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I'm so unaware of all the new pornstars that people name drop in the threads on /tv/ and I haven't been there in awhile. I feel old and out of touch. All the porn boards all full of keks too, which is embarrassing
Also, who /empornium/ here?
>tfw sitewide freeleech
What have you guys snatched so far? Any advice for what to go for?
1. rebecca linares
2. lela star
3. dylan ryder
4. india summer
5. christy mack
6. riley reid
7. lexi belle
8. alexis texas
1. Krista Moore
2. Paulina James
3. Rikki Six
4. Bridget B
5. One I can't think of the name, something Vega
6. Lily Thai
7. Cody Lane
>start fapping to some whore
>do it a couple nights
>see that she has fucked niggers
>stop fapping to her and feel shame
Till death do us part edition
Tags - r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, 4chan
>she has to cake herself with this much makeup for a bunch of pathetic robots
i can't stop laffin
>>28155303
pls
original bloklewf0jw0j
to the irish bro that chatted with me for 20 minutesl you're cool as fuck
Ok, listen up, because you've only got ONE SHOT at this.
These are photos of tranny trips who post on /lgbt/. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE of these lovely ladies to be your QT3.14 GIRLFIREND.
Who do you pick?
I'm especially pissed that my gross hon face is not included
Pick 5.56
>>28177701
Too many missing. Boo.
>ghost in the shell movie coming out
>Scarlett Johannsen announced to be the protagonist
>immediately think "oh shit, a high-paid actress will be in this, maybe it will be better than laughably mediocre like most anime movies"
>look at comments about this
>everyone is complaining that she's not Asian
can someone who likes anime explain why this is a big deal?
Is there anything in the cartoon that says she has to be Asian other than that her last name is Kusanagi? Isn't she a fucking cyborg?
>hollywood is racist
whoa big revelation
>>28173549
It's literally people complaining about how the actor is white and not asian and it's white washing (or whatever these delusional fucks think)
It's no big thing and anyone who gives a shit if the actor is white asian or black is a fucking dipshit that should kill himself. I couldn't care less about the actor as long as the performance is good.
is that Scarjo's real nose?
>this is considered acceptable clothing for an American woman to wear outside
THIQ
>>28173051
Are you gay by chance?
>you posted this yesterday
what's the grossest thing you've ever masturbated to?
>>28172728
i cant tell anymore, i masterbated to everything on efukt when alex was updating it
>>28172728
People fucking animals.
People passing through some kid of body modification surgery then fucking / masturbating.
Your mom videos.
Shit like that
>>28172728
your dick desu
Non-blacks what have been your irl experiences with black women?have you ever actually spoken to a black woman?share negatives and or positives
>>28171872
I speak to this black Mauritian girl. Shes quite nice, conservative etc.
>>28171901
What race are you?
Or finite
>>28171872
There was one black girl at my secondary school. She actually performed very well academically, was in the top classes for every subject. As a person she wasn't much different from the average Stacy.
What are some of your flaws? Physical or mental.
>What are some of your flaws? Physical or mental.
Everything. Just fucking end me already.
I'm batshit fucking insane
>>28171720
I can't talk to guys because I see every guy as a chad who has no emotions. So I usually tell girls all my problems. They're always really friendly and helpful and I end up developing feelings for them. In the end I never see them again and they block me on all social media. This happened way too many times.
>That kid that would wear suits to school for attention
>That kid that was morbidly obese and sat out in PE and ate noodles and chugged coke
>That kid that died and suddenly everyone was his best friend even though we all bullied him
>That kid that set meatspin as the default website on all the computers in the library
>That kid that got suspended for playing CS in the computer lab
>>28171597
I would sit out in PE and draw
>tfw went to a school where sports were everything
>tfw everyone either thought I was stoned or psycho
>tfw got beat up for both
>that film class kid who thought he was gonna make it big
>that same kid who thought that TDK movies were brilliant
>that kid who admittedly has a tumblr account
>that kid who unironically supports modern democrats
How do we stop the /pol/ problem? They are the biggest low IQ cancer on here and are poisoning 4chan.
Robots, how do we stop tumblr from making these threads 10 times a day?
>>28171439
I don't understand what you think you'll gain from making these threads. They live for reaction, you know. Most posters on here do. Just don't acknowledge them.
You do know /r9k/ is the reddit board of 4chan, and you getting butthurt on their turf will only summon more of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0HcmPB5K7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4t8sE-cZUw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88_712xTGU
>anzu simulator
>game requires you take frequent trips to hardware store to acquire industrial strength paint stripper to get all that weeb makeup off
>>28171101
I already have two gf simulators, Jill and Handrea ;^)
>>28171929
My happiness has both increased and decreased significantly after I discovered these existed.
almost may already edition
first for chief
>>28170698
reposting from old thread
>Alright lads, making a new batch of stencils for when I go tagging in manchester any ideas?
>>28170748
>>Alright lads, making a new batch of stencils for when I go tagging in manchester any ideas?
MEMES
Isn't the doggystyle position dehumanizing and humiliating?
You pretty much fuck like animals in heat
>>28170626
That's why it's popular.
At least for the man is OK, many girls don't know to spread her legs.
The knees should touch your ears, honey.
For me It is the best. And i don't have to be kissing her, just focused in my task
you get to smell her ass & slip a thumb
How are you doing today anon?
Why are you depressed?
Are you improving?
I dunno man, I'm worried I might have depression. I fit that entire chart except the tearfulness and restlessness and every time I look up symptoms I seem to match the description.
I know I shouldn't trust online stuff but I know actual depressed people and I seem to fit the bill. I'm just too scared to visit a therapist, worried about what my parents will say. Then again maybe the fact I'm unsure means I don't have it, but I dunno man
My dog got put down, rent is too much, I have a dead end job, and I know I won't get anywhere in life
I am depressed because everything that I look forward to (cool future technology) is so far away and I have to suffer through decades of bullshit. I'm also lonely and I feel as though no amount of socializing will cure me. I can't find any interesting people irl that I am compatible with. What's worse is that those people are also scarce online, and I've basically given up hope of ever meeting an interesting girl. I'm going to die a friendless virgin.
who here enjoys being in the psych ward
I loved most of my stays it was like a vacation from life
also people would actually talk to me even though im weird as fuck so I felt somewhat normal there
>>28170197
Why were you in a psych ward ?
30% prison 30% daycare 30% hospital
10% denny's
2/10 would not recommend
>>28170230
because I told my psychiatrist I was having suicidal thoughts and I was constantly hearing people talking about me about how they wish I would kill myself
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