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This guy must be a /r9k/ regular.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGbE0L2zWbc
I wonder if that guy got charged for carrying a TSA-disapproved item in a train or threatening with a deadly weapon. Dude seems bro-tier.
>>28114983
holy fuck my face hurts.
>>28114983
Holy shit, this guy can't be real. This is meme magic.
Whoa....guys....what year is it?
>>28114841
October, 23, 2017. Also checkem.
It's 2016. Why the fuck am I still breathing?
2019
That's right, you woke up to Bladerunner
>be 27 y/o neet since finish highschool
>dad always gives me shit bout how ez it is to get a job
>dad gives me shit for being on NEET bux
>dad losses job 2 years ago
>dad still hasn't been able to find a new job
>dad isnt even allowed to get NEET bux b/c married and mum earns too much
not so easy to find a job now is it, dad?
#dadbtfo
My dad is similar, he worked in a job for like 30 years. Then the place shit down. He got high enough that he didn't need to ever learn any computer skills. Now he is looking for a new job and can't get any because they all require computer skills which he cannot even begin to comprehend, he types at like 5 words per minute.
Suffice to say dad has gone into depression after coming to the realisation that he is unemployable.
Dads getting btfo everywhere.
Bumping for more stories of dads getting btfo
>>28114713
im really curious as to why the filename is what it is, if you tell me i will contribute to your thread
>tfw too "independent" and incapable of showing love
>tfw I know I'll get irretrievably cucked even if I eventually get a gf
>>28114656
>tfw too "independent" and incapable of showing love
That sounds like borderline desu. I know because I got it
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>>28114656
I know that feel.
Trust nobody, open to nobody.
Live your life without windows.
>>28114672
I once self diagnosed myself as a schizoid tho
i havent left the house in 3 years..............
I know it hurts, but once you do leave the house you will just be begging to go back.
Embrace the comfy.
>>28114400
Where do you live? Rural? City? Suburb?
>>28114400
I suffer from panic disorder and agoraphobia so I know that feel.
i really want to try abusing a girl and being in an abusive relationship.
how does one get into this, assuming i can meet a chick? do you just hit her one day?
My friend tells me its as easy as Ted Bundying the quiet girl at niche meet ups like conventions, and then going to town.
I don't know what's real and what's shitposting anymore. I feel like browsing /r9k/ is actually lowering my ability to seperate parody from reality.
Just kill me right now.
>>28114420
I'm back. I'm not saying I'm condoning any of this but my former best friend was a real fucker. Goldman Sachs junior analyst getting baby's first hint of prestige. When he started to have social capital, the amount of stuff he could get away with while still keeping his girlfriend slowly increased. It started with emotional manipulation, moving on to forcing her to have sex whenever he wanted, and finally wound up with him openly cheating on her and hitting her when she spoke up.
I guess the moral is that you need to be a real believe-in-yourself asshole, and you get away with a lot.
>tfw no trap bf who just happens to live next door who I can fuck and NEET with
He's going to leave you the moment he finds someone who's actually working, looks better, has a bigger dick than you and is responsible. You do not want any bf/gf, believe me.
>>28114313
girls are icky traps are trash, get out
>>28114313
>I want a trap I CAN FUCK and use up
>"GOSH WHY AREN'T THERE ANY VIRGIN/NONSLUT TRAPS.
You guys are weird...I get that r9k is full of bitter betas but holy shit you faggots need to learn that you're just failed normies and are sluts too.
>>28114338
Well from what OP said he just wants a fuck hole so yeah...dating anyone else other than him would be probably a better option. I love these types of comments the most, implying OP or any r9k'er is a good person yet notice how many just want sex from someone. Ofc anyone in their right mind wouldn't date someone like that. Prove that you're better than that and you might actually get a trap bf.
>Heh heh, ya know jimbo, the ovens at Treblinka would have had to burn over 8,000 bodies per day,to make the purported death figures accurate! Yet no ashes or bone fragments have ever been found at the site! Now ain't that just quacking crazy?!
Not true, my bone fragment was definitely there
If the Holocaust never happened, the Holocaust jokes lose their humor.
>you see Jimbo, it was Jewish higher ups in the Russian army that encouraged ground troops to rape German woman and children, 2 million of them but who's counting
>just found out bully from high school is living in the same apartment building as me
2016 just gets worse and worse. So much for leaving the house more often, I suppose.
>find out my bully is earning 6 figures and has an influential role in world finance
I deserved everything he gave me
>>28114186
>bully living in the same apartment
>implying that's a bad thing
it's your revenge time, OP
>bully died a year ago because he was being a moron in a car
sayonara Chaddy
>ywn come home to this after a tough day at the office
Remove the lady and the tough day at the office and I'd be set
>>28114250
>Remove the lady
nigga you gay
>>28114250
lol you like dicks loser
>tfw /r9k/ is filled with too many normals to be able to relate
>tfw can't make real life friends
>tfw there's nowhere else to go
>abloo abloo abloo r9k isnt what i want it to be
go watch a show or something stupid
>>28114041
You can go to hell you fucking retard
>>28114041
Find an obscure IRC or something to hang out in
Post 1 pic take 1 pic
>>28113956
nice feet would lick
>>28113956
thanks man
oregano cemeet
>>28113956
thanks random anon
shes a QT too, too bad its not in colour
Its my birthday today guys. Is there any other April anons here?
Yeah, but it was on the 13th. Happy birthday brah.
I turned twenty on the eighth fellow aprilbot
>>28113945
Never met someone with the same birthday as me, but did get the money for ds3, feels good man
This picture always gets me. How does one come to the conclusion that getting kids is a mature thing to do? 12 year old girls get pregnant too, it doesn't make them mature? And how is going out on social media saying how superior you are to others make you mature? Can someone please explain this?
Whatever.
We need more strong white families. That's really all I care about desu
Dale looks like a cuck, I bet those kids ain't even his
>>28113907
Projection. Shaming Tactic. Insecurity. Desperate.
He will be forced to learn this the hard way.
Can we get another one of these?
How are you coping with being single after a relationship? How long has it been?
>>28113904
I worked a lot. Picked up new hobbies and restarted my old ones. Drank a lot. Picked up model building again. Still can't paint for shit.
Got into target shooting and hunting again too.
Now I just build guns for funs.
It sucks. But you'll survive.
>>28113904
cheated on my ex and then dumped her
stayed friends with benefit for awhile with the girl I cheated on my ex with and then told her how I felt after I caught feelings, and she said "we're better as friends", and we've stopped hooking up. she's probably sucking another guys dick nowadays. feels bad
I miss ejaculating in her and on her. Other than that, being single is far better. Been a couple years.
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