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>you will never be rich and famous
>>28102459
>that frog cum
Fuck, I'm getting hard bros
How does this picture relate to your feel?
>>28102495
I have a huge weenie and want to be famous for it
There is nothing worse than this.
>>28102413
As dead as this thread.
>>28102624
as dead as my dick
I know that feel breh.
Sometimes I wish I was dead on the outside too
Well... I finally went and did it. I jerked off to lolicon for the first time. Best nut ever. I think I should feel guilty, but I don't. I actually have no real life pedophilic urges, but I don't know how I feel about what i just did.
>>28102392
Loli helps a lot of potential offenders have a way to let out some steam.
It's totally fine. You shouldn't feel guilty.
Nice blog anon
Keep it up
We all care
Welcome to the club OP
>I think I should feel guilty, but I don't
Why should you feel guilty? You masturbated to a drawing made by some other lolicon for profit, it's not like 3D porn where real people get exploited and humiliated
Get on your knees and suck my stinky, sweaty NEET cock!
o-ok sir
Okay. I wasn't really doing anything else.
I can finally be the worthless slut that I am.
>tfw when I am doing my girlfriend's homework in exchange for getting to sniff and lick her asshole tonight
>feels good man
>>28102269
Sounds like an unfair deal for you
>>28102269
Hope she ate goat curry for a good vibe
>>28102393
Eh, I don't mind mental work, and I enjoy worshiping her ass.
Wagery kekery cuck.
The wageslave life must suck.
The clock strikes 1.
You're halfway done.
Wagery kekery cuck.
I love being a NEET
At least you tried I guess.
this is pathetic.
>>28102254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBiOx3pKZAc
Definitive proof
Omg this girl is so ugly!!!!
>>28102249
You should see your waifu without makeup.
>>28102249
is that eggman?
fucking original comment
>>28102249
I will white knight her as hard as possible
>"I hope you have a good week this Anon. Remember to keep your head up and focus on where you want to be in life. I believe in you! You deserve to live a good life as much as anybody else. I know you can do it Anon, and I know that you do too. The biggest obstacle to success is yourself Anon. I know it's hard and I know you find it easy to find faults in yourself but you have to believe you can get to where you want to be in life!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU ]
>>28102212
*Rips off her panties*
"Im about 3 seconds from being where i want to be ;)"
we gonna fuck or what
>>28102212
>tfw it's actually true
>tfw everyone on /r9k/ is so jaded they don't believe it
It's a damn shame.
I made a drawing of katya lischina. What you guys think?
>>28102141
I spent like 4 hours shading your upper lip
>>28102141
Draw my fursona plz desu senpai
>>28102141
good job senpai, wish I could draw that good. I'm still just beginning :( How long have you been at it?
Thank you for resizing.
How do you robots feel about older women? Anyone ever have a crush on someone much older than themselves?
Pic related: my 37yo boss.
Some of the 40+ year olds (some 50+) I find more attractive than the women my age (23) I work with. There are at least a dozen or so I would kill to bone.
The women my age don't even make eye contact with me whereas the older women are so much nicer and have a better sense of humour. When I do unfortunately have conversations with the younger women, all they ever talk about are their bfs or worse yet, any kids they have
>>28102178
I'm 19 and I feel the same way, I tend to have an easier time talking to women 35+. They just seem more mature.
>>28102109
Oh look, this thread again. Let me just bump this so we can relive it again and again.
GEHHHHH
GEEEEEEEch
nice. GEHHHch is the new *BRRRAAAAPPPP*
So let it be written, so let it be done
>>28102206
GEEECH
it's a good thing we can save babies like this with modern medicine so they can enjoy a whole 49 days of constant, incomprehensible pain before dying.
>normos ask me if I'm OK
>say I look sad, smile more
>alright
>try to look more neutral by opening my eyes slightly more and smiling more
>normos ask me if I'm OK
How does this work
>>28101859
It doesn't work, that's just it.
It's very difficult to fake a genuine smile, there are lots of subtle facial movements involved that you don't usually notice. Have you ever seen pictures of celebrities where they're smiling but it looks 'off', even though you can't pinpoint why?
>>28102375
this
ORIGINALITY
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Can any femanons tell us what qualities, physical or otherwise, they find attractive in men? And what qualities you dislike? I want to know what non-normie sluts are looking for in a partner.
>>28101801
>femanons
Drown in an ocean of dicks, you stupid, cancerous faggot.
>>28101801
I like funny guys who are taller than 5'8" and aren't obese.
That's about it. I can't be too picky or I'll never get a boyfriend ever.
>>28101881
Thanks for the quality contribution.
>>28101949
I see. No dislikes?
What do you do if you were born indian? So far I've got:
-Women hate me for being ugly and untouchable
-Normies hate me for my accent
-My autistic programmer coworkers hate me because 'you're taking our jobs'
-/r9k/ hates you, poo in the loo etc
-Hell, even other indians hate me, basically indians are actually super racist and the darker skinned you are the more they hate you
I'm so tired of living this life... tell me what to do robots...
>>28101786
go back, scum
>>28101786
i dispise indian girls too.
they're even more shallow and entitled as white women while being bum fuck ugly.
where the fuck do they get that sens of superiority from ?!
>>28102457
Their movies where each girl is treated like a princess.
>Yo anon, ready to hit the beach?
>>28101751
sorry I'm not into black guys
>>28101751
from left to right
>thick waist
>no legs
>chest gap
>manlet
>shit ab insertions
>no traps or legs
>literally fridgemode
>small arms
>>28101751
bunch of ugly niggers
