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Where my wake and bake crew at?
VAPE NAYSH YALL
VAPE NAYSH YALL
>Waking and baking
No thanks. I need to be productive.
>tfw go through 5 grams a day with wake an bake
I cant afford this shit
Is anyone here into dog-cucking?
For those of you who don't know what that is, it's where you bring a bitch in front of a male doggy (preferably with a fence in between), turn her around and lift her tail so he gets the scent.
Then you get behind her and start dry humping her in front of the male dog until he starts whimpering.
Shit's dank as hell.
Pic related, this bitch is the belle of the ball that no one can have but me.
>>28115904
Whitney wisconsin!? IS THAT YOU!?
>>28115904
That's pretty hot. Does she enjoy it?
>>28115904
no just dog fucking
Never thought something like that could happen but I fucked up really badly and there is nobody to blame but me
I feel like being stuck in quicksand and nobody's there to help me
Take care of yourselves and don't waste your time
Wish me luck, I really need it
>>28115733
If you are going to kill yourself, at least kill some thug niggers first
>image.png
You probably had it coming, dumb mobilefrogposter.
Elaborate anyway, we're all interested. What did you do?
>>28115733
I've been to jail, was homeless for half my life, and spent the past two years in halfway houses. I've endured infections, beatings, overdoses and hardship. I'm happy as fuck now and no longer want to cut my juggular with broken wine bottle.
It will get better you faggot, don't be such a pussy.
What does one of these things smell like?
No one here knows anon.
like iron, copper and other metals.
Your mother, and fish.
Please post aspie indicators.
1. Fleece every day.
plays portables in public
>>28114576
i like to wear fleece that my mommy got for me, am i aspie? :c
Interest in models/figures of any sort.
Welcome to the map thread: new beginnings edition.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1969612
Pity bump for OP
Blox
>>28113516
>No girls ever in Australia, let alone near me
I don't know why I bother with these maps
Bump for hope bumpurinoes
Does anyone else here have ED?
SSRIs damaged my dick, but until recently, I could still get hard and fap pretty easily. Now, it's hard to get an erection at all, and when I do, it won't last long.
Also haven't fapped for 4 days, but can't keep it up.
>tfw never even got to use my dick on a girl
You don't have ED. That's a side effect of SSRI's, you'll get over it eventually.
>>28113374
Are you still on the SSRIs?
>tfw don't even take SSRI's but my depressions so bad I'll go weeks without masturbating
>tfw developed intricate fantasies, an imaginary sister/mother
>tfw talk to her all the time for the past 1.5 years, so long as I am alone
>explain vidya I'm playing, talk about movies, politics, sing with her
>big Star Wars fan, saw TFA on release day
>not the best movie but I enjoyed it for reigniting that Star Wars magic for me
>think Daisy Ridley looks like a good sister
>officially adopt her name and form as my sister
>collect hundreds of pictures of her
>masturbate solely to her
>talk all the time
>imagine cuddling at night, to the extent of stacking my pillows strategically to simulate her being there
>tfw no matter how hard I try, I can't make it real, I will never actually have a real pure, loving relationship with a sister Daisy
>tfw each night, it gets harder to delude myself into thinking she's there
>each night my bed grows bigger
>each night my bed grows colder
>each night my bed grows more empty
These are some heavy and abstract feels.
I'm the anon with the cartoon pokemon imaginary friend. Hope you and your fake sister are doing well. God speed and bless, anon-san.
>>28112736
Vari? I hope you are doing well, I am sure I will be in a better mood soon, anon, thank you very much for your kind words. It means a lot, and it's good to have made some friends.
>>28112749
Thank you, and it's no problem, I'm sorry to see you are in a bad mood. Free bump.
Fuck the whole "will never please a woman" meme, I'll probably never find a woman to even show my dick to. The worst part is jerking off and seeing this when I look down. I just did the math and in terms of volume, I have 1/4th of an average penis. Bigger guys out there are easily 10-15x my volume.
It's emasculating as fuck, and gets in your head. How can I pretend to be alpha knowing that just about every man, whether they be friends, family, or total strangers, even teenagers are packing my manhood several times over?
Anybody else here have those dicklet feels
>>28111265
Unfortunately I have 8 inches of nigger cock and cannot empathize with you, my good gentleman.
>>28111265
how could you even possibly live with a dick that small? that's literally suicide tier
Mine is smaller and thinner than yours . I was thinking about getting an escort for my birthday but even that would be embarrassing with how small it is. And not to mention i dont even know how to use it. I still don't know why i even exist. At least if i had a bigger dick id have more confidence
Are tall girls the supreme ultimate girls?
>perfect breeding material
>those legs
>chad didn't want gigabitch so you get her
>tfw no 6'+ tall, clumsy gf who's self-conscious about her height
>>28108708
>tfw had this exactly in high school
>tfw she moved away
>tfw single for two years
>tfw she'll never have her long, luscious legs wrapped around you as you thrust your wiener deep inside her
Good morning, wagecuck.
Enjoy the start of 5 days of work.
Another day, another dollar.
>>28114697
Another week, another 5 dollar bill.
yasss goyim, convert them, keep them inside! Let Jose, Abdul, and Tyrone control the real world!
neet utopia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVuj7_nVY_s
>tfw no metal gf to play guitar with
I just wanna jam out some fucking sludge metal, but I always gotta do it myself.
just kill me now.
>tfw i was in a joke black metal band with my ex gf
>tfw we played local gigs
>tfw i now have no friends and am a total loser who rarely leaves my bedroom
>>28113946
detsorgsekalf?
>>28113972
>>28113946
Dude, if it is, you guys were awesome. And sorry about your vocalist.
So robots!
Lets talk about hobbies!
Theres gotta be something you wish you would rather be doing then posting here right?
>>28112103
Is breathing a hobby ?
>>28112103
Actually playing my xbone instead of using it for hulu because I'm a poorfag and don't have xbox live anymore.
>>28112103
urban exploring?
I want to climb a construction crane and watch the city lights shimmer
probably doesn't really count as urbanex but there's not a lot of abandoned shit around here
ITT post the most depressing shit you have
we exist
unoriginal comment
Picutre relaaaaaatedddddddddeeeeeed
>>28106874
AYYYLATMAMAEOMAOEOEOOO
>anon, we've been trekking through this forest for hours, let's sit
>>28104438
That's pretty cool, is it glass?
Bug genocide when
>>28104438
*pulls out dick*
Sit on this ;)
