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Would you take $10 million if in exchange you had to have a micropenis?
yes because i already have one
>>28148731
10 million to be myself??? Fucking deal
Yeah. I'll be set for life with 10 million.
>finally get a job as a teacher
>work at an inner city school
>nobody in class listens and doesn't shut up when I tell them to
>give them assignments and threaten to fail them
>they laugh it off, not caring if they'll fail
I honestly don't know how to even out-alpha these fucks...
>>28148672
just fail them into repeating
What kind of school do you teach at? High School?
>>28148766
Yeah, 17/18 year olds mostly.
>>28148672
Inner city school, huh.
>this is considered acceptable, everyday clothing for women to wear outside
>if you want women to not dress like whores then you're a sexist, a faggot, and a pig
>>28148358
That's a cute butt, too bad she probably reserves it just for tyrone.
>>28148358
>"i dress like this for myself not you anon! ugh why are you such a creep!?"
>>28148358
Fuck off stupid puritan, people should be allowed to do whatever they like as long as it's not hurting anybody
>normie decides to adopt
>turns out the kids are monsters
>normie has been lied to
>normie wants to bail
>other normies get buthurt
Www.experience project.com/stories/Hate-Adoption/402900
>>28147063
If they'res one side to being a robot (and there is only one) it's that I will never have to worry about kids.
>we adopted two boys from foster care, one 6 weeks and one 7 1/2. I loved them both with all my hearth and sought medical care and support for the younger brother who has severe cognitive disabilities, rad and bipolar disorder
>the older boy we could not have loved more and he appeared as the perfect son
>we found out too late that over a two year period he had been grooming and molesting ourbiological children as well as our adopted son
>he also abused 15 additional children
>none of them said a word and some could not since they ranged from 4 months to 10 years old
>we tried help at a residential treatment facility and after spending 700000 for two years of care he has shown no remorse for anything but his own loss of family and his own circumstance
>>28147063
Lol holy shit. Post more stories of these devilish little fucks.
Who /avoidsbathing/ here?
>live with parents
>hate bathing
>come up with brilliant plan
>run the shower for 15 minutes with bathroom door locked
>make sure to whistle and sing so they know I'm "showering"
>really just fleck some sprinkles of water on me + hair, even then I hate it
>take my secret stash of febreeze from under the sink
>spritz the air a few times and run through it
>leave and be sure to tel parents how o feel refreshed and clean as a whistlee-roo because I said it when I was 6 once and they laughed
they used to suspect I wasn't showering because I smelled like febreeze but I just sprayed a bar of soap with febreeze and said its just the brand of soap I use, I make sure I get something different than them so they don't know the difference
>mfw the only 2 jobs I've had in the last 10 years fired me for "unsightly hygiene"
>>mfw the only 2 jobs I've had in the last 10 years fired me for "unsightly hygiene"
what the fuck dude
>>28146911
and why would you do that?
>>28146911
What's the meaning of this? This is just stupid.
Convince me to take a shower /r9k/
Haven't washed myself in over a week.
Also no wash thread.
>>28146870
Why haven't you showered in over a week?
>>28147195
what's wrong with that?
sometimes I don't wash myself for months and I don't smell bad or look black
>>28147237
That's because you can't smell yourself, retard.
State what board you visit. State how diverse the anons on one board are compared to others. I want to know the logistics of 4chan.
>>28146846
I visit /v/ and /vg/ most of the time, and occasionally /x/. I used to go to /pol/ but had enough a couple of years ago.
I go on /g/ and /int/ a lot. What do you mean by diverse?
>>28146846
I go on /x/ because of genuine interest in mysticism and because I think I'm going schizophrenic. I also like /pol/ for shits and giggles but it makes me very abrasively racist irl. Can you make the demographic question a bit more specific.
Would you rather be a serial killer or a spree killer?
>>28146802
Harder to get caught as a serial killer.
>>28146802
I'm jealous of the insanity Jeffrey Dahmer possessed.
>>28146957
But the score is lower.
I'd be a serial killer if I was sure I'd get away with it
>Say hi to anon, Daniel!
>He's going to be your new daddy...
>>28146276
I HOPE YOU LIKE ABUSE
>>28146276
With a body like that, I'll be both of their daddies.
Go back in your room Daniel, I gotta fuck yo momma now.
I SAID GET BOY!
DON'T MAKE ME GET THE BELT NOW, YA HEAR!
>Reddit was making fun of us again
;_;
/r9k/ is pretty pathetic, but whatever reddit board that is actually seems worse. No one who is actually that much better off than 4chan virgins spends any time posting on a different message board about how much better off they are. I imagine the sexual habits across both boards are fairly similar, the only difference is that those cucks have deluded themselves into thinking that women are infallible.
Bringing up his meme "undercut" haircut completely out of of context and for no reason other then to feel superior.
Fuck me if this is normies I'd rather kill myself
Don't really care. Reddit is filled with people that are normies on the inside, but look how'd you'd expect us to look.
I've seen a lot of people from here, and for the most part its good looking guys with fucked up heads.
Don't worry, people only laugh at you online, not offline like these guys on reddit.
>she has children
>she appears skinny with cloths but is a fat shit without them.
>she works retail
>over 22 and still in college
>age doesn't drive
>she lives with her parents
>her breast are lopsided
>she suffers from skin discoloration
>she has chicken skin legs
>she cannot sustain an intelligent conversation
>agrees with everything you say or do
>clingy
Hal is a red flag
Tbqh I don't mind them being clingy, I'm yet to find a girl who is, from my experience they all seem to be sluts like I would actually love a yandere style gf
>>28145927
>over 22 and still in college
Any college worth doing will last until you are at least 23
>age doesn't drive
No point in getting a license if she cant afford a car. Should be
>Has a good enough career to afford a car and doesn't drive
>she lives with her parents
Age? Highly case by case, deal with it.
Now that I'm done with that, my flags
>No desire for self improvement
>Refuses to stand up for herself
>Never messages first
>Has no hobby or productive activity aside from school/work
>Tries to steer off the conversation every time it leans towards anything even remotely intelligent or academical
ITT: Films, games, music, books, and other media that normies will never understand
This is berry robot movie
obvious dwarf fortress
I don't think normies understand this but I think they might like it because of the production
Which 4chan board feels the least like 4chan?
I would say /adv/.
/cgl/ is full of women so it has a very different atmosphere. Much cattier but also ostentatiously supportive.
Havent been on /adv/ much
/ck/ has many girlposters and house wives btw desu.
>>28145717
/adv/ is far less caustic, it has a lot of leftist representation, and it isn't filled with such transparent vying for superiority (I don't see as many people calling each other retards there). It feels like it's filled with fairly normal people who haven't spent that much time on the rest of 4chan.
I haven't been there for very long at all though so this might be inaccurate.
So anon...is there anything else you like besides video games?
Cuming in pussies
>>28145449
my little sisters
books
tv shows
movies
hiking
archery
woodworking
why? and who are you?
I don't like video games though you dumb bitch
Why are white bois so racist?
>its just a joke man! Don't be a jew worshipping sjw about it! This is why we'll never get over racism because you always get butthurt when I say something racist! Honestly, I think black people are the most racist!
>>28144436
I think nigs and spics are just too sensitive. The gooks never get that mad about it.
The pendulum is swinging the other way. Stay mad, kike.
I hate niggers not because of their skin but because they can't properly behave in any society, hence why all Latin America hates them, Europe, and NA... Seriously what kind of people sell their own people for slavery and then bitch about it 200 years later
