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>poorfags will never know what this is
I genuinely feel bad for you.
>>28120376
What is this
orginal pst
>>28120397
Wealthy gay men often raise their own eels and fish to use as live dildos as their aquatic-themed homosexual orgies
This also increases the rate of HIV transmission, because the eels often bite the inside of the man's asshole, and fish love to suck dick and draw blood.
>>28120423
So it's a big fish tank?
> Someone posts a tribute to a close friend who has died recently on Facebook
> Everyone in the comments respectfully say rest in piece
> Meanwhile I'm here trying to fight the urge to ask how they died.
>>28120372
That's perfectly normal, depending on how you ask it.
>>28120386
>That's perfectly normal
No it isn't. The last time I asked this, I got flamed so hard I deleted my fucking comment.
Asking how someone died makes the user feel the details of their death is more important to you than the fact that they actually died.
>>28120372
It's ok if you make it sound like you cared for them, like referencing him going to heaven or something and asking "how did he pass?" as opposed to "how did he die?" The former is more conscientious of others while the latter sounds apathetic.
How do I stop internal bleeding? I took too much aspirin
>>28120194
R.i.p. in pep talks OP
>>28120194
it's bad when the blood is out but when it's inside it's good
>>28120295
Yeah but it's not inside inside
Any other robots like rain?
>#1 normie repellant
>comfy
>that sound
>that smell
Walking to the gym in a light drizzle right now, not a single person on the street. Truly top comfy
Yea i like the sound of rain. It is an exquisite feel.
>>28120132
i love rain
I seem to love all the weather normies hate. Cloudy, windy days are my favorite. Rainy days are fucking awesome too. I can't stand days where the sun is out and it's all bright and shiny.
>Homeless ex gf brings guys to my house to fuck them even though I ask her not to
HELP
>>28120076
#whoopthattrick
#getem
at least make her give you some dome as toll, damn you pussy
Lock the fucking door youcuck
>>28120076
As expected of beta tripfag
i want a cute gf but i dont want to leave my house >_<
what to do!?
I want a gf who will drive over to my house, do everything I tell her to, services me and be happy for the privilege.
>>28119948
>hire scorts
>pay for the GF bonus
enjoy
>>28119971
same!!! how can we make this a reality?
>>28119989
>escorts
so not cute...
Does anyone else here cut themselves, not because of depression, but because it feels so good?
I got into it two years ago, when I was in a car crash and the window cut my left arm open. I passed out soon after, but I remember the fear being overtaken by a very euphoric feeling. Weeks after I felt similar when slightly peeling open a few of the cuts. After a bit of experimenting it turned over time into a secret hobby. Few times a week when I come home from an evening jog I cut various 5mm-deep cuts across my arms and legs with a razor. It makes me relax and I can even feel an euphoric tingling in my eyes. So I'm interested if there's any circumstance, which would make this socially acceptable. Summer is coming and I don't want to wear a long-sleeve t-shit during the whole season.
Cmon, I know there's more of you here. I remember there being a thread about this before.
>>28119931
Faggot, there is no way your cut-scars would pass as anything else than cut-scars.
Just show them proud and when soneone ask tell them that it just feels so good to do it, then slice your arm in front of them spraying blood everywhere.
Everything else will make you look like little pretecious emo cuck.
Obviously your habit is not sustainable. So what else makes you feel that way? Maybe you could try a combat sport and inflict violence on others?
>be me
>post something on /b/ no bump gets 404d faaast
>crri about it on /r9k/
What am i duing rong rob0ts??
>post on r9k
>still no replies (except this)
Lmaoing @u
>>28119994
>>post on r9k
>>still no replies (except this)
>Lmaoing @u
>>28119994
>>28119994
Feels are strong in this one :(
>>28119920
>post something on /b/
>What am i duing rong rob0ts??
you answered your own question
Who are the most beautiful mixed girls and why is it half Arab/half Asian girls?
>>28119919
Haven't ever thought about/seen this mix.
Got more pics?
I vote Russian/Korean. I would link the porn but I'm at work.
Eurabian girls are superior, desu.
>tfw you want to believe in something that could make the world better, but you can't.
>tfw clever enough to see what's wrong in the world and not being "brainwashed", but too stupid to think a real solution to any single problem or do
What can I do? I don't want to be a passive cynic laughing at everyone and doing nothing. I help with charity, but I don't think that really matters.
*Do something.
I'm stupid.
Man, changes in the sorld can't be done by one person, but it can be done by society as a whole in a proces that can last a century.
So your job is to spread your way of thinking to others, do your partor just stay at home and bitch about it in /r9k/
>>28119918
I tried to spread my way of thinking to some of my friends (few, desu), and even they seem to agree with me, but I don't think I'm really going anywhere. And I don't want to be like one of that fuckers who can't shut up about "muh opinions" and "muh fleewings" everytime just to seem intelligent.
Also, I think that even If change is a social thing, It's always impulsed by single great people avanced to his time (if "avanced to his time" makes real sense, but you understand me) and who lead society and his values. Of course, I'm a virgin posting frog cartoons in a lithuanian experimental animation imageboard, I know I'm not a guy who can safe the world, but still I feel guilty for my helplessness.
When did you realize that you will NEVER escape porn addiction?
I dont have a porn addiction though
more like a porn interest, I am a connisuer of quality porn
Probably when I came this morning. It's unavoidable on 4chan.
What addiction? I fap maybe 3 times a week.
What are your thoughts on recovering meth addicts?
They should take their multivitamin everyday.
>>28119711
they would be happier if they were on meth still
>>28119754
>they would be happier if they were on meth still
They'd be fucking dead you nigger.
What's with all the tripfags and who is doj?
He's a male feminist who's also a pedophile.
someone said tripfriends?
jlh reporrting in
>>28119633
I'm neither a feminist nor am I a pedophile.
Though I do admit that women in African, Middle Eastern and a handful of Asian countries have it rough and need a good dose of liberating feminism.
>>28119655
You are my idol.
Who /brokendick/ here?
>was 15
>was loser with no hope of ever attracting a gf
>jack off constantly to cope with tfw no gf
>am cutfat
>didn't know I needed to use lotion.
>cock would often bleed after masturbation
>one day be jacking off more than usual
>hear a loud pop and feel a snap in my dick
>cock can now bend backwards in half while erect
>is extremely painful
>realize that I have fucked up beyond all recovery
>fast forward 10 years
>female roastie friend decides to help me out with the virginity issue
>worried about broken cock
>insert penis in her
>can't feel shit because broken penis but whatever
>thrusting from the bottom with her crouched on me like spiderman
>she positions wrong way
>thrust up
>cock bends in half
>have to stop because it hurt so bad
I should just kill myself right?
>more pain than I have ever experienced in my life
fuck off normal scum
much original SUPER original
Go the ER man, you could seriously lose your dick.
>>28119534
It happened 10 years ago and i was too naive to think about what I had done
The window where I could have it fixed has passed. I went to a doctor about it and he basically just said "welp ur fucked lol"
>tfw you realized if someone really wants to kill you, there is no way to stop it and it can be done with very little effort
Haha get fucked Eliza you deserve everything that psycho does to you
>not being trained in the hidden mystic arts
You deserve to die
why is there no way to stop it?
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