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*smiles at you*
*pulls out a gun*
>>28116235
whatcha lookin at bitch
>>28116235
Probably thinking about euthanizing me for not having one eye.
ls 6 inches enough
Is 6 inches bigger than her fingers? Then you're probably at least passable.
Maybe not mind-blowingly amazing, but certainly adequate.
Isn't that that transsexual with the diapers?
>>28115353
God that sounds fucking hot
Tell me more
What does /r9k/ wear?
i might make the switch, are they considered autistic in anyway?
I wear em.
Slim black jeans
A variety of shirts, but never anything with text or logos printed on them
Why do asian girls like white guys so much?
asian men are tiny dick bitch niggas only good for being wage slaves
stockholm syndrome probably
they have bigger dicks
Lets see how r9k stands politically
>>28114167
Forgot link
https://www.politicalcompass.org
>>28114167
a little more lefty this time
usually slightly in the purple
Hi comrades tanks coming through
>normies bully us, humiliate us, beat us and want us to "man up" or die
>get surprised when we actually commit suicide
>normies enact more laws to prevent suicide
what laws against suicide how are you going to punish someone who's dead?
>You'll get bullied more on /r9k/ than in public or in college / highschool
>>28113685
Suicide can't be made "illegal" but normies do enforce laws (like gun control, requirement of licenses to purchase N2 gas for example) to make it harder and harder to commit suicide.
Toasted bagel edition
Enjoying a toasted bagel right now lads. Post the missus.
>>28112562
shes always there in my time of need.
>>28112532
Just had some crumpets for pre-work brekkie.
Could get used to it.
Feels music thread?
Feels music thread.
Posting something from my own language, some of the strongest feels i have ever felt from a song
https://youtu.be/P94DHoHmumQ
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JRHCBXFSOMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMZOtHIL7QM
first and second song especially.
>>28105362
Bjork - Undo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IhzsYd33lI
That or just all of the songs from Burial - Untrue
Myers-Briggs thread? What type are you robots?
Apparently the most common male type is ISTP and female ISFJ
http://www.slayerment.com/mbti-gender
Take the test, you'd be surprised at how accurate it is:
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
I scored the same thing (ISTP myself) the last time I took the test which was years ago, even though I've become much more sociable and confident.
>>28101172
I scored ENTP-T. Did I do good?
>>28101301
Well is the profile accurate?
>>28101172
Oh I like these threads.
INTJ-a reporting in.
Is it just me or is this board infected with trips and trip drama.
Trip drama is as normalslime as it gets. I guess this is the thing that finally forces me to leave.
What happened? Seems like this happened quickly after Erika and Eliza bullshit.
>>28120852 (OP) #
It's not over yet, OP. Don't give up. These trip faggits are the only ones ruining this board. Bait threads wil die out as soon as people stop paying attention to them, but eradication of trip fags is the need of the hour.
Try making your own trip and let the shit hit the fan. It's liberating.
Make your own trip and spread the cancer. Ask everybody to make their own trips. This will decrease the relevance of tripfaggots and spread the cancer to a point where r9k will die.
A new r9k, better suited to robots will however, rise from the ashes.
>>28121356
>wanting to turn r9k into reddit
Why?
>>28121466
You cancerous faggots turned it into plebbit. You're a sad fuck who spreads his misery everywhere. You should just commit suicide. Seriously.
I miss the days when I could just get on my phone and browse this board after a bad day at school. I miss enjoying quality deep and meaningful conversations with intelligent anyone who I could relate to.
I miss laughing at some shitpost another anon made.
I miss making fun of the only few trips that were around back then like eggman who didn't attention whore everywhere.
Now I have to wade through two pages of shit just to find some decent threads. You normies brought with yourselves a wave of bait and "fomanon here!! XD ;P" threads. You nu males worship roasties like Eliza and Erica.
You took my board away from me. You took the only safe place robots had away from them. We came here to hide from normies and blue pilled beta orbiters like you, doj. But you chased us into our homes.
The only way out now is absolute uncontrolled destruction. If everybody makes a trip, this place probably will turn into Reddit and the faggot mods will wake up and hopefully get gook moot to ban trip fagging. (He's been active on other boards like tv lately).
I wish to start a revolution. This is the beta uprising. We will no longer be oppressed by normies. We don't have to watch from the fringes as you do your own pleb normie shit like pedo sexting teenage whores.
RISE, MY FELLOW ROBOTS.
RISE.
>dropped out of college
>credit score is shit
>never had a job
just turned 20, when does it get better
For you? Never.
There is a cutoff point for all but the most determined and you clearly aren't one of them.
>>28121162
Life is like a box of chocolates.
And all the chocolates are filled with cyanide.
>>28121202
>There is a cutoff point for all but the most determined
what's that? Age 15?
Why do /pol/tards think they are welcome here? They are the biggest white knight beta cucks on this board.
>>28120803
>>>/plebbit/
You have probably never been to pol, right?
They think women are inferior, and that they are literally scum of the earth.
They also like the crusades and want to give women less rights, you fuckwad, the opposite of feminism.
>>28120887
Oh god this fucking picture gets me every time
>>28120887
They refuse to hold women accountable for their actions. If a woman does something bad, it wasn't because she wanted to do it, its because da joos made her do it. They absolve women of all liability because they have vaginas. They are the biggest white knights on the planet.
Post ITT if you would literally be the legal property and permanent no-takebacks slave of a femanon
>>28120784
Slavery is illegal where I live.
That would get boring once I've cummed
>>28120892
this
also most women don't want a slave they want to be a slave
it's really hard for a man to be a slave
>Tfw my evening consists of refreshing the /r9k/ catalog as I hear my mother being fucked by a black man in the room next door
I wish my life wasn't so ridiculous that it sounds like bait
Tell us more. How did your mom meet this man? Is she hot?
>>28120729
I wish I was fucking your mother, anon
>>28120729
Is she in a relationship with the blackie? Or is your mom a turboslut who is also a size queen coalburner?
>Playing Sims 3
>Learning alchemy
>This happens
I JUST WANTED TO IMMERSE MYSELF AWAY FROM REALITY, WHY AM I BEING CONSTANTLY REMINDED THAT I CAN'T ESCAPE?
>>/v/shit eating little nigger faggot
>>28120650
>frogs
>not /r9k/
Fuck off retard.
>video games
Absolutely disgusting.
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