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Any other robots /Canada/ here?
Canadacuck reporting
>>28131837
Yep, Torontobot here.
Where you at OP.inb4 Canada
>>28131837
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reporting in. Gonna be living in PEI for four months starting Thursday.
Anyone want to meet up in tokyo for a beer? Im so alone.
>>28131835
I would if I was in Tokyo.
Any robots in Montana?
I wish I was in Tokyo. You should go to a bar and find some other gaijin, or a Jap that speaks English. Hang out with them.
>>28131850
I would if I was in Montana.
Any robots in Austin?
If I could have any gf I'd want her to be a total bitch, degrade me, and take control in the bedroom. I'd be totally submissive and live to fulfill her wishes.
Anyone else know this feel?
>>28131739
I want a slave waifu
One that can cook me food.
>>28131739
I'm the other way round.
Bet I could get you hard you little man slut.
Picture a woman spitting in your mouth, calling you a wimp and then punching you in the gut, so you double over.
She roughly presses your head into her groin.
>You are now gay.
>>28131887
IDU How are you the other way around?Text has me at full fucking mast btw
Erica is the queen of /r9k/
>>28131617
Where are the sheets or pillowcase? This is really bothering me.
get out dumb tripfag roastie reee
>>28131617
Remember to not reply to underage bait threads.
>(317) 769...
May I continue?
Tick tock whitey...
race posters need to go
>>28131575
You have to go back, Jose.
>literally thousands of niggers hanged in early USA
>Whites were never punished
>Nigger commits petty crime
>Is shot for it
>POLICE JUST DOING THIER JOB HE WAS A DINDU NUFFIN DINDU NUFFIN NIGGERS ARE ANIMALS REEEEEEEEEE
>"Hey Anon! Do you want to do... XYZ"
>"No thanks, that's ok"
>"Awww why not?"
>"Because I don't want to..."
Can someone explain to me why this is not an acceptable answer for normies and makes them look at you like you killed their grandmother?
They want to know you to control you
>>28131480
They want you to elaborate on why you don't like XYZ
Specifically what aspects of XYZ
>>28131480
well why don't you? do you just fly from the seat of your pants with no thought like some kind of trash blown hither and thither by whatever random fancy you happen to have at the moment? LM-FUCKING-AO
hi i am return
>>28131426
Go away Ted Cruz.
Are you El Rato?
>>28131426
Hello fellow flesh gooblin... I am glad to see you!
This thread almost hurts to read. This place has been trending towards /soc/ tier for a while but over the last week, I feel like it's suddenly taken a hard shift towards being a clone of that board.
Anyone else starting to consider leaving and never coming back?
This is now a rate body thread. Rate my bod uglybots
>>28131531
Stop using that shitty filter
>>28131531
Nice filters applied to mask your pathetic progress. Get the fuck out of my thread.
So, here's a question
If i acted like a beta to a girl, and then i stoped being a fucking beta, can i still have chances with that girl? No, right?
>>28131396
that's a question for /adv/
my problem is a bitchy slut want me and I'm not attracted so now she's acting even bitchier. It's at work too
>>28131432
But have you at least minimal interest in her? If no i guess you should just ignore the bitch
Thanks btw
Gonna try in /adv/
>>28131396
>No, right?
Right, no. Grills never revise upwards their estimation of a man. Just forgot about that one and focus on building up yourself and your lifestyle so you can attract the rest.
>tfw no mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>28131273
I THINK THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKING DRIVING PEOPLE INSANE
>>28131273
Never have I felt as strong an urge to kill someone.
>>28131273
You have the power to end this.
>been using lidocaine to give gf epic orgasms
>shes gonna figure out the trick soon
shit
>>28131177
Wait... how do you use a numbing agent to make someone orgasm?
>>28131352
maybe to numb his dick? Although how would you apply it and not affect her too? pls don't say you inject it into your dick op
>>28131434
Let it take effect then wash it off?
Are your "problems" really problems?
>>28131123
Nope. Just some inconvenience,
Think about it, we are tiny specs in the giant plain of space. We are insignificant creatures on a planet among billions of others. When you think about it, it makes our problems seem small.
>>28131123
Yeah, I have a lifelong illness which prevents me from doing many of the things I would like to do.
Also hopelessly addicted to nicotine.
Also kinda fucked up my leg doing martial arts and I can't walk for long periods of time now or stand for long periods of time.
Also clinical depression, general anxiety disorder, ADD, major social anxiety, etc.
And I majored in philosophy so I have no job options unless I go do graduate school.
why are the hottest women attracted to ugly black guys?
i'm a good looking guy (half-asian masterrace)
>inb4 elliot rodgers
yet i can't get a gf and get no attention from women and i'm not a sperg either
Post a picture then and I'll point out why you don't have a gf. The fact that you made this thread calling ppl ugly proves your personality is crap, I can't imagine they face is much better.
>>28130818
this isn't about me you cuck, it's about the question
>>28130918
You can't get a gf because you're ugly and you are a flabby skinny fat faggot. Those sports guys are rich and you're not. There's your answer.
Post a picture of your fingers, let others judge if you are Chad or robot
>>28130730
Not right now senpai my hands are freezing cold so there's shrinkage.
But if I do the thing my ring finger is longer.
>>28130730
my index to ring ratio is around .84, so I guess i'm chad?
>>28130791
How do you get hand shrinkage?
Going on a date, should I order these? I want something fancy/that stands out
118 bucks. might wear and return them
http://www.shoebuy.com/zota-unique-g803-10/339278
>>28130682
Yea, they're perfect for you
>>28130682
Ducks don't date, they gangrape.
