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>the therapists want to talk about my "relationships"
>the therapists found the therapist
>tfw say something offhand and they zero in on it and won't drop it even when I insist it was a mistake in phrasing/not as important as what I want to focus on
reason why I stopped going
>>28127838
>qt therapist asks me about how much porn i watch
What does he mean?
This meme-man
So cute, so fresh
>>28127818
he's a reddit meme
kys
>>28127839
But what does he mean?
I love him
Bumping cute meme-man
Where can i see this without downloading anything? An anon told me but my laptop froze and i didn't save the link. Thank you.
>>28127791
torrents
origami
>>28127791
Putlocker.
could you post links anon? plzz and thanks
>dads better than mom at cooking
>dads better than mom at cleaning up
>dad doesn't complain about things and gets shit done
>dads a cool dude who doesn't try and talk to me all the time
>dads not annoying
who else /team dad/ here?
I'm a single dad.
It would be a nightmare if my son turned out to be a robot. I'm definitely going to do everything I can to make sure he grows up happy.
>>28127880
Post it in a thread that cares
>>28127880
Make sure to get him out and socializing with people his age as quickly as possible
Taytay's favorite food is tendies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XnbCSboujF4#t=123
Why is she so perfect?
>>28127713
Haha she's such a fembot/not a normie at all :^)
Love her music
Just the way this was shot/the questions he asked I was expecting her to get fucked by the end.
Also I'm pretty sure Taylor Swift isn't celiac so why is she gluten-/dairy-free? She needs to go on a dirty bulk or some shit.
>>28127799
she probably bought into the gluten dairy free meme like every other white woman in america
Can we have another one of these?
How long have you been single anon? How do you cope with it?
2 months
she broke up with me on valentine's day of all daysi miss her
For two months.
I broke up with her 3 times and always got back together. After the third time she broke up with me after a few days. I slept over hers that day again but fought for us not staying together.
A few weeks later she found out I cheated on her.
After two months of meaningless sex and doing a ton of drugs I decided to start meaningful relationships with people again.
I don't even know if I miss her or just a person that shows me love
>doing good
>haven't thought about her in a while
>some random shit i see somehow triggers a memory i had with her
>mfw
My Comp Sci course at uni are having a summer masquerade ball. Should I go? Pic unrelated
>>28127700
>Pic unrelated
I disagree, I think it's what you should do instead of going.
You should dress up as a normie
>>28127700
>masquerade ball with nothing but men
why don't you guys just have a LAN party instead?
How hard is it to go back to college after 2 years? I need to go back or else there is no hope for me to get anywhere in life.
not hard at all
I'm a 4th year engineering student, I have two classes with this guy who is 32, dropped out at 23, went and lived in south america for a couple of years and decided he wanted to go back after he had a wife and kid
He is awesome and has cool stories, and gets good grades
u need to relax OP, its not the end of the world, a college degree helps but is not everything in life
>>28127604
depends on whether or not you've addressed whatever caused you to leave in the first place
It's actually not hard at all. Even black single mothers can go back to school and get degrees, or 55 year old fat dudes or 27 year old NEETS. It's only hard if you 1. Don't know your degree path 2. Don't get extra help if you need it. My sperg ass had to get a tutor for my basic math requirement, it was humiliating but I passed and got my associate's. I'm now only 2 semesters and an internship away from my bachelor's and the thing that helped a lot was making an ultra-ridiculously-detailed plan with a counselor and just giving the classes the time they needed. Don't feel like it's too late or even that it's too much, you can even take 1-2 classes a semester if you want to ease back into it. Don't push yourself too hard or feel pressured to take 4+ classes your first time back or you will crash. Sorry if I sound patronizing or like I don't know your situation, I'm just giving advice from my experience. Good luck
Self-improvement thread, let's not all stay robots.
I'll give advice and an example.
>nofap going strong
>Cold showers everyday
>Talking to girls more casually
>>28127596
>socrates was a rich old guy who never worked in his life and fucked boys
its easy to talk about right like that
>>28127596
why the fuck do i want to physically build myself up for? for what? what fucking purpose other than for petty reasons such as hurr durr i dum wanna look like the average joe.
seriously you are all so insecure with yourselves that you'll do anything to set yourself apart from everyone else, yet, here you fucks are trying to convince poeple to be as petty as you.
its comedy gold.
>>28127596
why cold showers?
Should I just swallow my pride and join a dating site? I don't want to be 4ever alone
Are you alone because you have bad social skills? Or is it because even with that taken away you're still an undesirable creep? Answer this question carefully before you decide.
It's kinda a waste of time unless ypu're decently attractive as well as witty with your messages, and even then you'll just be one of hundreds for a woman to choose from
>>28127512
Not OP, but people assume I'm a creep because of my bad social skills. They go hand in hand
What should be the minimum age requirement for robots? We know that robots are either born with shit genetics and disorders like autism or shaped by their surroundings through bullying and neglect. In most cases a combination of the two.
At which age can an individual consider himself a robot?
>>28127453
I knew by age 17 that things were always going to be shit for me, and I was right. I'm 26 now and remain a kissless virgin to this day with no friends (I've tried but people just ditch me after a while).
>>28127453
Upper teens for sure.
Like >>28128256 I realised around 17 that I was destined for the life I now have.
>>28128256
>(I've tried but people just ditch me after a while).
Can looks be a factor in this?
Why is there no where for past-college age human beings to socialize for free that is not a bar?
>>28127407
because during your highschool and college days you are supposed to make a handful of life long friends and not need to meet people
we live in a society where there are no safety nets, if you fall behind you stay behind
>>28127407
It's called work.
But also you are in such a place right now.
>>28127915
Hit me right in the feels.
blox
Any robot want to play cs:go with me?
>>28127331
eu? NA? rank?
who /esea/ here
original
>tfw all your friends who play cs go are shitters who play mm and aren't even supreme
kill me
>tfw no twink friend to practice for girls with and destroy their boipucci for keks
>>28127309
Foleo is pure
>tfw you will never fuck Foleo's pretty boipussy
I'm right here for you.
>>28127457
are you a neckbear
So it's all about faking it, isn't it robots?
maybe we aren't so hopeless afterall
be attractive
>omg he's so confident and interesting
be unattractive
>wow he's so annoying and immature
When a beta tries to act confident they'll just laugh at him and say he is a narcissist. Just look at Elliot. There is no way to win.
>>28127281
>We don't give a shit about how you feel, pretend you're a completely different person to please our vaginas. Thanks.
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