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>look at /r9k/ meetup map
>there are 141 posts
>there are only 5 girls
>of those 5, 3 are trans
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
there is no way a girl can be a robot unless she is mentally fucked in some way. dont trust any girl who posts here
I have a bf and I post here, it's just slow grown-up /b/.
We grew up on a chan and can't leave- women have worse coping mechanisms when it comes to abandoning youthful comforts.
>>28136052
that is so fucked up. literally why do you stay here and torment incels with your existance?
>>28136085
To engage in certain types of threads with obnoxious long-winded discussion, like hypothetical situation threads.
Some of it does come from a sense of morbid curiosity, I usually urge the far gone and sick to share as much detail about their lives as possible. I've always been more of a voyeur than a participant.
What would yours say?
>>28135806
My what. I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to be.
>ate own filthy underpants on multiple occasions
>>28135840
It's from the restaurant Dick's last resort. They give you a hat and write some normie-tier insult to you.
Can anyone talk with me about anything just for a bit? I need some social contact. How was your day so far?
it was aight. wbu nigger?
>>28135699
pretty shit desu
live with an alcoholic and a heroin addict
spent the day in my room playing vidya and trying to resist an heroing
might go work out later see if that helps calm me down
>>28135699
how's it going OP?
ORIGINAL FUCKING COMMENT GOD DAMN IT
what would you do if your sister was getting fucked by a black guy and you could hear her screams in your door?
>>28135610
Call the cops on a nigger for raping my sister
>>28135610
Call the police, then start jacking off.
>>28135610
if my daughter came home with a nigger boyfriend I would disown her because it would prove she had learnt nothing from me
>you can't delete a post too early
>you can't delete it too late either.
What's the point of deleting posts if you can not do so immediately after making it? I want to delete stuff if I make a typo
To make fun of you're spelling mistakes and autism
who fucking cares
dont ever post shit you'll regret and you'll never have to delete anything
To teach you consequences
One of being careful and not acting retarded
Two to not leave things until it is too late
Welp, nice knowing you, Robots. im in Fort Worth and it looks like we're going to get wiped off the map this week.
Baseball sized hail, STRONG tornadoes in plural, enormous gusts of wind make for a very dead robot.
>>28135293
the severe zone even looks kinda like a pistol
>>28135293
ayy Fort Worth!! probably in North though. i'm on the east, right next to Arlington.
we'll be alright, robro.
>>28135293
Yeah I've made plans to hide my cars in a parking garage and camp out in the church my parents go to.
I used to volunteer there so I know all the codes to get into a bunch of tornado safe storage rooms.
I usually don't care about storms but this one seems pretty terrifying.
I have no life and It sucks.
So i dream about living other possible lives somewhere else in the world.
Anyone else know this feel?
>Once i was an eskimo living in greenland from fishing
>I was a muscular guy with a fit body carrying things and helping scientists in Antarctica do their thing.
>Once i was living in an island near japan as a fisherman
>Once i was a russian soldier invading north korea from the north
>Once i was a diplomat living in the Falkland islands
>Once i was a ranger hunting and living off the land in Minnesota and the surrounding states
Seems everyone is replying to bait and trigger threads than actually sharing feels like r9k should be...
>>28135475
Yeah man, I get where you're coming from. It's why I seek escapism so often. Being able to be taken away to a different reality, if only temporarily, is one of the main things that keeps me going. I probably indulge in it too much though since I find myself drifting off often. For me, a lot of these dreams involve going back into a romanticized idea of the past, I'm not sure how healthy it is to dream about it so often but it helps me get through the day and can sort of fill my lack of any friends or life these imaginary scenarios that force me to "interact" with people or try not to fuck up some social situation. It sort of preps me for real-world encounters however autistic that sounds.
>>28135475
Sounds like you need to join a fluff division of the army. My dreams are just about memories that I wish I had again.
moms making me get a job. help
>>28135434
she just making you get applications or does she have one set up for you already?
>>28135460
making me look for one
>>>/biz/1213593
do 1-2 year at community college, get a 3.6 gpa, retake classes if you need to
transfer to a uni (one with best internships preferred, but if you are gonna just have to look outside of the uni anyway, find one between 8-15 grand a year)
study uantitative finance(finance + stats/actuariel science) or real estate (not sure about this, but at least spend your free time checking out city/state/federal/international laws and real estate bubbles, and maybe get a backround in a trade such as carpentry so you know how to haggle with contractors when appreciating a homes value)
Get a hard cert (actuary, finance analyst and real estate agent all have different certs) while in college and do one/2 internships, then work a normal job.
You don't have money like this lad, so it'll be harder. Also the 3.6 gpa is actually a bitch from community colleges since they are required to fail a certain amount of students every semester.
>he uses the faulty lock and master key analogy
>>28135401
Roastie a little upset? Tell me what happened
It's a very apt analogy, by the way.
Explain the fault.
>>28135455
it triggers me, you men are all pigs
post single child feels
>be single child
>perfectly innocent and civilized, full of love for humans
>can't even conceive of harming or "dominating" another person, ESPECIALLY not other children
>start going to school
>everyone ist torturing and dominating everyone else
>people treat eat other like shit
>fast forward 10 years
>"anon why are you so antisocial? humans are wonderful! you never learned how to be nice to other people you selfish, spoiled prick.
>tell someone I'm a single child
>they respond with "Oh that explains it"
What do they mean by this?
That experience is not limited to only children (what we call it in the US). Many only children DO have difficulty socializing, especially sharing or sacrificing something they want to do, for someone else. Not even in a mean way, just that they never grew up having those experiences.
Anyone /bastard/ here? Completly the opposite to op the faggot
Robot jobs thread - late night edition
I'll start
>45 years young
>6.45 an hour
>chef at wendys
>>28134928
I don't believe this
wendy's wouldn't hire someone that old over all the young applicants
>>28134928
It's the same fucking guy that makes this thread every time.
>19
>$75 for in-town gig, $200-300 for travel gig
>videographer
>>28134928
>under minimum wage
we don't believe you, you need more people
you stupid nigger
why can't you stop nigging?
Quality thread 2bh
this is a bork thread now
>>28135692
more bork
Hello r9k, we're looking for some robots to come into our skype group. We have about 23 members in now nearly all are active daily, the group has been around since October.
Send me an invite if you want in, my skype is chuggenmc
bumperino neighborino
>>28133802
not in this group but i found groups of robots to be therapeutic in my loneliest hours, glad for the times
Someone pls join and be my gf.
>itt: Music you listen to when sad or depressed
>pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs
If you can't relate to Crywank, you honestly shouldn't be on /r9k/.
Some excellent songs that are quite robotic in nature.
>>28135198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNO_D6TikFI&ab_channel=CraftyOcelot
Do any of you guys have like a "catchphrase" that people associate with you? I was homeschooled and then went to a local community college and I needed something to make me seem slick and cool. My catchphrase is saying "Ohhh Yeahhhh..." In a long and deep voice lol people love when I do that. Especially when I pair that with a slow nod of my head and even wave my hand around like a wave. It makes almost every girl in class laugh
Your life sounds sad, but this is r9k so i guess this is normal
I used to say "yeah" all the time because I was too autistic to hold a conversation
>>28135139
That's pretty autistic.
I tend to use "It's just that simple" a lot for some reason, dunno if that counts
