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>make thread asking for qt Asian bf
>get contact from a guy claiming to be Asian male
>he insults me the whole time and makes fun of me for being black
>I find out this person is not really Asian but a black man pretending to be Asian
Blackbots why do you hate black women so much?why do you torture us black femanons like this?
>blackbots
It's not a race specific thing, but a board specific thing.
>>28109219
Robots are pure evil aren't they?
>>28109122
Do you look East African? I am an Asian male and love the look of East Africans
how is it possible for these two autistic manchildren who do nothing but play video games and react to prank videos score two cuties. why is life suffering?
>>28106770
>how is it possible for these two autistic manchildren who do nothing but play video games and react to prank videos score two cuties.
Confidence
>why is life suffering?
Because we desire things
>implying ethan's dirty sandnigger wife is a qt
>>28106810
i had confidence back in 11th grade. and i tried everything to get a girlfriend. i tried all different types of girls from 1s to 10s. got rejected by every single one of them.
Hey anon, are you gonna join us in the furpile tonight?
Why not? Too bad I don't know any irl fur fags and I bet you all are gross desu
>tfw so lonely that I turned into a furfag
>tfw neet so can't get a fursuit and do degenerate furry shit
>>28104375
Hopefully at the next furfag con, they succeed in mass murdering you homos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG3H0oNW46c
Post videos of people having public meltdowns and/or causin a ruckus. Preferably normies and negroes
http://youtu.be/t5qMRZNdlOg
http://youtu.be/y3QNQdEaAw0
http://youtu.be/THl7fbizJSg
>>28103995
http://youtu.be/QrqH3zaMco4
>>28104139
what the fuck is a "jit"?
>>28104139
part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R4Kao88ERo
who would win in a waifu fight
alterhacker or anzujaamu
god willing both of them would kill each other
Anzu because she's probly psycho and would gouge out eyes and shit
>>28099708
Whichever one has the penis
Why are kindles so fucking expensive!!
I just want to read a fucking book!
Kindles are 20 bucks here
No one wants them
>>28115362
lol eat shit NEETBaron. There's that many free e-books available it's not funny. Too bad you can't afford the entrance fee.
>>28115362
Then read one asshole.
You can read one free at the library.
I'm feeling blue. Tell me about your pets, robots. I love animals.
They're all dead.
I have a mostly Turkish Van cat named Sully. He is smart, shy, and curious.
my childhood cat died recently i've had for 12 years sometimes before i go to bed i'd close my eyes and i'd see her face and her meow and i start to cry i miss that my cat she was the realest bro a bro could ever ask for
Fuck this depresses me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=373&v=QBtF3I7fDfU
Women literally just need to ask for sex to get it. How the fuck can they have it so easy?
I mean it didn't work 100% of the time but it did most, and the times it didn't work they didn't shout at her and call her a rapist or creep, they just laughed along with her.
>30% success rate
thats high
like I know she's hot but imagine being able to go up to anyone on the street and have like a 3/10 chance of fucking them from just asking striaght up
a large portion of the rejects are just because the context of the situation. "not right now, but yeah." only a dozen dudes said no out of principle, and maybe another dozen 'cause they were in a relationship.
The guys are saying no because they know they're not attractive enough to have a woman like that seriously approach them for a hookup, so it must be some kind of prank.
If they thought she was serious they'd have said yes.
>dated girl of my dreams
>we break up
>still hang out everyday
>do things for her all the time
>she doesn't want to have sex.
Am I being cucked?
that depends are you masturbating to her having sex with other dudes in front of you?
>>28114465
Bail, op. Save yourself the pain of seeing her fall in love with someone else while you pretend to be happy for her, only to cry behind closed doors.
>>28114788
no.
>>28114844
That's what I'm thinking. I get to feel her up every now and then. I think it could lead back into a relationship.
What's r9k drinking tonite? Smirnoff raspberry + coke
Water and apple juice, you fucking degenerate loser.
Cranberry juice and vermouth like a bitch
>>28114392
step up niggaaajsdokl
>25
>still don't know what to do with my life
>have no skills or hobbies
It's already over
>>28114213
Try programming out anon
You're probably already on the computer most of the day anyway, so no life style changes
I'm 18 and think it's over
I want hobbies but depression is stopping me from caring about anything
I can't think of anything worse than making a job out of your favorite hobbies.
Way to destroy the only joy in your life.
>mfw no hummer driving, drone bombing, arab killing, wall building, mcdonalds eating, bible reading, church going, make up wearing, clothes shopping, country music listening, rhyme spitting, freedom loving, donald trump voting, college basketball watching, movie going, climate change denying, capitalism loving, gun owning, war mongering, flag waving, race cisting, jew hating, tax evading, retail servicing, 9/11 conspirating, iraq war supporting, ronald reagan worshipping, war crimes denying, muslim labeling, welfare opposing, police obeying, pokemon playing, slave owning, sweatshop opening, mexican food munching, cnn watching, fox news reading, george bush defending, liberal arts studying, "all lives matter" chanting, bruce jenner calling, super bowl viewing, class skipping, drugs refusing, oil securing, 4chan browsing, /r9k/ posting qt3.14 white american gf
why even live
American white women are shit
Trust me, I have to live among them
You're not being specific enough op, what kind of trap are you looking for?
>>28114039
I like how the camera's focusing on itself
great job little guy
Who's your favorite porn star robots?
Mine is Riley Reid. You can tell she loves what does. She even has some intelligent thing to say and thus she's the only porn star I follow on twitter and buy shit for from her Amazon Wish List (saving up to get her some heels)
>>28114007
Alex Tanner
sdgsdhf
>>28114007
Sounds cuckoldery
>>28114007
>having a favorite porn star
I remember when I was 16
>Decide to swallow my anxiety and try to get a date
>Walk up to random girl in the mall and tell her she's pretty and asked if she wants to do something together this weekend
>She says yes and asks to exchange numbers
>Can't believe that worked
A-Am I Chad now?
>>28113923
Telling ugly girls that they're pretty isn't an accomplishment. Come back when you're slammin dimes and ridin nines.
That was the easy part. Now you have to plan a meeting and make it through without sperging yourself to death.
Screw >>28113949, we all gotta start somewhere.
congrats you're one step closer to success! Now this is a nice ego boost but the next objective is to make this work and get her to sleep with you. Accomplish this with her, then accomplish it with the next girl - if you get a 90% success rate with 5s to 7s, you're getting to chad level
>be shy faggot wanker
>gave up on girls
>reaching my 30s, getting fat and tired-looking
>apathetic about everything
>suddenly young women flirting with me regularly
whatisthismagic.png
The wall
Now that they're getting older, Chad no longer has need for them they're useless and their market value plummets along with their youthful beauty
Baby rabies begins to set in, whilst most men have attained assets to increase their sexual value at this point
tldr: Used sluts now old, ugly, desperate
>>28113899
But I'm talking young women in their late teens and early 20s
>>28113911
Aaah, those are a different case
But essentially, now you are seen as a maturer character to them. Desire for a daddy type figure leads them to find interest in you.
Male prime tends to peak later in life, as females mature earlier
The resources and symbols of such also are attractive as well
