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>tfw you are Chad but you're attracted to introverted greasy haired lazy fembots
>not accepted in the only honeypot on the internet full of meet females
Such feels senpaitachi. Everytime I get a fembots contact info she sees me and calls me worthless normie Chad and takes off. I'm not even a normie I just don't give a fuck so I do good in social situations
>>28097469
you're attracted to the easy pussy and the fact that you'll most likely be the only man interested in her. she'll give you all her attention.
you'll collect a group of fembots, make them fall for you and prance around like a Chad scumbag with an army of fembots following you. literally worse than haremfags and female attention whores.
>>28097586
Not true at anon, I have several somewhat attractive normie girls who are willing to date me and a couple really attractive ones but they're not my taste.
Introverted girls have a special taste.
will you let me suck your dick?
Do any robots here deal with shaking?
My hands constantly shake and whenever someone looks me in the face my head starts twitching uncontrollably.
It makes me not even want to go outside or try and associate with people. The shaking also brings on fast heart beating, high blood pressure, and sweating.
Anyone have any advice on how I can stop doing this or how you deal with it?
Take your multivitamin. It helps.
My head used to twitch when my anxiety was at its peak(about a year ago).
My only tips is to somehow get better confidence, I got inspired in some ways and it helped me.
>>28097370
You shake from the emotional response of the social interaction. Read up on social anxiety. It manifest in different ways. Me for example start to sweat like hell.
>tfw you almost think you are a decent singer but then you listen to covers of the same songs you're trying to sing and realise you're horrible in comparison
>>28097363
keep tryin nigga, you'll get there
>>28097363
>tripfag
originalriginalriginal
>>28097379
I'm not living alone, so I can almost never practice anymore
>tfw you found out that drugs are better than sex
>>28097269
>implying you've had sex
>>28097673
>>28097269
I've done both several times and drugs aren't overrated but sex is.
I drop acid and fuck my gf
>you will never move into a new neighbourhood and meet a cute chuuni-girl
>you will never be forced to become her "ally" in the fight against evil
>you will never reluctantly indulge into those fantasies of hers
>you will never start having fun little by little
>you will never meet her family which is incredibly glad that someone cares about their daughter
>you will never realize that her delusions are just an act because she's never had any friends
>you will never promise your chuuni-girl that you won't leave her no matter what
>you will never confess your feelings that slowly have been building up over time to her
>you will never marry her
Thank God
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>>28097255
aaaaaHHHHHHH fuck life
>>28097255
tl;dr:
>you will never fuck a kid
>you will never be a hero and everyone will praise and love you
kill yourself
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
Queue music, chat, watch videos (just don't overdo the memes alright bud), come on in!
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the lower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "grab" a song, which means adding it to a playlist for later listening/queuing.
>What can I play?
Queue anything you want. Obvious normie/cancer music will predictably be disliked, but the worst that happens is you lose some dubs and your song gets skipped. Just go for it.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Make sure it's the image url (link ending in .jpg, .png, .gif, etc) and have 10+ dubs.
>Anything else
Just ask inside!
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isnt blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list, for the lulz
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
>Staff capabilities info
http://pastebin.com/fjFYLnX1
>in b4 the real r9k room
>>28097244
pretty comfy in here
>>28097244
silly OP posting the wrong link again
here's the real /r9k/ room
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k
we need to build a
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Who /DroppingOut/ here?
Dropping out of college in May.
>Be me, 21.
>After years of putting it off, I decide to give college a shot and try to fix things in my life.
>Start college in September, 2015 and start off the first semester with a real bang.
>Pass every class with an A, math class screws me over and I don't do the best, but I'm still going strong.
>Spring semester begins in January, 2016 go in strong..
>Depression, Anxiety, Derealization and the "Bad Thoughts" (the voices that tell me to do bad things) are worse than ever before.
>Fail three out of the five classes, drop the fourth class, only doing well in one class.
>I can't fucking take it anymore /r9k/, going to drop out in May, see a Psychiatrist and start living as a NEET until I kill myself soon.
So that's it, any hope of getting my dream job is shattered, any hope of making my parents proud is gone, any chance of turning this shit around is done.
Anyone else dropping out of College or currently is a dropout?
If you want to talk or share stories, here's the place.
Not dropped out, but I once went back into homeschool for the sole reason of not wanting to deal with other people my own age.
>21 yo
>in my junior year
>realize that the only social scene at my college is frats/sororities
>realizing I missed out on making cool friends and meeting qt girls due to my foolish robot pride about how "I don't need a frat to make friends!" even though it was true
>still a kv and only made like 3 friends through random roommates
>studying accounting because "I want a job in business!" but once I get into the substantive course load I realize it is soul-destroying and terrible
>not enjoying my studies and almost no social life, life becomes unbearable
>daydream about being some low skilled trades person every day, at least I'd be working outside
>apply for internships, ace an interview but literally get told they want to hire me but can't because I'm not a normie (no extracurriculars)
>have a month coming up with like 4 HUGE projects due
>decide fuck it, just get depressed one day and drop out right then and there after class
>few weeks later get a phone call telling me I got accepted into the police academy
>I have 2 months of NEEThood before I get to live life on easymode as a cop getting free food and stuff everywhere I go, great benefits, good pay, exciting work
Life is bretty good
>>28097122
Dropping out of university
My sutuation is similiar to you
>be top notch straight A student
>Be one of the best in the promotion
>Get wrecked for a year cause of health issues
>Become severly depressed, not allowed to take time off before the new semester
>Start new semester,too fucking depressed and suicidal to do shit
Failed 2 classes,dropped 2 classes . might have passed one.
Dreams and goals are now fucking over,i fucking hate my family for not supporting at my lowest and allowing me to take a single fucking semester off to recover.
Cause of that i fucking ruined my fucking dreams for fuck sake
Now my mom is like :
>"Wtf, how could you fail that badly? We'll send you to " native country" to shoe you how bad it is so you can get some motivation
Are you fucking kidding me? A semester off is all i needed to get my mental health back together, i'd be back to the Straight A top student i was
Thanks for fucking contributing in the ruining of my life. I never really blamed anyone for my problems but this?!? Fuck you
>Girlfriend
>Infinite Weed as a single virgin for life
Which do you choose?
>>28097062
Depends, anon
If i go with the GF, is she just a gf that may cheat or fuck you over..or is she THE ONE.
and will i just not have infinite weed and still be able to smoke? or do i have to give up smoking?? if i pick the gf
>>28097062
gf hands down
If I had something to do with my life I wouldn't smoke as much as I do.
>>28097169
Same. The reason I smoke every day is because my life sucks and tfwnogf.
I did it boys. I finally achieved gf. Cya later robots, I hope you all find love one day
You'll be back. You'll be back just like I was.
But on the real man, all the best. Have fun, but just don't don't kid yourself into thinking you've won the game on your first try. It's pretty likely you haven't. But the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and you've taken it. Good on you man, and I hope you find true happiness.
>>28097047
Godspeed you magnificent bastard. May you burn bright and not be brought down kicking and screaming back to Earth.
>>28097047
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ORIGILOL
eliza eliza eliza eliza eliza eliza
she has been forsaken
>>28096983
I understand so much now
>>28096983
Oh who is she
Eh why would i be interested to you attention whore?
>mfw i can find a qt gf i can have a platonic love with
why am i surrounded by nasty animals
pic related is almost me
>>28096982
Women are INCAPABLE of loving a man the way you currently want them to love you. It will never happen. The closest they can come is unhealthy dependence which has it's own drawbacks.
Women weren't built to love you the way you expect.
>>28097043
This. Women "love" is a fairytale created by man.
>>28097043
Platonic means friendship/non sexual.
You're retarded.
THERE ARE PEOPLE RIGHT NOW HAVING SWEET PASSIONATE SEX WITH THEIR MOST BELOVED ONES
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, /r9k/?
>>28096958
there are people who are getting raped by their most hated ones.
how does that make you feel, op?
>>28096958
i really don't feel anything about them.there are people who at this moment are being humiliated,suffering pain and are in a situation thousand time worse than mine,and don't fell anything for them either.
>>28096958
i've accepted that i'll never have a girl i could call my little sister and love passionately.
i can't feel anymore.
I've head authorities in Ohio are offering a $25,000 dollars reward to whoever gives information to the gunman. Any robots/neets/members of /r9k/ want to help and get rich? I think I have this as possible evidence.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/25000-reward-offered-information-ohio-family-killings/story?id=38631366
Here is a link.
All victims were members of the Rhoden family.
>>28096918
>4/22/16
Good job, that's most likely him. Was prom on a Saturday or Friday though?
Looks like we made the news again.
Great anime for robots. Only 3 episodes are out though. All the main characters hate normies.Well except for one
it's called "Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta?"
>>28096876
It's painfully mediocre just like almost every single Light Novel adaptation ever.
Every thing is painfully predictable, characters are generic, and the fantasy gaming angle is so over done - especially when it comes to light novels.
In fact, it's a terrible anime for robots. Barring the fact that the MC is pretty much a normalfag, in that he's well-adjusted, sensible, has quite a few real life friends, the fact that Ako, falls in love with him in-game and real life is something that ought to turn off all robots to this show.
It's average wish fulfillment material like almost every Light Novel, and if you're older than 20 and looking for something relatable (which would be the very definition of an anime suited to robots - one a robot can relate to and see themselves in) this show is a very poor example.
Everything magically falls into Rusian's lap -
>all his guild mates are cute girls who go to his school
>his in-game wife is also in love with him in real life (and happens to be "hot") and goes to his school
>he gets an overpowered rig to play his games on with his friends in his after-school club
>the player he originally proposed to in-game that gave him his ""trauma"" and establishing a set difference between real life and the game world because he thought they were a guy pretending to be a girl online, turns out to be his hot, young attractive female school teacher
If anything, robots ought to hate the MC.
If all it takes is for a character to mention riajuus or "normies" like once or twice for it to be "great for robots", then almost any anime that deals with otaku topics like manga, anime, idols, games etc. would be robot/r9k anime. But in terms of real r9k anime, not much exists, unfortunately.
I'm not going to say that Netoge no Yome is downright bad, because I do enjoy it to some extent. Just not as a robot, but as someone who is entertained quite easily by any anime.
>>28096876
SHE IS A FUCKING SHIT CANCER CASUAL SCRUB
SHE IS THE CANCER THAT KILLED MMORPG
SHE CARES MORE ABOUT HER LOOKS THAN ABOUT STATS AND SHE IS A FUCKING GARBAGE HEALER THAT CAN'T FOLLOW TACTICS
I FUCKING HATE THAT KEYBOARDTURNING FUCKING SHIT WHORE
PIGGU IS BEST GIRL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sometimes when I see a cute girl with her bf I think that there's no way I'd outcompete him. I feel like I'm actually too pathetic to have a gf and most of us are.
Can't we just be less delusional about having a gf?
>>28096844
>We
Start with yourself.
>>28096844
in the end you have dubs and they have nothing.
>>28096844
There's rarely an occasion where I'm not the least desirable person in the room
How is a female ever supposed to be attracted to someone when wherever they go they have better options?
I can't even fantasize about being with a girl any more because I don't see how anybody could see me as anything but repulsive
I'm sick of this shit.
![rsz_couple_by_lake[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/23n03t8.jpg "rsz couple by lake[1]")
