Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3607. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3607. page
>woof woof!
Ssssllllluuuuurrrrrppppp
Hey anon, you're finally awake! Are we going to snuggle wuggle tonight again?
can't believe I rolled the furry GF
One word: jackpot.
>>28121004
You know, seeing people with the same fetish tham me doing crap like this make me even more sad
Whatever, show your ass
>You don't have a Facebook? That's so weird
>>28120927
Facebook is like 10 years old grandpa
>have fake facebook accounts of girls
>random guys randomly add me all the time
wtf
>have Facebook since 2010
>have barely used it over the years
I just find it boring and all the shit posted there is either unfunny memes and boring as fuck stories
I'm the only one who doesn't watch series like GoT or shit like that? Whenever some normie ask me if I watch [insert popular series here] and I say no, they look me like I'm retarded.
>>28120765
No, i dont watch it either, all TV shows are normie garbage
im so out of the loop for moderrn culture.
i dont even know what 'throwing shade' is
fuckin younglings and their darn culture
>>28120765
Nobody should watch GOT
would you date a 4/10 girl if she had pretty bad skin?
i'm currently in such a situation basically and i'm thinking about just ending the relationship because of that
the sad thing is we both get along really well i just don't understand why she is too retarded to use a moisturizer and wash her face but i don't want to offend her so i keep quiet about it
pic related she basically has skin like that
would also be thankful for some advice on how to save the relationship
>>28120751
>i don't want to offend her so i keep quiet about it
grow some balls you passive aggressive cuck piece of shit.
Take her to Estee Lauder or Chanel and buy her some nice stuff for her skin
>>28120802
Take your own advice then
Of course you will... Of course you ALL will...
Everybody is already familiar with the WHY part.
>>28120601
I'm still searching for the perfect code
but soon, I will find it
>>28120601
HACK DADSTARD!
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
IM A FAN OF YOUR SONS YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND I REALLY LIKED YOUR LAST THREAD.
THERES BEEN TOO MUCH TRIPFAGGING AROUND LATELY AND THE CANCER IS METASTASIZING SO I TOOK A PART IN IT TOO!
YOU SHOULD JOIN US. ITS EASY TO MAKE A TRIP, JUST TYPE IN-
HACKs_DADSTARD#your password in the "name" field before posting.
>>28120601
Dang, Hacks so hot
ITT: we make fun of people with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
People with OCD are heavily annoying and a burden on the world. They exist for us to laugh at them.
>>28120598
A real person with OCD would just photoshop this.
nice meme
i like the smell of my farts
>tfw you enjoy painstakingly ordering things but don't have autism and aren't compelled to do so
feels good mang
How do guys magically make themselves attracted to ugly girls, or average looking girls with awkward body shapes? My friend has a girlfriend with a "square" butt shape and a wide, manly looking back. It's gross. I don't know how he has sex with her.
I get aroused by the feeling of her skin against mine. The sounds she makes turn me on as well. There's a lot of imaginative stimulation necessary, like the thought of pumping her full of cum while a beta orbiter watches us from a window. I feel bad on the occasions when I can't get it up though. I mean, she's pretty in my mind but subconscious attraction sometimes betrays me
avoid porn at all costs
>>28120434
Men can actually have taste in women.
The reverse is not true. Women, despite what they tell you, are only interested in tall men of average weight with classical proportions and masculine facial features.
>>28120434
They want sex. Some may be genuinely attracted to them but most just want to fuck a side piece.
Won't you feel less lonely and less depressed if you have robotfag friends to watch anime and play vidya with?
>implying I want face to face human contact
2spooky
no thanks
this text based contact is fine by me
>people don't talk to me
>not even online
>too afraid to post RL information
>no way to get around
>shut-in
How am I supposed to meet real robots that would actually enjoy my company?
I'm not..
>>28120666
make a new skype account and post your ID here. If it fails you can always abandon it without any consequences. As easy as that.
I made some spaghetti last night, /r9k/.
Would you have had a plate? If you don't like it I understand.
>>28120077
looks like something you squirted out of your ass
>>28120077
Did you make it with cum or do anything disgusting to it? if the answer is no then Yes, I will eat it.
Although I ask next time, you drop the shitty peppers and add more mushrooms because mushrooms are great
>>28120077
I WANT TOMATO SAUCE
FUCK YOU
Hey, /r9k/, how do you feel today? Better/worse than yday?
I was just rejected from another minimum wage job, so terrible
>>28119878
Why?
And what kinda job, if you can tell me?
>>28119843
I don't want to work out today gdi
>tfw no gf helping me put condom on
> 2d
> Short hair
> DFC
God tier combination
>>28119942
good taste mah nigga!
>>28119833
There's actually human females in movies and pics that do this; you can make your first step out of being a weeb.
What's your favorite episode of Spongebob?
>>28119749
Definitely Chocolate with Nuts
>>28119749
The one where he sodomizes OP
Wet Painters
original
How do you feel about girls who wear their hair like this?
It's stupid desu baka uguu
Trumpdamned fashion wasting time and/or money or something stupid like this topkek
>>28123937
Cuter if the hair pieces don't meet. I like it when they have fringes that curl inwards though
>Girl forces me to go with her to rooftop bar with her friends
>While walking there she links arms with me for a bit
>Brought me there in order for me to get with a random barslut, same story for her and a guy, neither of us actually got anyone and we just stayed within her circle of friends dancing
>When she is decently drunk she pulls me aside to help me look for a girl, but she tells me she is horny and wants to hook up with a guy since she's been on a dry spell for a year
>Through the night she gets her face ultra close to my face to tell me shit, she puts her hands on my face for some reason, etc.
>While we are eating afterwards she tells someone else that she'll hook up with anyone at this point, but she looks at me for a good 5 seconds after she says this.
>On the way back to train station our arms are linked, this is a good 10 - 15 ish min walk.
>She knows I have a foot fetish and she took her heels off on the way to the station.
>We get back to her house and I call up an uber, she offers to stay downstairs to wait with me but I force her to go to sleep in her room since she's piss drunk
Please help me robots this is all new to me
Does she want me or is she just fucking around with me and knows I'm just a betamax
I only really hang out with this girl to eat lunch or dinner with sometimes as friends (im the one who initially said "let's just go as friends").
>While we are eating afterwards she tells someone else that she'll hook up with anyone at this point, but she looks at me for a good 5 seconds after she says this.
you should get that autism checked out
Put dick in vagina dumbass. Or lick those feet you fucking degenerate.
>>28119515
You had a chance, but you blew it
>it's ogre, son
If you like her so much, then why dont you talk to her?
>>28119457
people aren't supposed to have that many teeth
spooky
Because robots only like Stacies and they don't want to talk to robots
>>28119457
If you like her so much why doesn't she know about your existence?
