Just woke up. Already depressed.
>>28094336
>he's not depressed even when he's asleep
>>28094336
were you depressed when you went to sleep?
because y'know sleep doesn't cure depression
>>28094390
Not at all! I love being asleep! I'm whoever I want to be when I'm asleep!
>"Thanks for buying me dinner anon, but Im a Vegan, I cant eat all this!!!"
Alright, start walking home then.
>>28094310
>tfw no andro gf
why live
>>28094310
Well how about this.
>unzips dick
Would you date/marry a girl who was a virgin but had sucked 5 dicks in previous relationships?
>>28094253
I'd date/marry a girl who wasn't a virgin
>>28094253
I guess, I don't even know anymore
if she made 6 figures i would
just like women tend to forgive men for having a misogynistic attitude if they make 6 figures
Zoe Quinn said she used to be part of Anonymous , so I can't imagine it is hard to get in. How do I join?
Do they headhunt you like in that TV show Mr Robot?
>>28094239
You have to contact our leader if you want to join.
1. go to /b/ an shitpost.
2. keep shitposting.
3. grow neckbeard and/or become tranny.
4. quit job, go on welfare/public aid/parents money NEET.
5. ????
6. WELCOME TO ANONYMOUS WE ARE LEGION WE DUN FORGIVE OR FORGET AND STUFF HURDURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have to purchase a 4chan Gold Account to be part of Anonymous, senpai.
>EXIT BAG
>Do you think it works?
I read some articles, watched videos, researched on wikipedia and other sites and it seems it does work. I will also read Peaceful pill and Final exit before doing anything.
However, what's your opinion? I believe it to be the comfiest way to pass away.
>>28094237
No, it doesn't work. In fact, it's kind of dangerous to your health. People have died using it.
commit harakiri, at least you'll die in style
>>28094237
Apparently the tanks are mixed with oxygen for safety reasons.
I wonder if attaching some tubing from an exhaust pipe to a bag would work.
>find old class pictures
>look everyone up on normiebook
>they've all turned out better than you
pic related, my first grade class. i'm fourth from the left, front row
>2002-2003
>first grade
MODS
>>28094229
lmao you look like a fuckin faggo you're a homo ain't you?
Let's play Find the Robot!
Are stepmoms cucks in the same way that stepdads are cucks?
I'm asking for a friend
>>28094181
Do you view women as humans the same way you view men?
I still can't believe she chose Sasuke.
This is one of those double standard situations for me. I feel like when a girl does it, its just her nature. Motherly instincts and all that garbage. Plus women have all the reproductive power so its not like she couldn't have a kid whenever she wanted. Considering that it just feels like a motherly thing.
>Wake up my mom by shouting REEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES
>She gets annoyed and wondering what a "normie" is
>I explain that they are degenerate fucking whores and get drunk every weekend ect ect
>She says "anon maybe you should try to become a normie because you complain that you have no girlfriend all the time"
>Feel rage built up inside but oppresses it
>She goes to bed...
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>>>/SvT/
>wanting a gf
get out normie
keep it up, froggy. they'll understand you some day.
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
Any robots tried to shoplift? Share your stories
>>28094094
Sorry, but I'm not a nigger.
>>28094094
I used to a whole lot, probably the best story was putting together a scooter in K-mart and riding out on it like I owned it
I did it accidentally from a blockbuster when I was a kid.
It was a pokemon toy.
I put it in my coat pocket for later and forgot about it until I got home. I had an oh shit moment when I realized I still had it in the car home, but then figured whatever, and just opened it.
This is just one of my waifus
I have a harem
>>28094020
Dirty Dumb
Teleiophile Scum
I've had the same one waifu for ten years.
It would feel like cheating on them at this point if i got another.
>>28094027
I do like my /tv
Honest and serious question, who here dislikes every board except /r9k/?
Answer seriously because I need to know how many of you there are
Guess I'm alone in this fight. Figures neo-/r9k/ would act like this.
Hah, they'll all see, they'll all see soon enough
>>28093986
I'm here bud. Literally the only board i browse, and been browsing it all day. I might leave because of the ridiculous amount of cuck shit lately. Maybe /fit/ will inspire me?
>>28093986
Only board I browse, used to lurk B, but here is home now.
I can't wait for android gfs. I'm already saving up for one and I hope to be one of the first to get one. I'm getting a Barbara Palvin. How will you explain to your friends and family that you're in love with a robot and want to make it a part of the family?
>going out to a romantic classy restaurant with your qt robot Palvin gf and not even having to pay for two meals
it's too beautiful, familio ;_;
Am I really the only one totally excited about having an android gf waifu?
You just wanted an excuse to start palvposting again, OP.
Does jelqing work robots?
>>28093875
Only a little bit (~1 in), but you run the risk of ruining your penis.
>>28093892
Have you tried it? How big are you?
>>28093875
>caring about what women think they want
You already lost, bro. Give up.
Who is it that you think you see, roach?
I am in control
n-no you're not. g-get out of my head ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>>28093784
Fuck off you sick bastard
>>28093803
It's too late, roach.
Do black guys here know that befriending people from this website is retarded?
You can be smarter than then, tall, attractive, have a graduate degree, and a cute asian gf, and they'll still consider you a nigger. They'll think any girl who wants you is a slut. They'll consider themselves better than you, especially mixed dudes.
Never fool yourself into a "friendship" with one of us. Just giving you a heads up. I'm probably an exception to all of this, but I hang out with a lot of guys here. They dont like you no matter what.
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>>28093779
Stop posting these disgusting creatures
>>28093788
they're cute autist
>>28093779
The animus that robots show towards men of other races is starting to make me feel that their suffering is just and deserved.