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>tfw fell for the trans meme
>tfw didn't help with getting gfs, never figured out how to do makeup right, and didn't make any money camwhoring
>tfw tried to undo the damage and go back to being a man but my penis won't work anymore
Who else /ruined their lives/ here?
>following advice from the internet
>>28130266
I just wanted a gf to be desu.
>become girl to get a gf
>don't get a gf
>try to become a boy again
I wish this were true, but I know it can't be
Is there anything more perfect thanat least the ideaof a mommy gf?
>Motherly
>Plump but not fat
>Loves you
>Cares about you
>Will cuddle you and tell you everything will be alright
I want to be a daddy bf to a younger gril.
>>28129745
no way, nothing is better
>>28129765
I also feel this impulse
>>28129765
Fuck off retard.
You can make another thread for that purpose. Let us appreciate mommy gfs and lament the fact they do not exist in peace.
>be black femanon
>be high school girl(stfu I'm 18)
>really admire all the tall white Guy's on the swim team
>they're all too popular and always have a white Stacy on their arm
How can I at least get one of the Chad type white guys to be my friend?i don't even care if he dates me at this point. I just want to be around him.
>>28136389
bait,right?
go ask facebook,you cunt
>>28136389
Easy just don't be a black woman. He will be roasted by his friends if he is seen with an ugly ass black bitch. I am an athlete and I know exactly the guys you talk about they don't like ugly black women nobody does. Why would somebody with good genes, popularity, and athletic ability want an ugly ass black woman when he can get women like this.
>>28136516
No...I'm shy and really have no idea what to talk about these guys with
Can we get a thread about some qt3.14 women?
>nose ring
Fuck off OP you enormous faggot
>>28133965
i agree with this man
i've dated 3 girls with that septum shit
they're all the same
>>28133965
Septum ring, cmon do women really wanna come closer to resembling cattle
I'm a female wizard. I'll give any advice I can to help you get a gf. My qualification is that I have no experience. AMA
>>28130574
Sometimes I like to pretend i'm a female too.
Until i realize females are all whores who would never come near r9k virgins
All women are witches silly
>>28130574
Which school of magic did you choose to specialise in and why wasn't it illusion?
let's get comfy and post comfy things
beat the robot by posting comfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRg8Rme0HE0
I think living in a converted Japanese baseball stadium would be comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ
I find this song comfy
anyone find this path in the woods by my house comfy?
>spoiled trust fund kids that act like life sucks and they have it hard
>usually have the basic tumblr "I hate myself" attitude
These people are parasites.
>>28127658
>every single millenial
>go to big fancy posh university
>literally every single person i know is a rich brat of rich parents
>i'm working two jobs to pay for tuition
>they know this, and then casually tell me their parents gave them $15,000 as a random gift for something like a "half-birthday"
>>28127658
I have millions in a trust fund, and never have to work, making more money from my yearly dividends alone than most of you will ever make in a year. I'm white, in fairly decent shape (can lose some weight), and 6'2. Yet my life really isn't great. KV, no real friends or social life.
Which /mtfg/ tranny would you fugg?
>>28127156
rip cosmo
>>28127156
im still a virgin but id rather kill myself then have to interact with one of these disgusting mentally ill faggots
>>28127156
some of these people look like guys. narcissa, circe, oryx, etc.
I liked the last thread, seeing what kinda tastes my fellow robots had, so let's get another one going. Here's the template.
Here's mine. Just to get the thread going.
I'l post mine again because I didn't get any (you)'s (Or even any spam to my throwaway)
>>28126261
>Not assertive
>Not confident
>Not athletic
have mercy on your soul
Look robots, if you're 5'11+ you basically have life on easy mode. Girls love height, how can you honestly call yourself robots with that genetic advantage?
I'm a spooky 5'7 manlet (145lbs) and life sucks, but I bet it would be bearable if I were taller.
Post you're height and weight robots, be honest
>be honest
prepare for everyone on the internet being 6ft4
5'6 and 200lbs, so basically a fat manlet. Thankfully I carry the weight some what well and it isn't flabbing everywhere. Think George Costanza.
I hate my height but I am slowly learning to accept it. My height isn't something I can change, but my confidence is. And I have a better chance being confident, even if the odds are still stacked against me.
5'8
310lbs
>select all the food
Let's leave
/r9k/ is shit.
Fortress Wizchan is our final redoubt. Join me for the final exodus
>>28136656
/r9k/ for shitposting needs
wizchan for feels
shit no
don't shit on wizchan pls.
Fuck off and go back to /soc/ or whatever it is your fucking shithole OP don't litter the few relatively not so bad boards advertising them on 4chan
Fucking cancershit fuck you and your whole god damn family for bringing you to this world turning everything you touch into shit.
We need more eugenesics and castration seriously
>>28136656
wizard chan is for wizards
respect your elders
Has anyone bought drugs in the Silk Road? Is it worth the risk? I've been looking for normal acid, but been pretty sketched out and been buying a research chemical called 1P-LSD instead do to concerns on purchasing online.
>>28136533
And 1P LSD isn't scheduled.
What wallets do you guys use
I've never tried it before
it's easy and discreet would recommend
What's your excuse for being single? I have a speech problem, not full on waterboy stutter but certain words trip me up so I pick my words carefully and when talking to the girls I overthink things and makes it harder to simply even speak. Whenever words do come out 9/10 times she says "what" and I'm forced to repeat those careful words again but it makes it even harder. My most recent experience was yesterday at work. This cute/new chick kept lingering around my department so on impulse I blurted out as we were walking past each other "yousurelovebeingbackhere" she was like "what" and I just aborted the mission and pretended like I didn't hear her and kept on walking. I turned around and noticed she had stopped walking and was probably trying to process the amount of autism she had been exposed to.
>>28136205
I could opt to go after women, to go on the prowl, but I wish not to give my virginity to just anybody. I want my first time to be close to perfect. I value my virginity and yet I wish to be rid of it at the same time. This conflict gets in the way of looking for someone.
I also find it hard for me to love myself. If I can't love myself then how can I love anybody else?
Also because there are no women around where I'm at anyway. Most are with lesser fools and the like. Potentials are always snobby.
hate woman
only attracted to the rare fem guy
>>28136205
I'm terrified of exposing my feelings to anyone. Being alone is comfier ( and safer)
>some girl friends me on facebook from my area
>PMs me wanting to hang out
>tells me she finds me attractive
>tells me she wants to find fwb
I'm getting fucking scammed or something right?
>>28136200
You are almost definitely getting scammed
>>28136223
My thoughts exactly. She's talking to me now; what do I do?
>>28136200
OP again.
She does seem to work at a place I know about, and I live in a pretty unknown city in the US. Do girls actually just go on facebook to hunt for fuckbuddies?
I think she's stopped responding anyway, probably was trying to scam me and my paranoid autism bored her to some degree.
is it true girls wont be with you if you are not rich and have no education?
Nah, not really. I'm a loser and I still get pussy. You just need to have game and/or show that you have potential.
>>28136110
There are lots of girls that will love you regardless of wealth and success. The problem is that they're usually hitched right out of high school.and usually white trash
True. More women go to college than men and they only date educated men whereas men will fuck anything.
If you dont go to college youll die a virgin.
