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Is it true that even retarded girls can get a bf?
Why would any man want to date an intellectual vacuum?
(PS: Well at least it would imply that men aren't as superficial)
>>28124490
Yes. Other retards. This board is getting more pathetic by the day.
>>28124490
Dude, you can always pump n dump lol
Should I tell my mom (hardcore pro-cruz, anti trump) that I'm voting for trump?
Also how to go about it?
Bear in mind I'm living under their roof right now so I'd rather not get kicked out.
>>28124361
Why would you intentionally promote conflict within the family?
>>28124395
Idk getting kinda tired of her going on about how she thinks trump is an idiot. Even going across the street to the neighbors(who said they are voting for trump) to complain about trump
Also I thought this tab was opened on pol, not r9k. Oh well.
Ask a robot who has been alching for 12 hours straight on Runescape 2007 anything.
>>28124262
What do you have to live for?
>>28124262
should i convert from comfy rs3 to 07?
pls respond
>>28124291
yep right away.
so much more fun.
rs3 is just not runescape anymore.
Why is /r9k/ the only board that is constantly under attack by normalfags, tripfags and underage redditors? I'm talking about the people that actively try to change the boardculture and stir shit up. Can't these people go somewhere else? I really don't get it.
Let's be real: /r9k/ is nothing like what it used to be. Most of you faggots are too young to remember what this board was like in 2007ish, but it was mostly a more mature /b/ with lots of detailed stories, often ones with "feels". Same with the initial revival.
It's become a parody of itself in the past 3 years or so, and then a parody of that, and what you see now is underneath about three layers of irony (I wish I wasn't being serious); this place is a living fiction with it's own nonsensical narrative about roasties, cucks, chads, pepe, NEETs,wagecucks etc. each with its own inverse, like some next-level internet metafiction mythology; it's all so intricately retarded and silly that it's only natural that people come here, see a thread about shoving tendies up your mom's ass, and their first reaction is to react by opening their butts and shitting into the cesspool, too.
Ultimately, this will lead to a final level of irony where nothing makes sense to anyone anymore, and the board will just be erased again, like it should've been 2 years ago.
I think most of them are baits and robots just fall for it every time.
Are you kidding? /v/ is pretty much entirely underaged normalfags.
/g/ has a ton of redditors and tripfags as well.
Even /pol/ has reddit invading it.
Why don't all of you beta males just become qt traps?
Maybe then someone will actually like you.
even if eggman actually did HRT he would be ugly as fuck
Here's the real finished product of eggwoman, formally known as eggman
please this can't be real
>free education
>free healthcare
>plus a wall
Tell me why you aren't a National Anarchist yet.
>>28124100
>see, the wall is not to keep foreigners out but to keep the population in
Wtf u talkim bout ma ni**a (hi goremn)
>>28124136
And anyone who doesn't like it can leave.
If I don't get a gf very soon, I have decided to become insane.
>>28124050
Do it. Insane is prolly more fun.
>>28124050
But anon, you ARE insane.
>>28124050
u talkin shit bitch.
Dubs decides what I do with this booger.
>>28124008
Just eat it!
Pics of the progress pls.
>>28124008
eat it
originalcomment
>>28124008
Stick it up your ass...and then eat it.
>she doesn't date outside her race
>>28123967
>isnt at least a 9/10
>she dates out of her race
>she's raised by a single mother
>she majored in liberal arts
>she's in a sorority
>she has a dick
>>28123967
>she's dated outside her race
oreganoposterano
>tfw every single woman, no matter how qt or pure, gets off on being slapped around and dominated in bed like a fucking stupid animal
>tfw you want sex to be loving and gentle and nothing about "dominating" a girl arouses you at all
What's wrong with me?
>what's wrong with me?
Too much estrogen.
>>28123965
Nothing's wrong with you.
A lot is wrong with them.
>>28123965
Ehh if they get a kink about it I don't see the issue. Just let them peg you once and a while for compensation;)
What would you guys pick:
Abuse and shelter
or
Abuse and no shelter
This is my situation right now
>>28123666
Woops, I meant NO abuse and NO shelter
>>28123666
>>28123676
You goof'd. Kill the thread. It's too late now.
>>28123666
why not defend yourself
if your mommy or daddy hits you, bite their hand and break a plate
if they get mad, break more bowls and dishes
>Open /r9k/
>4 tripfag threads right off the bat
>Close /r9k/
>>28123563
If you closed r9k how did you post this
now it's 5
>>28123603
This
>>28123589
You can't leave /r9k/
>Tfw normie who only come to r9k to bully robots, betas, and permavirgins.
very original thread, chad
let's post it every day! screen capped and posted to reddit for karma btw.
>be inbetween robot and normie
>never got bullied but was never accepted by the cool kids
>always wish a nigga would
im 23, never gotten into a fight, and to this day I still wish someone would try me
ill never provoke, but If someone gave me reason, and I knew they didn't train ufc or they didnt have cauliflower ears or just looked like a pussy, I would unleash years of anger and pent up rage onto them
yes I know this makes me a faggot but idc
>ultra roboto
>crippling axiety, suicidal depression, NEET, no friends, Raynaud's, hyperhidrosis, phimosis, ED
>had sex once when I was 17
>can't be a roboto
Hey /r9k/. My flatmate and I are too lazy to tidy up our flat. Actually we clean stuff just once a year or so. We don't care about the mess so much, only problem is the small flies, that started to proliferate all around. We were thinking about getting some spiders, lizards, frogs or some shit like that, which could catch and eat the flies. The trouble is, they're too lazy animals. Then came the idea of getting some bats. Only problem is, they shit a lot.
Now I'm wondering, is there something like bats diapers? That would solve all our problems.
Or do you have another idea?
Thx robot.
>>28123473
Holy shit I have the mini fly problem too. There is literally no food anywhere so I don't know how they're materializing
>>28123510
they are coming out of nowhere.. I think they have a nest in one of the piles of rubish, but it isn't time to interfere with it yet..
/mlp/ here. We don't want you on either board. Get your bat-pone crap off of 4chan.
>not being genderfluid
>in the current year
what the fuck is gender fluid MC?
Is that a woman pretending to look like a man failing to look like a woman, or just a man failing to look like a woman?
I like when guys wear heels but any other female clothing like OP pic is unnecessary.
