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>Tfw I will never live in a cool city like New York
I HATE THIS SHITTY TOWN SO MUCH
You don't want to live in New York, or any of the major big, well known, cities.
>>28125663
Iktf mi brosephino.
I always loved NYC.
But lately I've been getting into LA.
>big monstrosity of a city like NYC
>except it's summer forever
>nice beaches
>more chill and laidback and lazy, just the way i like it
>blizzcon, amimecon, comiccon and all other cool cons are in the area
>las vegas is near
I wish i lived there desu
I live 30 minutes from NYC.
It sucks, all the young people are hipster faggots who wear rolled up at the bottom jeans with shoes that dont cover their ankles, open flannels with an unknown band T under it, gages, untamed beards and hair with more product in it than a grocery store.
Everyone is constantly in a rush and has forgotten their humanity because of the constantly begging homeless.
I swear if someone saw getting raped in an open alley off a busy sidewalk they would just walk away.
Redpill me on memes.
pronounced me-me
>>28125650
What's in it for us?
to autistic retards it's an easy way to jump on a popular bandwagon and get some sense of validation
to lowlife depressed neet faggots it's a way to cope with depression by making fun of your own insecurities and mental issues
but real life can't be fooled that easily, time is fleeting
Why is incest porn so fucking hot?
>>28125616
We don't talk about that sort of thing here.
I'm going to pretend you didn't say anything.
>>28125616
Do you have siblings?
Because I do and I am not interested in incest porn in the least desu
>>28125616
Because you're a degenerate
its not original of course
>walking down hallway (18 yr old senior)
>Stacy comes up to me
>hey anon do you wanna go to prom with me
>huh? O-oh, uh sure
>she squeals and walks off
This is bullshit right, the fucking roastie cunt is plotting something isn't she?
What do /r9k/, what if they drop pig's blood on me?
>>28125543
more info needed
are you a true robot? no friends, social outcast etc? has she ever shown any interest in you before? is it even plausible that she could be into you?
>>28125705
Yes, hell I don't even talk unless I'm forced to
She's smiled a few times but that's it I guess
No way, I'm literally deformed, only my mum could like me
>>28125784
ok, so what is she like? is she a 10/10 plastic stacey? does she hang around with chad and his bros? does she have any kind of history of being mean to people?
I refuse to believe it's even 20% of guys who get laid on tinder. I'm over 6 foot (which actually puts me in the top 10% statistically right there) good face (as in real girls will smile and flirt IRL), and still I barely get any swipes,
It's a different story if I geo spoof, but that's a whole different proposition.
>>28125446
Guess what, most women don't care about height nearly as much as 4chan propagandists made you believe.
>>28125446
Online dating is literally useless unless you're a woman or the best of the best men.
>>28125446
Tinder and okcupid official statistics is that 10% of guys gets 90% of all messages from women.
>tfw no duplicitous bf
>>28125364
plz kys
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duplicitous
deceptive in words or action
I'm sippin', over 100 degrees
Posted with my boys, sippin' Hennessey
I'm trippin' shawty down on her knee's
Everything be okay I feelin' good in the breeze
I get it lit man, You know we overseas
Fly to Dubai, we'll be back in a week
Feelin' like a hitman, you won't barely see me
I'm gone in the wind, hiding in the streets
I bring to you a clickbait normie "science" article
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/ad-lie-penguins-are-sexually-depraved-little-perverts
Reminded me of human society, wonder how many pingus REEEE
Tbh I see no difference between the female penguin and the female human, very biological creatures, females. And I assume we all know who the hooligan males represent don't we?I'm pretty sure the female penguins wanted the gangbang, and it wasn't rape
Kinda reminds me of lions. Female lions will protect their cubs, but not as much as male lions will. If the male lion dies/is not around, nomadic lions can come along and kill the cubs. As soon as this is done, the female lions stop what little resistance they were given and offer up their holes to the "victor lions" so they can be seeded and their genes passed on. Women: they have no loyalty, they choose whichever side is winning at the moment
>>28125331
HANG IN THERE PUPPERS!
MAMA'S COMING FOR YA
I keep seeing 17 year olds driving around my town in brand new Peugeot 208s that mummy and daddy bought them listening to Stormzy on full blast.
I fucking love Sussex.
>>28125182
>I fucking love Sussex.
Are you talking about my sussex, bruv?please be a qt 2d girl
>>28125221
Shit senpai, where you at?
>>28125292
The only good town in sus, you know which one famalam
Who /calzone/ here?
Also let me see what you guys are having for din din
>>28125120
I'm sick of you carb faggots shitting up my board
>>28125120
Hot pockets. Its still early so i might make something else.
also
>eating calzone with a fork
>>28125293
how else are you supposed to eat it? its way to squishy and greasy to just hold and eat
>no slavic girlfriend
Why did you post a turkroach, OP?
>>28125108
>Slavic people cannot live in Turkey
>once in turkey all people magically turn Turkish
I live in a slavic country and can assure you most of our girls are slutty as fuck, but aren't as beautiful as you imagine.
And they're fucking dumb. Like listening to them is like having a discussion on /b/ - literal brainfucking.
Would you settle for a gf who looked like this ?
>>28124807
yes, i'm ugly as shit so i'm not even settling really
i just want love
100% sure that's not a female
she probably looks hot naked
ok guys how the fuck do i break it off with a girl
she's totally normal when we talk but she's fucking posessive when im not
then she talks loads of shit behind my back
how do i not fuck this up
also inb4 normie she's a total loner aswell
origicomenti
>>28124779
>tfw no one will ever tell me to never leave them
>tfw everyone just tells me to die instead
fuck you
You shouId have sex with her mom.
Let this be the last thread about trips on this board.
Do not reply to trips.
Do not read trip posts.
Do not acknowledge trip posts.
Do not make any comment about trips.
Just filter every single trip you see, they do not matter.
They're just dumb, frequently underage posters that couldn't make it on a site geared towards socialising without anonymity so they come here for attention.
If they are starved of the attention they will die.
Let them.
Pic highly unrelated, if you want to reply to this thread then talk about it instead, do not even acknowledge the content of this post just do as it says and the quality of this board will increase dramatically.
Boy oh boy, I sure do hate screaming:^)
It's so fucking loud my ears are bleeding:^)
I better yell real loud :^)
Then people will know I'm serious about them stopping :^)
I really thought all of the friends to us. While I continue to have it praise most of you, please enjoy There are many under. In r9k, my only I get the daily social interaction of when I was in here.
So I am looking forward to the things that have been followed by chat, but I think I'm pathetic, you will wake up. I really have the things, it is it is I is is you, it is the content that you know it's that it is a silly or strange, and you enter what you are thinking.
I you have a humor that you you always it will be able to understand what you think you are, he is, since it is possible to accommodate, at least I am, look at some of the value of the joke shitposts , is my sense of everyone.
I you I orbiter is it only of it did not know the chat der Rukoto that are shitting is believed to be able to see me. I'm sorry. I stupid feeling.
So that you can abandon the PM only to discord, if you want to be friends, it is everyone is purely user name my you in my Skype. When I thought that made it for me, I'm all of the gravy, one-third of the community, there is this.
Please and I can not be the child of copypasta kill sacred fuck shit.
and i'll look down and whisper... "no"
Well since no one else has posted yet I'll be the first to say I agree.
Trips make me cringe, literally. They are the 4chan equivalent of people who comment on YouTube videos desu senpai
Today i was walking home after a delicious tenders meal when i stumbled upon a gunshow. I went inside to laugh at the stupid normies and let me tell you, i walked out with this beauty, i just couldnt say no.
The beretta 92 is an ideal gun to shoot up a school, threaten disobeying parents, get rid of chads or even commit suicide.
No other brand can compete, dont spend your final moments with a faulty subpar product, demand the best, demand Berreta
Dunno. The french wear berretas on their heads and they're faggots right?
>>28124677
Nice dubs.
Thank you Tripfriend. If I find myself inhabiting the united states and in need of a firearm, I will remember your post.
>>28124677
>not the meme assault rifle so people will think you're part of the undercover CIA operation false flagging as mass shooters as a way to control the population
>no, instead use this faggy purse gun
How long does it take to starve to death?
2 days without food and I'm barely even feeling it. I think this is the way to go.
>>28124556
I think it's 15-30 days it's extremely painful
yeah, whenever I go a few days without food I dont even realize a few hours after the first hunger feeling, it kinda just fades
maybe if you did it for longer you would really start to feel pain but idk
you start to hallucinate eventually
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