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How old were you when you realized all men are disgusting degenerate whores?

I was 17.
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>>28144268
i wish i was a whore
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>>28144268
And you'll be 30 when you realise that by all men you actually meant Chad, the rest of mankind being completely invisible to you.
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>>28144319
O-oh, anon! But not you of course! You're an exception. A true NICE GUY.

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what an absolute madman, gotta admit he's got more balls then me.
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>>28144207
What will the concequnces of this be?
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>>28144207
>someone has an opinion that's different from mine
>please crucify them

lmao how pathetic can these people get
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>>28144207
true eeeeeeeeeeeee~~~
true eeeeeeeeeeeee~~~
true eeeeeeeeeeeee~~~
true eeeeeeeeeeeee~~~

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>Think a pornstar is super cute
>wonder why she's doing porn
>look her up
>find her blog where she talks about doing drugs when she was a pornstar
>hard drugs like cocaine, meth, etc
>find her mom's facebook
>filled with childhood pics
>she was a sweet adorable kid
>dad nowhere to be seen
>Went as Jem (from Jem and the Holograms) for Halloween
>that 11th birthday pic where she's blowing out her candles
>soul crushing feeling envelops me
>born 6 months before I was
>I will never go back in time and rescue her before she starts doing hard drugs
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>>28143934
People are more than slaves of their destiny. It's her fault that she is were she is.
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she would probs rather be with a chad that gave her drugs than some white knight beta its just how women/ people are i know its fucked up.
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>>28144043

It's hard drugs. Without that, she'd lead a normal life. Hard drugs completely destroy your mind until you are just looking for your next hit. Addictions are VERY powerful.

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Who here has no hobbies? How do you deal with that? I use to like video games but now I can't play them without feelin anxious, It feels more like a job to me than fun. I use to like anime but now I just find it stupid.

Now I have nothing to do and I'm always bored.
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You have no hobbies because you're a female, and females inherently have no hobbies. You genetically cannot feel passion for something in it's truest form.

I have tons of hobbies and enjoy doing things, feelings you'll never understand roastie. Begone
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>>28141921
I use to feel passion for things. I use to draw and do many things. You're just being a man child.
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Try doing drugs or getting incredibly drunk all the time, its fun.

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Mental Illness/Health Thread

Been awhile since we had one of these.
How are you guys holding up? Personally, I am one snap away from succumbing to the abyss. I think I'm going to kill myself sometime this summer.
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>>28141745
I feel like everyone but myself is crazy, like I understand things about the existence that others animalistically delude themselves into not believing. I understand people see me as mentally ill but I think there's realism and enlightenment in what people call mental illness.

We have multiple emotions but one is not worse than any other. We feel happiness and it means nothing. We feel pain and it means nothing. We feel hunger and it means nothing. We die and it means nothing.

I want to starve myself to death just to prove myself right even though I can feel the underlying primitive feelings trying to stop me.
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>>28141827
I know that feel.
Depression feels like a veil has been lifted out from in front of your eyes sometimes. It definitely turned me into some type of nihilist, and not the edgelord kind.
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bumping. Where all my bipolars and schizos at?

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Why don't you work from home, robots?

You get the best part of both words (Neet World and WageKek World).
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I would if I had someone help me get a job, I am totally at a loss on what to do, I've never had a job before.

I would pay someone money every paycheck if someone helped me get a fucking online job.
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What are work from home jobs other than toiling away making a shitty video game that doesn't sell?
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>>28141052
seriously this is a legitimate offer

i would literally give someone like an agreed amount of my paycheck every month for a designated number of months to do this

pls

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Skipping school. What do?
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>>28140540
Go ti school you underage little faggot
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fap near school zone
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>>28140540
can't handle the feels?

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Ever had a girl/guy obsess over you?
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nope. but does anyone here get extremely obsessed with freeing idealized futures?
>become extremely obsessed with gambling
>move on to poker
>move on to the stock market
>move on to real estate
>tfw still haven't left my fucking house while researching ways to escape being a failure
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I had one girl find out when my birthday was by asking the teacher (I never told anyone), so that she could be the only person to give me a card.
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I'm obsessed with wanting a girlfriend.

Why doesn't robot just get an asian gf?
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>>28138971
Asian girls, even moreso than white girls, expect you to have money and be a good provider prospect. That means an unemployed 29yo is right out
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>>28139172
There is never a happy medium, I swear.
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>>28139172
they are still happy because they get half white kids.

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will you join the army and be prepared to potentially die in the defense of your nation?

honest answer
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>>28137852
Not unless I get drafted.
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Obviously not you fucking retard. Nationalism died 50 years ago.
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>>28137852

Our army consist of maybe 40-50 T-54 and 6 helicopters from USA which were so old and shitty that us buying them was basivly getting rid of them

Girls have a soft, warm hole between their legs that they let you rub your dick in if they like you. Why aren't you enjoying the soft, warm hole?
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>>28136399
feelz good mang
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because i'd rather lick the feet
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>>28136399
I am enjoying the soft, warm hole. It's great.

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Who /mischief/ here?

>be at McDonald's
>order a double quarter pounder meal
>ask for extra napkins
>don't use them
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>dribble soap on public stall walls to look like cum
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>>28130916
>cum in the soap dispensers so it looks like soap
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I used to do some really fucked up shit.

Go into random peoples yards at night and turn their hose on.
Key random peoples cars.
Go into public restrooms and piss all over the toilet paper.

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ITT Literally you, the pic.
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RIP.

have you seen one hour photo yet?
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>pic related

Totally me
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Pic related is literally me

Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

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let's get on this bitch

you know the tags
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Pls no bumperino in the chatterino
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pls
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>>28122144
toi.exe
tuetoi.rar

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I quit drinking after my 3rd visit to the emergency department in the last 6 months.

I'm on day 4 now and I'm BORED AS SHIT. What the fuck do people do if they're not drunk?
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Hang in there. I just got back from the store with liquid breakfast myself. Maybe one day I'll be more productive like you and quit
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Go to the meetings, find a home group, ask for help, work steps, help others OR drink again.

We all carry a message. Some carry one of hope, others one of caution. You choose.

>9months sober
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Also, may I suggest Civilization 5? It's a great time waster

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