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Who else /drugbro/ here? Used drugs to stop being a robot. My use of MDMA made it so I could make friends which is pretty cool. Also interested to see how many /drugbros/ are amerifats because its so much easier making friends in britbongland.
Drug stories
Drug advice
Favourite Drugs
/Drugbro/ general.
is there an "idiots guide to deep markets"? because I would very much like that.
I am technologically retarded. But desire deepmarket access.
Drugs are nice but I prefer being sober.
>>28089574
bumping for this, would also like to know where the fuck you even buy drugs if not online when you're out of highschool. all i can find are weed dealers at uni.
So, I finally have a girl that might be my potential gf and I've got to know her a bit now. Tell me if I should stay away or not, here are some facts:
>19 years old
>fucked 7 guys so far, 3 of those were together with her in a relationship
>would like to try a threesome with 2 guys
>has made out with 8 guys at a party once when she was 15
>cheated on her first bf by kissing someone else when she was 15/16
A-at least she's hot, r-right? Would you do it?
I would take any girl really, literally anything. But in your case she sounds like another slut who's cold and distant just like the rest. You couldn't even get her if you want and you don't want her.
>>27987699
put that shit out of your mind buddy
normal people that age are not virgins
>>27987699
Prepare to be majorly cucked.
I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE AH!
>>28111996
Used to hear it on Radio Jisney all the time.
of i was green i would die
>>28111996
>Grade 5
>Some guest was in for recess and there was a DJ
>This song comes on
>I proudly announce "I love this song!"
>I could see all the other kids around me react with "...what?" and looked at the DJ when this song played
>I quickly lower my head
>The DJ changes the song about 20 seconds in due to the reaction
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY WON'T THIS MEMORY LEAVE ME
If you could have anything what would it be?
The ability to play piano very well without trying. Any song by ear, perfectly, first try. Maybe a couple tries so it doesn't feel like I'm cheating
>>28111650
retractable wings
ability to love myself
who here /sexuallycomplicated/
I instantly get turned on when I wear clothes that are way too big for me because they make me feel small and cute, something I love, but nobody has ever done for me and even done the opposite of
>>28111557
This fetish is adorable.
I hope you find your love Anon.
>>28111584
t-thanks, anonymous
I hope you find someone really soon too
You must be a man.
because men love putting women in their giant t-shirts
Well, my 25th birthday is in two weeks and I just found out Sunday that my mom and her husband will be gone on vacation during it. I don't have any friends because of literal Autism, so I guess I will just be spending my 25th birthday alone. by myself. just like most of the rest of my life.
I mean, I know family birthday parties are kind of pathetic, but at least it's still sort of a birthday party and there's still cake, presents, and some people to wish me a happy birthday.
>>28111239
Happy early birthday, op! We're here for you!
>>28111239
happy birthday anon, hope you have a great something
>>28111239
Happy birthday anon
Don't worry about it too much, try to enjoy your time alone without others pestering you.
>Don't forget to brush your teeth before bed, anon
Fuck you, mom. Wild animals don't brush their teeth. Why should we?
>>28111120
because they're wild animals you asshole
what the fuck kind of a rebuttal is that
go brush your teeth you filthy lazy unfunny faggot
>>28111168
Are you implying we're not animals?
because you eat trash that rots your teeth
who /maniac/ here? haven't spoken to anyone in over 7 years
>>28111061
why not?
just ask for some anon's skype and call them
>>28111061
I can't believe this is true
How have you been getting away with this?
>>28111061
Thats not the proper use of the term maniac
>tfw your gf has a bigger cock than you
These threads never were and never will be good
Not even in this post ironic meme golden age
>>28110766
>golden age
what delusional world are you living in?
why dont you submit to her giant cock?
haha you will think friend zone is a Fucking meme well guess what it isn't goddamned bitch pore my heart and spit in my face HAHA I VALUE U FRIEND FRIEND HAHA UYOU FUCKING WHHHHOOOOOOOORE HES NOT EVEN HANDSOME FUUUUUUUUUUUCK OH GOD IVAM STUCK IN A DEADEND RUT IN LIFE KILL ME GOOOOOD FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU GODDAMN WHOOOOORE MADE ME INT O A DAMNED FOOLLLLL
welcome to real life motherfucker
>>28110676
I think the friendzone isn't real because you put yourself there. If you knew there would be more you wouldn't of stuck around there. Wasn't nothing keeping you there but you.
>>28111361
>see a girl for 2 months
>ask if she wants to go steady
>says she has to think about it but tells me to cuddle with her while we watch a movie and play pokemon
>next day get a text that started with hey anon!
Sure it doesnt exist.
ZIBBY ZIBBY ZIBBY ZIBBY ZIBBY ZIBBY
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
HEHEHEHEHE
>>28110563
>sexypepe.png
damn...
>>28110563
Nice thread op. Can I save that OC?
>>28110594
ZOB ZOB ZOOPY FOR YOU!
HEHEHEHE
Would any fast food workers like to share some stories about ridiculous customers and also stories about how they got revenge
>>28110493
I had two McDoubles tonight. I have to say that the experience was not satisfactory. I was eating it, and because I was really high, I realized how undignified McDonalds is. When I am eating McDonalds I feel like a golden retriever. I feel like a fat yuppie with a baby face. I feel pathetic. I'm never going to eat their again. I am happy to say now that I don't have to worry about cum in my food anymore.
I'm in a McDonald's drive through right now waiting on my food- would love to hear some good stories
Mcdonalds put whipped cream on my iced coffee this morning
The fucks up with that??
For 7 months ive been afraid of getting fired. Sometimes i start shaking and sweating as soon as i see my boss. what can i do stop this fear?should i ask my boss if she is planning to fire me?i barely spend any money because of this fear. I am saving as much as i can so that i can live for a couple of months in case i get fired.
>>28110492
I've had this fear before. Then I got fired. Was glad I had money saved.
>>28110492
If you're getting written up because of dumb mistakes it's all rip mate.
If not, they can't fire you straight up. Bonus points for having a pussy and/or black. Then just find a lawyer with a hard on for unlawful termination.
Living on 401k should give you enough time to find another job. Unless you're Northern-European. Then you could start a thirty year vacation with all of the sand niggers.
how pathetic is to ask her if she indeed wants me to quit?
>dragon ball z parody
>character gets hit in the nuts
>my dragon balls!
>not my dragon ballz!
>dragonball porn parody
>dragging his balls over her face
>you like me draggin' my balls on your face?
Wow lmao. Is this post-r9k? I feel like I'm witnessing some type of evolution
>Teehee. No, anon, you hang up~
>>28110323
I have something I want to tell you...
>>28110323
ok...my waifu.
>>28110323
Why did you have to bring up these feels anon? I need a gf, but a gf wants me to have a job.
Atm I'm waiting 1 hour to then call in sick(which is true) again from work so I might lose my job cause it's happened so much.
All job has to offer is rent pay and 2 cute roasties who smiles at me sometimes. They're probably self absorbed and not dream tier 2d like your pic. In return the work drains all my time and energy so my depression creeps back.
REEEE
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