy staying at home and being comfortable then that's fine, I don't want that now, maybe when I retire and do it with tons of money
>Horrible white girl trying to reinvent her whole personality
>Still swiped right to her
>Please be my fucking girlfriend
>I'll go along with all this weird roleplaying shit that you're taking too seriously
>She never matched me
>No woman will ever match with you
>Wasting time and data on Tinder
>Holding on to false hopes
>>28184179
>No woman will ever match with you
Yeah, which is why I don't bother trying; because I'm not an idiot.
>use to
>not used to
you didn't want to be with her anyway, OP
>>28184191
Maybe if we keep trying maybe just maybe some small slither of light will shine through