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>Be me, 5'2" scrawny manlet university student
>Watching WWE with an athletic 5'10" female friend in my dorm's basement
>She jokingly tells me she would beat me if we wrestled
>Says she wouldn't even need to kick me in the balls or other dirty tactics
>I respond no way, I wouldn't lose to a girl
>She suddenly gets mad and challenges me to a match
>I say I am too tired today, but being the dumbass I am agree to wrestle her tomorrow
What do I do anons? She's probably gonna kick my ass. Do I take it like a man, or do I run away from the match?
>>28123761
idk but I'd really like to watch those two fuck
>>28123852
So would I. It would be quite a spectacle.
>>28123761
Anon I'm in public, stop giving me a boner.
Giving away 60 euros in steam games.
Condition: first Oxford student to contact me and deliver a complete list of students for a given degree gets the games.
If interested, contact me at "tryingtofind at hmamail.com"
>>28122775
no, finding someone from omegle i got disconnected from
>>28122842
what degree is it?
>>28122869
PPL; dont know the year though.
Do fembots, or femanons in general, get self conscious about how they might look when sucking dick?
It's seems no matter how cute a girl normally looks, there's always the chance she'll look completely retarded when she's trying to shove a cock down her throat.
If I was a girl I don't think I could ever get over this fear.
>>28122394
trust me, that only turns chads on more. it's hot to see a woman degrade herself, or to see her suck dick when she is obviously inexperienced and doesn't know how to look pretty while doing it.
tl;dr, if she's sucking my dick, i don't care how she looks.
>>28122394
She looks like fucking birdo
>>28122394
>tfw "it looks like a fish" ruined that pic for you forever
>women say they hate being sexually objectified
>wear tight ass clothes that show off their tits, sweet asses and mid-driff
>put on make up to make their faces beautiful
>post pictures like this all day on their instagrams
Are they lying?
Ugly women hate being objectified.
Pretty women can't get objectified enough.
Ugly men hate pretty women.
Pretty men can't get enough pretty women.
>women say they hate being sexually objectified
Only when the man doing the objectifying is an ugly troll
They want the attention from males they would actually want to fuck, which is why they do all the other stuff
women don't know what they want. this has been widely proven already
Answer me this, how does a pale, hairy, out of shape dicklet get a qt Asian gf with a tiny vag?
This makes me so mad.
I pretty much have a carbon copy of this guy's body and I've never even fucked a girl.
Can any fembots tell me whether this is an acceptable body for the purpose of procreation? I'm trying to get into slightly better shape but don't know whether it's even worth it.
By the time they see your dick you're already fucking retard and that's not a micro dick so they'll still smash. Fix the other parts of you that actually matter.
>>28122123
>Answer me this, how does a pale, hairy, out of shape dicklet get a qt Asian gf with a tiny vag?
He most likely has a much better face than. He probably has a job, social skills, etc, unlike you as well.
>>28122123
also the face is the only thing that matters if you aren't fat. why do robots like you not realize this.
>Flatchested girl makes fun of guy for having a small dick
cute seal
Walruse aboriginal
>>28121714
They need to feel better about themselves. Women are incredibly insecure and prone to self-shame.
It's why body positivity is so prolific in women's media.
Who voting for Trump here?
Why? Wouldn't Sanders make your NEET life easier?
>>28120429
if bernard glassberg loses to hillary then yes
>>28120440
I'm not a neet
Not an original comment
what vidya do NEETs play?
>>28117462
league and dota2, both are boring but it takes my mind off things to grind solo q
hbu
>>28117462
Grand strategy games like EU4 and Victoria 2, and Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup.
>>28117462
i swear i will finish xcom someday
Most evil thing you've done?
I had regular milk.
>>28117192
>16 years old
>sitting outside with my friends before class
>ugly awkward girl sits next to me and tries to talk to me
>I walk away, my friends laugh
I deserve all the bad things that have happened and will happen to me.
as a child i killed small animals and was very manipulative. a notable example was when i would walk into a friendship group and act really nice to half and mean to the others, if i continued long enough i could manage to split the friendships apart making my group rise to become the most popular one
What do you most desire in a gf/bf? Describe your ideal mate.
Emo/goth qt gamer weeb who shares my interests. Looks like pic related.
Plot twist: most likely don't exist
>>28114014
>that thin upper lip
Not sure why I find that unnerving but I do.
>>28113953
>tfw no avoidant personality gf
I just want to live in a bunker or something, free from outside concerns and stress. Our own little world where we can devote ourselves to gradually opening our hearts to each other and learning how to trust. Set each other free from the bonds of fear sunk deep into our beings.
>Your race
>Gender
>Thoughts on asian men
>asian women
>Asians in general
>>28104302
White/Mexican
Male
They're the most qt of all women
they're subhuman
>Your race
white
>Gender
male
>Thoughts on asian men
generally pleasant and unassuming, would say hello to, no table manners though
>asian women
seem like rich spoiled cunts
>Asians in general
suspect they have no souls, twinkies are annoying SJWs too
>White
>Male
>Japanese and Korean men are the cutest
>Extremely hit or miss. Mostly miss.
>I don't really know enough about anything except Chinese Cartoons, so it's hard to make a statement
I am pure concentrated evil. Years of torment have turned me into the monster I am today. At this point I am far beyond help. My only purpose in this world is to bring pain to others. I have trained my skills to cause maximum havoc and destruction. I care about nothing and have nothing to live for, that is what makes me so dangerous. I am like a caged animal. Actually more like a rabid dog because I will not hesitate to destroy anything that slightly provokes me. Watch out roachies, there is a storm coming.
"Anon, take out the trash!"
Do Iiiieeeeetttt
>>28126192
T-thanks, (You) too. And you?
Is it weird that I have legs fetish? And I'm not talking about feet. Licking a legs like that would be better than sex to me.
no, admiring womens legs is pretty fucking normie
No, bro. You're the only dude on earth with a leg fetish.
i don't know, but i sucked a girls fingers once and my dick and stomach felt amazing
I'm sure this is normal i hope
What do they taste like?
>>28125778
egg salad sammies
>>28125778
Chad's cum
fdbfbdfbdfdb
>>28125778
girls lips are softer than guys and more plump.
what is your opinion of women who can shoot?
>>28125673
Bottom left target is precise but the top target is shitty. 3/10
>>28125673
Excellent. She's responsible and can defend herself.
But I live in cuckistan and guns are almost forbidden. This likely puts her outside the range of my dick and reduces my interest considerably.
Being from /k/, a woman's ability to shoot proportionally increases her perceived attractiveness.
