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A new mene will publish in 50 min?
Where is new meme?
waiting for new meme
>>28127234
Well Op, where is it?
>be pharmacy student with straight A and high potention and bright future
>some major event happens,start failing class, i become extremely depressed and i want to takw tine off but bitchy wants me to continue,she doesnt allow me to take time kff
>following year i fail everything, "drop out" (gonna get kicked out)
Ive been a depressed "NEET" who didnt even go to his finals,cant do shit
Yesterday my mom decided she wanted some drama so she picked something trivial ("You didnt finish your meal,you take life and food for granted!"and escalated from there into calling me a loser and a failure in life and she kept on escalating nonstop
I snapped, went to my room,tried to hang myself in my closet . i was almost done with the set up with the rope around my neck and shit. Meanwhile my mom kept insulting me for becoming such a depressed loser , i smile and tell myself that this is all going to be over soon
She eventually opens the door so she can insult me in front of my face,she doesnt see me in the room so she opens the closet and finds me there.
She calls 911, trip to the hospital, night on suicide watch
Psychiatrist consults me zunderstqnd thew whole situation and give me a medical paper to cancel the semeste and tells me to not lose faith because i'm just a good student that went through a really tough time. I doubt itll work but i got nothing to lose.
>>28127232
Hang in there senpai <3
>>28127232
if the major event was a breakup you've gotta leave
>>28127317
/thread
Hello r9k do you think I suck at drawing?
Because my roomate called me autistic fuck because of doodles like this and said I was shit .
Is he right?
Pretty average you dirty attention whore
It's an enjoyable drawing but yes you suck compared to anyone who's even a tiny bit good.
>>28127101
Why do you think I'm an attention whore?
>mfw I just sent this to a girl
Why don't you robots have any game? Just go on Tinder and practice your game
>>28126929
I unirionically masturbated to this.
Thanks f a m.
>calling a girl baby
>>28126929
I live in the country, so getting a rep as that guy who rapes you on tinder won't help me a lot.
I post lewd on this shitshow all the time though.
I'm at the dermatologist right now and I'm gonna ask to be put on Accutane. What am I in for acne bros?
>>28126896
I think you run the risk of liver damage.
Trading what may be a temporary problem for a permanent one isn't a smart move.
See what the doc says about the severity of your acne.
>>28126896
Depression is a side effect so if you already have depression/ are sad on a regular basis be careful family.
Also there is a risk to liver and kidneys but if you eat healthy and drink a lot of water you should be ok. You just can't drink alcohol or do any drugs that would strain your organs; the combined pressure may be deadly.
If there is another option, try it, but accutane has been quite successful in many people I know as well as myself.
>>28126896
Accutane worked for me. The only lasting side effect I have is dry mouth.
>be me
>6:20 pm in the park
>smoking the devil's lettuce
>high with friend
>dont know what to do
>decide to ask r9k wat do
wat do?
>>28126813
Throw a frisbee around
If no frisbee, discuss plans for your guys' mystery novel
>>28126813
>smoking the herbal normie
GET OUT!
rub your dicks together until you cum simultaneously
Hey, /r9k/ I really need some fucking help quick
>january 2016
>group project for engineering
>qt3.14 lets me borrow her phone to look something up
>naturally horny college guy like myself ends up looking through camera roll
>find bra & pantie selfie
>send to myself & delete all forms of evidence
>spank the meat bank and get on with life
>forget to delete convo on my own phone
>months pass
>fast forward to this morning
>tired as fuck and walk into class with professor teaching
>she asks for some answers
>screenshot and send to her
>I type her name in messages
>she sees picture I sent to myself
>shit.jpg
>she asks what was that
>play dumb, try to say it was nothing
>quick thinking activates
>there's a guy in class who openly has stared at her & shown interest and she knows
>I've talked to him before
>i blame googly-eyes and say he wanted a picture of her real bad
>I say hes really into her
>I said he asked me to go on her phone and send it to myself so I could send it to him
>I tell her that I initially refused but he offered money
>protip: she is hispanic
> mfw she fucking believes me
>she tells me that if we weren't friends she would go straight to the dean
>fucking fuck
>"I'll never let you use my phone again."
>"I never expected something like that from you."
>She seems more pissed at other guy than me
>Damage control going not bad
>talks about how pathetic it is he wanted money for just a picture of her in a bra and panties
>seems like I am in the clear so far
>she rushes out of class after professor is done
>haven't talked to her since this morning
Please give me advice on how to man up and apologize. I sit next to her and am in the same class with her until fucking finals. Wat do? What should I say?
>>28126735
What a slut, why even bother with her
Well I'd start out with admitting what you did was wrong in the first place. That was an asshole move, especially since it seemed like she trusted you. If you don't want her to make you out to be a creep the rest of the time there and tell everyone, stick to the same story but apologize for what you did still. Say you were an asshole and that you know you invaded her privacy for a quick buck and are truly sorry. Say you hope she forgives you and if she needs help with anything don't hesitate to ask you.
And for christ's sake don't write it in a fucking letter or text it to her.
Be a man and apologize to her face.
>6'2"
>White
>KV
Who else /defiedallodds/ here?
>>28126652
>gifted with European genes
>is still a moron
>is still a kissless virgin loser
lmao senpai, kys
>>28126652
>6'3'
>not ugly imo
>not fat
>wealthy parents
>normie child hood with several friends
>KV
>havnt left my room for anything besides uni in 3 years
i feel like a caterpillar in my cocoon just waiting for uni to end so i can move away from home and never look back
I had so many chances to get a gf and lose my virginity
fucking hate being a beta
if any underage fags are lurking or still in high school, do not squander that shit
PUSSY. CENTRAL.
I'm a normie. AMA I will answer
Why can't you get out
When wil I die and by what hand?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT
>Wake up, 11:20 AM.
>Phone in hand, cancelled alarm, class started an hour ago.
>Go to grocery store, stop by the cafe there for delicious $2 pizza.
>Clerk: "Enjoy!"
>Me: "You too! *under breath* ... Damn it. *under breath*"
>Exit store.
>Greeter / Loss Prevention: "Have a nice day!"
>Me: "You too -- wait, no. I mean... Wait, yeah, you too. Sorry."
>Me, under breath but loud enough for the person behind me to probably hear me: Kill me, kill me, kill me.
>Make it to car, feel around pockets for keys, they're not there.
>Have to run inside, go past greeter, keys are at loss prevention, I left them at self checkout.
>Go back to car, step in hot gum that I'd spat out beside my car before walking in.
>Crawl into passenger door because I parked too close to another car.
How was your Monday, /r9k/?
Skipped uni class once again because of how bad my social anxiety has gotten.
I'm talking to a beautiful girl
Taught art to loads of mentally handicapped people, glad to be done, go sit and draw, there's some event for even more mentals where I sat, could do without it by that point.
>haven't pooped in 6 days
god help me
>>28126586
Have you tried it yet?
Also the usual - water, going for walks.
>>28126623
i can squeeze out a few droppings but they look like berries and it doesn't feel right
i've been drinking water
i'm a good person i don't deserve this
At this point I would go buy an enema before you get a serious blockage problem.
https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOj56qEX
hop in my dudes
Filled with normies who dont have trips
>>28126416
bampu rampu ur trampu
pumb :DDDD
My dad just told me that every night before he goes to bed he wonders what went wrong with me
>>28126345
So he thinks about you
>>28126345
Say "its not my fault your a fag ;)"
>>28126345
you created me dad, I'm ugly and physically weak because of you
ok someone tell me WTF is happening here and why everyone is a tripfaggot now
>>28126308
We are just making /r9k/ great again
>>28126336
B-But /r9k/ was never great
>>28126308
>mfw lurking for 6 years and haven't saved a single file.
>I don't know what tripfag means.
Just funny stories and dubs
What's with all this tripfag shit invading /r9k/ all of the sudden?
What's with shitposting pedophiles like Doj, Hack, Bebe and whatever the fuck all over the board lately?
Is this shit ever going to end?
most of them are impersonators tbqh
>>28126273
I'm the newest tripfag, bow to me.
>>28126489
And you would know, faggot.
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