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Is there such a thing as a Stacey that watches anime?
Only Pokemon because it's SOOOOOOOOOO NERDY XD LOL
Bumping over clarification of technicalities
>>28164164
No oniichan I'm not like other girls I swear :3 ~
This girl over here,
>raped when she was 14, by her father on a daily basis
>sexually assaulted by her classmates
>suffers from intense slut-shaming and bullying from her female classmates
>self-esteem literally zero
>extremely introverted, has severe trust issues
>works in the packaging department of your company
>you befriend her, and somehow she trusts you, because your severe autism seems to make you seem like a good person with no ill intent
>you can see the two of you getting a long well.
What do?
It's not rape if you enjoy it, re-write your story.
rape her haha
>>28163832
as a prank of course
ITT share properly /devilish/ things you've done to normies
>be ausfag with slow internet
>share house with 5 normies
>normies stream friends, gossip girl etc. over netflix 24 hours a day
>makes internet painfully slow for browsing and shitposting
>usually not this bad but today I can't even load a youtube video
>can hear fucking theme songs from chick dramas in the living room
>fuckthis.jpg
>open router settings
>change my computer to /beef supreme/ priority (normally reserved for skype calls, etc.)
>open sickbeard and set it to redownload entire 100gb video library in slightly higher definition
>don't even want to watch anything
>browsing speed increases dramatically even with downloads running
>can watch youtube again hurray
>minutes pass
>get up to get a drink
>netflix dropping out and pixelated to all fuck on living room TV
>"anon what's up with netflix, it won't let me watch"
>"dunno, try turn it off and on again?"
>go back to room
>smugface.jpg
>mfw you can't beat an autist at an autist's game
>>28162587
>Live on an army base
>At night when everyone is asleep I peg a tennis ball down the hall
>Close door and wait for someone to wake up and say 'WTF?! it happened again'
>Also get up and make really weird creepy noises or play >>28162587
childrens laughter or babies crying through my phone at like 2 am.
>People think the barracks is haunted.
>>28162587
> neighbors having party
> call cops because noise ordinance
> shutitdown.jpeg
> Stay up another 5 hours playing vidya
>>28162616
hahaha
>haunted by autism
>tfw boyfriend cried again
>>28162351
>tfw you try and copy me and fail
btfo retard
>>28162392
>>tfw you try and copy me and fail
>btfo retard
what?
>>28162426
>he still trying
thats really nice
>he thinks im going to bump his thread
If you had two wishes, what would you wish for?besides more wishes
A billion dollars
Complete oblivion at death, no heaven, hell, reincarnation.
Sociopath is guy on the right I think. He's trying to manipulate the psychopath and it's either going to get shit done or end very badly for both of them.
unlimted funds
Get Reborn as the same person everytime with unlimited funds
That's all I need
Why are ugly guys so creepy? You never see or hear about an attractive man doing creepy shit.
its not creepy if hes good looking
>>28161916
Eh, when I was in high school I was friends with a legit 9/10 Chad who was an actor and really popular and one night we cruised around town following his gf everywhere because he thought she was cheating.
It was 11 at night and we were hidden in the bushes watching her through the windows of a restaurant. Not creepy at all.
>>28161932
That doesn't even make sense at all.
Feels, not eels edition
>>28161269
Still smells like 2000 year old Roman piss.
First therapy session today
Post waifus
>>28161269
really hungry for a donner meat and chips lads
How can anyone who has had sex also have anxiety or depression?
What can they have to be upset about when they've been paid the highest compliment and simultaneously achieved their purpose on earth?
because we're still human.
it's no different from asking why anyone who has access to food can feel sad. you're just being weird.
How can anyone who doesn't have a mutilated penis also have anxiety or depression?
What can they have to be upset about when they are actually complete men?
>>28161133
because they aren't 10 years old.
Sex isn't even that big of a deal.
You get the exact same result when jacking off only you don't have to stick around afterwards
"So, anon, hypothetically if nothing was illegal for a day what would you do?"
Buy a lot of drugs, probably steal some snacks from stores but that's more or less it. I don't really have a desire to hurt anyone or anything like that.
>>28160906
Well, cute asian girl, I'd probably commit suicide so even if I fail I didn't break the law.
Just take stuff I want. Game, electronics, books, whatever.
Here's a cyoa, post some of your own.
One of the better ones in these series.
Immortality, No eating, teleportation would be my picks
Portal (or maybe castle), force field, teleportation
Have you ever been called a creep by an attractive female stranger even though you're not doing anything but minding your own business?
>>28158382
No I avoid staring at women because I'm scared of the accusation
>>28158382
Yeah, usually they do it because they're buttflustered that you're not paying sufficient attention to them.
I like women less and less every day.
what is it with autists and "minding my own business"? why don't you ask why you're being called a creep and maybe learn from it? if you don't care, why make a big deal of it?
16personalities.com/free-personality-test
Briggs-Myers time boys, post results and profession/education.
>>28158251
Is INTP a robot personality?
I think INTPs are a lot more common on /r9k/ than anywhere else.
Attending uni.
>>28158251
>tfw INFP-T
I should kill myself
INFJ
originalio commentario
Late night comfy. Post comfy stories, feels, images, video, music whatever.
Im listing to the new pillows album while I drink and smoke a bit.
https://youtu.be/TEP-re0TVnE
Like a panda with a mean face, or like sandals with pressure points drawn on them, or the smell of a blackboard eraser, or a Sunday morning where you wake up and it's raining. Well, I like her more than hard bread.
>>28158127
It's our TV-walkman.
>>28158153
I'm going to make you feel all better.
>>28158171
I'm going to overflow.
rate my NEET den
>>28154786
well I like that oversized piss jug, I really do; but the curved wooden armrests on that chair are hurting my elbows just looking at it.
small but comfy
a little taxing on my mental health after 7 years of neetdom though
>>28154945
I like this configuration
Ohayou, /r9k/. Do your best today!
Thanks OP, you too!
We can all do our best!
>>28164469
Moshi moshi, Spiderman desu
Ganbatte minnasan
