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Have you accepted that you will just never know what this feels like?I have.
yeah, a long time ago
What about a whore?
>>28106313
Yes.
But I'd much rather know what a titfuck or blowjob feels like desu.
>Nobody will ever find you attractive. Nobody will ever find you attractive. Nobody will ever find you attractive.
>I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself.
>Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.
please, fuck yourself with an iron rod
>>28106312
Would you be satisfied if someone else found you attractive? Even if you don't find yourself attractive?
>>28106397
>NOBODY WILL EVER FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE. NOBODY WILL EVER FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE. NOBODY WILL EVER FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE. NOBODY WILL EVER FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE.
I really need help with this. Every time i try to have sex with a girl my penis doesn't get hard enough. No, i'm neither impotent or gay.
It gets kinda hard, but not hard enough for penetration. I can only get rock hard while masturbating. This has happened 3 times already, and i always put the blame on the condom saying it is too small, but i'm getting fucking desperate here.
I'm thinking this could be due to excessive masturbation ( i do it at least one time a day), what do you guys think? And do you know what can i do?
I'm only 19 btw.
Do you death grip?
Cut back and go lighter on your dick
Practice no fap
>>28106215
Performance anxiety you fucking chad.
You're anxious, and blood is rushing away from areas not important for survival, e.g. your dick.
Just try to relax and breath, and communicate with your partner and tell her that you're nervous, and if you could wait until the right time. For example, don't say to yourself "we are going to have sex now", just lay with her until you are horny and try to do it without thinking too much.
>tfw no daliri fracturing, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, kuko biting, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Youre just like clockwork flip poster
this isnt growing as fast as it should be
THIS IS A FEEL THAT I HAVE NOT FELT BEFORE
PROCESSING...
*WHHRRRRRRRRR*
I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO
What does /r9k/ drive?
Pic related - it's my daily commuter. I also have a Jeep that I take out when it's snowing or raining.
>>28106070
robots don't ride motorcycles, maybe a shitty scooter/moped
>>28106474
But thousands of Robot third-worlders do that
>>28106070
GOYAM
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>dog's friend found the poop suitcase
>neighbor's horse found the snot rug
>step-cousins' parrot OD'd on the jenkem bucket
>cat's uncle found the pus mirror
It's a bit redundant, but I'll make one anyway to round out the trifecta.
>>28092545
>>28104302
>Race
>Gender
>Thoughts on White Males
>Thoughts on White Females
>White People in general
I'll start again and hope no one gets triggered by my race
>Race
white/mexican
>Gender
Male
>White Males
I tend to not like white males for some reason. They're mostly either middle class normies or basement dwelling aspies.
>White Females
They're alright, but they tend to be pretty basic.
>white people in general
I'm okay with having brief interactions with them, but I don't really befriend a lot of them because I just can't relate to their life. At uni, they're all from well off families and they only talk about sports and shit
>Inuit from the last thread.
>male.
> white males are an interesting one. Because now in THE CURRENT YEAR they're meme worthy bitches. But in my generation and previous ones, they're pretty good people in general.
> pleasant eye candy. But 95% of them are wall art. Or easy whores. There's a few diamonds in the rough but with feminism being so toxic to both genders I'd be highly suspect of any other motives.
>the white race is a sad parody of itself now. Women are trash of any race and it's far too much effort to sift through it all to find the good ones. White males are weak and forced into that position by society. So instead of achieving great things they're just wallowing in their own self hate.
There's good and bad but I really hope whites come back out on top. I enjoy being in a 1st world nation.
>white
>male
>they're alright
>20% fuck, 20% shill, 15% concentrated desire to kill, 5% waifu, 50% lame 100% basic, vapid, dumb and insane
>we're like the middle ground between blacks and asians in terms of personality/genetics and whatever. I'm okay with that I guess.
Bed time, wagecuck. See you in the morning.
>tfw three day weekend, although tomorrow I will be worrying about work the next day
>>28105913
uh, it's only 7
>>28105958
Well get the fuck to bed then, you need all that energy for work tomorrow, I also need you to pay taxes so I can get my NEETBUX
How to overcome nihilism?
what do you mean by "overcome"
You don't. Embrace it.
>>28105908
You don't. It is the one truth.
You can ignore it, or embrace it.
ITS TRUE NORMIES ARE TAKING WOJAK, NEXT STEP IS FACEBOOK MEMES
Meh
This is pretty bad, it won't catch on
Wojak will always be an obscure one, there might be a few "sad" Facebook posts with him on 'em, but he won't ever reach Pepe status, he's too gloomy for that, atleast with Pepe he's colorful and he's got multiple emotions shown in various pictures, with Wojak it's black and white and only sad, normies will never take him
>>28105856
fuck fuck fuck
>fuck oh fuck
>>28105856
calm your originalino autismanimo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mc98U8SlNkA
How is it possible for a human to become this?
looks like one of my animu girls, I like the direction this is taking, also the beat is hot senpai
That's it. I'm killing myself.
>not kpop
This is trash.
ITT: Your best lucid dreams
>been out of school almost 5 years
>still dream about showing up late to a test and forgetting something
>>28105876
FUCKING THIS
I don't ever want to think, let alone dream, about school again, unless we're talking about a 2D school where I have a harem of cute anime girls. Fuck this.
I used to get them all the time when I was a kid, but my only recent one startled me so it didn't last long.
It was night time and I was in the car park at my local store when I realised I was dreaming. I panicked and realised I'd probably wake up soon so decided to do something cool really quick. So I transformed into a Great Ape from Dragon Ball Z and stamped on a car, then I woke up.
No idea why that was the first thing I decided to do.
Hey bots. Behold my wall of text. 1/2
First let me say I never had a GF. Don't have any experience with woman beyond chatting.
So I met a girl online like 4 years ago. We played games together and talked alot on skype. We shared alot of stories, mainly about her life.
She met someone and they had been together for like 2 years now and she ended the relationship, she had to move out and find a new place.
We haven't talked for a long time since she was very busy and I was busy aswell and she is the kind of girl who never makes the first move, if you message her fine if you don't she will never type first.
Since she found a new place and had more time we came back into contact. Then I met her bestfriend(That's the girl I like.) She helped her out alot. Paying for her food and spent all free time she had with her.
She talked to me on facebook asked if I could help her out with something, said sure what do you need?
"Well I wanna suprise her with something but can't find a place to get it from other than ebay and I never bought something on ebay also have no paypal."
I said yeah sure if you transfer me the money I could do it no problem.
She instantly sent it so I bought it.
"Want to give me you phone number? I rarely use facebook"
And so it began. We talked alot about everything. After like a week she had to work outside of town for 2 days and asked me if I can keep chatting with her since she feels lonely in the hotel.
I never had such a great time chatting with someone before and she started to flirt, i missed all hints but in the end she was asking if I was tired. It was 3 am at that time and I said nah I'm used to it since my work starts on 11pm and I stay up till you sleep.
TBC.
>>28105741
2/2
"haha okay have fun waiting"
"I will. You can't keep up with me!"
"I know 2 ways to put you right to sleep"
"ok"
" "ok" - sounds like you're scared"
"more like ok - tell me"
"Welllll you have 2 options, I cuddle you so hard till you fall asleep or the dirty way ;) build a teleporter and come over"
She lives kinda far away like 3 hour drive. So I bailed out and said some stupid stuff like
"heh lemme check ebay, oh they don't have any"
":( too bad. well ima go to sleep now you win :) talk to you in the mornings night"
And it was going the same way the next night, but this time she dropped me a huge wall of text saying:
"I really like you but I need to clear some things up. I'm single now for only 4 months and I love my life right now, I love my job and how everything works out. I only need myself right now, but I like you and I know you can't plan everything but I need more time. I hope you understand that. The chats were amazing I had a great time and let's keep it that way for now and see where the flirts will guide us, ok? If I hurt your feelings with anything I say please tell me. You can talk about everything with me,"
I said it's fine and I'am glad we clear things up etc etc. And now we rarely talk. She had alot to do workwise and her mothers deathday was last week aswell so I didn't bother typing her only wishing her the best and that I would be there for her. Now she asks me something like "How are you today <3? what are you doing" and never replys after. Always taking her time and types back like 1-2 days later. Now i feel like shit. No fucking idea what to do. I don't want to spam her every 2 hours and annoy her and seem desprate. Should I just wait it out? When would be a good time to tell her about my feelings? I have a chance to meet her soon maybe. I really need a helping hand here. Please.
Nobody? Pls help
I don't get the problem. Talk to a different girl. She's not interested.
>tfw your bedroom smells
>Change sheets
>Take out dirty clothes
>Wash the floor
>It still smells
What am I doing wrong?
>>28106169
Its you that smells anon
>>28105727
>tfw your bedroom smells
Describe the smell pls
>you will never explore the galaxy in your lifetime
although it may seem like it at the moment, this place is not /b/. please take this thread there. saged
>>28105618
You were born just in time to explore reality though.
>>28105631
How is this a /b/ topic? It's not gore, it's not a racebait thread, it's not a get thread, there's literally nothing wrong with it.
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