ITT: male red flags
>he drinks more soda than water
>he measures his penis size to the tenths place
>he wears Walmart jeans
>he doesn't like vegetables
>he owns a Wii U
>he walks like a virgin
the autism walk is a green flag you dumb roast poster
>>28142147
Let's not forget laughs like a virgin.
>red flag thread
>he owns a Wii U
>posts art of master chief
hmmmmm....
>Killed 3 normies with a sword
How can American school shooters even compete? They need magic shooting things that have like 10 mile range, while this guy looks his victims in the dies, he looks at the normies die, with his sword. He is the ultimate robot, even a girl who was in the classroom when he went in said he moved like a robot
Plus he looked cool, look at his costume, an ultimate robot is edgy and hides his face like that.
who is this guy
you have been muted bla bla bla
>>28141908
>tfw no monty python sir lancelot tier sword massacre
How can I help?
I have a few friends that I think would relate to you guys better. Introverted, very shy in front of girls and haven't been with one in years (if ever). They're nice guys but rarely want to get out of their comfort zone of vjdeogames and baby shit. Why? How can I help them experience the world?
I'll 6'3. 205 and have a good face with a pretty good job. Socialization came easy to me. Can I help them?
You can't because guys like this usually think they're too intelligent to go out and do anything other than play video games
>>28141604
One of them very bright, the other two are relatively smart. None of them are "geniuses."
Should I just start making fun of them until they realize they need to hit the gym and get it together?
>>28141575
>How can I help them?
What makes you think they need help? Let them do whatever the fuck they want
Why do normies love alcohol so much?
>tastes like literal shit
>tears up your stomach and liver
>makes you act like a loud retard
I agree it's definitely overrated, but have you even been drunk?
>>28140639
>makes you act like a loud retard
There you have the answer, it strengthens their natural nromie behaviour.
>>28140639
>>tastes like literal shit
plebian fag detected
Who /androgynous/ here? I naturally look like some kind of lesbian dyke even though I'm a guy.
i look like a twink even though i'm a grill, people still call me a guy when i have long hair
>tfw yelled at in bathrooms
>>28138649
dats hot
>>28138649
It happens whenever I go skelly mode.
Literally creepy older men would hit on me in public.
Hey friendos,
Just wondering if you guys could hit me up with your best suicide memes or things of the like, need to top up my folder
>NormieBook tier memes
bumping for these tight meams
>>28138125
oyveygevalt
There are people on this board who have yet to have sex, how is that possible? Is this an obscure meme where you pretend to be a virgin? There's 7b people on this planet so how are you guys still virgins?
Because girls look away when they see me outside
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE FILTH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
When you're ugly and short that number gets a lot smaller.
We could go to a prostitute, but that feels wrong for some reason, even though dating is just a more civilized form of prostitution.
I suppose if we were rich it could still happen, but that's almost as unlikely as landing a qtpa2t with our winning personality.
Does anyone here have OCD? I mean real OCD not that shit where you think that you're OCD because you organize your desk.
I'm talking about the kind where you constantly do things over and over and waste a lot of time every day and you feel insane.
use to compulsively wash my hands to the point of being raw, cracked, and so on. would check doors 3-5 times before leaving. would count to specific numbers and so on. highly stressful environment and life at the time. its calmed down quite a bit now, now im just super hygienic
>>28137815
>wash my hands about 40-50 times a day
>similar things about numbers and actions like >>28137837
>gets much worse when i am stressed
>freak out when things are misaligned, etc. like get physically ill.
I'm not OCD, though.
I take meds daily for my OCD
I used to wash my hands then I started washing my arms 100 times day that they became white because of excess soap. It damaged my skin so much that, I started having weird dark spots on my skin. Because of excessive washing, my skin hurt time to time, so I had to buy soaps for OCD and put cream on my arms every day for couple months.
cont.
tea and toast edition
Morning chaps, ready for another day of self loathing and general butthurt?
>inject 12U of novorapid
>eat 2 rolled breads which are about 3-4 carb units
>2 hours later glucose levels are at 320mg/dl
But it's no fucking wonder considering what a fat piece of shit I am, I mean I weight a whole fucking 75kg at 204cm bodylength. Fucking retarded eunuchidal piece of shit body
At this amounts, injecting more insulin wont even do shit anymore because the body will just need longer for the uptake. So all I can do is fucking starve myself to death,...
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Off to the gym soon lads. Post the waifus for self-improvement.
Would you date a single mom and help provide for the child?
No dating a single mom is like buying a used car you know it puts out but someone else rode the best miles out of it
>>28136477
>2016
>letting your baby eat McDonalds
>>28136477
Never. I had to quit college and get a job so my father could keep the house after my mother left (he had heart attack that left him handicapped), also to get my sister back to school. For a couple of years I worked a shit job to provide for my family. It fucking sucked, I had all the drawbacks of having to provide without reaping the benefits because no gfs and still living at home. I say this because had I said a simple "fuck no, never", the response would have been
>implying...
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Is it just me, or are many normies not intelligent? I'm not referring to the angst held against normies for their missunderstanding of suffering. Many robots or outcasts simply hold a grudge against normies because they don't have their jaded perspective on life, and I'm not referring to this.
I'm saying, I see MANY normies who:
>get all of their news from buzzfeed
>religiously watch generic television shows
>worship celebrities
>got a worthless degree (or just dropped out) >barely know what economics is
>getting married before even financially stable
>in relationships because they cannot handle being alone
>obsessed with sports (although many people who like sports also have good degrees/jobs)
>model their human interaction after 15 second vine clips that went viral
>think romance is similar to memes they see on vine (pizza, chipotle, touch butt, sit on couch all night)
>Spend $80 on a ticket to EDM festivals
>experiment with psychedelics a few times, think it "enlightens you"
>occasionally smoke weed, says things like (well alcohol is worse for you!)
>go to bars because they think that's what people are supposed to do after age 21
>sit around and play with phones while at bar, occasionally discussing one of the previously mentioned subjects on this list
>thinks Drake is cool
>fashion choices influenced by swag/nigger-tier pop celebrities
>takes inspirational memes seriously
>have not even thought about retirement, have no clue what a seriously profitable career is
>thinks backpacking Europe is the epitome of adventure
These are common personality traits I see among the most average/below average people I meet
>>28135728
Why does the amount of money they spend on a ticket make them stupid?
I'm gonna spend 400 bucks on a ticket for an event, which won't be a problem because I can afford it
They're not necessarily dumb but their opinions and beliefs can be completely trash due to mainstream media brainwashing and social media use
>>28135779
Well, EDM events mostly attract preppy people who think they are being rebellious, drug addicts, homosexuals, and general morons. Nobody are playing instruments, the entire culture is centered around various memes, and absolutely nothing good happens there. You jsut leave with slight hearing damage.
I've never liked electronic music, but I went to a couple electric music festivals around 2005, and it wasn't filled with normies. There were many dumbfucks there, but you'd also meet law students...
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how tall is /r9k/ ?
LE MANLET!!11!
when does it get old with you people. At least we live longer...
6'1" but I look like a hungry skeltal and want to end it all senpai
6ft
It doesnt matter stop feeling insecure about this shit. It like that other stupid thread about deep voice vs high voice
It's all about social status which we are mostly failures at
ITT we post god-tier music
I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWnUuosQwZY
original comment bloxblox
>>28134392
You like Aphex Twin too? Have you ever listened to Boards of Canada?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2zKARkpDW4
C'mon you fuckers, show me some good music
What does /r9k/ think of Meghan Trainor's song "NO"?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cMTAUr3Nm6I
>>28133016
More hollywood leftism feminist shit
about a salty bitch that gets hit on too much by betas. and another outlet to shame beta males and shit into submission by the media.
who cares, its not like this is anything fucking new
>song about getting annoyed by attention from men
Maybe if girls don't like guys pestering them for dates, they should start asking out guys once in a while.
Why do they think they get to force us to do all of the work in dating and still act like uppity cunts when we aren't 10/10 Chads?
>>28133016
She is a fat shit and I do not give a fuck about her
Do not post about her on 4chan you faggot
My gut reaction is no, but I am willing to hear counter-arguments.
>>28132398
They spread mass changes an now schools actually give a fuck about bullying. It was the necessary evil society needed apparently.
>>28132398
They're cool dudes who killed a bunch of chads.
They made some nice videos too
>>28132398
Not really, but they did what they wanted, they died on their own terms, and they had fun. That's all that really matters.