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How do I come to terms with being ugly?
>>28119346
get rid of all your mirrors and never go outside
Cut your dick off and pretend its the reason why you cant get laid.
You either cut yourself off from everyone or act as if you don't care and hope that one day you really won't
Applicants required: Glory hole attendent (Male)
You work on commission $25-per-dick.
Do want ever you want to them, as long as they cum you get paid.
Flexible shifts, we are a 24/7 operation. Customers always waiting.
PPE and full training is provided.
>What do?
$25 an hour to get aids.
Sounds like a hot deal
>>28119344
Don't reply cause I'm not a fag you fucking fag
Only if I get to dress in girl clothes. That makes it straight.
Shit /r9k/. I fucking beefed it
>Browsing the web on muh laptop
>Cousin asks to borrow it for homework
>mentally check, yeah my history's clear, no weird tabs open
>hand it to him
>seconds later I remember I had a whole second page of /trash/ fur threads up behind that one
Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK.
i left my cp folder open once, they saw it, they didnt say anything, but i know they saw it
>>28119300
We talkin 3D or 2D?
>>28119315
what do you think
blox
>World's first quadriplegic Barbie lookalike spends 10,000 on makeup, clothes and designer heels to emulate her idol despite not being able to walk
>Jasmin Britney, 26, from Finland, spends hours to look like her idol
>Paralysed from the neck down when she was hit by a car at the age of nine
>She posts videos online to show off her Barbie and Britney-inspired look
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3556593/Quadriplegic-Barbie-spends-10-000-look-like-idol.html
>>28119233
Money spent well. No doubt.
>>28119233
>Jasmin Britney, 26, has no feeling from the neck down and yet she's determined to dress up as her idols Barbie and Britney Spears in complete outfits - including eight-inch designer heels
I imagine it gives her a sense of control and power. Not being able to do anything would drive me to do crazy things and thats on top of the stupid shit I already do.
Enjoy your few minutes of freedom to eat your lunch, wagecuck. Be sure to be grateful to your boss giving you that much time.
>>28119229
Mr. Sheklestein says I get thirty FIVE minutes for lunch if i give him a lap kiss each week
Whose the NEET now?
Where have all these treads gone recently?
Also, why are there so little replies to these threads any more
Im assuming it's becasue op is not the one that used to do them, as the ones that's have been popping up now and again are just poor.
>>28119294
Does she ever record your lap kisses?
Reminder that all women are whores, none of them care about anyone but themselves since they've been flooded with free attention since they were born and they only care about what they'll get from you. No exceptions.
did you mother not bring home your tendies today anon? What happened m8?
>>28119172
w-what about mummy?
>>28119231
She wasn't mummy when you were in the tummy, and before the tummy she had some funny.
Does anyone else get the feel that feminists are metaphorically castrating men? I feel that feminists secretly want to cut off every man's penis so they cannot feel pleasure.
>>28119139
Emasculation is the root cause of most male depression and eventual suicide.
>>28119139
They're simply weeding out the beta/omega males, they are the ones bothered by feminism. Alphas don't give a fuck about their petty, spoiled princess bitch fits.
>>28119207
Is this a conspiracy? 3spooky5me
>a Chad from college hung himself yesterday
Who else on that /goodfeel/
if he committed suicide, he really wasn't a Chad to begin with
I feel nothing but empathy for the suicidal. Why'd he do it?
>>28119107
Chads can feel sadness and depression despite being attractive.
>>28119095
You're incredibly pathetic, posters like you deserve to be in the situation you're in.
I'm so desperate for attention and being appreciated that i pretend to be a girl online. I'm actually a NEET that has no contact with the outside world.
I feel guilty when guys start hitting on me so i gently brush them off. I don't even hit on them. Or invite anything romantic. But guys always become clingy to me.
I wonder if other anons do this.
Would you be devastated if you discover a girl you've been crushing on is a straight guy?
How do you do this? I always find pictures and voice always becomes a problem...
>>28119019
As long as they believe you're an actual girl, you could be a complete bitch and lonely anons will still cling on to you.
>>28119037
I'm curious too.
>>28119037
i have a few pics/voice recordings of a girl i knew. guys don't really push for more than 1-2 pictures and if they do i just say i'm shy/uncomfortable etc. if they're just fuccbois i delete them.
My therapist told me to stay away from toxic environments.
Does this place count?
where are their muscles in your pic?
>>28118836
Yes.
oreganol
>>28118861
in the fryer
This girl is a former pornstar and recovering meth addict.
She currently 32 years old and makes 35,000 and has been clean for a decade.
Would you date her?
if shes nice and likes video games and isnt a clinger, sure
Yeah if she has some cool hobbies and would wanna cuddle and be nice
Yup.
Gibbs me dat
Do young women actually like beards ?
If the don't then this whole semester has been for nothing
You're either ugly or you're not, OP.
Girls like men that aren't ugly and have interesting personalities.
No, really, it's true.
here's what i've gathered about women and beards
>they are attracted to them
but
>they don't want to kiss someone with a beard
My great grandma has 24 hours to live, cheer me up robots
Everyone has their day to die, she successfully passed on her genetics and lived a long life. Be happy she can go on to the next stage whatever that may be.
haha you can't be serious, do you honestly, unironically care for others, much less one of the persons who inflicted existence upon you?
kill yourself to be desu
life sux, be happy for her.
>no cute christian girlfriend that would want to start a family and have 4-5 children with while I work a hard but rewarding job and she stays at home and takes care of the children, cooks us dinner, and manages the house.
Oh well I came to accept that I'll always be alone, The one thing I want and I'll never get.
a nice traditional lifestyle.
so tell me /r9k/ what are your woes? what are your desires that you'll never acquire?
video related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrJ3WKNeeRA
I can hate on women all day.
but, I couldn't bring myself to make a parasite in a women's chamber.
That's horrible.
Never give up man.
>>28118499
Man, that was a fun series.
Who here have /cuckquean fantasies/? Sometimes I'm really tempted to cuck my wife with another woman.
Bumperino my niggerino
>>28118434
Source desu? Gib picture
>>28118434
>tfw gf proposed watching me having sex with another woman
Possibly could, but I'm still too beta/socially awkward to go through with it though.
