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Only 6'0 and above. No manlets allowed.
Don't even try it heightcucks
>>28122022
>tfw 6'3
Who /high test male/ here?
If I'm like 6'0.25" barefoot and 6'1" in shoes (regular shoes, not lifts or anythng) can I just say I'm 6'1"? How vain would it be on my part to update my driver's license to say 6'1" instead of 6'0"?
>>28122022
>tfw 6'2"
My height doesn't really do much in real life, but it does boost my confidence when I see so many robots talking about how they want to be as tall as I am.
Hello r9k! You have all been invited to my birthday party
Please put yourself in
t. wojak
lmao you have no friends and no gf
reminder that you will stay lonely, better kill yourself now
thx for having me
please come to my party :(
LATEST DEVELOPMENT:
I called Butch first thing this morning. Of course I found out your sister is no longer there, thank the universe... (no God)
However I have initiated a new investigation into the matter and they desire to prosecute her and her boyfriend, respectively for child abuse and assaulting a minor...
It is at this point that I am politely requesting that you call me immediately...
478 335 O18O
This /b/ tier post trying to get people to prank call someone
>>28118929
that's hack_blastards real drug addict dad posting
Bumping this shitttttttttttvcngf
what do you do on the internet all day besides come here?
I'm actually at work. Cubicle Juicicle here.
Ez work Ez life.
>>28118500
ok i should have rephrased, NO NORMIES ALLOWED
>>28118527
Eh fucc off. Been here longer than you, longer than all, aye lad.
I was here before you knew what Pepe the frog was and where it came from, aye laddie.
Comfy thread.
Link to relaxing songs and post comfy pictures.
I'll dump what I have.
>>28122005
Nothing beats a good late night walk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpAwrkmzmp0
Good album.
get comfy you lose thread?
get comfy you lose thread!
lost to >>28122005
The empty streets at 2 AM. No noise but yourself with your music. Feels good.
What are the easiest races of women for white men? Do you agree with my list?
>Asian
>Hispanic
>white
>Indian
>black
>Arab
>>28118378
None if you arent a charismatic 7/10 minimum
>>28118504
>most people on Earth end up functioning normally in social situations; statistically, a significant majority of adults are married, and that doesn't even account for those in long-term relationships
>every single one of those men is apparently highly above average in the charisma department
>the vast majority of people are charismatically "above average"
Did you consider the possibility that most people just sit around 4-5/10 vis-a-vis charisma, and you just happen to be at a 1?
>>28118378
Why are black girls down the list? They love white guys.
>be me
>aspiring alpha
>find a gf who is into everything I'm into , incredibly cool
>she's my first
>feel invulnerable and my life revolves around her
>gives me less and less time
>find out she's cheating on me
>give her a second chance
>gets really suspicious and always has excuses why she can't hang out but always texts me when she needs something
>she's cheating on me again
>become incredibly sad and destroyed
>call her over 80 times and threatens to call the police
>finally tells me the truth that she wants me out of her life. She never said anything bad about me because she was trying to spare my feelings.
I'm sorry this has been short but the point is that girls are fucking disgusting liars and I hate my life and I still love her more than anything even after she tells me this.
She's obviously a cunt you'll eventually get over her and you'll eventually find yourself another twat
>>28117853
That's what I hear but it's just so hard to move on. I cry more and more every day.
>>28117983
you were capable of getting it once
you can do it twice
I'm not kv but I'm still clueless of how to woo a female
Any other robots here with nice bodies but are hopeless in various social situations?
>>28121859
>skelly
>"nice bodies"
You're supposed to post a picture of a nice body, not some low-test failure body
>>28121896
He's got abs at least, but I agree, he is a hairless babby.
>>28121859
That's some epic lighting, girls don't actually like six packs, they like boys with a slim power belly and big chest and love big muscles in general
Also eat something you anorexic freak!
Who does /r9k/ side with?
http://www.isidewith.com/
Here's a link for anyone who doesn't know about it already.
Trump or bust. There are no alternatives.
>>28121212
>Donald "take away your guns" Trump
Anons have been saying it for a while now but I'm starting to think it's true.
We're overrun by normalfags laughing at us, attention whoring fembots and cancerous baiting tripfags.
Those of us who don't fall into those three categories should leave this board, there's nothing more for us here. Let this be a circle jerk board for the tripfags, who even gives a shit anymore. I personally spend my time on /k/ and /v/ cause even /v/ is a more tolerable place than this.
Just here to spread the good word lads. Do with this info as you will. Carry on
>>28120852
>Anons have been saying it for a while now
Massive understatement.
This place has been fucking dogshit for a long time now. At this point all you can really do is go along with it.
>>28120852
yep, I've transferred over to /tg/ and /n/. The feels have been co-opted by assholes who just want to take our memes and laugh at our pain.
>>28120938
Chad has taken our memes and secret internet base!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10046285
http://www.strawpoll.me/10046285
http://www.strawpoll.me/10046285
Vote for your new president! Suggest new tripfag candidates and discuss the election cycle.this is a mock run
Democracy bump
>>28120306
GLORY TO HACK BLASTARD, THE ONLY NON CANCEROUS, NON AUTISTIC TRIPCANCER ALIVE.
Ps who the fuck voted for that nigger Bebe?
And people are still orbiting Eliza? Jeez, fucking betas.
hack_blastard seems like a decent guy
How do you cum without touch?
prostate massager
>>28119645
vibrator in ass
>>28119645
Would an incredibely erotic encounter do it?
e,g all of your fetishes involved, 10/10 girl etc
Who else /hikikomori/ here
>tfw haven't left the house in 5 weeks
I want to die
>>28117256
Why is that anon, do you fear the outside or just have no practical reason to leave the house?
>>28117256
>I want to die
probably because you haven't left the house in five fucking weeks
If you haven't breached the 3 year mark then don't use that word, that's our word, ree.
Why do Americans pretend they are hot and desirable by women when more than 70% are overweight or obese?
>>28117062
>pay attention to me, America-Sama: the post
If 70% of Americans are overweight or obese, I'm genuinely curious as to what a healthy person by european standards would look like
Post a picture
>>28117062
because cut dicks are aesthetics
reminder to all the femanons that if you don't have a body like this you are basically worthless
i-i have this but smaller boobs
is that okay?
I'm sorry for being a tall Lanklet whose built like a preteen white boi
I hope she enjoys her fake tits the dirty gook bitch
